Just kidding. :D


Wouldn't that be some shit though?

Discuss.

Le Swat?

Next time I see a thread like this, there'd better be screencaptured moments and a link for the folks at home.

http://msgnetwork.com/mediaStore/m/mutombo_111003bs.jpg

Get that garbage the fuck outta here!!!

Ray is chubby and old.

Now Giada de Laurentiis...there, my boy, that's the ticket!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1400052580.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://www.televisionsound.com/images/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg

Ray is chubby and old.I agree.

But she can cook me dinner. :D

Ray is chubby and old.

Now Giada de Laurentiis...there, my boy, that's the ticket!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1400052580.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://www.televisionsound.com/images/giada_de_laurentiis_02.jpg

mmmmmmmmmm. yummy

Ray is chubby and old.

Now Giada de Laurentiis...there, my boy, that's the ticket!
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this is fat?
http://homepage.mac.com/quinlanenterprises/pics/ray.jpg
you're a toothpick lover i guess

Ray is chubby and old.

Now Giada de Laurentiis...there, my boy, that's the ticket!
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this is fat?
http://homepage.mac.com/quinlanenterprises/pics/ray.jpg
you're a toothpick lover i guess

I've never seen that pic of her.

I take it back, but I'd still go for the Italian!

i would too. but i wouldnt feel bad if i ended up with the other either. both women can cook and thats important. maybe im a pig for that thinking but me an a girl who cant cook would make mcDonalds too much money.

Ray is chubby and old.

Now Giada de Laurentiis...there, my boy, that's the ticket!
]
this is fat?
http://homepage.mac.com/quinlanenterprises/pics/ray.jpg
you're a toothpick lover i guess

I've never seen that pic of her.

I take it back, but I'd still go for the Italian!
also as you've noticed she likes chocolate :wink:

Ray is chubby and old.

Now Giada de Laurentiis...there, my boy, that's the ticket!
]
this is fat?
http://homepage.mac.com/quinlanenterprises/pics/ray.jpg
you're a toothpick lover i guess

I've never seen that pic of her.

I take it back, but I'd still go for the Italian!
also as you've noticed she likes chocolate :wink:

How tall is she? That spoons almost as big as her fucking head?

It'd be like plowing a 15 year old. :shock:

Rachel Ray> All of you fags.

Ray is chubby and old.

Now Giada de Laurentiis...there, my boy, that's the ticket!
]
this is fat?
http://homepage.mac.com/quinlanenterprises/pics/ray.jpg
you're a toothpick lover i guess

I've never seen that pic of her.

I take it back, but I'd still go for the Italian!
also as you've noticed she likes chocolate :wink:

How tall is she? That spoons almost as big as her fucking head?

It'd be like plowing a 15 year old. :shock:
i guess cali women are all above 5ft 3in.

here in detroit 5ft 3in is a typical height and i've never heard of it feeling like banging a 15 year old. i never banged a fifteen year old. even in my younger(13) days the youngest i got was 17. so excuse my ignorance to the feeling of 15 year old girl fucking.

I like any woman who is fuckable and can cook up a meal afterwards.

Art

I like any woman who is fuckable and can cook up a meal afterwards.

Art

How about a big fat mama with an ass the size of an F-150 and smells like Tapioca?

That is not my idea of fuckable, but if that is yours, more power to ya.


Art

No, Denny perfers Pshyco red heads with fangs

No, Denny perfers Pshyco red heads with fangs
:shock:
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/50500/50838GLNK_w.jpg

^Thats fucking scary.

No, Denny perfers Pshyco red heads with fangs

She doesn't have fangs, damnit!!!! :P

No, Denny perfers Pshyco red heads with fangs
:shock:
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/50500/50838GLNK_w.jpg


LMFAO!

who the fuck is Rachel Ray?

I see the picture, but that doesn't really help me know why i should know her.

http://www.specialtyfoodamerica.com/ecommerce_catalogue/From_Julia_Childs_Kitchen.jpg

hmmmm i think shes a lil out of everyones league. maybe oldncreaky might bite. :?

What the hell is the point of this thread?

What the hell is the point of this thread?

To make better points than Eminem/Kim getting back together threads.

What the hell is the point of this thread?

To make better points than Eminem/Kim getting back together threads.
tripowned with a marshall mathers twist. :D