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Timone
01-01-2019, 06:16 PM
New year, fresh start! Let's go, boys!

Playing the Bucks tonight because of course they are. 8 PM.

Glenn
01-01-2019, 10:30 PM
Might be time for the rest of the season thread

Glenn
01-02-2019, 06:24 AM
Really need Ish back ASAP, you guys.

Timone
01-02-2019, 11:01 AM
Really need Ish back ASAP, you guys.

Tell me about it. Calderon might as well be a Spur, he's so DONE.

(Didn't watch, I just assume Calderon sucked)

Uncle Mxy
01-02-2019, 04:47 PM
I did watch.
Calderon sucked but he mostly played garbage minutes after the game was lost.
Of course, arguably, the game was lost after the 1st quarter...

Timone
01-02-2019, 05:39 PM
Watching tonight, boys. Time to get this back on track.

@Mempiss, 8:00 on FS+ because the Red Wings are still a thing for some reason.

Glenn
01-02-2019, 10:05 PM
Well, well, well

Vinny
01-02-2019, 10:08 PM
MY Pistons.

Uncle Mxy
01-03-2019, 12:22 PM
The most exciting shit happened after the game was over. I bet Casspi krav maga'ed Temple.

https://www.complex.com/sports/2019/01/grizzlies-omri-casspi-garrett-temple-physical-altercation

Timone
01-04-2019, 06:32 AM
Back on track, boys!

Timone
01-05-2019, 07:30 PM
This is the start I like to see, boys!

Timone
01-05-2019, 07:43 PM
Wow Calderon hit a shot

Fuck you still, Jose.

Timone
01-05-2019, 07:52 PM
Fucking Ingles with his high school Math teacher looking ass.

Timone
01-05-2019, 09:26 PM
Fuck, this team sucks.

Glenn
01-05-2019, 09:47 PM
Chose/choosing HBO Elvis documentary over the game. Feeling pretty good about that.

Mr. Oobir
01-06-2019, 04:59 AM
Sometimes I feel bad that I can't watch many of these games working the night shift, but it's probably a net positive.

Timone
01-06-2019, 03:57 PM
Love the subreddit turning into a discussion about cars.

https://www.reddit.com/r/detroitpistons/new

Vinny
01-07-2019, 07:47 PM
Get andre the fuck out of there.

Uncle Mxy
01-07-2019, 09:07 PM
This is approaching 105-87 status -- and not in a good way.

Timone
01-07-2019, 09:22 PM
Get andre the fuck out of there.

Haven't watched any of it tonight, Vinny. Feels good.

Timone
01-10-2019, 10:27 PM
Why am I watching this, you guys?

Vinny
01-10-2019, 10:55 PM
REAL FAN

Timone
01-11-2019, 12:15 AM
REAL FAN

Unlike SOME people around here. I won't name names.

*COUGH*DADZIG*COUGH*

Glenn
01-11-2019, 09:16 PM
Guilty. Like a lot of hard working dad types, I’m up for work at 4:30 am, I ain’t watching no shitty basketball team until 1 am.

Timone
01-12-2019, 04:22 PM
lol @ Blake blowing off the Clippers owner

Timone
01-12-2019, 04:22 PM
lol @ Blake blowing off the Clippers owner

:nh:

Timone
01-12-2019, 04:23 PM
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1084197325373956097/video/1

Vinny
01-12-2019, 04:53 PM
Loving the Blake revenge tour!

Glenn
01-12-2019, 06:17 PM
The DADZIG reverse jinx works again!

Timone
01-12-2019, 10:44 PM
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1084197325373956097/video/1


I don’t understand players that get so hurt over being traded. It’s part of the job. The league is a business. The owners don’t cater to your needs.

So which NBA owner does that Twitter account belong to?

Timone
01-12-2019, 10:45 PM
Loving the Blake revenge tour!

I think the Pistons still gave up less points today than UM did in their last two games, combined. LOL!!

Timone
01-12-2019, 10:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLPeEgb1wfs

This may be the greatest performance I've ever seen from any athlete. Don't @ me.

Vinny
01-12-2019, 11:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLPeEgb1wfs

This may be the greatest performance I've ever seen from any athlete. Don't @ me.
Glan = PWNED

Timone
01-13-2019, 12:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqQMXLNiJwY

Beverley doesn't want that smoke.

Mr. Oobir
01-13-2019, 12:47 AM
So glad I never lost faith in my team.

Fool
01-13-2019, 08:57 PM
Love me some Blake and some Bullock. The rest of the team can suck a dick.

Timone
01-14-2019, 12:21 PM
Love me some Blake and some Bullock. The rest of the team can suck a dick.

This post must've been stabbed in the face, because it's THE TRUTH!

Timone
01-14-2019, 02:06 PM
Casey will be playing Chess and Snyder will be playing Checkers tonight.

Vinny
01-14-2019, 06:00 PM
Casey will be playing Chess and Snyder will be playing Checkers tonight.
How many dimensions?

Vinny
01-14-2019, 11:15 PM
How the fuck did that go in???? Blake. Mannnnn.

Timone
01-14-2019, 11:16 PM
How the fuck did that go in???? Blake. Mannnnn.

Ice water in his veins, Vinny.

Vinny
01-14-2019, 11:18 PM
FUCK "Donovan" Mitchell.

Timone
01-14-2019, 11:19 PM
Blake's going to tie it with a 6-point play here.

Timone
01-14-2019, 11:20 PM
That's the play :we: drew up? Fuck that

Timone
01-14-2019, 11:23 PM
Doesn't Joe Ingles have a high school math class to teach in the morning? Fucking douche

Timone
01-14-2019, 11:23 PM
Blake is trying so, so hard.

The refs are playing chess and the Pistons are playing checkers, man. Sad!

Vinny
01-14-2019, 11:24 PM
Lol at being down 7 with 23 seconds to play and wasting 14 seconds setting up a shot.

Vinny
01-14-2019, 11:25 PM
Lol at being down 7 with 23 seconds to play and wasting 14 seconds setting up a shot.




*@

Timone
01-14-2019, 11:27 PM
what a fucking mess. Blake is the only reason to watch this dumpster fire of a team.

Everyone else is playing Chess and this team is playing Checkers.

Uncle Mxy
01-15-2019, 11:37 AM
our calling a timeout with our being 6 points down with 1 second left was comic gold - sheesh

Timone
01-16-2019, 06:47 PM
Prediction for the game tonight against the Magic at 7:00: Blake plays Chess, the rest of the Pistons play Checkers.

Timone
01-16-2019, 06:54 PM
Kalin Lucas? Isn't that the one bukdow wanted to punch in the face?

Timone
01-16-2019, 06:56 PM
Kalin Lucas? Isn't that the one bukdow wanted to punch in the face?

Correction: He only KIND OF wanted to punch Kalin Lucas in the face.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?16389-I-kind-of-want-to-punch-Kalin-Lucas-in-the-face

Timone
01-16-2019, 06:58 PM
That NMSU team was a disgrace to college athletics. Nothing but a bunch of crack baby thugs. The coach is about as slimey as one can get. Worked under Calipari and Steve Fisher, that about says it all. Truly an embarrassment to the concept of student-athlete. Teams like that are better left out of the tournament regardless of their record.

Glenn
01-16-2019, 07:10 PM
^ QFT!

Uncle Mxy
01-17-2019, 04:54 PM
Prediction for the game tonight against the Magic at 7:00: Blake plays Chess, the rest of the Pistons play Checkers.
In other surprising news, water is wet.

Timone
01-18-2019, 07:12 PM
Wade's last game in Detroit, you guys.

BYE!

Timone
01-18-2019, 07:13 PM
Reggie B is such a badass.

Timone
01-18-2019, 07:35 PM
Wade's last game in Detroit, you guys.

BYE!

Wish it was Calderon's too

Timone
01-18-2019, 07:48 PM
We lost Ish again, you guys.

Timone
01-18-2019, 07:50 PM
LOVE Zaza hitting KELLY in the mouth.

Timone
01-18-2019, 07:52 PM
Langston is the worst player in the history of the game.

Timone
01-18-2019, 08:41 PM
Lol, Zaza is great.

Glenn
01-18-2019, 08:51 PM
NOT FUN TO WATCH

Glenn
01-18-2019, 09:35 PM
I LOVE THIS TEAM

Timone
01-19-2019, 06:10 PM
Can't wait to see how many people are(n't) in the stands tonight

Timone
01-19-2019, 07:13 PM
No Andre tonight BTW, concussed.

Timone
01-19-2019, 07:16 PM
Always liked Dave Yogurt or however his name's pronounced as a coach.

Timone
01-19-2019, 07:26 PM
Man. Love Blake.

Timone
01-19-2019, 07:50 PM
Luuuuuke is feeling it lately.

