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DennyMcLain
05-03-2006, 03:42 PM
Anthony and Giffman have never heard of "Google".

Glenn
05-03-2006, 03:50 PM
Denny intentionally turned SafeSearch "off" when he Googled for that pic.

Artis Gilmore
05-03-2006, 05:44 PM
Glenn felt terroized by Mikey and Cliffy.

DennyMcLain
05-04-2006, 03:26 AM
Stevie is trying to be PNF with a name change.

Nice try, "Kid".

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9622/b0008d6mre01a3hxebo46r6plssclz.jpg

Artis Gilmore
05-04-2006, 07:27 AM
Denny Mclain has no friends and masturbates to his dog.

DennyMcLain
05-04-2006, 11:17 AM
Denny Mclain has no friends and masturbates to his dog.

TheKid thinks that, if he changes his screenname to that of a big black man, his penis will grow.

Artis Gilmore
05-04-2006, 04:49 PM
Denny is so stupid that he doesn't know my penis is maximum length.

Cross
05-05-2006, 04:48 AM
I'm so stupid I didnt even know you had a penis

Uncle Mxy
05-05-2006, 03:05 PM
I'm so stupid I didnt even know you had a penis
CrossYouUp=Reggie Evans, that nut-grabbing sac of shit!

Anthony
05-06-2006, 01:18 PM
No one wants to grab mxy's nuts

Uncle Mxy
05-07-2006, 10:36 AM
No one wants to grab mxy's nuts
Wow... talk about a weak-ass reply! I own Anthony in the clutch. He's just jealous because I don't grab my nuts and show off about it like an asshole.

http://www.sportshooligan.com/images/horry20050622.JPG

Anthony
05-08-2006, 01:23 PM
Mxy wanted to grab my nuts in the bathroom @ the palace.

Uncle Mxy
05-08-2006, 04:44 PM
How can I possibly grab what's not there?

Anthony
05-08-2006, 06:07 PM
You cant, thats why you were reaching for mine, and not yours

DennyMcLain
05-08-2006, 08:25 PM
Too much manlove, even for the Terrordome. Both of you, get a fucking room!:eek:

Anthony
05-09-2006, 02:35 PM
Denny was jerking off to mental images of Mxy trying to grab my nuts in the palace bathroom while making that post

Uncle Mxy
05-09-2006, 04:37 PM
Funny, I could've sworn I was in the post position with both your women.

Darth Thanatos
05-10-2006, 12:17 AM
Worst username ever.

And he so tried to grope Ant in the Palace bathroom.

DennyMcLain
05-10-2006, 03:17 AM
Worst username ever.

And he so tried to grope Ant in the Palace bathroom.

George Dubya Bush/Great Wall of Wallace?

Yes, THOSE were classics.:p

Darth Thanatos
05-10-2006, 03:57 PM
Blow me, McLame. ;)

DennyMcLain
05-10-2006, 04:05 PM
Hanging with your wife, Mikie James?



Dontcha mean MIKE JAMES?

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/james_mike_fight060106.jpg

Look how he enjoys getting felt up by other men!!! Which one are you?:D

Uncle Mxy
05-10-2006, 05:31 PM
DennyMcLain,

Your handle comes from a dude who stole money from old people when he wasn't being a cokehead. You have no business criticizing my handle, who reflects a superpowerful extradimensional being who can reveal you as the zipless fuck you are at any point in time. You're just a sick, pathetic joke, tolerated on this system only out of pity, and you should conduct yourself accordingly. Try not to be a little bitch. Try not to suck donkey balls. Try cutting down people with *real* flame attacks. This penny-ante man-love bullshit misses the mark like Ben Wallace's free throws, and simply highlights your own inadequacies and incontinence.

Thank you and good day,
-Uncle Mxy

DennyMcLain
05-10-2006, 08:11 PM
Please say this out loud: Kltpzyxm.

Are you gone yet? Big Superman fan, are ya? No. Big Supergirl fanboy. Collecting her comic books, whacking off to the 2D cartoon images of your precious girl of steel, quietly, so mommy and daddy can't hear your sick habit in full jerk.

