We've got some next level storm rolling through SoCal (reletively speaking), wrecking havoc on the Rose Parade for the first time since the mid 1950's.

Wow. Texas fan comes into town with a chance at the championship, and they don't even get a decent parade. It's like Mother Nature said "you want a little fun, you fucking Longhorn fans, how about a little torrential rain and 40 mph gusts to set the tone as a harbinger for things to come!!"

Poor Longhorn fan. They've waited since 1970 for this opportunity, and all the fun of the experience is being washed away.

Obviously, tha mutha is a USC fan.