Timone
01-19-2019, 07:53 PM
Huh, I was wondering where Iman Shumpert was playing.

Okay not really, but still.

Timone
01-19-2019, 08:01 PM
Pistons are playing Chess and the Kings are playing Checkers, man, it's not even close.

Timone
01-19-2019, 08:42 PM
It's almost impressive how awful this team is in the third quarter.

Timone
01-19-2019, 08:43 PM
It's almost impressive how awful this team is in the third quarter.

It's like other teams come out playing Chess and the Pistons come out playing Checkers!

Timone
01-19-2019, 09:08 PM
Douchebagley III is pretty good

Timone
01-19-2019, 09:34 PM
Lol

Vinny
01-20-2019, 12:48 PM
3-d checkers .

Uncle Mxy
01-21-2019, 08:32 AM
Hield's shot was a checkers double-jump.

Timone
01-21-2019, 03:10 PM
If we lose the rest of the games, we may have a shot at Zion Williamson.

Glenn
01-21-2019, 03:40 PM
Would take Corliss Williamson right now. LMAO!!

Timone
01-21-2019, 03:45 PM
Ha!!

Remember when he threw the ball at Jermaine O'Neal?

Vinny
01-21-2019, 04:06 PM
Would take Corliss Williamson right now. LMAO!!

BOOM

Uncle Mxy
01-22-2019, 08:25 AM
Our star PG is a pile of human dog shit, whatever that means.

Timone
01-23-2019, 08:01 PM
Blake always looks so depressed when they show him entering the arena.

Timone
01-23-2019, 08:10 PM
"Pistons wearing their road blues for a change."

Goddamn right George.

Timone
01-23-2019, 09:53 PM
Calderon-Kennard-Galloway-Stanley-Leuer is about as bad as it gets. God damn we suck.

Timone
01-25-2019, 03:59 PM
Pistons taking their winning streak into The Big D tonight, fam!

Vinny
01-25-2019, 10:16 PM
Dre just got fucking posterized.






Man.

Vinny
01-25-2019, 10:50 PM
Dre just got fucking posterized.






Man.
And again.

Vinny
01-25-2019, 10:51 PM
I kind of want to light Tom Gores' car on fire at this point.

Vinny
01-25-2019, 10:52 PM
I kind of want to light Tom Gores' car on fire at this point.
Or at least egg and TP it.

Timone
01-25-2019, 10:55 PM
Blake throws down a dunk, guys on the bench acting like it put them up five with 41 secs left.

Man, hate this whole team except Blake.

Timone
01-25-2019, 10:56 PM
I kind of want to light Tom Gores' car on fire at this point.

Gores sucks so much, Vinny

Vinny
01-25-2019, 10:58 PM
Blake throws down a dunk, guys on the bench acting like dude just put the game away when they were still down 5 with :41 left.

Fuck this whole team except Blake!
Yeah dude but that dunk was fucking SICCCCCKKKKKK!



But agreed, that's the problem with this team.






BUT, what the fuck was Blake doing handing that ball off there at the end? He needed to walk it down the court and just fucking score. That's the only possible scenario that could have even remotely possibly led to a W. They lost as soon as he passed it off.

Timone
01-25-2019, 11:00 PM
Yeah dude but that dunk was fucking SICCCCCKKKKKK!



But agreed, that's the problem with this team.






BUT, what the fuck was Blake doing handing that ball off there at the end? He needed to walk it down the court and just fucking score. That's the only possible scenario that could have even remotely possibly led to a W. They lost as soon as he passed it off.

So bad.

Timone
01-26-2019, 10:11 PM
Blake about to punch Reggie like he's an equipment manager.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaniVVU2oAc

Vinny
01-29-2019, 08:58 PM
So fucking bad.

Glenn
01-29-2019, 09:42 PM
Team seems like a mess right now. Gores dropping hints to the media at halftime that everybody is available. Might be setting the table for an Andre deal?

Sure can’t fire the coach again.

Timone
01-30-2019, 01:01 AM
Tom Gores is a bitch and a clown.

At least they're done playing the Bucks this year.

Vinny
01-30-2019, 01:08 AM
Tom Gores is a bitch and a clown.

At least they're done playing the Bucks this year.
QFT

Timone
01-30-2019, 10:32 AM
This guy is such a tool.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nba/pistons/2019/01/29/pistons-gores-the-future-little-bit-now/2716834002/

Vinny
01-30-2019, 10:36 AM
This guy is such a tool.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nba/pistons/2019/01/29/pistons-gores-the-future-little-bit-now/2716834002/
https://i.ibb.co/B2rZPf7/ToolBox.jpg

Uncle Mxy
01-30-2019, 10:45 AM
Team seems like a mess right now. Gores dropping hints to the media at halftime that everybody is available. Might be setting the table for an Andre deal?

