In a now annual move designed for Anthony George to photo shop them on someone else's bodies, WTFDetroit player-coach Tommie De Riemaecker has unveiled the team's 2005-06 uniforms at a press conference on the floor.

Here's a sampling.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/OUGrizz11PG/85cdad8e.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/OUGrizz11PG/15b74dc8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/OUGrizz11PG/f5e0194b.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/OUGrizz11PG/bee6f646.jpg

I gotta have one!!

The fact you went with WTF makes you great, Grizz. So you decided to have mine and Crotty's jersey as the models, but where is yours, Grizz?

I simply remembered the way Anthony photoshopped them last year, and chose to keep the great #11 off a picture of a random high school kid.

So...fucking...awesome. :shock:

Way to embarass the message board. At least suck with realgm on your shorts.

Nice jerseys

This was last years

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/Pfan4life/recjersy.jpg

I'll have to find some time to do it again this year.

The jerseys are nice, but having Grizz at WTF is a great move. Brilliant to have you here Tommie.

Way to embarass the message board. At least suck with realgm on your shorts.

We stopped sucking two years ago.

I'll have to find some time to do it again this year.
You fuck with my #21 and I will come down to your crib, pummel you
and then take all of the shish kafta, lebne and zatar in your house.

Way to embarass the message board. At least suck with realgm on your shorts.


OH SHIT!!!

hahaha!!!

Fuckin tight, my #3 on display... so beautiful.

I'll have to find some time to do it again this year.
You fuck with my #21 and I will come down to your crib, pummel you
and then take all of the shish kafta, lebne and zatar in your house.

I aint ascared of you!

Ever have a lebne sandwich with zatar sprinkled on it, rolled in some delicious pita bread?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Way to embarass the message board. At least suck with realgm on your shorts.

We stopped sucking two years ago.

too bad you didn't jettison the dead weight when I was there. Instead my rec league record is 0-11. lol

At least I can hang my hat on the fact that I was one of the most efficiant players on the team. Not the best player, but definately the most efficient.

WTFChris, what was your PER?

ask Hollinger. He probably has it.

Grizz probably has our stats. Trouble is we kept our own stats (which you can easily miss an assist or two).

Mine was probably something like this:

20 MPG, .560 FG%, 4.5 RPG, 2.5 APG, 1.3 BPG, 1 SPG, 0.8 TO, 6 PPG

I played SF the first couple games, then switched to PG.

I found the formula finally:


All calculations begin with what is called unadjusted PER (uPER). The formula is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/math/4/7/0/4706604464b973bebda830a8dd22fca8.png
Where
http://en.wikipedia.org/math/f/d/1/fd17c8e20d91b21a28c4c65e6f14539c.png
http://en.wikipedia.org/math/a/6/1/a619d84292eca0a7d6e8f09921aa557a.png
http://en.wikipedia.org/math/e/a/c/eac31deb489bf1a986851b9217168f5d.png
Once uPER is calculated, it must be adjusted for team pace and normalized to the league to become PER:
http://en.wikipedia.org/math/8/6/1/8611601f29df12d15edd0284bedfcadd.png
This final step takes away the advantage held by players whose teams play a fastbreak style (and therefore have more possessions and more opportunities to do things on offense), and then sets the league average to 15.00.

Also note that it is impossible to calculate PER (at least in the conventional manner described above) for NBA seasons prior to 1978, as the league did not keep track of turnovers before that year.

Considering no other team kept stats, it wouldn't work.

Not to mention Hollinger is an idiot and his stats are too.

I'm telling you Chris, WTFHollinger would be the best name ever..........

And that's a damn good PER. It's too bad the rec league doesn't have an all-star team... or an asshole like Hollinger to explain everyone's PER.

I'm telling you Chris, WTFHollinger would be the best name ever..........

And that's a damn good PER. It's too bad the rec league doesn't have an all-star team... or an asshole like Hollinger to explain everyone's PER.


Haha, I wouldn't even be close. I was probably the 3rd or 4th best player on the team, although 2 of the best seemed to suffer from the fatione walker syndrome. I liken myself more as a Battier/Prince type of player. Dependable, hard working, consistant, solid player. Grizz had too many players on the roster though (mostly because people were unreliable and one game we had no subs at all) so everyone only played half the game. our leading scorers were 8.6 and 8 (grizz) PPG I think.

lol
...
those jerserys are silly
...
good idea

Wait, was I one of the fatoine walkers??

Hanes career statistics

2 Yrs w/Team
13 Games
11 Games started
85 % GS
270 Min
20.8 MPG
55 PTS
4.2 PPG
47 REB
3.6 RPG
10 AST
0.8 APG
11 STL
0.8 SPG
3 BLK
0.2 BPG
39 TO
3 TPG
10 FLS
0.8 FPG
22/60 FG
36.7% FG
2/6 3PT
33.3% 3PT
5/8 FT
62.5% FT

Hanes career statistics

2 Yrs w/Team
13 Games
11 Games started
85 % GS
270 Min
20.8 MPG
55 PTS
4.2 PPG
47 REB
3.6 RPG
10 AST
0.8 APG
11 STL
0.8 SPG
3 BLK
0.2 BPG
39 TO
3 TPG
10 FLS
0.8 FPG
22/60 FG
36.7% FG
2/6 3PT
33.3% 3PT
5/8 FT
62.5% FT

Somebody's got to PER that bitch.

