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UncleCliffy
12-26-2005, 10:24 AM
Click here for link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051226/ap_on_en_tv/people_eva_longoria;_ylt=AnDzlUJaed.jswleKhqaNfcLM xIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--)

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker was cited for impeding traffic and failing to produce a valid Texas driver's license during a traffic stop in which "Desperate Housewives" actress
Eva Longoria was his passenger, police said.

The incident happened about 12:45 a.m. Saturday. After seeing a car stopped, a bicycle officer said it was impeding traffic. When the car didn't move, the officer rapped the hood with the palm of his hand, according to a police report.

Parker, who was behind the wheel, questioned why the officer touched the car, and the couple "began screaming in a verbally abusive and demeaning manner," police said. Longoria called the police report "highly inaccurate."

Police say Parker then began to drive away, almost hitting a man standing nearby. After being told to stop and get out, Parker showed a French driver's license, police said.

The officer who wrote the citations said Parker complained: "This is all the cops do, just mess with people," and that Longoria shouted from the car: "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph."

Longoria denied making the comment.

"It's a shame that one officer conducted himself in such an inappropriate and disorderly manner. I never made any sort of racial slurs, let alone made any comments about the officer being Mexican, as a Mexican myself," Longoria said through her publicist.

Anyone else just sick of this bitch? She's not even anything special. Jessica Simpson>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that Mexican.

Anthony
12-26-2005, 12:48 PM
I wish they would have called immigration. Fuckers. I hate Parker. Eva is dead sexy though.

ojay
12-26-2005, 05:26 PM
Tony Parker's a douche.

But I love his Mexican.

http://www.bloggers.it/window/itcommenti/Eva%20Longoria,%20Of%20Desperate%20Housewives%20-%20Maxim%20(2).jpeg

Cross
12-26-2005, 11:09 PM
Shes hot, i hope Parkers get screwed or something.

UncleCliffy
12-26-2005, 11:23 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3124/evamakeup0px.jpg

This is what she looks like without makeup

Darth Thanatos
12-26-2005, 11:42 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3124/evamakeup0px.jpg

This is what she looks like without makeup

I bet you masturbated 20 times to that picture. You wish you had a woman like Eva.

UncleCliffy
12-27-2005, 12:15 AM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3124/evamakeup0px.jpg

This is what she looks like without makeup

I bet you masturbated 20 times to that picture. You wish you had a woman like Eva.

Agreed. It was actually 50 times.

UncleCliffy
12-27-2005, 12:15 AM
Anyone have any good hand lotions? My palms are pretty chapped.

Varsity
12-27-2005, 11:35 AM
That pic is brutal, but then again you can find one of those for just about anyone in the industry, my favs are Britney Spears pictures.

MoTown
12-27-2005, 11:45 AM
I'm a little Eva's out. She was cute, but everyone gets a lot less hot when they are shoved in our face by the media like she has been. Definitely overkill.

geerussell
12-27-2005, 12:09 PM
I gained a notch of respect for her the way she handled being booed at the palace. Pulling out that pendant and pointing to it like "Ring, bitches! All 20,000 of you can kiss my hot little ass" was pretty smooth.

WTFchris
12-27-2005, 01:21 PM
she's damn hot. And that pic doesn't ruin it. No woman looks drop dead hot when they get out of bed. If you were single and turned that down, you might be interested in Jeff Garcia.

DennyMcLain
12-27-2005, 04:15 PM
Agreed. I've never been a fan of Longoria until the pic above. IMO, she looks better WITHOUT all the make-up.

I'm not big on chicks wearing tons of paint, always wondering what they look like underneath. I mean, if you're gonna date somebody like that, 75% of the time they'd be wearing little or no make-up at all.

What's funny is that, without the make-up, Longoria LOOKS Mexican. Hahaha. But with no cover and no photoshop, she looks pretty damn good.

Anthony
12-27-2005, 04:18 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3124/evamakeup0px.jpg

This is what she looks like without makeup

So? I'd still hit.

Artermis
12-27-2005, 04:20 PM
I would have laughed at Eva and told her that the ring is probably bigger than Tony's balls.


Art

DennyMcLain
12-27-2005, 04:34 PM
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/3230/evaeats4rd.jpg

Cross
12-28-2005, 12:07 AM
Shes likes to eat, so what, i would still take her

Black Dynamite
12-28-2005, 01:54 AM
great this has become an Eva masterbation thread.*getting my rubber gloves and being careful of what i touch in here.*.

DennyMcLain
12-28-2005, 03:15 AM
great this has become an Eva masterbation thread.*getting my rubber gloves and being careful of what i touch in here.*.

Is this Gutz????