http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1165615/amare_medium.gif

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/4/12/13/enhanced-buzz-8465-1334250956-87.jpg

Love it.

http://www.lewpblog.com/wp-content/uploads/chris-broussard-memphis.jpg

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2013/01/Dun.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0428/nba_g_bryant_gb1_288.jpg

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/793699_553709134639911_1736386538_o.jpg

http://distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com/33dd184ce52a11e2a47922000ae90d5b_7.jpg

http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/793699_553709134639911_1736386538_o.jpg

Man. That team.

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/17862777/motorcityfront.0_standard_709.0.jpg

lookin' soft

So are they doing away with those red unis? Never liked those.

http://i.imgur.com/neIBs9v.jpg

Nasty.

http://getdangoodman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/clyde-frazier.jpg

lol

http://catalog.scpauctions.com/ItemImages/000019/19126b_lg.jpeg

10 year anniversary!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFRGG3kRTa8

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bjr62RZCQAAvsUr.jpg:large

BUT WE AMERICANS ARE DUMB

I thenk I'm gunna hurl...

@WTFDetroit_com
Discussion topic: Who made bigger mistake when it comes to Charlie Villaneuva, Joe Dumars or this guy?

^ Wanted to say something about Charlie V's parents making the biggest mistake

KdLuDYIRK40

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l0u4G44D1rth971o1_400.jpg

So hot.

I lold

He's dead, right?

:insensitive:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/253743c49728c9f283021d162b3994ae/tumblr_n43u72kxmz1qa9yvvo1_500.png

Laimbeer was gold


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYRBCl6x8cQ

Love Laimbeer.

That team was so fucking good.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmsHHUCCAAA07qn.jpg

http://www.hiphopstan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tae-heckard-and-brandon-jennings-together.jpg

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lance-stephenson-nintendo.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIXwkkZyi9k

"you miss 100% of the shots you take"

"I've been jackin' my whole entire career"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8BY80BxPA

F_0wjFP3YsQ

n6V8N4Gwo88

http://instagram.com/p/qk5i40Lkew/

Those Mean Tweets videos that Mxy posted were great. Can't believe it took me until now to watch them

Slugfest.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bs9H9VKCu8

Pacer fans HATED the Guaransheed.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/drp/nba/pacers/sites/default/files/styles/story_main_photo/public/img_2451.jpg?itok=A95BRvVG

What a beautiful sight.

I missed this thread.

https://static-ssl.businessinsider.com/image/5450f0c469beddc803b33573/kobe%20bryant%20calls%20dwight%20howard%20soft%20g if.gif

http://i.imgur.com/IjK7jkC.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5v6wtdIYAAORsi.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/441003678942892032/GHEtL2UX.jpeg

I'm drawing a total blank.

Sources

http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nba/nj/AWilliamsNJ.jpg

https://vine.co/v/OD0PKZxP9UD

Sorry 'bout that Fool, Glan's supposed to get the Vine pugin installed....

http://i57.tinypic.com/2uqhjpk.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/541840471165644801/X_WxBwBy.jpeg

http://i.imgur.com/DUMRmx9.jpg

http://oi61.tinypic.com/10h836h.jpg

http://i.minus.com/ibaIyanEmi9DMf.gif

http://i.imgur.com/mPllPop.gif

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/RICK-CARLISLE-SIGNED-8X10-PHOTO-NEW-YORK-KNICKS-PISTONS-/12/!Bcos5GgBGk~$(KGrHqQH-D!Equ5fmE5eBK1UHIYsP!~~_35.JPG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRdYCwg4JwY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKIY5fNqNc

"The only thing that can stop him is a woman!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRdYCwg4JwY

Oobir has this whole place on lock down.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFBBfLDUUAEtet0.jpg

Gotta love Tahoe.

LOL

LOL
Yup.

https://imgur.com/a/Nmbus

https://imgur.com/a/Nmbus
That's great.

+100

Mike and I have always known that DurCAN'T is a bad guy.

Many mocked us.

https://instagram.com/p/5dZ0u4TYg6/

Cuttino Mobley is 39 years young.

Still looks better than Steve Francis: http://i.imgur.com/GpKBpLz.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNb78r4UEAAi1xt.jpg


https://mobile.twitter.com/Enes_Kanter/status/636973423772737536

http://i.imgur.com/2Li1zfNh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/9PStSV9h.jpg

Oobir runs is some strong crowds.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQUZIrlU8AAEE14.png:large

https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/nh0QO1jV_8zLPQlPg7-4shtxppc=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4189779/svp.0.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsOvUc3FGMk

That's awesome.

http://gfycat.com/WelldocumentedSecondaryGalapagostortoise

I don't ... I don't understand.

http://giant.gfycat.com/DisguisedPracticalFluke.gif

Tyler Hansbrough Meets Frankenstein's Monster

Literal LOL.

