:coffee2:

:?:

Anyway, this is Linh:

http://myspace-934.vo.llnwd.net/00329/43/98/329888934_l.jpg

This is Linh's friend:

http://myspace-518.vo.llnwd.net/00272/81/53/272353518_l.jpg

Can't find a pic of my teacher on the internet anywhere.


go for the friend, you'll kill two birds

she looks like an upgrade, and you'll get your revenge

Agreed with Glenn. It's time for the NEW PNF!!!!

severing the achilles tendon works, too

Anybody remember "Pet Semetary"?

severing the achilles tendon works, too

Damn you, GlennDanzig®!!!! This is serious. PNF needs his revenge fix.

I think it's time for Taymelo, filthy divorce attorney to the stars, to chime in.

:coffee2:

:?:

Anyway, this is Linh:

http://myspace-934.vo.llnwd.net/00329/43/98/329888934_l.jpg

This is Linh's friend:

http://myspace-518.vo.llnwd.net/00272/81/53/272353518_l.jpg

Can't find a pic of my teacher on the internet anywhere.


go for the friend, you'll kill two birds

she looks like an upgrade, and you'll get your revenge

What the fuck dude! She is nothing special at all. This is the whore you're killin your self over? Really....Cmon. She looks like any girl you can find serving tables at your local dirty Chinese resturant.

^that'll help

Sig by Anthony. Please note that all three words were spelled correctly


ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF.

"dirty chinies resturant", Anthony?

I think she's Tie, or Veatnumeze.

revenge is a dish best served with a $40 hummer from a stripper

revenge is a dish best served with a $40 hummer from a stripper

A. Is PNF old enough for a stripper, and

B. Can PNF pay with pennies?

^that'll help

If that dosnt help, I dont know what will.

"dirty chinies resturant", Anthony?

I think she's Tie, or Veatnumeze.

Does it matter? I'm sure he could do better.

I don't know. She gave me the best rimjob I've ever had.

revenge is a dish best served with a $40 hummer from a stripper

A. Is PNF old enough for a stripper, and

B. Can PNF pay with pennies?

A. No.

B. Yes (that goddamn penny collection is worth something).

C. LOL @ Anthony's comment. Her dad owns a Chinese restaurant, so yeah.

D. She's Vietnamese. Her friend is Laotian.

E. She told me about that, WOD.

That bitch is not Laotian.... Has to be half and half or something.

A kick to the cooch will solve everything. Gotta wait for the combat boots to arrive.

That bitch is not Laotian.... Has to be half and half or something.

A kick to the cooch will solve everything. Gotta wait for the combat boots to arrive.

YES!!! :lol:

I was waiting for this to be brought up.

Her dad owns a Chinese restaurant

But OF COURSE he does.

Her dad owns a Chinese restaurant

But OF COURSE he does.

:lol:

She told me that when she was little she'd ask the workers for money and they'd give it to her. Foreshadowing?

Her dad owns a Chinese restaurant

But OF COURSE he does.

:lol:

She told me that when she was little she'd ask the workers for money and they'd give it to her. Foreshadowing?

Damn! Run away as fast as you can. :shock:

Dont waste your keyboard life. I've been telling him this for a long time now. RUN!

PNF - I told you what to do.

Ignore the bitch and find someone else to take to games, drive around and all that shit.

When this bitch calls you tell her your busy with the other chick.

If she cares about you at all she'll lift her game and want to spend time with you.

Now here's the thing: Don't cave in like a little kid.

Make the bitch earn her way back, taking you out to 3 games, taking you to dinner and all that shit.

Make sure you every now and then you are unavailable because you're "spending time with the other chick".

That's your excuse and stick to it.

Until the bitch earns her way back and is ready to fuck you or blow you.

Now once you get the blow job/root as soon as it's over grab your clothes/pull up your pants, point at her and say:

"I got what I wanted. I waited and waited and waited all this fucking time and finally you gave me some. Now fuck off you little slut. I hate you."

Then spit on her and walk away.

NOTE: If she has a lot of brothers who could kill you disregard this post

I disagree with Pharoah.

Don't spit. It lacks class.

