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Taymelo
01-16-2006, 01:24 PM
Yep, you heard it here first. This thread is official.

http://www.teamrocs.com/images/reviews/official_stamp.gif

As some of you may be aware, there's been a bit of a falling out between certain members of the Syndicate, and everybody's favorite uncle - Uncle Cliffy.

Its really nothing more than a misunderstanding as a result of the turmoil in suddenly losing our site, gaining a temporary site, and starting our site over from scratch.

Lost in the confusion, is Uncle Cliffy, which sucks, because everyone here loves the guy.

So please, take the time to share your deepest personal feelings about Cliffy, your love, admiration, and for TK, your lust as well.

Hopefully, he'll read this, and come on home at some point. Whenever he decides to come back, he'll find that we've left the light on for him.

http://www.motel6az.com/images/top_img1.jpg

In closing, I wrote this for Cliffy:


Spending all my nights,
All my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes,
I'm right back where I started again
Trying to forget you is just a waste of time

Cliffy come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Cliffy come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
Trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear
But as the sun goes down, I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here

Cliffy come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Cliffy come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

Now that I put it all together
Give me the chance to make you see
Have you used up all the love in your heart
Nothing left for me, ain't there nothing left for me

Cliffy come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Cliffy come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

Glenn
01-16-2006, 01:30 PM
I'd like Cliffy to come back and post here with us again, he's one of my favorite heterosexual posters here at WTF.

Taymelo
01-16-2006, 01:33 PM
I'd like Cliffy to come back and post here with us again, he's one of my favorite heterosexual posters here at WTF.

That's code for "Glenn likes TK better than Cliffy".

BTW: Everyone's getting in on the Cliffy Come Home movement. See, even Tayshaun Prince is lobbying to get him back:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/news/2003/04/14/pistons_cavs_ap/t1_prince_ap.jpg

EDIT:

Afterall, he can't duck us forever, can he?

http://www.barkeranimation.com/images/Temp_DB/036/3605.jpg

Kilo
01-16-2006, 01:55 PM
As you can see by my location, I have been looking for him and have spotted him trying to cosy up at RGM. Hopefully he comes back here but I'll understand if he chooses not to.

Anthony
01-16-2006, 02:25 PM
COME BACK CLIFFY!!!! (please)

MOLA1
01-16-2006, 02:45 PM
I totally agree. We miss you homie. Hit me up on e-mail so we can talk through this.

DrRay11
01-16-2006, 02:47 PM
Come back Uncer Criffy!

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Matt
01-16-2006, 06:35 PM
unclecliffy = one of the best screen names, ever :D

Black Dynamite
01-16-2006, 08:16 PM
unclecliffy = one of the best screen names, ever(after Rorschach) :D

Fool
01-16-2006, 10:07 PM
LOL@ ...

....

:(

Come :home: UC.

Anthony
01-16-2006, 10:12 PM
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Cmon home Cliff!

DennyMcLain
01-17-2006, 03:33 AM
Uncle Cliffy...now THAT'S a name which spawns memories.....

I remember the time when Cliffy and I PM'ed each other until early into the morning hours. Laughing. Crying. Ripping TK a new one. It was a Kodak moment for sure -- only it wasn't a Kodak moment because I don't know what he looks like, since all I know of him are coherent clusters of text flashing across a 17 inch RGB screen as brightly as a full moon on a clear night.

Oh, Cliffy. Where art thou? Are you alone, yearning for the gay subtext of a TK response? Are you at a bar, drowning your sorrow within that 7th bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade? Does anybody know. Not I, and it saddens me deeply.

Come home, Cliffy. Come home.

MOLA1
01-17-2006, 10:09 AM
I think you're scaring him further away Denny.


Wow.

WTFchris
01-17-2006, 10:12 AM
Are you at a bar, drowning your sorrow within that 7th bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade?

Say it aint so Cliffy. Tell me you're at least drinking beer.

BTW, what poster is most likely to drink/will drink when old enough...Zima as their drink of choice?

MOLA1
01-17-2006, 10:14 AM
Skelly.

Taymelo
01-17-2006, 10:38 AM
Skelly.

:D

I had Skelly pegged as a non-drinker, all the way, although I bet his dad loves scotch.

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Glenn
01-17-2006, 10:40 AM
What the hell?

Why don't we make this a "come home" thread for Skelly too?

Anybody?

Taymelo
01-17-2006, 11:03 AM
What the hell?

Why don't we make this a "come home" thread for Skelly too?

Anybody?

Hey! Hijacking threads is MY JOB)(*@#^$)(&@^()*&^#)@(*#$

And besides, Cliffy won't feel as special as he truly is if we water down his thread.

Cliffy: Come home, brother. We're family. We fight, we forgive, we move on.

http://www.lifelinefamilycenter.org/_borders/We're%20Family.jpg

Black Dynamite
01-17-2006, 11:24 AM
What the hell?

Why don't we make this a "come home" thread for Skelly too?

Anybody?
no :?, fuck him. why ask him to clean the doodoo crumbs off his face from all his rgm asskissing? that would be mean

MOLA1
01-17-2006, 11:24 AM
:sign5: