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DennyMcLain
12-23-2005, 02:52 AM
Stupid-assed chowds. They drag their feet at re-signing Damon, then ponder possible replacements, even before he booked to NY.

I'm no fan of Scott Boras, but in this case he's not to blame.

Looks like Theo Epstein saw this shit coming way before anybody else did. Now the Chowd nation is screaming for his return.

MoTown
12-23-2005, 09:59 AM
No the system is to blame for him going to New York? 52 million for 4 years? Damon is not worth 13 million per year. But in Yankees money, that's just pocket change.

JickBoy34
12-23-2005, 12:30 PM
I believe the Damon deal to be good for the Yankees. I don't believe the 13 mill a year is too much for a proven CF capable fo hitting .300 with a .360 OBP. This is exatly the guy the Yanks needed to hit in front of Jeter/Arod/SteroidNutz. That being said, I still hate the Yanks with a passion.

darkobetterthanmelo
12-23-2005, 12:33 PM
Damon is tyring to shed his wild rough mountain boy label and turn into a refined yankee. I think he will be like Samson in the Bible and lose strenth because of the lack of his hair.

Unibomber
12-23-2005, 03:01 PM
Of course it's going to be good for the Yankees. Now, however, they'll get a few more beer bottles thrown out the team bus.

RustyKuntz
12-25-2005, 02:15 PM
From the folks who brought us such gems as "Jorge Posada is My Bitch."

Some takeoff on the once popular WWJDD (What Would Johnny Damon Do?) shirt perhaps?