Just make that really disgusted spitting noise - ptuey!

But don't shoot any saliva.

Its a lot classier.

PNF - I told you what to do.

Ignore the bitch and find someone else to take to games, drive around and all that shit.

When this bitch calls you tell her your busy with the other chick.

If she cares about you at all she'll lift her game and want to spend time with you.

Now here's the thing: Don't cave in like a little kid.

Make the bitch earn her way back, taking you out to 3 games, taking you to dinner and all that shit.

Make sure you every now and then you are unavailable because you're "spending time with the other chick".

That's your excuse and stick to it.

Until the bitch earns her way back and is ready to fuck you or blow you.

Now once you get the blow job/root as soon as it's over grab your clothes/pull up your pants, point at her and say:

"I got what I wanted. I waited and waited and waited all this fucking time and finally you gave me some. Now fuck off you little slut. I hate you."

Then spit on her and walk away.

NOTE: If she has a lot of brothers who could kill you disregard this post

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brilliant, except right when he feels like he's gonna nut, he should pull out and shoot that shit all over her face, aim for the eyes if possible. So wonderfully degrading. WUAHAHAAA!!

PNF, that is the best advice I've ever heard, run with it.

Sidenote:
This is my 100th post!!!!
It's official, I have to much free time. :thumbleft:

Laotian? Does that rhyme with ocean?

And assians with blue eyes = no go.

pnf my best advice is to not tell these crabby fuck EVERYTHING about them. you always leave something out or twist it. in fact im hoping the girl's real name isnt linh. :wink:

and elektra is a foul mothafucka' i see. for her to suggest cum in the eyes out the blue is low but funny nonetheless. im seriouslt worried about all the girls her and NQ keep in there dungeon with No Quarter oddly enough. :shock:

PNF - I told you what to do.

Ignore the bitch and find someone else to take to games, drive around and all that shit.

When this bitch calls you tell her your busy with the other chick.

If she cares about you at all she'll lift her game and want to spend time with you.

Now here's the thing: Don't cave in like a little kid.

Make the bitch earn her way back, taking you out to 3 games, taking you to dinner and all that shit.

Make sure you every now and then you are unavailable because you're "spending time with the other chick".

That's your excuse and stick to it.

Until the bitch earns her way back and is ready to fuck you or blow you.

Now once you get the blow job/root as soon as it's over grab your clothes/pull up your pants, point at her and say:

"I got what I wanted. I waited and waited and waited all this fucking time and finally you gave me some. Now fuck off you little slut. I hate you."

Then spit on her and walk away.

NOTE: If she has a lot of brothers who could kill you disregard this post
Note to Gutz/Devin:

Please reread this advice given by Snoop dogg (Pharoah) above.
The only advice he forgot to give PNF, was to make sure he's packin' heat so he can busta cap if the bitch tries to run for it!
Yet, you call me harsh?

Devin, why?....
Why are you so hard on me?
:crybaby:

now shes being a woman on me. *totally backing away from the puddle of tears* :?

ummm oookkkkkk.

Everyone knows Pharoah is inhumane and a believer in taking vengence too far on a samuel jackson level if you even get his food order wrong. so its easy to overlook it. :D

now shes being a woman on me. *totally backing away from the puddle of tears* :?

ummm oookkkkkk.

Everyone knows Pharoah is inhumane and a believer in taking vengence too far on a samuel jackson level if you even get his food order wrong. so its easy to overlook it. :D

Pharoah watched too many Mad Max films as a toddling Aussie way back in the day. :wink:

PNF. F asians! Go black, because once you go black, you'll never go back. Then , Devin can give you all sorts of real world pimp advice.

now shes being a woman on me. *totally backing away from the puddle of tears* :?

ummm oookkkkkk.

Everyone knows Pharoah is inhumane and a believer in taking vengence too far on a samuel jackson level if you even get his food order wrong. so its easy to overlook it. :D

Pharoah watched too many Mad Max films as a toddling Aussie way back in the day. :wink:

PNF. F asians! Go black, because once you go black, you'll never go back. Then , Devin can give you all sorts of real world pimp advice.
not for free. i dont know how you tree hugging cali hippies do. but that shyt isnt free.

now shes being a woman on me. *totally backing away from the puddle of tears* :?

ummm oookkkkkk.

