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Black Dynamite
01-11-2006, 06:01 PM
Get the catch of the day and knock her up ASAP. im guessing he let loose inside her on the first night to lock her up. Good for him though. Next up is whose gonna get alba knocked up? 8)


Publicist Confirms Jolie Is Pregnant(gotcha bitch)

48 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES -
Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with
Brad Pitt, finally affirming the long-presumed relationship previously only glimpsed on African beaches and in paparazzi snapshots.


Pitt's publicist, Cindy Guagenti, told The Associated Press on Wednesday that Jolie is pregnant and that Pitt is the father, confirming People magazine's earlier report.

"Yes, I'm pregnant," the magazine quoted Jolie as telling a charity aid worker Monday in the Dominican Republic, where she is filming "The Good Shepherd" with
Matt Damon.

The news comes one month after papers were filed to make Pitt the adoptive father of Jolie's two children. Jolie sought to change the names of the children to Zahara Jolie-Pitt and Maddox Jolie-Pitt.

Pitt accompanied Jolie to Ethiopia in July to pick up Zahara, now 1. Jolie's adopted son, now 4, is from Cambodia.

Jolie's father,
Jon Voight, was reached Wednesday morning for his reaction by entertainment TV show "Access Hollywood." The Oscar-winning star of 1978's "Coming Home" said he had not spoken to Jolie, but said, "Angie is my daughter and I am always wishing the best for her."

Previously, Jolie, 30, and Pitt, 42, had not publicly acknowledged their relationship despite increasingly frequent sightings of the couple. They had been spotted together across the globe: in Canadian shopping malls (near Pitt's movie set for "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"), vacationing on African beaches and, most recently, in Pakistan.

In November, Pitt and Jolie, a goodwill ambassador for the U.N., toured quake-devastated areas in Pakistan. Jolie also met with Pakistani President Gen. Pervez Musharraf.

Jolie, whose films include "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" and "Alexander," is divorced from actors
Billy Bob Thornton and
Jonny Lee Miller.

Pitt, the star of films including "Ocean's Eleven" and "Troy," had no children from his four-year marriage to
Jennifer Aniston, which ended in divorce last October. The couple cited irreconcilable differences. Pitt has denied Jolie was behind the split.

Pitt and Jolie also starred together in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" last year

DrRay11
01-11-2006, 06:18 PM
I'd hit it. MILF in the making.

Unibomber
01-11-2006, 07:26 PM
LOL. They didn't specify a due date. That would've cleared up a shitstorm...and caused a new one.

Kilo
01-11-2006, 07:44 PM
I wouldn't go as far as saying Pitt "federlined" her because he can do all right for himself reguardless.

Darth Thanatos
01-11-2006, 08:48 PM
Brad Pitt is old enough to be a grandfather. What is he doing having kids?

Koolaid
01-11-2006, 09:16 PM
brad pitt is 42?

holy shit. i thought he was way younger then that somehow. he looks 23 or so.


anyways, angelina jolie is sexy as hell but i wouldn't call her the catch of the day. she has some fucking issues. imagine coming home seeing your sexy ass girl rolling in her blood with a knife in her hand. Or french kissing her brother. She's sexy... but she's a psycho.

Taymelo
01-11-2006, 09:47 PM
imagine coming home seeing your sexy ass girl rolling in her blood with a knife in her hand. Or french kissing her brother.

That's hot. :sign10:

Black Dynamite
01-12-2006, 12:04 AM
imagine coming home seeing your sexy ass girl rolling in her blood with a knife in her hand. Or french kissing her brother.

That's hot. :sign10:
her brother has been out of the kissing equation since the billy bob thorton days. and for the record what hollywood chick isnt crazy? :?

Artis Gilmore
01-12-2006, 05:37 PM
Pitt :sign12: Jolie :la:

Black Dynamite
01-12-2006, 06:43 PM
Pitt :sign12: Jolie :la:
so you're saying pitt bust his supersperm in jolie and then immediately ate her out in an attempt to stop the pregnancy? :?

Artis Gilmore
01-12-2006, 09:12 PM
Your better with this shit than me :?

Black Dynamite
01-12-2006, 09:15 PM
Your better with this shit than me :?
better with what? :? interpreting what you meant?. ummm oookkkkk

Taymelo
01-12-2006, 09:26 PM
LMAO at Steve. Nice work, kid.

Mikey
01-12-2006, 09:27 PM
What's so hard to understand, Devin? Jolie has her mouth open and Pitt shot a load. You do the math.

Taymelo
01-12-2006, 09:32 PM
What's so hard to understand, Devin? Jolie has her mouth open and Pitt shot a load. You do the math.

Where's John Hollinger when you really need him?

Mikey
01-12-2006, 09:34 PM
LMFAO

Black Dynamite
01-12-2006, 09:53 PM
What's so hard to understand, Devin? Jolie has her mouth open and Pitt shot a load. You do the math.
no, the tongue action smilie represents pussy licking. thus i brought up the question. ask your older brother. thats what it means.

Darth Thanatos
01-12-2006, 11:45 PM
Hollinger does it again!

3+9*6(2-6+9 < 4-9) 3/4 + 39 = sex

(that was a really poor impersonation)