Those can't be accurate. The worst shooting night I had was maybe 1 for 4. There's no way my FG% is that low. Most nights I went 2 for 3 or 3 for 4. Plus I never had 3 TO's in a game, let alone every game. Your scoring person on the bench just automatically gives the TO to the passer, even if idiot Detroit Don 15 has clubs for hands and drops the pass. The rest seems about right though. If that FG% is right, it's pretty lowsy (although the rest of our team shot just as bad). But those are pretty good rebound numbers for a PG, especially when I outrebounded the rest of the team in 2-3 games.

Do you have the team stats for that first year Grizz? I'm curious how the rest of the team did that year.

Dalibor Bagaric > Hanes.

lol. Hey Mola, did you play with DD15 at all (aka Donnie, the Knob)? Just curious. What about Jim Panoff? They are some amazing ball players I must say. I'm glad to hear that Grizz finally got rid of the side arm shooting, dribble with their heads down type of players.

lol. Hey Mola, did you play with DD15 at all (aka Donnie, the Knob)? Just curious. What about Jim Panoff? They are some amazing ball players I must say. I'm glad to hear that Grizz finally got rid of the side arm shooting, dribble with their heads down type of players.

Can I get a DD15 update? What ever happened to the little fella?

He lives on the next street from me. Luckily he doesn't realize it. I've seen him driving a couple times. He's probably posting on some crap site somewhere.

Knob's still on the roster, but is by far the weakest link.

I'm sad to report that those stats are likely very accurate. I won't hesitate to admit mine are crap too. We're never as good as we remember. :-P

I did pretty well in the last couple games of our losing season huh Grizz?

I honestly don't know what the fuck came over me. One game was 27, 13 and 3 blocks and the other was 39, 8 and 4 blocks.

I'll have to find some time to do it again this year.
You fuck with my #21 and I will come down to your crib, pummel you
and then take all of the shish kafta, lebne and zatar in your house.

Next flight to L.A. leaves in 20 minutes...

http://img515.imageshack.us/img525/5936/triplets3qj.jpg

MOLA's wristband says "GIRL"

Damn, that's low Denny.

Knob's still on the roster, but is by far the weakest link.

I'm sad to report that those stats are likely very accurate. I won't hesitate to admit mine are crap too. We're never as good as we remember. :-P

holy smokes. You still have the Knob? That guy would foul out in 5 minutes of play and complain about it the whole night. To his credit, he gave effort. He's just a very very very poor man's Bo Outlaw.

MOLA's wristband says "GIRL"

Damn, that's low Denny.

Oops. Forgot to photoshop that out. Sorry.

where do you guys play?

I'll have to find some time to do it again this year.
You fuck with my #21 and I will come down to your crib, pummel you
and then take all of the shish kafta, lebne and zatar in your house.

Next flight to L.A. leaves in 20 minutes...
*Picture*




Thanks for stealing my thunder, asshole.





JOKE

where do you guys play?

if it's the same league, it's in Shelby township. At the time it was one of three schools there.

Yeah, we're pretty good these days, mostly thanks to Motown and his buddy. But we had some real solid pickups this year, definitely upgrading all over again.

The only vets left are me, greg and Knob.

Holy Crap that league was awesome. Nothing like driving over an hour to get pissed off that no one would listen to eachother. God I miss those days.

Chris, you are no Battier or Prince my friend. You are more Ridnour/Hinrich to me.

I myself attest that I was a Collison/Madsen/Knight player. At least Im honest.

Holy Crap that league was awesome. Nothing like driving over an hour to get pissed off that no one would listen to eachother. God I miss those days.

Chris, you are no Battier or Prince my friend. You are more Ridnour/Hinrich to me.

I myself attest that I was a Collison/Madsen/Knight player. At least Im honest.

Collison is a good one for you. When used properly, you are Vlade like. It's too bad there were a few that were so stinky we couldn't do much.

BTW, when are you going to move back to this area so I can start a new team with you?

The jerseys are dope as hell Grizz. I was very impressed.

After I saw them online I was worried that they looked wack, but shit...they're FIYAH!!!!


Practice recap:

MoTown's a very good player. Grizz got alot better.
Donnie's a good defender. Greg's dangerous to play against.

I'm still injured.

If you guys are ever short and need a fill in, let me know. I don't live that far away. I'm not interested in taking away PT from somebody, but I will help if you're in a bind.

You should have just played but since you were too chicken shit you're not welcome on this team. I'm ashamed of you Chris.



(also, ask grizz, I'm not sure what the rules are but I'd love to have you as an alternate. that goes for you too NQ.)

You should have just played but since you were too chicken shit you're not welcome on this team. I'm ashamed of you Chris.



(also, ask grizz, I'm not sure what the rules are but I'd love to have you as an alternate. that goes for you too NQ.)

Nobody invited me, so how can I be chicken shit? lol

I didn't want to play the second year (probably the year before this) is because I was getting married and didn't have much spare time to commit, there were some people that turned the ball over every 5 seconds and wouldn't let me do my job properly as a PG, and we had too many people and I only played 15-20 minutes a game (and frequently got pulled from that time even). I had fun with Grizz, Mola, D'snuts and a few other guys. I guess a few bad apples ruined the bunch for me. I was just used to going out there, giving it my all, having fun, and not worrying about anything but winning. Instead we had 9-10 players (because people wouldn't show up each night) and people had to sit. Having just drove an hour to play (some more than me too), you can see where that would wear on you.

I'm glad to hear it's turned around though.

We will start the first week in February. I'll have a full schedule within a week, Mola.

Team e-mail went out today with the schedule, gents.