Everyone knows Pharoah is inhumane and a believer in taking vengence too far on a samuel jackson level if you even get his food order wrong. so its easy to overlook it. :D

Pharoah watched too many Mad Max films as a toddling Aussie way back in the day. :wink:

PNF. F asians! Go black, because once you go black, you'll never go back. Then , Devin can give you all sorts of real world pimp advice.
not for free. i dont know how you tree hugging cali hippies do. but that shyt isnt free.

SoCal Sun Lovers = NoCal Hippie Haters. Words to live by, Dev.

I never said it would be free. Instead of dropping 40 on a skank hook, PNF can wire it to you, in return for advice.

PNF - I told you what to do.

Ignore the bitch and find someone else to take to games, drive around and all that shit.

When this bitch calls you tell her your busy with the other chick.

If she cares about you at all she'll lift her game and want to spend time with you.

Now here's the thing: Don't cave in like a little kid.

Make the bitch earn her way back, taking you out to 3 games, taking you to dinner and all that shit.

Make sure you every now and then you are unavailable because you're "spending time with the other chick".

That's your excuse and stick to it.

Until the bitch earns her way back and is ready to fuck you or blow you.

Now once you get the blow job/root as soon as it's over grab your clothes/pull up your pants, point at her and say:

"I got what I wanted. I waited and waited and waited all this fucking time and finally you gave me some. Now fuck off you little slut. I hate you."

Then spit on her and walk away.

NOTE: If she has a lot of brothers who could kill you disregard this post

She could probably find several people to kill me and she does have brothers. Sorry Pharaoh.


Laotian? Does that rhyme with ocean?

And assians with blue eyes = no go.

Say the "ao" like "ow", as in the sound you make when someone hurts you.

And those are contacts, buddy.


pnf my best advice is to not tell these crabby fuck EVERYTHING about them. you always leave something out or twist it. in fact im hoping the girl's real name isnt linh.

I prefer leaving stuff out. Which I have. Repeatedly.


PNF. F asians! Go black, because once you go black, you'll never go back. Then , Devin can give you all sorts of real world pimp advice.

No kidding. Too bad I know all of one hot black girl and I doubt I could work it out. She is so hot too. :evil:

PNF. F asians! Go black, because once you go black, you'll never go back. Then , Devin can give you all sorts of real world pimp advice.

No kidding. Too bad I know all of one hot black girl and I doubt I could work it out. She is so hot too. :evil:

Use your resources. DJ wants to help you.

Glenn wants you to shut up. :wink:

I want to hear the good shit.

PM DJ, pay him the $40 saved from the skank hooker non-event, and go for the Brown Sugar, playa!!! :o

Sorry, double post

PNF - I told you what to do.

Ignore the bitch and find someone else to take to games, drive around and all that shit.

When this bitch calls you tell her your busy with the other chick.

If she cares about you at all she'll lift her game and want to spend time with you.

Now here's the thing: Don't cave in like a little kid.

Make the bitch earn her way back, taking you out to 3 games, taking you to dinner and all that shit.

Make sure you every now and then you are unavailable because you're "spending time with the other chick".

That's your excuse and stick to it.

Until the bitch earns her way back and is ready to fuck you or blow you.

Now once you get the blow job/root as soon as it's over grab your clothes/pull up your pants, point at her and say:

"I got what I wanted. I waited and waited and waited all this fucking time and finally you gave me some. Now fuck off you little slut. I hate you."

Then spit on her and walk away.

NOTE: If she has a lot of brothers who could kill you disregard this post

The best part about doing this is she'll probably call you the next day. I'll can tell you right now that if she is like many girls, she'll respect you a hell of a lot more after you do this than she did after you went on that wild adventure with her a few months back.

PNF - I told you what to do.

Ignore the bitch and find someone else to take to games, drive around and all that shit.

When this bitch calls you tell her your busy with the other chick.

If she cares about you at all she'll lift her game and want to spend time with you.