Sure can’t fire the coach again.
There were rumblings that we were interested in Marc Gasol, which presumably involves flipping Andre.

Still can't believe we started GR3.

Vinny
01-30-2019, 10:46 AM
The wings are so so so bad.

Uncle Mxy
01-30-2019, 10:48 AM
https://i.ibb.co/B2rZPf7/ToolBox.jpg

Epic face-tilt, and he should look like he's eating a shit sandwich since he's serving it.
Can we get a :gores: icon loaded?

Vinny
01-30-2019, 11:00 AM
Epic face-tilt, and he should look like he's eating a shit sandwich since he's serving it.
Can we get a :gores: icon loaded?
Glan, please add a new icon.

Vinny
01-30-2019, 11:00 AM
The wings are so so so bad.
To be clear I mean the SG and SF (and PG), not the get your red on boys.

Timone
01-30-2019, 11:31 AM
To be clear I mean the SG and SF (and PG), not the get your red on boys.

Well, the red on boys are also bad to be fair.

Timone
01-30-2019, 11:32 AM
There were rumblings that we were interested in Marc Gasol, which presumably involves flipping Andre.

Still can't believe we started GR3.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?18798-OGT-Rest-of-December&p=475190&viewfull=1#post475190

Man.

Tahoe
01-31-2019, 03:06 AM
TANK PLEASE!

Vinny
01-31-2019, 05:30 PM
TANK PLEASE!
https://i.ibb.co/B2rZPf7/ToolBox.jpg

Timone
01-31-2019, 06:04 PM
https://i.ibb.co/B2rZPf7/ToolBox.jpg

Remember when he ran out onto the court after Josh Smith hit a game winner in preseason?


Fucking clown

Timone
01-31-2019, 06:46 PM
*with tears in my eyes* Who's up for some Pistons basketball this evening, fam?

Vinny
01-31-2019, 08:08 PM
We're really going to lose to that starting lineup aren't we?

Timone
01-31-2019, 08:37 PM
We're really going to lose to that starting lineup aren't we?

Yup.

LOL @ getting owned by DEVIN HARRIS

Timone
01-31-2019, 09:16 PM
Love Blake but he ain't playing great in this quarter. Reggie J and Andre are carrying the team.

Timone
01-31-2019, 09:24 PM
Uh George, you know the Mavs could still tie it with a 4 point play right?

Timone
01-31-2019, 09:24 PM
Uh George, you know the Mavs could still tie it with a 4 point play right?

SCHOOL IS INDEED OUT!

Still should tank.

Vinny
01-31-2019, 10:26 PM
https://twitter.com/mikea71/status/1091162886825799681


https://i.ibb.co/B2rZPf7/ToolBox.jpg

Timone
02-01-2019, 03:16 PM
https://twitter.com/mikea71/status/1091162886825799681


https://i.ibb.co/B2rZPf7/ToolBox.jpg

CLOWN

Uncle Mxy
02-02-2019, 07:11 AM
I was watching this on a distant TV at the bar and, apart from Dirk, I didn't recognize anyone from the Mavs.
I pulled up the boxscore on my phone and uttered WTF, then read the news of the trade.

Timone
02-02-2019, 06:01 PM
Miss u Tobias

Glenn
02-02-2019, 06:31 PM
love this team

Timone
02-02-2019, 07:16 PM
TIED LOL

And I'm not surprised, at all.

Timone
02-02-2019, 07:23 PM
Where's Gores' dumb ass? Probably thinking, "Just one trade away."

Timone
02-02-2019, 07:29 PM
lol, so done with this team

Timone
02-02-2019, 07:37 PM
No one in the crowd is stunned, George. This team is garbage.

Timone
02-02-2019, 07:49 PM
I'm surprised it wasn't Reggie Jackson pouring stuff on Lou Williams during his interview

Mr. Oobir
02-02-2019, 09:23 PM
Don't even care about the nature of the loss, it's just another one to throw on the pile.

Uncle Mxy
02-04-2019, 09:10 PM
Should there be a February OGT?

This Nuggets game is unreal.

Timone
02-06-2019, 12:49 AM
Feb game thread or Rest of the season?

I'll let you, THE FANS, decide!