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DennyMcLain
01-13-2006, 02:55 AM
I am white, and unafraid.

Curious about the lifestyle of a "whitey"? Go ahead. Ask me.

If I don't answer you right away, don't worry. It's not that I'm Racist or anything...

I'm just out hanging around with other white folk, playing darts or something.

Go ahead...

-NoQuarter-
01-13-2006, 03:00 AM
Hey kraka,

Long time listener, first time caller.

My question is:

Why would somebody on a message board with a white majority make a thread like this?

DennyMcLain
01-13-2006, 03:03 AM
Isn't most of Detroit black? That's what I see on the news all the time.

...and also, it was doing well the first time around before the old site went down

MoTown
01-13-2006, 09:22 AM
How can you people listen to country music?

DennyMcLain
01-13-2006, 10:36 AM
Is it true that all you guys have small penii?

No. We have really big peniss.

Mine measures a whopping 7 Fritos.

Glenn
01-13-2006, 10:38 AM
No. We have really big peniss.

Mine measures a whopping 7 Fritos.

Original or the larger Scoops?

Not that I care, or anything... :read:

DennyMcLain
01-13-2006, 10:39 AM
How can you people listen to country music?

If you have a sweet mullet, you MUST listen to country music... it's rule #457 in the White Life Guidebook.

DennyMcLain
01-13-2006, 10:40 AM
No. We have really big peniss.

Mine measures a whopping 7 Fritos.

Original or the larger Scoops?

Not that I care, or anything... :read:

Ummm....large scoop? Yes, that's right. Large scoop. :oops:

Taymelo
01-13-2006, 11:08 AM
Is it true that all you guys have small penii?

Is it true the proper way to pluralize penis is penii, and not penises?

DennyMcLain
01-13-2006, 11:11 AM
Is it true that all you guys have small penii?

Is it true the proper way to pluralize penis is penii, and not penises?

How would I know. I never finished High School.


Well, yes I did, and college too...but that's not keeping in the spirit of the topic, is it

geerussell
01-13-2006, 02:01 PM
What's the deal with nascar?

Darth Thanatos
01-13-2006, 02:12 PM
Why do white people smell like dead dogs after a shower?

DennyMcLain
01-13-2006, 02:17 PM
What's the deal with nascar?

Dale Earnhardt Jr. is a God. He's BETTER than the whole Pistons team.

DennyMcLain
01-13-2006, 02:18 PM
Why do white people smell like dead dogs after a shower?

It's not the shower, it's the Old Spice we apply afterwards, coupled with the Budweiser coming out of our pores.

kdawg32086
01-14-2006, 02:14 AM
Why do you people sleep with your sisters and mothers in ths southern states?

DennyMcLain
01-14-2006, 10:01 AM
Why do you people sleep with your sisters and mothers in ths southern states?

To keep the breeding "pure", me thinks. But I'm not really sure, since I've only slept with my niece :lol:

Black Dynamite
01-14-2006, 10:11 AM
Why do you people sleep with your sisters and mothers in ths southern states?

To keep the breeding "pure", me thinks. But I'm not really sure, since I've only slept with my niece :lol:
:? damn nasty dirty cracka's ....man i wish kill a cracka' day was here already. :!:



Kill a Cracker Day
News/Comment; Posted on: 2004-04-04 20:02:50
Blacks compile hit list

New Kensington, Pennsylvania -- Two 14-year-old Valley High School freshmen were arrested Wednesday after school officials discovered they had declared Friday to be "kill a cracker day." They are being held at a juvenile detention center.

One of the students was found in possession of a hit list, with the names of about 10 Whites to be killed.

The incident was swept under the rug by multiracialists, who insisted "there's no racial tension at the school," and that "it seems like an isolated incident." The local police chief, a Jew, ~i'm guessing with the way that was put the writer is a cracker~quickly announced that there was no need for any extra security to watch over White students.

School officials didn't even care enough to notify White parents, who had to learn of the incident through local media. Their loyalty to multiracialism obviously trumps the safety and security of Whites.

DennyMcLain
01-14-2006, 11:41 AM
[quote=kdawg32086]Why do you people sleep with your sisters and mothers in ths southern states?

To keep the breeding "pure", me thinks. But I'm not really sure, since I've only slept with my niece :lol:
:? damn nasty dirty cracka's ....man i wish kill a cracka' day was here already. :!:

I'm not dirty!... I bathe FOUR times a month.

DennyMcLain
02-03-2006, 02:24 PM
OK. Now that I've met a woman who owns a natural beauty joint, I bathe five times a month.

Also, fuck GDB and his "Ask a Black Man". Gotta bring this thread back to the front of the bus.

UncleCliffy
02-03-2006, 02:56 PM
Do all white people smell funny when the are wet?

DennyMcLain
02-03-2006, 06:16 PM
Yes, but it's a Jeff Foxworthy kinda funny, rather than a Jaime Foxx kinda funny.

Pharaoh
02-04-2006, 07:13 AM
Why do some white people think that the level of racism in the world today is "not that bad"?

And can you explain what "not that bad" actually means?

Because getting shot 10 times "is not that bad" if the guy next to you gets shot 20 times.

BTW, as a white man I guess I should know all the answers but I guess I took a Black History class the day they taught racism

DennyMcLain
02-04-2006, 03:49 PM
Why do some white people think that the level of racism in the world today is "not that bad"?

And can you explain what "not that bad" actually means?

Because getting shot 10 times "is not that bad" if the guy next to you gets shot 20 times.

BTW, as a white man I guess I should know all the answers but I guess I took a Black History class the day they taught racism

I'll be serious on this answer. Replace the words "not that bad" with "less overt", and you've got it.

Also, a bit of what we call "racism" these days is nothing more than over-sensitive fucks getting all bent over a word or two. People are too quick to pre-judge and blast out at somebody because of a comment, even though their body of work is contradictory to the nature of the comment.

Still, there's tons of work to be done. I think the internet is really helping many of the kids in areas where the racial slant is high, and teaching comes from a 50 year old who fondly remembers "back in the day".

DennyMcLain
05-23-2009, 08:46 PM
Bump....

Gl'enn is ready to answer ALL of your nagging questions.

Tahoe
05-23-2009, 09:15 PM
Denny, can you dance?

DennyMcLain
05-23-2009, 09:59 PM
I can move to the beat.

If someone calls it "dance", then yeah, I can.

MoTown
05-23-2009, 10:27 PM
Denny,

Why are white people obsessed with Mac and Cheese?

Zip Goshboots
05-23-2009, 10:43 PM
Denny,

Why are white people obsessed with Mac and Cheese?

So they don't have to really cook meals for their kids. But, they CAN still say they used the stove, so it kind of counts when you are bragging about yourself and your dysfunctional family at the soccer game. Meanwhile, a stiff breeze wafts in and breaks your kid's leg, and all you say is "What a fucking sissy."

MoTown
05-24-2009, 08:57 PM
^Fantastic.

DennyMcLain
05-24-2009, 09:09 PM
Denny,

Why are white people obsessed with Mac and Cheese?

It's :our: grits.

Tahoe
05-24-2009, 09:13 PM
^lol