Are all of your Supergirl comic pages littered with wet spots, from the saliva oozing from your gaping mouth? Are they stuck together via some mysterious, sweet smelling mystery goo? I'm sure they are, MxyPad. I'm sure they are.

Yes, your name is that of a superpowerful extradimensional being. Of course, the power of your bursting loins, coupled with a few handy paper towels, is certainly just as extradimensional.

That is all.

Have a nice day.

And thank you for a great terrordome attack. Far better than that fuckoff Anthony.;)

Cross
05-11-2006, 05:18 AM
Attacking your handle is just plain fucking dumb:)

Anthony
05-11-2006, 08:23 PM
The only thing good about you is your sig

Fool
05-12-2006, 10:45 AM
I am the worst.

Glenn
05-12-2006, 10:47 AM
Since that last post totally sucked, here's a recap of the number of attacks issued in this thread.

DennyMcLain 67
Artis Gilmore 41
Anthony 30
e-ray 22
CrossYouUp 17
MOLA1 11
TK 10
Uncle Mxy 9
Artermis 8
Unibomber 6
Banned poster 6
giffman 5
Fraserburn 4
Taymelo 4
Waydowntownbang 4
GotCrotty? 3
Fool 3
Koolaid 3
The Archdiocese 3
kdawg32086 3
the wrath of diddy 3
BigggChris04 2
Shugadaddi 2
Glenn 1 (now 2)
realistic 1
Varsity 1
-NoQuarter- 1
Banned poster 1
zeebneeb 1
Train Wreck 1
King Vlady 1
MoTown 1
SpartyNick 1

Fool
05-12-2006, 11:01 AM
You are all better people than me.

Anthony
05-12-2006, 11:55 AM
Since that last post totally sucked, here's a recap of the number of attacks issued in this thread.

DennyMcLain 67
Artis Gilmore 41



Should that surprise anyone here?



OH, and Fool, tell us something we dont know.

realistic
05-17-2006, 02:04 PM
You are all better people than me. You suck at being modest/humble/depressed.

Darth Thanatos
05-17-2006, 02:27 PM
Is actually a Pokemon.

realistic
05-17-2006, 02:38 PM
^ has a myspace account

Anthony
05-17-2006, 02:39 PM
^ Hunts down little boys on myspace

realistic
05-17-2006, 02:48 PM
^ Auctions off his little brothers to the 'largest' bidder.

Darth Thanatos
05-17-2006, 02:56 PM
Stole money from an orphan.

realistic
05-17-2006, 03:06 PM
^ Auctions off orphans.

Darth Thanatos
05-17-2006, 03:08 PM
Is the proud inventor of auctions.

Fool
05-17-2006, 03:14 PM
^ Doesn't know how to make "^"s .

Darth Thanatos
05-17-2006, 03:16 PM
Uses way too many "^"s.

Anthony
05-17-2006, 05:01 PM
^Complains too much about the "^" mark

Darth Thanatos
05-17-2006, 05:15 PM
Touched the "^" in a naughty spot.

Anthony
05-19-2006, 12:49 PM
^Sucks him self off cuz no1 else will

Fool
05-19-2006, 01:00 PM
Sometimes, I'm truely an asshole.

Uncle Mxy
05-19-2006, 01:42 PM
Sometimes, I'm truely an asshole.
Wow... what a stellar way to attack the preceding poster! You're well on your way to a career as Michael Jackson's butt-boy! Wacko Jacko loves submissive little pliable bitches like you! I hear Neverland II in the Middle East is a blast, if you're into testicular boy-bondage (which you clearly are). Don't allow your uncanny resemblance to Diana Ross to get you in trouble over there, even if you are a fucking diva assclown. FOOL = Fucked Over On Lawn

Fool
05-19-2006, 01:54 PM
Mxy is better than me at this thread.

Anthony
05-19-2006, 02:51 PM
Fool is the kid in his sig

Darth Thanatos
05-19-2006, 05:17 PM
^Lost to Fool in the Special Olympics.

