BubblesTheLion
01-09-2006, 04:48 PM
For pointing a gun at someone in a Mcdonalds parking lot.
Sigh....why Marcus...Not why do you do this to yourself.
But why do you have to do this after I spent a week defending you.
Black Dynamite
01-09-2006, 07:57 PM
For pointing a gun at someone in a Mcdonalds parking lot.
Sigh....why Marcus...Not why do you do this to yourself.
But why do you have to do this after I spent a week defending you.
ouch, i see a collective set of marcus vick pom poms being thrown in the garbage.
muhme?
DennyMcLain
01-09-2006, 08:06 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2285819
There goes his Escalade.
*sob*
Black Dynamite
01-09-2006, 08:23 PM
it looks like a he say she say situation depending on witnesses. nothing they could convict him on if his brother buys him a good lawyer. nevertheless he's bafoonish to get himself in that situation. he's too cocky to avoid confrontations with anybody it seems. once again i say how much would we even care about this fucktard if he wasnt carrying the vickk name. he got way more chances than most college players would or should at VA Tech. and the lack of early discipline shows in his attitude.
technically speaking, as a non-vick he might not even be in college by the time the college season started.
DennyMcLain
01-09-2006, 08:41 PM
He ought to hire the attorney who covered Ray Lewis like gold.
Black Dynamite
01-09-2006, 08:55 PM
He ought to hire the attorney who covered Ray Lewis like gold.
or sean taylors attorney since taylor wont evenr see a day in jail im guessing for the same offense.
Unibomber
01-09-2006, 09:21 PM
Well, there go his chances of ever getting drafted.
Black Dynamite
01-09-2006, 09:56 PM
Well, there go his chances of ever getting drafted.
not really. he's still a vick. its like being a bush. theres only a few things you can do to not make it in life. :wink:
Unibomber
01-09-2006, 10:44 PM
Well, there go his chances of ever getting drafted.
not really. he's still a vick. its like being a bush. theres only a few things you can do to not make it in life. :wink:
Let's see:
1. Die.
2. Tax evasion.
You're probably right.
Comrade
01-12-2006, 05:45 AM
Marcus Vick arrested for Nazi war crimes (http://www.sportspickle.com/)
The sad saga of former Virginia Tech quarterback went from bad to even worse this morning with the news he has been detained by U.S. Justice Department officials for Nazi war crimes during the 1940s.
“The gun arrest the other day at the McDonald’s caught me by surprise,” said Virginia Tech head coach Frank Beamer, “but this one, uh, I definitely can say I didn’t see this one coming at all. It’s shocking. Our records say Marcus wasn’t even born until 1984, but apparently he was exterminating Jews a good 40 years before that. You know, I’m starting to get the impression that this stuff is never going to end with Marcus. He has some real problems.”
According to the Justice Department, Vick personally oversaw the killing or more than 30,000 people at Dachau as a captain in the Nazi German army. U.S. officials plan to extradite Vick to Germany for trial by the end of the month.
“Every time I think Marcus has bottomed out he seems to drop even lower,” said Beamer. “First it was the incident where he got those little girls drunk, then the drunk driving and the speeding with suspended license stuff. Then he stomps on that guy’s leg and goes and gets himself arrested for brandishing a gun at a McDonald’s. And now it’s the Holocaust. You know, I’m even starting to think all these rumors that he killed Christ might be true.”
And he'd probably still get drafted. Assassinated by the Mossad afterwards, but he'd still get drafted.
Koolaid
01-13-2006, 07:01 PM
The lions should draft Marcus Vick.
He's the biggest gamble to team chemistry i ever remember seeing, but what the hell. It's not like the lions could get any worse in the chemistry department.
Plus his confrontive personality might put a spark in the otherwise unmotivated offense.
Gecko
01-13-2006, 08:25 PM
LOL, can you imagine Bly getting in Vicks face during the game? Bly might just get his ass pistol whipped walking to his car after the game. That is unless someone saw Vick approaching and then called his name out...running away like a bitch.