Kool Keith sez:


In addition to no Blake Griffin, Pistons also dealing with illness to Langston Galloway & Luke Kennard. Both missed shootaround. Galloway especially affected, Dwane Casey said.

Reggie in that 4th quarter, just, man. He played pretty well earlier, but just brutal in the 4th.

At least everyone else lost, too?

Could kind of use a win tonight, fellas.

Kinda hope we end up finishing 7th with Toronto looking like they'll be locked into the 2 seed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYq1_bzv6k

So can't wait for Bruce Brown to develop a shot, you guys.

Can't hit a shot... 8 first quarter turnovers...

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Leave it to my man Langston to get the Pistons out of a scoring funk!!

I bet "Doug McDermott" is a fan favorite in Indy.

I miss Blake Griffin.

Zaza needs to never play basketball again. Hot garbage.

Ish out of control every time he touches it.

Luuuuuuuke.

The NBA will be so much better when Thaddeus Young finally retires.

The NBA will be so much better when Thaddeus Young finally retires.
Seriously, how fucking OLD is that guy?

2008 was rookie year.

2008 was rookie year.

Fuck thaddeus young.

This is a mess, fam.

Bogdanovic looks like a gym teacher.

Fuck thaddeus young.

Fucking old piece of shit. so sick of this guy.

Reggie... what he did just did to Myles... man.

SIT DA FUCK DOWN MYLES!

HA!

SIT DA FUCK DOWN MYLES!

HA!

''Myles''

Langston???


More like CLANGston.

Click

Well, those threes sure are fun when they go in. Not sure we need to shoot them every time down, though.

The Pacers destroying us in the paint again.

We’re about to take our 40th three tonight. JFC.

Points in Paint 60-32

Blake appeared to be chewing/spitting tobacco on the bench earlier.

That’s pretty surprising, for some reason. Is that even legal?

105-87 right now btw

The Pacers will always be trash.

The Pacers will always be trash.
QFT

Sick of this.

Hate Schroeder

Galloway’s hot shooting streak is over apparently

Galloway’s hot shooting streak is over apparently

REVERSE JINX

Ish is so sweet

Fun game, chippy

Holy shit, Blake

OKC is so quick, athletic and active. Surprised they are fighting just to get in.

We’ve reached the part of the game where we stop playing defense and just start chucking

Swat this fucking thread.

Picked a bad day to shit the bed

The Hornets play the Cavs and Magic in the next 2 games.
Detroit Plays the Grizz and Knicks.

If the Hornets win 2, and the Pistons win 1, the Hornets have the tie breaker.

Butthole status : Clenched.

Team's DONE, folks. Figures.

Same ol' Pistons.

Rod Beard


#Grizzlies injury report for Tuesday vs. #Pistons:

Mike Conley, Jaren Jackson Jr., C.J. Miles, Joakim Noah, Jonas Valanciunas, Dillon Brooks, Avery Bradley and Kyle Anderson all are OUT.
#DFS

Wait, so who the heck IS playing?

Let's go for the buckmeat!

LOL

Tank for Zion!

Fan Appreciation Night

I know none of y'all quit on this team at halftime right?? Right??

Exactly

never in doubt

never in doubt

Love Ish. Man.

I know none of y'all quit on this team at halftime right?? Right??

Of course not.
1st quarter.

Andre and Reggie will not be denied.

"Hank" is going to drop 30 on us isn't he?

We did it!!!

Leave it to me to save the season and get us in with my reverse jinx.

never make another Pistons thread again, DADZIG!

FEELING PROUD

Hype

It's fuckabuck time!

To get us HYPE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYRBCl6x8cQ

Love that early 00's defense so much.

Thon is so awful.

No Blake no chance.

How about a timeout.

Thon is so awful.

Still better than Stanley tho

This is an easy sweep without Blake.

Brook Lopez's lame ass always kills this team.

GRIII in, it's a wrap.

Just waiting for Game 3, honestly.

Coach Casey would kick Mike Buttholezer's ass in a fight.

Coach Casey would kick Mike Buttholezer's ass in a fight.


Just waiting for Game 3, honestly.


GRIII in, it's a wrap.


This is an easy sweep without Blake.


Brook Lopez's lame ass always kills this team.

Pretty much sums it up.

Also, getting close to a "Click".

We got them right where we want them.

Lol this team is so bad without Blake.

There's a greek sex show playing on Fox Sports Detroit.

Andre's trash. No brainer ejection.

We got them right where we want them.

Bucks are playing checkers.

Still on the beat!

https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-pistons-blake-griffin-likely-to-miss-firstround-series-with-bucks-052928326.html


Summary:
Blake is out for the whole series. He’s also day-to-day and there’s a chance he might play in the series.

Can they keep it under 30 at least?

Holy shit, Pistons lead!

RJ playing pretty well

PLAYOFF EYES

Fucking hate Brook Lopez

The talent discrepancy is crazy. We're playing Glenn Robinson III.