Anthony
05-20-2006, 03:41 PM
dosnt relize "^" is getting old.

DennyMcLain
05-20-2006, 10:39 PM
dosnt relize "^" is getting old.

Doesn't realize that he misspelled "doesn't"

Doesn't realize that "^" is an upside down vagina, because he...

Doesn't realize what a vagina looks like.

Fool
05-21-2006, 12:50 AM
No one likes old vaginas.

DennyMcLain
05-21-2006, 01:50 AM
Fool is scared to attack me due to my Bobby Brown av, a "True American®" who'll lock his Glock back if you look at him the wrong way.

Darth Thanatos
05-21-2006, 12:59 PM
Pretended to be black just so he could participate in the Million Man March.

Uncle Mxy
05-21-2006, 07:29 PM
Archdiocese pretends to be Christian so he can have the hand of god smite him.

Darth Thanatos
05-24-2006, 01:40 PM
Is a sex machine........for old men.

Uncle Mxy
05-26-2006, 08:21 PM
For an old man, I *am* a sex machine! James Brown wrote "Sex Machine" with me in mind! Hide your attractive women, 'cause they dig an old sugar daddy that can rock their world in the sack (and everywhere else)! I don't even need Viagra to be fucking deadly!

Archdiocese, on the other hand, has a little problem... a very little problem... a teeny weeny one, you might say. Don't worry Archie... I'm sure you'll find a midget who'll appreciate such a puny thang.

Anthony
05-26-2006, 11:27 PM
Any man that bosts about his greatness in sex usually has nothing to offer.

Uncle Mxy
05-26-2006, 11:48 PM
Any man that bosts about his greatness in sex usually has nothing to offer.
It was Archdiocese who started it. Can't you read?

Anthony
05-27-2006, 12:03 AM
who said I was talking to just you

DennyMcLain
05-27-2006, 02:44 AM
Any man that bosts about his greatness in sex usually has nothing to offer.

Considering your 13 year old bro boasts about his penis, then your theory would hold that Steve is potentially not great at sex (we'll find out when he hits puberty, or figures out what a woman is, whichever cums first). Seeeing that appendage size is a family trait, that would mean YOUR penis is small, as well.

If that is the case, I NEVER want to hear about you and your fake "sexual extravaganzas".

Darth Thanatos
05-27-2006, 06:09 PM
Was the individual who got punched in the face by Jermaine O'Neal.

DennyMcLain
05-28-2006, 01:02 AM
Was the individual who got punched in the face by Jermaine O'Neal.
Was the fat and bald fuck who got ball-bitched by Garnett, and had to be wheeled out for a bruised cheek.

Darth Thanatos
05-28-2006, 02:15 PM
Is Maurice Evans.

DennyMcLain
05-28-2006, 11:20 PM
Is Maurice Evans.
That's a low fucking blow, arch. Take that back!!!!

Anthony
05-29-2006, 10:56 AM
as soon as he gets his fist out of that man hole you call a pussy

DennyMcLain
05-29-2006, 11:35 AM
as soon as he gets his fist out of that man hole you call a pussy
I don't call your mom a "pussy". I call her Jason.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2690/dancingasian9qt.gif

DennyMcLain
06-26-2006, 05:22 PM
It's been nearly a month, you whores. Do ANYBODY have the brass balls to take me on?

Bunch of Punks®.

Artis Gilmore
06-27-2006, 11:02 AM
Denny teaches kindergarten and watches his kids go to the bath room.




(that was fuckin weak, see what a month can do to you)

DennyMcLain
06-27-2006, 07:42 PM
Denny teaches kindergarten and watches his kids go to the bath room.




(that was fuckin weak, see what a mother can do to you)



Yes. Maybe sucking your thumb will help.

Artis Gilmore
06-27-2006, 09:14 PM
Go watch more dolls get pounded fag. You masturbate to that shit dont you?

DennyMcLain
06-27-2006, 09:42 PM
Go watch more dolls get pounded fag. You masturbate to that shit dont you?

It's good to have the old Steve back. And, now that you have no "I'm a 13 year old...boo hoo" bullshit to run and hide behind...

