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Unibomber
01-11-2006, 07:25 PM
...is reportedly under investigation for sexual assault of a student. :shock:

Just found out about this today from a friend in my class. Yesterday, when I had her class, the sub said that she was on leave. My friend actually called my teacher up from class and she said that she was sick. What the fuck.

I don't have a fucking clue what's really going on. The funniest thing is that, while I'm not surprised (we tend to have nicely explicit discussions in class...not pornographic but just explicit), I am (sexual assault is fucking serious).

I'm kinda hoping that she's cleared of all charges and returns to teaching soon. I would be fucking lost in that class without a competent teacher. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but it throws things out of whack a bit.

DennyMcLain
01-11-2006, 08:19 PM
Oh Gawd fucking damnit... u're won of them AP studints.

Ur all so stopid. I hayt all of u. :lol:

Taymelo
01-11-2006, 09:02 PM
OK, I'll be the first to say it.

Forget about Lihn.

Take your teacher to a Blazers game!

Something tells me you'll do more than look for cell phones and drive to the hair salon.

Anthony
01-11-2006, 09:29 PM
Dont waste your breath Taymelo.


And what Denny sad.

Mikey
01-11-2006, 09:39 PM
I am (sexual assault is fucking serious). :?:

DennyMcLain
01-11-2006, 10:13 PM
I am (sexual assault is fucking serious). :?:

That thar iz AP code. Weur all tu stopid to no it, so wh dont no it and PNF nos it and thats whi he rote it.

DrRay11
01-11-2006, 10:15 PM
Great story. Do you know who was allegedly assaulted?

DennyMcLain
01-11-2006, 10:18 PM
PNF, but he didn't know it was an assault until now.

His teacher said ALL Eurpoeans do it this way, so PNF thought it was "extra credit".

Mikey
01-11-2006, 10:19 PM
The algebra teacher in my school who's also an assistant baseball coach used to toke up with the players before each practice. How's that for a story?

Unibomber
01-11-2006, 11:32 PM
OK, I'll be the first to say it.

Forget about Lihn.

Take your teacher to a Blazers game!

Something tells me you'll do more than look for cell phones and drive to the hair salon.

:lol: Hell no. Linh > my teacher. Hands down. (Besides, I am yet to reveal absolutely everything Linh and I have done.)

Now to deal with everyone else:

-Yes, Denny, I'm an AP student. Suck it, Trebek.

-Mikey, my teacher is the last person who I would think would do this. We'd joke about such things in front of her...but come on...

-Who, Rippard, I have no idea. Could be anyone.

-LMAO at Mikey's story. That's pretty damn funny. And I totally believe it.

MoTown
01-12-2006, 09:22 AM
Why has no one asked this question: Is she hot? Or this one: How old is she?

Taymelo
01-12-2006, 09:28 AM
(Besides, I am yet to reveal absolutely everything Linh and I have done.)

OK, fill us in on the day you drove and treated her to get her nails done, and then dropped her off in front of a pool hall where she had group sex with a group of asians who are out on parole.

giffman
01-12-2006, 09:51 AM
I'm with Taymelo: Bang the teacher.

My senior year in high school I had to take a fucking cooking class. The only good thing about it was that it had a young and hot-looking teacher.

I also worked a couple nights a week at a men's clothing store at the mall. Three different times she "stopped by" the store to visit me.

I'll go to my grave wondering whether she was just being nice, or whether she was one of those horny teachers wanting to bang one of her students, and I was too stupid to figure it out.

I still think about her, sometimes, in the shower . . . . . .

Mikey
01-12-2006, 02:45 PM
Are you sure it was the teacher, and not the chicken you had to cook that you wanted to fuck Giffman? :)


OK, fill us in on the day you drove and treated her to get her nails done, and then dropped her off in front of a pool hall where she had group sex with a group of asians who are out on parole.Too funny...

giffman
01-12-2006, 04:42 PM
Are you sure it was the teacher, and not the chicken you had to cook that you wanted to fuck Giffman? :)


OK, fill us in on the day you drove and treated her to get her nails done, and then dropped her off in front of a pool hall where she had group sex with a group of asians who are out on parole.Too funny...


I wanted to fuck the teacher. Instead I choked the chicken . . . . .