I had to look that dude up. My mind wouldn't accept it.

http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/bill-walton-is-the-new-american-ambassador-to-china.html

http://i66.tinypic.com/ei1r4g.jpg

dehd

http://i.imgur.com/2uZ1G3D.jpg

That's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G94iJr8ZbzM

It turns out that Hall-of-Fame volleyball player Wilt Chamberlain was also pretty good at basketball.

https://vine.co/v/iMm2OdgxwAK

sniper

Watched that repeat about 30 times.

http://giant.gfycat.com/DisguisedPracticalFluke.gif

Tyler Hansbrough Meets Frankenstein's Monster

http://deadspin.com/giant-monster-dunks-on-poor-sucker-poor-sucker-laughs-1753572967

I'm pretty sure both Hansbrough and Evans wished for a pet Boban for Christmas.

http://detroitsportsnation.com/detroit-nba/rake2204/the-top-15-fights-altercations-in-modern-pistons-history/59755/?utm_campaign=coschedule&utm_source=facebook_page&utm_medium=Detroit%20Sports%20Nation&utm_content=The%20Top%2015%20Fights%20and%20Alterc ations%20in%20Modern%20Pistons%20History

Best clip in that list is #10 where Barkley says "I hope it was a good shot, because he's going to get fined a lot" and the announcer is like "ha ha ha a lot of money" as though he's explaining "black talk" to the white audience.

Oh man, the nipple tweak by Corliss. This list is so good.

Man, Zeke was always right there ready to back you up. Didn't care about the size of anyone.

lol @ Mahorn not being phased at all when punched in the face by Zeke.

https://i.imgur.com/Cw7TfdR.png

Yep, just about sums up the Raptors-Heat series.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiqVLC9WgAAtC87.jpg

Canadians are mad about this CBS Sports poll, for whatever reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI8nVJLHDMo


Possibly the most disrespectful moment in nba history!

Disrespectful in the NBA, but not involving the Pistons? Riiiggghhhttt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSK77Asxhpo

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/darvin-ham-of-the-detroit-pistons-blocks-kobe-bryant-of-the-los-in-picture-id50934035

Never forget, you guys.

I still have a compilation of George Blaha radio calls from the 2004 playoffs on shuffle. Love the Ham Slam.

I still have a compilation of George Blaha radio calls from the 2004 playoffs on shuffle. Love the Ham Slam.
Is that something you can share?

Is that something you can share?

Would be awesome, but Oobi is no socialist.

Is that something you can share?

Sure, here it is. I think I downloaded this off of pistons.com back in 2005 or something, and it only covers the Nets series starting from game 5 up through the Pacers series to game 3, but that has a few choice moments in it. I'd love to have a compilation of calls from the Finals, but oh well.
https://soundcloud.com/user-647468858/2004-nba-playoffs-george-blaha

Oobir fer rook a da yur

Sure, here it is. I think I downloaded this off of pistons.com back in 2005 or something, and it only covers the Nets series starting from game 5 up through the Pacers series to game 3, but that has a few choice moments in it. I'd love to have a compilation of calls from the Finals, but oh well.
https://soundcloud.com/user-647468858/2004-nba-playoffs-george-blaha
That's great, haha, flashbacks to being at the bar when Chauncey hit that 3!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9UAPJ9StE

^ Lebron just blocked Curry just like this.

http://i.imgur.com/HTT7Nmm.jpg

Finish him!

http://i.imgur.com/cAArVGA.png

Makes it a little less painful.

Until I realized Dan Gilbert just won.

Yeah, you can only get so much joy over Silicon Valley millionaires losing when that means that Dan Gilbert wins.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClXN82lVEAAEMy2.jpg

https://twitter.com/SBNationGIF/status/744745263437275136/photo/1

https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/744719225089105921

https://twitter.com/sam_amick/status/744731307976974336

Oakley gonna Oak

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClrfUzoXIAEAxHY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LXEwZuw.jpg

Here's an old image.

Old, just like Duncan! HA!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e28f8aee2076a96bccd071f1686d7b83/tumblr_o960e1fER11vnq1cro1_500.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CopbnT-VYAAO3xs.jpg

Creepy as fuck. And fuck that team.

https://i.imgur.com/BLI0cQW.jpg

What a time to be alive.