Now here's the thing: Don't cave in like a little kid.

Make the bitch earn her way back, taking you out to 3 games, taking you to dinner and all that shit.

Make sure you every now and then you are unavailable because you're "spending time with the other chick".

That's your excuse and stick to it.

Until the bitch earns her way back and is ready to fuck you or blow you.

Now once you get the blow job/root as soon as it's over grab your clothes/pull up your pants, point at her and say:

"I got what I wanted. I waited and waited and waited all this fucking time and finally you gave me some. Now fuck off you little slut. I hate you."

Then spit on her and walk away.

NOTE: If she has a lot of brothers who could kill you disregard this post

The best part about doing this is she'll probably call you the next day. I'll can tell you right now that if she is like many girls, she'll respect you a hell of a lot more after you do this than she did after you went on that wild adventure with her a few months back.

:? How do you figure?

its the shitty whore waste bag treatment, but thats useless advice because its becoming apparaent that type of thinking isnt in you and to force out of you would take too long.

you should honestly cut her out of the equation and see whats popping with the friend. getting on with the friend isnt great revenge, its just good sex. no need to obsess over one girl while working on another. will cloud your brain like blue balls.


if anything these pussyeaters on here should be telling what to say to the friend. they are just helping you obsess over this lil cunt more than needed. i say move on and get advice on how not to fuck up any chance at screwing the friend by saying the wrong thing.

only advice i'll give you to learn from is NEVER think you had a meaningful conversation with a woman. those are only defined by women, not men. what may have been a progressive conversation to you could be girl talk to them.

so if you get a long talk with this girl. dont think you've gotten through to the vagina paradise, in fact she'll give hints to that. but get the hints from someone else. im done.

PNF - I told you what to do.

Ignore the bitch and find someone else to take to games, drive around and all that shit.

When this bitch calls you tell her your busy with the other chick.

If she cares about you at all she'll lift her game and want to spend time with you.

Now here's the thing: Don't cave in like a little kid.

Make the bitch earn her way back, taking you out to 3 games, taking you to dinner and all that shit.

Make sure you every now and then you are unavailable because you're "spending time with the other chick".

That's your excuse and stick to it.

Until the bitch earns her way back and is ready to fuck you or blow you.

Now once you get the blow job/root as soon as it's over grab your clothes/pull up your pants, point at her and say:

"I got what I wanted. I waited and waited and waited all this fucking time and finally you gave me some. Now fuck off you little slut. I hate you."

Then spit on her and walk away.

NOTE: If she has a lot of brothers who could kill you disregard this post

The best part about doing this is she'll probably call you the next day. I'll can tell you right now that if she is like many girls, she'll respect you a hell of a lot more after you do this than she did after you went on that wild adventure with her a few months back.

:? How do you figure?

No one really knows why thats the case but many girls enjoy being treated like shit. The proverbial "Nice Guy's finish last" rings true time and time again. I should know, I used to be one.

Although, I was being semi-sarcastic as Pharaoh's scenario was a little extreme.

its not really nice guys that finish last(atleast not always), just stupid guys. sometimes a cat has to be mean to keep himself from being stupid around women. and sometime like train wreck said, the girl wants to get dissed. call it wanting a challenge, call it bad boy love, call it whatever you want. i personally blame soap operas and cunt mothers, but nevertheless i think the obvious move is move on kid. you've officially spent 6 months too long on the thought of linh. get on to the greener pastures. whenever you get out of that dull town you'll find out looks are a dime a dozen and not worth getting hung up over. just move to the next good looking one. and the next on this list looks good enough , so get advice on what not to say to her.

Damn, PNF, this is the bitch you're obsessing about? She's not even that good looking. Go for the friend.

its not really nice guys that finish last(atleast not always), just stupid guys. sometimes a cat has to be mean to keep himself from being stupid around women. and sometime like train wreck said, the girl wants to get dissed. call it wanting a challenge, call it bad boy love, call it whatever you want. i personally blame soap operas and cunt mothers, but nevertheless i think the obvious move is move on kid. you've officially spent 6 months too long on the thought of linh. get on to the greener pastures. whenever you get out of that dull town you'll find out looks are a dime a dozen and not worth getting hung up over. just move to the next good looking one. and the next on this list looks good enough , so get advice on what not to say to her.

