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Darth Thanatos
01-22-2006, 01:39 PM
Federer looks like he's on his way to his 7th grand slam.

Martina Hingis has made a nice little comeback. She's also very hot.

Roddick is getting beat up as I type this. Will he bounce back?

UncleCliffy
01-22-2006, 01:58 PM
Roddick lost last night.

Artermis
01-22-2006, 02:03 PM
I always wanted to bang Hingis. I think she had some teeth work, which has made her 100% hotter.

Roddick sucks.


Art

Black Dynamite
01-22-2006, 03:07 PM
hingis face got better but her breasts shrunk. i smell bra stuffing in her earlier years.

Darth Thanatos
01-23-2006, 02:23 PM
Nah. Hingis was always a natural B.

Fraserburn
01-23-2006, 02:56 PM
Is womens tennis anymore than a beauty contest
its a joke really
i just like watching them cause they are hot and they wear short skirts

Black Dynamite
01-23-2006, 03:06 PM
Is womens tennis anymore than a beauty contest
its a joke really
i just like watching them cause they are hot and they wear short skirts
i liked when the williams sisters dominated it and all the other chicks threw amazingly big hater fits. especially davenport.

Unibomber
01-23-2006, 10:13 PM
Is womens tennis anymore than a beauty contest
its a joke really
i just like watching them cause they are hot and they wear short skirts
i liked when the williams sisters dominated it and all the other chicks threw amazingly big hater fits. especially davenport.

Agreed. I personally find the Williams sisters attractive but that's just me.

Better question...when will Federer lose next? And will it be at Nadal's hands?

H1Man
01-23-2006, 10:26 PM
Better question...when will Federer lose next? And will it be at Nadal's hands?

With the way he has been playing lately, I don't think anyone can beat him.

Unibomber
01-23-2006, 10:29 PM
Better question...when will Federer lose next? And will it be at Nadal's hands?

With the way he has been playing lately, I don't think anyone can beat him.

He'll probably rattle off a streak of 80 or so consecutive matches, but even Federer is human. He's gonna lose. Once. Fuck, he's even lost to Roddick.

Pharaoh
01-24-2006, 07:26 AM
Anyone know if that Russian Chick Kirilenko is related to AK47?

For all I know Kirilenko is like Smith in Russia - there could be a hundred of them.

BTW, Sharapova (however you spell it) is hot.

Probably extremely young but it's not like I'm gonna get near her anyway so who cares, right?

Glenn
01-24-2006, 08:08 AM
If the tennis chicks played naked, I'd watch.

Darth Thanatos
01-24-2006, 01:08 PM
They're already damn near naked.

And man, I have a huge fucking crush on Serena. She's OMFGHOT!

Moodini31
01-24-2006, 07:57 PM
I've always had a little thing for Hingis too. I almost was going to post that in the "things you hate to admit" thread. Also, I'm glad you said that about Serena, Dubya. My boys don't agree, but I would love to "knock down" Serena. I like the muscle tone, the killer booty, and they massive rack helps too. [smilie=hitit.gif]

Unibomber
01-24-2006, 08:46 PM
Also, I'm glad you said that about Serena, Dubya. My boys don't agree, but I would love to "knock down" Serena. I like the muscle tone, the killer booty, and they massive rack helps too. [smilie=hitit.gif]

[smilie=master_emot:

Agreed.

Pharaoh
01-24-2006, 09:42 PM
Serena would probably throw you against the wall.

Anyway, back to my question:

Any of you tennis junkies know if the russian chick Kirilenko is related to AK47?

Moodini31
01-25-2006, 03:21 PM
Also, I'm glad you said that about Serena, Dubya. My boys don't agree, but I would love to "knock down" Serena. I like the muscle tone, the killer booty, and they massive rack helps too. [smilie=hitit.gif]

[smilie=master_emot:

Agreed.

PNF, I could have "got your drift" without the unnecessary emoticon! haha![smilie=fingernono.:

Unibomber
01-25-2006, 07:46 PM
Yeah, but we have so many emoticons I had to go on a hunt for a good one. Then I saw that they'd added the masturbation one and I couldn't resist?

Did anyone see Federer v. Davydenko? Federer was up 2-1 in sets and looked like it should've only gone three sets.

Glenn
01-26-2006, 08:10 AM
If the tennis chicks played naked, I'd watch.

With these two finalists, I'd like to retract this post.

Thanks in advance.

Unibomber
01-28-2006, 11:01 AM
If the tennis chicks played naked, I'd watch.

With these two finalists, I'd like to retract this post.

Thanks in advance.

One or both of them must've read these posts. Henin-Hardenne retired and Mauresmo is the winner.

Federer v. Baghdatis for the men's championship today.

Glenn
01-28-2006, 04:42 PM
Would you watch if they were naked?

Unibomber
01-28-2006, 07:10 PM
Probably not. The sight of balls flapping around on difficult shots would destroy the mood.

Unibomber
01-29-2006, 07:41 PM
And Federer just wasted Baghdatis for that final. No real surprise there.

Glenn was secretly disappointed that they weren't naked.

Glenn
01-30-2006, 08:31 AM
And Federer just wasted Baghdatis for that final. No real surprise there.

Glenn was secretly disappointed that they weren't naked.


I agree with PhilipNelsonFan.