Ed: Wait, that's prob. fake, I'm dumb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MARyIn7zpZs

https://streamable.com/kyc7

Welcome to the NBA, Embiid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56GL0ayF9Fs

Old, but it's new to me.

http://www.latimes.com/includes/projects/img/lakers/bio_photos/pat_riley.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/40/c2/c240c2d691eae7359b1726212d434099.jpg

Might get that framed and hang it above the sofa.

Might get that framed and hang it above the sofa.

Even if it means sliding this over to the dining room.

http://verysmartbrothas.com/images/2015/11/carson-and-jesus.jpg

Nah, the Carson/Jesus portrait takes precedence over most other works of art.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyl1KdqUkAApM38.jpg:large

That's.... that's everything.

EVERYTHING

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tD8vA0CmGUs/hqdefault.jpg

Porzingis

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/SiK3KzIpxY3dRjI8e8-wFrTGk-Q=/0x57:506x342/1600x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/47488155/Screen_Shot_2015-10-21_at_7.17.24_PM.0.0.png

https://scontent.fdet1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15338759_10154932303315832_4138371035370035230_n.j pg?oh=1e74b9547c8705a4b5adcab541beeb21&oe=58B96B84

adidas smh

https://twitter.com/AminESPN/status/807445326227337216

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzSfPi0UUAAZ1bM.jpg

https://3ball.io/

A cool website for finding video clips from NBA games. Drummond dunks? Boban blocks? Search and you shall find.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwocezhA6cI

An alternate title for this video could be "Derrick Rose Did It All to Himself"

https://i.redd.it/vvpvgoaicvey.jpg

Freakin' BULLCRAP!

https://streamable.com/7bo25

https://streamable.com/7bo25

Kid >> DWade

http://i.imgur.com/9PStSV9h.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Q7jhEPV.jpg

!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRMhbOflNoU/

!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRMhbOflNoU/

Ladies drink for free.

#drinkresponsibly (https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/drinkresponsibly/)

Poor Bismack.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-z6iY6SehQ

https://twitter.com/treykerby/status/847531205612507136

http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/nba-russell-westbrook-slayer.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1bJVoMoOc

jIyhyfnNgOE

This is a great Artest hit-job, ha!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnoFf3RnxaY

https://streamable.com/560fn

http://i.imgur.com/pLChZiz.jpg

Fucked-up NBA player foot warning: https://twitter.com/swish41/status/917107206750949382

Fucked-up NBA player foot warning: https://twitter.com/swish41/status/917107206750949382

This belongs on Darrell Armstrong's Wikipedia page.

https://streamable.com/n3v7g

Poor Corey Brewer.

https://i.imgur.com/U4ln9mj.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/nSa3Hv1.jpg

Karl-Anthony Towns' Halloween shoes are sick.

https://i.redd.it/mv0yy8mw0xwz.gif

https://image.ibb.co/myJtOG/NBACenters.jpg

LOL @ Manute Bol, Bryant Reeves, and Gheorghe Muresan.

Sabonis!!

LOL @ Manute Bol, Bryant Reeves, and Gheorghe Muresan.
Those were my favorites too....as well as the Dunking Dutchman!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW5RGOAtVvs

My introductory Finnish guidebook didn't prepare me well enough for this.

My introductory Finnish guidebook didn't prepare me well enough for this.
SISU!

https://streamable.com/25w2w

I'm the guy in pink with the cup-and-ball-game cross.

Hmm, thought you'd be taller.

My pediatrician told me I'd grow up to be 6'4", the lying so-and-so [smilie=veryangry.g:

https://streamable.com/7w48t

How did the Suns manage to win even a single game this season.

They've won 8 somehow!

https://streamable.com/7setx

This one child in Cleveland, at least, is cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqzwQ8PQ1Vs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD8vA0CmGUs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqzwQ8PQ1Vs
LOVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD8vA0CmGUs

Never really liked Tripucka, I wasn't watching basketball regularly when he was on commentary but I didn't like him much for some reason.

He has an odd Mormon Ted Danson quality about him.

https://s14.postimg.org/i5id2q8cx/Regbroban.jpg

That is a good photo, even if this message board can't display it.

That is a good photo, even if this message board can't display it.
Ugh, sorry about that Oobir! Should be fixed now. Guess that's what we get for leaving Glan in charge of tech support, you know what I mean??

Reggie and Boban should star in a remake of My Giant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSK77Asxhpo

https://streamable.com/o7xt2

More evidence.

https://i.imgur.com/WhxFaeW.jpg

Bll Russell is going to outlive everyone and everything.

That's amazing.

Has kind of a Redd Foxx thing going

Bill Russell is a pimp and a balla.
That is all.

https://streamable.com/9npiz
Only mildly basketball related, but still.

https://streamable.com/1q2m8
I've heard this LeBron fella is pretty decent at basketball.