I'm concerned that I might have sparked a nerve in you. I'm sure you own an extensive collection of Holly Hobby, Hello Kitty, Ken (no Barbie), and My Little Pony plush dolls in your homo-erotic pleasure den that barely passes as your bedroom. I'm sure you were traumatized by the video of R.O.A.R.S. gettin the job done with the dolls, both of which are probably in your collection. Now you can't sleep with your Pikachu without thinking of that dog banging the stuffing out of it. It troubles you. It makes you cry. And for that, I'm sorry.

Cuddle up with your stuffed Pikachu tonight, boy. Feel safe and secure. If sucking your thumb helps, so be it. Squeeze your beloved Pikachu doll, no white goo will ooze out from it's stitchings.

Unless you "sleep fuck", that is.

Taymelo
06-27-2006, 09:49 PM
It's been nearly a month, you whores. Do ANYBODY have the brass balls to take me on?

Bunch of Punks®.


It's good to have the old Steve back. And, now that you have no "I'm a 13 year old...boo hoo" bullshit to run and hide behind...

I'm concerned that I might have sparked a nerve in you. I'm sure you own an extensive collection of Holly Hobby, Hello Kitty, Ken (no Barbie), and My Little Pony plush dolls in your homo-erotic pleasure den that barely passes as your bedroom. I'm sure you were traumatized by the video of R.O.A.R.S. gettin the job done with the dolls, both of which are probably in your collection. Now you can't sleep with your Pikachu without thinking of that dog banging the stuffing out of it. It troubles you. It makes you cry. And for that, I'm sorry.

Cuddle up with your stuffed Pikachu tonight, boy. Feel safe and secure. If sucking your thumb helps, so be it. Squeeze your beloved Pikachu doll, no white goo will ooze out from it's stitchings.

Unless you "sleep fuck", that is.

OK.

Am I the only one a little weirded out by Denny's vivid descriptions?

I'll leave it to the court of public opinion to determine if Denny simply has a vivid imagination - - - or if he's a sick fuck.

DennyMcLain
06-27-2006, 09:54 PM
It's been nearly a month, you whores. Do ANYBODY have the brass balls to take me on?

Bunch of Punks®.

It's good to have the old Steve back. And, now that you have no "I'm a 13 year old...boo hoo" bullshit to run and hide behind...

I'm concerned that I might have sparked a nerve in you. I'm sure you own an extensive collection of Holly Hobby, Hello Kitty, Ken (no Barbie), and My Little Pony plush dolls in your homo-erotic pleasure den that barely passes as your bedroom. I'm sure you were traumatized by the video of R.O.A.R.S. gettin the job done with the dolls, both of which are probably in your collection. Now you can't sleep with your Pikachu without thinking of that dog banging the stuffing out of it. It troubles you. It makes you cry. And for that, I'm sorry.

Cuddle up with your stuffed Pikachu tonight, boy. Feel safe and secure. If sucking your thumb helps, so be it. Squeeze your beloved Pikachu doll, no white goo will ooze out from it's stitchings.

Unless you "sleep fuck", that is.
OK.

Am I the only one a little weirded out by Denny's vivid descriptions?

I'll leave it to the court of public opinion to determine if Denny simply has a vivid imagination - - - or if he's a sick fuck.

I'm not a liberal left wing tree hugger, so the answer would be "vivid imagination".

Artis Gilmore
06-28-2006, 01:32 AM
Denny owns dennys.



Ths is god afuwl, we should delete the last 2 pages and lock this one in the WTFHOF.

DennyMcLain
06-28-2006, 02:11 AM
Denny owns dennys.



Ths is god afuwl, we should delete the last 2 pages and lock this one in the WTFHOF.

Nahhhh. Let's keep it going. Looks like a slow week.

Steve loves to pretend his pillow is David Hasselhoff.

Artis Gilmore
06-28-2006, 10:14 AM
I sleep flat with no pillows, so hasseloff is on the floor, then Denny likes to come into my room and fucks my pillow.

