Not sure if you are a fan of the Tonight Show, but either way some of these are very funny...

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/

In case you are wondering, their headlines like this:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3043/H_3043_10.jpg
Here's a big sale -- two days only… Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday. You have to guess which two days it is.

this one is nice:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3043/H_3043_44.jpg