Siri, show me the worst opinion about the NBA.

https://i.imgur.com/eqNuisQ.png

What a dolt.

Idiot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iQViTEv9_A

https://twitter.com/delayhoops/status/1011430048128290816

https://twitter.com/delayhoops/status/1011430048128290816
That's going to be memed to shit.

Bill Russell is so good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wpIeZDrHE

Dion Waiters

Bill Russell is so good.
His 11th ring is a cock ring.

https://i.imgur.com/x1Sxtrl.jpg

Gar Forman is a weird looking guy and that is a weird shirt. Also I wanted to write Gar Heard but had to correct myself [smilie=garheard.gi:

https://i.imgur.com/bYBMiOn.png

Danny Green was part of the Kawhi Leonard trade so it gives me an excuse to post this.

https://streamable.com/bokp0

A cool video of Gilbert Arenas breaking down Lonzo Ball's shooting mechanics. Dunno why there's a picture of a basketball rim superimposed over the left side of the video, though.

That is a good video, Arenas should be coaching. My favorite part is when the screen guy "Adam" walks out and just stands there in silence.

Haven't seen this since opening night 2004


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMs1bieKMCw

https://i.imgur.com/EMVI89W.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/8QeEUkj.jpg

I was a big Purefoods Tender Juicy Hotdogs fan back in the 90s, I'll have you know. Cream of the PBA crop.

https://i.imgur.com/99pdADB.jpg

Still great:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSIwZxCdDNU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9TVg9ARjs

How the fuck does Denver get half the top 5????

Knew what was going to be number one before watching the video.

How the fuck does Denver get half the top 5????

Tell me about it. SMH.

Putting this here because FUCK YOU

https://web.archive.org/web/20041019213523/http://www.nba.com:80/pistons/mascot/hooper_bio_001106.html

Putting this here because FUCK YOU

https://web.archive.org/web/20041019213523/http://www.nba.com:80/pistons/mascot/hooper_bio_001106.html
I forgot all about Sir Slam-A-Lot.
http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sportsmascots/images/f/f0/SirSlamALot.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20160219224406

I forgot all about Sir Slam-A-Lot.
http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sportsmascots/images/f/f0/SirSlamALot.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20160219224406

That'd be a great porn name.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OznyMGLVGVo

Also, just remembered that Flip Saunders died. Dang.

Also, just remembered that Flip Saunders died. Dang.

When I saw his kid was coaching ... Minnesota (RIP that dude that used to post here. Edit: Fucking Motown, Jesus I feel like that dude who runs Crew 2 Edit 2: God damn it, Tahoe I'm dying over here), I had to look it up to make sure I remembered rightly that he was dead. The first memory I had was Diddy's rant about him being a coward for not flagging people down when that bridge collapsed.

https://twitter.com/timelesssports_/status/1086701025363402752

https://twitter.com/J____SMOOVE/status/1099520164364779521

https://twitter.com/J____SMOOVE/status/1099520164364779521

I'm still gutted that we didn't get Tolly back for the playoff push, Vinny.

I'm still gutted that we didn't get Tolly back for the playoff push, Vinny.

It’s not March 1 yet. Gores knows this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD42fvSuMyE

Man, the NBA used to be wild.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnPc6eA4wdc


Two minutes into his very first game as a professional, Benson elbowed Los Angeles Lakers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Lakers) center Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kareem_Abdul-Jabbar) in the abdomen, and Abdul-Jabbar broke Benson's jaw with a retaliatory punch.[14] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Benson#cite_note-14) Abdul-Jabbar broke his hand in the incident and was out for two months; otherwise, he could have potentially been suspended by the NBA.

HOF moment, totally. I wonder if you can still get Kareem to swing at you by bringing that up. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIXBATYwGCw

Nice work, MOLA!

Haha, that went from being terrible to pretty great quick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_-uVYZdHsc

LOVE Laimbeer.

LOVE Laimbeer.

This.

Also, HATE Mourning.

This.

Also, HATE Mourning.

Same.
[smilie=oobir.gif]

Zo wasn't paying attention to where he was going.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhqTto0B2I

Gilbert Arenas is usually a good listen when it comes to basketball analysis.

https://i.imgur.com/hcRoeLz.png

Forgot about this picture.

Ira Newble is a goddamn Michigan icon for doing that to Dunleavy's kid.

I showed that pic to a Southfield High graduate, explaining how they roll hard there. :)

(Yeah, the video footage isn't quite as impressive.)

I forgot all about the Dunleavys.