TODAY IM GOING TO LEARN BASIC HTML,
NO LIE

I'M LOOKING AT THE CODE

BECAUSE I'M TOO CHEAP TO GET COMPUTER CLASSES

AND NOW I KNOW THE CODE FOR COLORING TEXT, CHANGING FONT SIZE, LINKS, PICTURES AND THAT'S BASICALLY ALL I WANT TO KNOW.



OH AND I DECIDED IM GOING TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS FROM HERE ON OUT. IN EVERYTHING I POST. I CAN READ ALL CAPS MUCH EASIER.



CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE
WWW.HORSEBALLS.COM

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/templates/subSilver/images/logo_phpBB.gif

NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF.

<CENTER> I EAT CUPCAKES



REALLY </P>

CUPCAKES MAKES YOU FAT</P>

BUT I EAT EM

ANYWAY</P>


I WONDER IF THAT'LL WORK?

LMFAO.

<CENTER> I EAT CUPCAKES



REALLY </P>

CUPCAKES MAKES YOU FAT</P>

BUT I EAT EM

ANYWAY</P>


I WONDER IF THAT'LL WORK?

NO I GUESS NOT.

OH WELL. I THINK IT WORKS ON A WEBSITE.


I'M GOING TO MAKE THE UGLIEST, NASTIEST WEBSITE (GRAPHIC WISE, NO PORN OR BEASTIALITY BULLSHIT) EVER!

P.S. SINCE I'M GOING TO USE ALL CAPS NOW, YOU'LL WHEN I'M REALLY "SHOUTING" BECAUSE I'LL MAKE FONT EVEN FUCKING BIGGER. I'LL COVER THE WHOLE DAMN SCREEN.

LMFAO.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT AN INQUIRING MIND?


I'VE DECIDE TO TAKE OVER THE STANDS. ALL THE POSTS HERE SUCK.

I'M GOING TO POST MY OWN GAME THREAD HERE IN THE STANDS STARTING RIGHT HERE...





SPURS VS. PISTONS

YOU CAN DISCUSS NOW.

WTF?

LMFAO.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT AN INQUIRING MIND?


I'VE DECIDE TO TAKE OVER THE STANDS. ALL THE POSTS HERE SUCK.

I'M GOING TO POST MY OWN GAME THREAD HERE IN THE STANDS STARTING RIGHT HERE...





SPURS VS. PISTONS

YOU CAN DISCUSS NOW.

First, I'll be the first to nominate you for mod of the Stands.

Second, I should've been more clear. I was LMAO at the horseballs website you posted.

Third, as I think about the horseballs website, I shall LMAO again.

Thanks. :happy1:

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The original subSilver Theme for phpBB version 2+
Created by subBlue design

NOTE: Koolaid is a douch. We all know that. I am not lying, logic
machine. Oh yeah. He eats horse balls because they are yummy.
*/

/* General page style. The scroll bar colours only visible in IE5.5+ */
body {
background-color: #E5E5E5;
scrollbar-face-color: #DEE3E7;
scrollbar-highlight-color: #FFFFFF;
scrollbar-shadow-color: #DEE3E7;
scrollbar-3dlight-color: #D1D7DC;
scrollbar-arrow-color: #006699;
scrollbar-track-color: #EFEFEF;
scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #98AAB1;
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<style type="text/css">
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The original subSilver Theme for phpBB version 2+
Created by subBlue design

NOTE: Koolaid is a douch. We all know that. I am not lying, logic
machine. Oh yeah. He eats horse balls because they are yummy.
*/

/* General page style. The scroll bar colours only visible in IE5.5+ */
body {
background-color: #E5E5E5;
scrollbar-face-color: #DEE3E7;
scrollbar-highlight-color: #FFFFFF;
scrollbar-shadow-color: #DEE3E7;
scrollbar-3dlight-color: #D1D7DC;
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Taymelo... you see this?

this is why i should never be a moderator of jack shit. I'd trace this IP, and fire bomb this dudes house. Stab every fat bitch that comes waddling out of that bitch.

<title>WTFDetroit.com :: View topic - IM LEARNING TO MAKE A WEBSITE.</title>

<style type="text/css">
<!--
/*
The original subSilver Theme for phpBB version 2+
Created by subBlue design

NOTE: Koolaid is a douch. We all know that. I am not lying, logic
machine. Oh yeah. He eats horse balls because they are yummy.
*/

/* General page style. The scroll bar colours only visible in IE5.5+ */
body {
background-color: #E5E5E5;
scrollbar-face-color: #DEE3E7;
scrollbar-highlight-color: #FFFFFF;
scrollbar-shadow-color: #DEE3E7;
scrollbar-3dlight-color: #D1D7DC;
scrollbar-arrow-color: #006699;
scrollbar-track-color: #EFEFEF;
scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #98AAB1;
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/* General font families for common fags */


Taymelo... you see this?

this is why i should never be a moderator of jack shit. I'd trace this IP, and fire bomb this dudes house. Stab every fat bitch that comes waddling out of that bitch.
no you wouldn't.

you have a drink and find something more important to do. otherwise you'd have no life to go all the way to cali just to kills someone w/o getting sidetracked by the location and the warm weather.

