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CindyKate
01-23-2006, 07:19 PM
Sorry Chauncey Billups, Elton Brand, Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki – you're no longer in the hunt for the NBA's Most Valuable Player award. Kobe Bryant locked up the award Sunday night with his stunning 81-point barrage in the Los Angeles Lakers' come-from-behind victory over Toronto.

Think about that: 81 points! That's right, eighty-one. The second most points ever scored in a game in league history, behind only Wilt Chamberlain's record of 100. It was more than Michael Jordan ever scored and more than Oscar Robertson or Kareem Abdul-Jabaar ever had. It was as many or more than the Houston Rockets have scored 12 times this season.

Bryant's performance – especially since it rallied the Lakers from a second-half, 18-point deficit – ranks as the greatest show I have ever seen in the NBA. And I was in Cleveland back in 1990 with the Cavaliers when Jordan scored his career-high of 69. (I had two points.) I never thought I'd see anyone top that. But Kobe did.

The scary thing is that we all should have seen this coming. Since Dec. 20, Kobe is averaging 43.4 points per game. In his 62-point outing against Dallas, Bryant didn't even play in the fourth quarter. How much would he have scored had the game been close? On Thursday in Sacramento, he had an off night – and still scored 51.

His point totals have been so ridiculous that his 37-point effort in Phoenix on Friday was barely noticed. For almost anyone else, 37 would be a career night. For Kobe? It's a subpar game.

The question now is how high the bar should be raised. Is 90 points a possibility? Think about how preposterous that sounds, yet Kobe has actually made it a valid question. What if the Lakers play the Suns – who scored 149 points Sunday night and still lost – and Bryant gets hot? Then what? Could he score 100?

The man is virtually unguardable. His shooting range goes way beyond the three-point line, and his ball-handling ability allows him to get to any spot on the floor. His strength and fearlessness puts him at the free-throw line time and again, and his steely nature at the end of games makes him lethal in the clutch. He is a basketball machine.

What this all means is that Bryant has to win the NBA's MVP award. Brand was the early-season favorite after his fast start, and Nash has been mentioned as a repeat winner for leading the Suns to first place in the Pacific Division. Nowitzki also deserves consideration for his play and for the success of the Mavericks. But Kobe has elevated his game to an entirely different level – one that has rarely been seen in the history of the NBA.

He is far and away the best player in the league, and he deserves to be honored. After the show he put on Sunday, can anyone argue that he's not the MVP?

Steve Kerr is Yahoo! Sports' NBA analyst. Send him a question or comment for potential use in a future column or webcast.

Notice how he managed to squeeze in his playing days with Jordan?

Now that he's soliciting comments, he got


Yes! A 81-pt game warrents a season MVP!

Really?

That could have been a valid argument had Bill Russel not won the MVP award the year Wilt put up 100 in one night. (and averaged 50 on the season, btw.)


Wow. Owning his ass is that easy.

UncleCliffy
01-23-2006, 07:21 PM
Post of the year!

Artis Gilmore
01-23-2006, 07:24 PM
Wow you really are retarded.

Darth Thanatos
01-23-2006, 07:31 PM
It's not like he said Yao Ming or Steve Francis or something like that.

Kobe is legit candidate.

CindyKate
01-23-2006, 07:33 PM
Well, it's not like he was saying Kobe is a legit candidate either. He's giving the award to him right now.

Darth Thanatos
01-23-2006, 07:44 PM
Are you a chick?

CindyKate
01-23-2006, 07:55 PM
I aint no fucking chick. I'm The CindyKate. Fear the dark power that be.

Oh, that might be you, W. LOL

Darth Thanatos
01-23-2006, 08:00 PM
Damn, I was hoping you were a chick because I was going to ask you to fuck me.

CindyKate
01-23-2006, 08:02 PM
Ask nicely and I'll still oblige.

OK this needs to stop.

Black Dynamite
01-23-2006, 08:45 PM
cindy you'll find out any kobe debates with G dub gets off topic with weakass cheap shots. either way the lakers have to actually finish better than where they are for kobe to be seriously mentioned for mvp. i dont think they are that good as a team myself.