Holy Shit, I finally agree with you!

BTW: Gutz for the love of god, I miss the Gutz!
(who the fuck is Rorschach? Ugh!)

Holy Shit, I finally agree with you!

BTW: Gutz for the love of god, I miss the Gutz!
(who the fuck is Rorschach? Ugh!)
the world will know Rorschach. and they will fear him.
http://tonymooreillustration.com/v-web/gallery/albums/sketchbook/rorschach.jpg

Damn, PNF, this is the bitch you're obsessing about? She's not even that good looking. Go for the friend.

I couldn't agree more.

PNF, get your act together. Read the RGM PM's through the ages and realize the wisdom in them. They only cost a blowjob a piece from your mother.

Have you told your dad to fuck off yet?

PNF, get your act together. Read the RGM PM's through the ages and realize the wisdom in them. They only cost a blowjob a piece from your mother.

Have you told your dad to fuck off yet?

Not yet. Why am I cursing out my dad again?

PNF, get your act together. Read the RGM PM's through the ages and realize the wisdom in them. They only cost a blowjob a piece from your mother.

Have you told your dad to fuck off yet?
WTF? This belongs in the "post when drunk" thread.


Not yet. Why am I cursing out my dad again?
LOL, apparently we missed that part.

PNF, get your act together. Read the RGM PM's through the ages and realize the wisdom in them. They only cost a blowjob a piece from your mother.

Have you told your dad to fuck off yet?
WTF? This belongs in the "post when drunk" thread.


Not yet. Why am I cursing out my dad again?
LOL, apparently we missed that part.

Trust me, Elektra, he's not drunk. All it'll take is a PM and then I'll fully understand everything.

PNF, get your act together. Read the RGM PM's through the ages and realize the wisdom in them. They only cost a blowjob a piece from your mother.

Have you told your dad to fuck off yet?
WTF? This belongs in the "post when drunk" thread.


Not yet. Why am I cursing out my dad again?
LOL, apparently we missed that part.

Trust me, Elektra, he's not drunk. All it'll take is a PM and then I'll fully understand everything.


Just let me know.....
:puts her sai's away:
:evil5:

PNF, get your act together. Read the RGM PM's through the ages and realize the wisdom in them. They only cost a blowjob a piece from your mother.

Have you told your dad to fuck off yet?
WTF? This belongs in the "post when drunk" thread.


Not yet. Why am I cursing out my dad again?
LOL, apparently we missed that part.

Trust me, Elektra, he's not drunk. All it'll take is a PM and then I'll fully understand everything.

Speak for yourself honky!

Basically the question I danced around was, "Is your dad still giving you grief about college shit."

On a side note, Elektra looks ready to penetrate me in places the priest didn't get to already, except with a weapon. Was it because I mentioned RGM? (I followed that whole saga.... trust me, I don't believe you guys were at fault for it.)

PNF, get your act together. Read the RGM PM's through the ages and realize the wisdom in them. They only cost a blowjob a piece from your mother.

Have you told your dad to fuck off yet?
WTF? This belongs in the "post when drunk" thread.


Not yet. Why am I cursing out my dad again?
LOL, apparently we missed that part.

Trust me, Elektra, he's not drunk. All it'll take is a PM and then I'll fully understand everything.

Speak for yourself honky!

Basically the question I danced around was, "Is your dad still giving you grief about college shit."

On a side note, Elektra looks ready to penetrate me in places the priest didn't get to already, except with a weapon. Was it because I mentioned RGM? (I followed that whole saga.... trust me, I don't believe you guys were at fault for it.)

Don't worry, your name is good here.

And thankfully no. My dad has stopped and will continue to be docile until other shit needs to occur.

LOL at your OOTB post.

It's closing in on summertime, and I thought it might be a good idea to dust off a classic and roll it forward. Good ol' fashioned love advice for that bitch skank whore spring fling who just ruined your summer fun, courtesy of WTFDetroit.

Read and gain knowledge.