Superman's Bulge Too Large In 'Superman Returns'
[Monday, December 12th, 2005]
Brandon James RouthProducers are reportedly worried about the size of Brandon Routh's bulge which would make his profile in the superhero's skintight costume distracting, reports the Sun.

Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects.

The Sun's source said: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen.

"We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."

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:? this is not something i noticed. but i guess its actually a good thing that he isnt black.nothing like favorable stereotypes

http://www.dannyfoo.com/archives/superman_small-thumb.jpg
somebody should explain to the hollywood pee wee's that that isnt bulge.

Thats just stupid....not what you posted....but the fact that their going to digitally remove a mans penis.

But if i were the actor i would take it as a compliment. They essentially said "oh my, that penis is far too large to be in a movie" LMAO

Where exactly is this "bulge" they speak of...?

Hmmm.....
I don't understand what exactly the problem is.
That is not a "bulge"
Wow, anyway.........

they said the same thing about burt ward when he played robin on the TV series of Batman. Obviously digitally shrinking his willy wasn't an option back then, but wild ass parents complained about his junk flopping around while kicking the Riddler's ass.

I don't understand this crap though. They put a man in skin tight spandex and then complain that you can see that he has a penis? Not the actual penis or nothing, but a bulge. Well what do they expect to see? Even if you put a three year old boy in spandex there will some sort of "bulge". If SuperMAN has no anatomy at all then we have a problem. Little boys were willing to safety pin towels to their back and jump out of seventh story windows back in the day, so what do you think would come of this situation? OUCH!!

That's an awesome fake news story! Propers Gutz!

Hmmm.....
I don't understand what exactly the problem is.
That is not a "bulge"
Wow, anyway.........

Agreed. What exactly are they talking about? This could either be a publicity stunt or a way to pump up the actor's ego.

That's fucking hilarious.


That pic makes me feel like I must be a porn star or something.


LMFAO.

That's fucking hilarious.


That pic makes me feel like I must be a porn star or something.


LMFAO.



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T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.

Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.

T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you
think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.

T.S. Quint: Of course it is.

Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.

T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.

Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...

Brodie's right. The food court's the food court.

That's an awesome fake news story! Propers Gutz!
http://www.killermovies.com/s/superman/articles/5712.html

Can't they just put the efforts on digitally removing the bulge towards digitially putting Christopher Reeve's face on Superman?