DennyMcLain
06-28-2006, 11:03 AM
I sleep flat with no pillows, so hasseloff is on the floor, then Denny likes to come into my room and fucks my pillow.

That made absolutely NO sense. See what happens when you start drinking at 13?

Artis Gilmore
06-28-2006, 01:11 PM
I dont drink.

You know what fuck this, this thread is for homo sexuals just like Denny.

DennyMcLain
06-28-2006, 03:55 PM
I dont drink.

You know what fuck this, this thread is for homo sexuals just like Denny.

... which is why you've been posting in here as much as I.

As for your "drinking" -- I never said it was "alcohol".

Glenn
06-28-2006, 03:59 PM
This thread has:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Fonzie_jumps_the_shark.PNG/200px-Fonzie_jumps_the_shark.PNG

about 50 posts ago.

Shall we retire it to The Stands?

Fool
06-28-2006, 05:02 PM
Glenn's nickname is "the shark" and Denny jumps him nightly.

Anthony
06-28-2006, 08:45 PM
Fool is so not cool.

DennyMcLain
06-28-2006, 09:25 PM
Fool is so not cool.

Eeeggghhhh. After a week of plotting, that's the BEST you can do?

I vote Anthony off the island for another week.

Anthony
06-28-2006, 10:30 PM
I was just clownin' dawg (theres another week)

I thought Glenn was going to do the swizzatts

DennyMcLain
12-16-2008, 09:24 PM
Daviticus, nice how you post your "fuck you" thread and ditch. Try posting in this shit.

And this time, try posting without a Mickey's Big Mouth up your ass and Mikey's dick down your throat.

DrRay11
12-16-2008, 11:41 PM
Denny McLain is a happy goat.

Tahoe
12-16-2008, 11:42 PM
DrRay doesn't have a penis

DrRay11
12-16-2008, 11:44 PM
Mine was cut off by Tahoe's wife because she wanted to add mine to his centipeter.

Tahoe
12-16-2008, 11:46 PM
which means DrRay was owned by a women.

RegicideGreg
12-16-2008, 11:49 PM
Tahoe is teh hoe

DrRay11
12-16-2008, 11:50 PM
RegicideGreg is a transvestite.

RegicideGreg
12-16-2008, 11:51 PM
Dr ray is gay

DrRay11
12-16-2008, 11:52 PM
That's the reason you have a dick as a nose, too.

MoTown
12-17-2008, 08:51 AM
DrRay dishes out terrible insults - c'mon, aim for the heart!

Big Swami
12-17-2008, 09:37 AM
MoTown Tivos "Saved By The Bell."

Fool
12-17-2008, 09:53 AM
MoTown Tivos "Saved By The Bell."
That's a fucking compliment you Eastern Philosophical fuck. Go meditate on why you're such a douche.

DennyMcLain
12-17-2008, 06:24 PM
Fool has Retired Yenta Sex Puppets as his avatar, a photo taken from his vast collection of used sex puppets (so MoTown tells me).

DrRay11
12-17-2008, 07:31 PM
DennyMcLain's real life is equivalent to Edgar Renteria's AL stints.

Tahoe
12-17-2008, 07:59 PM
DrRay is studying Women's fashion in college

Timone
12-17-2008, 08:07 PM
Daviticus wants to know if you'll have time to lick his ass after you're through sucking DrRay's dick.

Tahoe
12-17-2008, 08:08 PM
This coming from a compulsive liar

DrRay11
12-17-2008, 08:09 PM
Hey Tahoe, you have some anus on your teeth.

Tahoe
12-17-2008, 08:11 PM
Thats not my teeth, its my dick and its from your sister.

alsoidontknowifyouhavesisters

Fool
12-17-2008, 09:56 PM
Thats not my teeth, those are over in that cup on the night stand by my walker.

Timone
12-17-2008, 10:04 PM
^ Prefers females who haven't even learned HOW to walk yet.

Tahoe
12-17-2008, 10:20 PM
^ Uses alka seltzer and soda water to douche with.