Bucks are still trash, though.

Andre's an idiot.

DLN!

That was an enjoyable 2nd quarter.

Terry Mills looking like the late great Terry Foster.

Now I want BW3.

He did not say that.

RT

That was an enjoyable 2nd quarter.

I appreciate Thon's effort, but dude is sooo bad.

#StillbetterthanStanley, of course.

I wanna keep RTing you. You can post for me tonight.

This isn't an enjoyable third quarter.

God help us all when Giannis becomes a decent 3 pt shooter.

Bucks getting so many calls. Not surprising I guess.

Kill whitey.

We have a bunch of guys shooting outside their ranges.

I mean, it’s not as bad as Lopez chucking threes, but still.

I mean, they are clearly better. Every Pistons shot and pass is contested/tough, and the Bucks stroll down make two passes and get open looks. I don’t think it’s lack of effort, it almost just looks like the Pistons are completely gassed.

At least they aren't down 45, I guess?

I hate all things Wisconsin. No offense, UxKa.

Legit amazed whenever Bruce Brown makes a shot.

Yikes!

Andre's such a fucking bitch.

So much more talented.

Brook Lopez chucking Steph Curry range 3s. Fuck off.

I mean, they are clearly better. Every Pistons shot and pass is contested/tough, and the Bucks stroll down make two passes and get open looks. I don’t think it’s lack of effort, it almost just looks like the Pistons are completely gassed.

This is fair.

https://twitter.com/wolthuisluke/status/1118693877609828353?s=21

Who the fuck is Pat McConaughey or whatever the fuck his name is?

The Milwaukee Bucks are like

"We're pleased to announce that we've signed 1987-88 Michael Jordan to the vet minimum."

Fuck off!!!

If we just somehow win 1 game and end the playoff loss streak, I'll consider this a successful season.

Aaron Rodgers is dating Danica Patrick?

Sad that the not very well liked and weak Drunk Vinny abandoned this team. Many people are saying he’s finished here!

Sad that the not very well liked and weak Drunk Vinny abandoned this team. Many people are saying he’s finished here!
Thin ice.

Sad that the not very well liked and weak Drunk Vinny abandoned this team. Many people are saying he’s finished here!

You're not one of them, right?

No, *I’m* not saying that, but a lot of highly thought of experts are.

Aaron Rodgers is dating Danica Patrick?

Downgrade from Olivia Munn

Downgrade from Olivia Munn

Big time. Would still be an upgrade from my hand for me.

Will the game even sell out tonight?

SVG doing studio analysis. AWKWARD!

Time to spring the trap.

That starting lineup looks so much better with Dreamy Blake in it. <3

Blake OWNS The Greek GEEK.

Blake OWNS The Greek GEEK.

Lopez OWNS Drummond *

Lopez OWNS Drummond *

Brook is playing chess and Andre's playing checkers, man. Not even close.

The Greek Geek can't handle Blake. Blake's playing chess and Giannis is playing checkers out there, man. It ain't even close.

License to Ilyasova's going to drop 20+ on us. smh

Trash ass Lopez chucking up those Curry 3s again. Fuck this dude.

bruce brown is so useless on offense.

Andre Drummond is a bitch, straight up. Brook is murdering him.

This is a wrap

I ain't even complaining about the ref, they just have so much more depth and Drummond is getting killed by Brook fucking Lopez

Feeling sweepy.

How many loose balls have they beaten us to in this series?

The slice cheering for Zaza coming for Drummond.

The slice cheering for Zaza coming for Drummond.

BUT THE DOUBLE DOUBLES

Blake is the only Piston playing chess like the Bucks, man. The rest of the team's playing checkers.

Andre Drummond is a bitch, straight up. Brook is murdering him.

Thanks, Vinny.

The return of Drumbo went about as well as i expected. *sigh*

86’d in game 86

Get the fuck out of here with this stormtrooper bullshit.

24-12 fouls right now. Just watch, if the game gets out of hand they'll even it out to make the box score look right.

thank god it's about to be over

The talent difference between them and us is just... man.

2018-19 Pistons will go down as the worst third quarter team of all time

kind of glad it’s over, honestly

Now I can watch the other games for fun, and it frees up more nights to fall asleep drunk on the couch watching Netflix docs

AT LEAST DRUMMOND GOT A DOUBLE DOUBLE THOUGH

AT LEAST DRUMMOND GOT A DOUBLE DOUBLE THOUGH
Great point Z. I bet that TROLL Glan didn't even notice.

Looking forward to the draft, you guys.

Years since a playoff game victory now stands at 11! Eleven! Ah ha ha!

(Kings still have this team beat by two seasons.)

AT LEAST DRUMMOND GOT A DOUBLE DOUBLE THOUGH
He got a double-double in every playoff game.
That's gotta be worth $25 million/year, right?