Mikey
01-12-2006, 04:47 PM
LMAO

Unibomber
01-12-2006, 05:49 PM
Why has no one asked this question: Is she hot? Or this one: How old is she?

She's in her 30s and she's not that hot, you guys. That's part of it.


OK, fill us in on the day you drove and treated her to get her nails done, and then dropped her off in front of a pool hall where she had group sex with a group of asians who are out on parole.

:lol: That hasn't happened yet. But I found out that she has a HOT best friend. Oh, she's so damn hot...Mikey can attest to this.

Vinny
01-12-2006, 07:03 PM
When the hell was Mikey in Oregon???

Train Wreck
01-12-2006, 11:27 PM
When the hell was Mikey in Oregon???

I was thinking the same thing.

I often wonder if teachers sleeping with students was going on 8 years ago when I was in High school and it I was just to oblious to that fact.

Although, I only had one teacher good looking enough for me to even think about it and she was engaged to a drummer named Gunnar.

Oh Well, can't win em all.

Unibomber
01-12-2006, 11:56 PM
When the hell was Mikey in Oregon???

We were hitting up all the ghetto strip joints and she was working overtime.

I showed him a pic.

Train Wreck
01-13-2006, 12:25 AM
Share with the rest of us?

Unibomber
01-14-2006, 12:03 AM
Share with the rest of us?

http://myspace-762.vo.llnwd.net/00355/26/77/355537762_l.jpg

(She does modeling work. Linh also used to be a model. Evidently every hot Asian girl is required to model at some point in their life.)

OUGrizz11PG
01-14-2006, 02:02 PM
Uh, dude. she aint that hot.

Black Dynamite
01-14-2006, 02:06 PM
Uh, dude. she aint that hot.
she's great for him. man do they all have to be jessica alba? and she's fine enough. she aint ugly and thats what important.

MOLA1
01-14-2006, 02:06 PM
:coffee2:

DennyMcLain
01-14-2006, 02:52 PM
Share with the rest of us?

http://myspace-762.vo.llnwd.net/00355/26/77/355537762_l.jpg

(She does modeling work. Linh also used to be a model. Evidently every hot Asian girl is required to model at some point in their life.)

Is that Lihn, or the "hot" teacher?

Artermis
01-14-2006, 02:57 PM
She aint hot enough to be a model. I mean if airbrushing cannot make you look hot, then I can imagine whate she looks like in rl.


Art

DennyMcLain
01-14-2006, 02:58 PM
She aint hot enough to be a model. I mean if airbrushing cannot make you look hot, then I can imagine whate she looks like in rl.


Art

Correct! BTW, what's up with the left side of her face. It looks curved?
A bad photoshop job, me thinks.

Unibomber
01-14-2006, 10:40 PM
:coffee2:

:?:

Anyway, this is Linh:

http://myspace-934.vo.llnwd.net/00329/43/98/329888934_l.jpg

This is Linh's friend:

http://myspace-518.vo.llnwd.net/00272/81/53/272353518_l.jpg

Can't find a pic of my teacher on the internet anywhere.

Glenn
01-14-2006, 10:49 PM
go for the friend, you'll kill two birds

she looks like an upgrade, and you'll get your revenge

OUGrizz11PG
01-15-2006, 11:36 AM
<--- definitely never got into the Asian chick fetish.

DrRay11
01-15-2006, 12:32 PM
I agree with Grizz.

Unibomber
01-15-2006, 04:23 PM
Well, now that the mods separated this thread into two others, let's get this one back on track.

Several of my friends have been interviewed by detectives concerning this case. The weirdest thing is that one of them may actually have been "involved" in this. There's also another guy, who graduated last year, that police suspect as a partner in crime.

b-diddy
01-16-2006, 10:09 PM
strange. my ap euro teacher didnt sexually assault me until AFTER the final.

ThePriestTouchedMe
01-16-2006, 11:23 PM
The teacher I was supposed to have for 5th grade was caught during the summer in Miami with his car trunk full of kiddie porn. Apparently, an FBI agent had arranged this meeting by posing as a 12 year old boy on AOL. I believe he's out of prison by now.

Unibomber
01-16-2006, 11:56 PM
:lol:

This appears to be becoming even more common.