RegicideGreg
12-17-2008, 10:49 PM
Tahoe likes to stick it up yer ass

DrRay11
12-17-2008, 11:29 PM
RegicideGreg has crabs because his mom hasn't washed his hair since birth.

MoTown
12-18-2008, 08:41 AM
And DrRay enjoys feasting on those same crabs because he needs the nutrients.

DrRay11
12-18-2008, 09:04 AM
Hey MoTown, Richard Simmons called for you and said he wants you to come back to bed.

MoTown
12-18-2008, 09:18 AM
DrRay, tell him I'm making him eggs.

Damnit, that's not an insult to you.

DrRay - you're probably not fun to hang out with.

DrRay11
12-18-2008, 09:28 AM
MoTown probably can't dance very well at all.

Fool
12-18-2008, 09:48 AM
DR thinks Stuckey is a PG.

MoTown
12-18-2008, 09:49 AM
Fool thinks Tayshaun is a PF.

DennyMcLain
12-18-2008, 10:46 AM
MoTown thinks AI means Anal Inplant

MoTown
12-18-2008, 10:49 AM
Denny enjoys "anal implants" on a daily basis.

Timone
12-18-2008, 01:22 PM
:big swami:

http://www.omh.state.ny.us/omhweb/forensic/downarrow.gif Is rooting for the Lions to go 1-15.

MoTown
12-18-2008, 01:33 PM
There is absolutely nothing negative you can say about LDB, so I will instead attack Glenn:

Glenn, your new name sucks, I even seeing it. Walter Herrmann is Argentinian, and doesn't even sound remotely close to that. I think you just miss having Darko on the Pistons to kick around. Dick.

Tahoe
12-18-2008, 01:35 PM
There is absolutely nothing negative you can say about MoTown, so I will attack Glenn instead:

Glenn likes playing with dolls.

Timone
12-18-2008, 01:37 PM
Tahoe's too easy, so I'm going to attack Glenn instead:

When Glenn listens to Michael Bolton he likes to close his eyes and pretend Walter Hermann is singing to him. Which isn't very hard for him to do, because Walter is ramming him from behind.

Tahoe
12-18-2008, 01:42 PM
LDB might want to fight me, so I'll attack Glenn instead:

Glenn likes Flip Murray lol

MOLA1
12-18-2008, 02:04 PM
Tahoe is not a straight shooter. Fucking asshole.

Tahoe
12-18-2008, 03:38 PM
GlennDanzig is only a 2.88 post per day participatin hoe.

MOLA1
12-18-2008, 04:06 PM
Check again jackfuck.

MoTown
12-18-2008, 04:09 PM
Tahoe is a man's man, so here's some more on Glenn:

There's only one thing Glenn likes more than licking Earl Watson's ass, and that's licking Flip Murray's ass.

MoTown
12-18-2008, 04:10 PM
Check again jackfuck.

LOL


Total Posts: 3,100,140 (2,839.57 posts per day)

DennyMcLain
12-18-2008, 08:37 PM
MoTown is too easy to attack, so I'll attack Glenn:

Glenn reinstated his old name when he approached Sweet Krista as Valter and Mr. Jahnke said "That name is so fucking gay"... and Krista giggled.

Glenn cried, so Mola took over. Mola is more of a man than Glenn.

DrRay11
12-23-2008, 08:34 AM
Denny is the world's most fruity man after coming up with the PP movement.

He used to be a much cooler person ...

Aw, who am I kidding. Denny has always sucked.

DennyMcLain
12-23-2008, 11:06 AM
Denny is the world's most fruity man after coming up with the PP movement.

He used to be a much cooler person ...

Aw, who am I kidding. Denny has always sucked.

DrRay11 is blind, for Denny STOLE the PP movement from Glenn.

I suppose having a sting ray head lends itself to poor eyesight. Also, you can whip that tail around to the front side and blow yourself.

MoTown
12-23-2008, 11:22 AM
I would assume that there is at least one instance in Denny's life that he had sex with a 225lb+ chick... and enjoyed it.

DennyMcLain
12-23-2008, 04:38 PM
I would assume that there is at least one instance in Denny's life that he had sex with a 225lb+ chick... and enjoyed it.
Actually, your mamma wasn't too bad.