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<style type="text/css">
<!--
/*
The original subSilver Theme for phpBB version 2+
Created by subBlue design

NOTE: Koolaid is a douch. We all know that. I am not lying, logic
machine. Oh yeah. He eats horse balls because they are yummy.
*/

/* General page style. The scroll bar colours only visible in IE5.5+ */
body {
background-color: #E5E5E5;
scrollbar-face-color: #DEE3E7;
scrollbar-highlight-color: #FFFFFF;
scrollbar-shadow-color: #DEE3E7;
scrollbar-3dlight-color: #D1D7DC;
scrollbar-arrow-color: #006699;
scrollbar-track-color: #EFEFEF;
scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #98AAB1;
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/* General font families for common fags */


Taymelo... you see this?

this is why i should never be a moderator of jack shit. I'd trace this IP, and fire bomb this dudes house. Stab every fat bitch that comes waddling out of that bitch.
no you wouldn't.

you have a drink and find something more important to do. otherwise you'd have no life to go all the way to cali just to kills someone w/o getting sidetracked by the location and the warm weather.

you're probably right.

if he found a suspicious fed ex package on his doorstep he'd better not open that bitch though.

C'mon, man. If you're sending me a "package", then don't SAY you're sending me a "package".

But it's all good. With Broncos out of the way, I need a new target.:lol:


BTW, how's the site coming? Have you learned how to use the brown hypertext brush, yet?

C'mon, man. If you're sending me a "package", then don't SAY you're sending me a "package".

But it's all good. With Broncos out of the way, I need a new target.:lol:


BTW, how's the site coming? Have you learned how to use the brown hypertext brush, yet?

brown hypertext brush? i don't even know what that is. I don't really care though.

my site will be trashy as hell, but purposely.

for example i have adobe photoshop, macromedia flash mx, dreamweaver mx, and everything you could imagine to make the classiest website imaginable. I'm using notepad to do the coding and using MSPaint to make graphics though. If i fuck up anything, it'll just blend in and fit the vibe. It's more about the content anyway.

C'mon, man. If you're sending me a "package", then don't SAY you're sending me a "package".

But it's all good. With Broncos out of the way, I need a new target.:lol:


BTW, how's the site coming? Have you learned how to use the brown hypertext brush, yet?

brown hypertext brush? i don't even know what that is. I don't really care though.

my site will be trashy as hell, but purposely.

for example i have adobe photoshop, macromedia flash mx, dreamweaver mx, and everything you could imagine to make the classiest website imaginable. I'm using notepad to do the coding and using MSPaint to make graphics though. If i fuck up anything, it'll just blend in and fit the vibe. It's more about the content anyway.

That's fucking tight.

But don't say "fuck up"... say "freeform".

It can be art, a kind of editorial against the ultra-rigid, overly structured society the Republicans have made this country into.

You will be Taymelo's hero.

BTW, how's the site coming? Have you learned how to use the brown hypertext brush, yet?

Nice!

Koolaid is the shit.


That is all.

wow, announcement huh?

i'm famous in this bitch.

I own the stands!

Yeah, this is one of the best threads of all time.


I had to do it.

my site will be trashy....using MSPaint...

[smilie=angryfire.g:

Re: IM LEARNING TO MAKE A WEBSITE.


GOOD LUCK!!

GOOD LUCK!!

thank you (unless that was sarcastic, then i must say fuck you.)




oh and i figured out why y'all stickied this. i made terrorist threats in it. Imma try to get Tay to represent me for the court case. that way he'll use his mod privilege to delete the evidence... then case dismissed.

I didn't sticky it. I made it an announcement. That's HUGE!

This might be one of the most entertaining threads of all time.

bump

re-bumped

link?

I'd like to see how you've progressed with the site.

Is THIS it?

http://studentweb.providence.edu/~cbreth05/

Sure looks like his work [smilie=alpaca.gif]

this is a no brainer, 5 stars

bump bump bump

Is Denny making a website?

Is Denny making a website?

Nope. Read again.

Bump.... for Tahoe..

I've read this a couple times...and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

It's not typical message boarding. Funny shit.

I laughed as soon as I saw it again.

Bump.. for Tahoe again.

I love that he made over 500 posts...

I don't remember this thread, but it's classic.

Been learning ColdFusion myself. I know enough to do some damage lol.

I don't remember this thread, but it's classic.

Been learning ColdFusion myself. I know enough to do some damage lol.


Wasn't that in the March issue of Smithsonian?

Oh c'mon, that wasn't bukdowish you turd.