Actually i think seattle and maybe houston or sacramento could possibly bump em down by season's end. who knows though, plenty of basketball left to play. at this point if it were about team need over wins i'd go with mcgrady. his team cant win one game w/o him. not even to a lakers team w/o kobe IMO. but since wins are factored in i unfortunately think steve nash is the front runner with chauncy right behind him.

OUGrizz11PG
01-23-2006, 10:04 PM
CindyKate=TheSyndicate.

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Taymelo
01-24-2006, 07:53 AM
That is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

He starts by saying Kobe deserves to be the season MVP because he dropped 81 in one out of 82 games... and then throws in other high scoring games almost as an afterthought, to bolster his case.

So, by Kerr's logic, if PJ Brown of the New Orleans Hornets scores 85 in a game, HE should be the NBA's season MVP?

I agree with Rorschach or whoever said his team has to at least finish better than last year.

Steve Nash supposedly won the award because of how many more wins his team had with him than without him.

Kobe's team isn't winning all that much, but he deserves the MVP before the middle of the season because he scored 81 points and his team has a mediocre record?!?!??!

And Steve, relax. You're making yourself look like a Kobe stalker. No one is ripping on your lover - they're only saying you don't give out the award in the middle of the season to a guy for scoring a lot of points in one game. How is that insulting to your basketball god?

TK
01-24-2006, 08:17 AM
Mark my words, Kobe will be named 2005-2006's MVP.

of the lakers.

My hatred of Kerr runs deep, and this only bolstered it. He fully supports what's wrong in this league, IMO - me-first players who have no interest whatsoever in making it a team game.

Kobe's performance was unbelievable, to be sure. But I would be equally impressed if Ben pulled down 40 boards in one night or if Chauncey got 30 assists. The difference is ESPN wouldn't elevate them to god status if that were to happen. The NBA, now as much as ever, is a popularity contest, and I think that's why it's on the slow and steady decline. Back in the day it was the Celtics v. the Lakers, the Pistons v. the Bulls. Now it's Kobe v. LeBron.

The NBA continues to dig its own grave, with a shovel provided by the media, by valuing individuals over teams.

Fool
01-24-2006, 09:34 AM
Damn, I was hoping you were a chick because I was going to ask you to fuck me.

Thats out of character. At least log on to your Bill Clinton account to say that shit.

IMO Steve Kerr = Owned by whoever CindyKate is.

CindyKate
01-24-2006, 10:53 AM
CindyKate=TheSyndicate.

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Finally one intelligent bastard.

I wonder what gave me out though. [smilie=annoyed.gif]

Darth Thanatos
01-24-2006, 12:15 PM
cindy you'll find out any kobe debates with G dub gets off topic with weakass cheap shots.

I never took a cheap shot at the Syndicate so I don't even know why you said that.

Black Dynamite
01-24-2006, 04:17 PM
cindy you'll find out any kobe debates with G dub gets off topic with weakass cheap shots.

I never took a cheap shot at the Syndicate so I don't even know why you said that.
LOL@you making shit up. i never said anyone specific beyond people who dont say nice things about your holy father kobe bryant. get your shit straight.

Darth Thanatos
01-24-2006, 08:09 PM
cindy you'll find out any kobe debates with G dub gets off topic with weakass cheap shots.

I never took a cheap shot at the Syndicate so I don't even know why you said that.
LOL@you making shit up. i never said anyone specific beyond people who dont say nice things about your holy father kobe bryant. get your shit straight.

LOL@you being a douche

Seriously kid, you've got some real problems. There was no need to say:


cindy you'll find out any kobe debates with G dub gets off topic with weakass cheap shots.

What point were you trying to make? This thread had absolutely nothing to do with Kobe Bryant, yet you want to bring him and I into this thread. And when did I ever take a cheap shot at anyone in a Kobe thread? If anything, you have taken cheap shots at me. It seems like every thread I post in you have something to say about me. You are an immature little twat that needs a bottle. [smilie=baby.gif]

Black Dynamite
01-24-2006, 08:21 PM
It's not like he said Yao Ming or Steve Francis or something like that.

Kobe is legit candidate.

cindykate said

Well, it's not like he was saying Kobe is a legit candidate either. He's giving the award to him right now.
looks like kobe was very relevent. and every other time your holy lover kobe comes up you are immediately on your period.

you dont like me calling you out on that boo fucking hoo. get over it.
this shit has been over. watch the game and enjoy the evening.