Zip Goshboots
12-24-2008, 03:00 AM
There is no doubt in my mind that Dr Ray 11 is the one who spooged on my car last Halloween as part of some sort of teen-aged prank involving a junebug, a rubberband, and spooge.

DennyMcLain
12-24-2008, 12:42 PM
There is no doubt in my mind that Dr Ray 11 is the one who spooged on my car last Halloween as part of some sort of teen-aged prank involving a junebug, a rubberband, and spooge.
Zip is dyslexic, for it was Denny, not Ray, who was the poster before him. Or maybe Zippo is simply a retard.

Zip Goshboots
12-24-2008, 05:23 PM
Denny McClain simply deleted DrRay's post in a feeble attempt to make me look dumb.
He does that a lot, and it's because he is afraid to masturbate in public.

DennyMcLain
12-25-2008, 06:58 PM
Denny McClain simply deleted DrRay's post in a feeble attempt to make me look dumb.
He does that a lot, and it's because he is afraid to masturbate in public.

Denny is afraid to masturbate in public because Zips mom might stop having sex with him... in Zips bed... while Zip's in class at his middle school (note: Zip is a retard, and is five grades behind)

Zekyl
12-25-2008, 08:51 PM
Denny is afraid to masturbate in public because Zips mom might stop having sex with him... in Zips bed... while Zip's in class at his middle school (note: Zip is a retard, and is five grades behind)
Denny, you're a fuck. You will rot in hell.

DennyMcLain
12-26-2008, 01:12 AM
Denny, you're a fuck. You will rot in hell.
Hostile reply indicates Zippy's mom is ALSO Zekyl's mom.

Makes sense now. Zip, Zekyl.... sounds like brothers to me. I wonder if they're aware they are brothers....

Zip Goshboots
12-26-2008, 01:24 AM
Denny McClain thinks he's fooling everyone by pretending that it is bukdow fucking the goat in his signature. In reality, it is his she-male mother that is fucking the goat. And the goat is his daddy.

DennyMcLain
12-26-2008, 11:20 AM
Denny McClain thinks he's fooling everyone by pretending that it is bukdow fucking the goat in his signature. In reality, it is his she-male mother that is fucking the goat. And the goat is his daddy.

Much better, ol' Zippo. I was getting a little sick and tired of that Psuedo-Harvard Grad mouth of yours. Nice to hear your chioce of words stoop to Wayne County Community College standards. Keep up the good work.

Zip Goshboots
12-26-2008, 11:25 AM
Denny McClain flunked out of Wayne County Community College.

mercury
12-26-2008, 01:07 PM
Zippy was braggin' about his Daddy's big wooden dick... until he had to have the splintters surgically removed from his lips.

Zip Goshboots
12-26-2008, 01:12 PM
mercury flunked out of Macomb Community College.

Zekyl
12-26-2008, 02:56 PM
Zip was rejected from both Macomb and Wayne County Community College. He currently sucks the professors' off under their desks in an attempt to gain some form of education.

DrRay11
12-26-2008, 03:35 PM
Zekyl gave Delonte West the herpes.

DennyMcLain
12-26-2008, 05:01 PM
Zekyl gave Delonte West the herpes.

...then returned to DrRay11's pad, the cardboard box located in the west corner of the Wayne County CC parking lot, for hot buttery man sex.

DennyMcLain
12-26-2008, 08:22 PM
DennyMcLain knows, because he whacked off to the hot buttery man sex. No one else noticed, though. Dude, it's just too fucking small to matter.

You should know.

Zip Goshboots
12-26-2008, 09:31 PM
Denny McClain uses his patented X-Ray Power Vision to watch his neighbor's television because he is too cheap to spring for cable. He is now the #1 fan of Randy Jackson.

DennyMcLain
12-27-2008, 01:40 AM
Denny McClain uses his patented X-Ray Power Vision to watch his neighbor's television because he is too cheap to spring for cable. He is now the #1 fan of Randy Jackson.

The quality of your humor is tenuous, at best.