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Timone
08-30-2018, 02:00 PM
All game discussion will go here. Enjoy!

Glenn
08-31-2018, 06:30 AM
WHO MADE YOU A MOD?

Timone
08-31-2018, 10:07 AM
You wanna take this to THE TERRORDOME?

Glenn
08-31-2018, 01:26 PM
YEAH, DIDN'T THINK SO!

Timone
09-06-2018, 03:31 PM
Happy start of the NFL season, you guys.

Vinny
09-06-2018, 04:01 PM
Happy start of the NFL season, you guys.
So HYPE

Timone
09-06-2018, 04:59 PM
So HYPE

Our boys' quest for the repeat begins tonight, Vinny!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SosmpnWET4

Vinny
09-06-2018, 05:00 PM
I've watched Invincible like 15 times this week so far.

Timone
09-06-2018, 09:19 PM
Can't believe Darren Sproles is still playing...

Timone
09-06-2018, 10:18 PM
This game is brutal. Feels preseason-y.

Timone
09-06-2018, 10:49 PM
This guy outplayed Tom Brady in the Super Bowl.

Vinny
09-06-2018, 11:46 PM
This game is brutal. Feels preseason-y.
Feeling Lossy......FOR THE FANS!!!


LOL!

Vinny
09-07-2018, 12:25 AM
Our boys' quest for the repeat begins tonight, Vinny!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SosmpnWET4
WE DID IT Z!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timone
09-07-2018, 11:49 AM
1 down, 18 more to go!

DrRay11
09-07-2018, 12:54 PM
Matt Ryan looked kinda washed

Timone
09-07-2018, 01:28 PM
Matt Ryan looked kinda washed

Throwin' ducks for most of the night, DrRay11.

Timone
09-09-2018, 02:37 PM
Want to wash Michael Crabtree's car so badly!!!

Timone
09-09-2018, 03:08 PM
Peterman may be the worst QB I've ever seen, and I've watched a lot of Matt Stafford!!

Timone
09-09-2018, 03:17 PM
Would be surprised if the Buffalo Williams win more than 1 game.

Timone
09-09-2018, 03:33 PM
The Buccs are NOT the Succs, bubba!!

Timone
09-09-2018, 03:45 PM
J.J. Watt should change his name to J.J. Dunk Contest, because he's back. Ha!!!!

Timone
09-09-2018, 04:07 PM
Bob Kraft is a little bitch.

Timone
09-09-2018, 04:34 PM
Man, Joe Buck has a huge forehead.

Timone
09-09-2018, 06:40 PM
"Last Man Standing followed by The Cool Kids"

Oh dear GOD

Timone
09-09-2018, 09:40 PM
Uh... Khalil Mack is going to be a problem for this division.

Vinny
09-10-2018, 01:22 PM
Stafford....Williams.....Dunk Contest....Buck....Mack....

You were on fire Z!

Glenn
09-10-2018, 07:19 PM
Almost felt like I watched some games this weekend!

Timone
09-13-2018, 09:05 PM
God I can't wait until John "41-40 without Ray Lewis and Ed Reed" Harbaugh gets canned.

Timone
09-13-2018, 09:14 PM
LOL @ getting owned AGAIN by Andy Dalton. Fire everyone and change the name of the city to Daltimore. Idiots.

Timone
09-13-2018, 09:15 PM
God I can't wait until John "41-40 without Ray Lewis and Ed Reed" Harbaugh gets canned.

41-41*

Because this game is already OVER.

Timone
09-13-2018, 09:20 PM
Gonna have Flacco drop back and throw 55 more times trying to play catch up. Recipe for success. God damn this team sucks.

BUT THEY LOOKED SO GREAT AGAINST THE BILLS!

Timone
09-13-2018, 09:22 PM
Wow how the fuck did Flacco fit that in there?

Timone
09-13-2018, 09:23 PM
Big Jessie Bates fan. He's a master at the safety position.

Timone
09-13-2018, 09:42 PM
Lol giving up 4 first half TD passes to Andy Dalton. Get fucked, Ratbirds.

CLICK

Timone
09-13-2018, 10:38 PM
If I were gay and on a dating site, my username would be twinkmartindale.

Vinny
09-14-2018, 01:05 AM
Ravens were a contender for becoming MY team this year.


So happy I still have my Chiefs!

Timone
09-16-2018, 04:56 PM
Wow, Cole of the Jags.

Timone
09-16-2018, 04:59 PM
Wow, Cole of the Jags.

JUST GONNA LEAVE THIS HERE

https://twitter.com/OllieConnolly/status/1041430969377533954

Timone
09-16-2018, 11:03 PM
Life's too short and precious to watch another Giants vs. Cowboys game on SNF, you guys.

Timone
09-20-2018, 09:52 PM
BAKER

Timone
09-23-2018, 03:08 PM
LOVE Mark MANdrews

Timone
09-23-2018, 03:08 PM
Mark Manjuice

Timone
09-23-2018, 04:16 PM
Rooting for a tie between ATL and NO

Timone
09-30-2018, 04:51 PM
They need to do away with the ties already, so stupid watching teams play for a tie with 1:50 left in OT.

Timone
09-30-2018, 09:47 PM
Should be, at the very least, 21-14 right now. Thanks Alex Collins, you twat.

Timone
09-30-2018, 09:48 PM
Should be, at the very least, 21-14 right now. Thanks Alex Collins, you twat.

Just another one year wonder at THE RUNNING BACK POSITION for the 'vens. #smh

Timone
09-30-2018, 11:17 PM
Yeah boys!!!

Glenn
10-07-2018, 02:14 PM
:we:’re looking pretty good today vs THE PACK

Vinny
10-07-2018, 02:23 PM
LONG LIVE LION!

Timone
10-07-2018, 04:40 PM
I'm so gay for Golladay, you guys.

Vinny
10-08-2018, 02:44 AM
I'm so gay for Golladay, you guys.
NTTAWWT.


(also me too.)

Timone
10-09-2018, 06:11 PM
CALVIN WHO?

Timone
10-11-2018, 10:46 PM
lol, the Giants are a fucking mess.

Timone
10-14-2018, 02:54 PM
Wish they'd stop giving me boring ass Cowboys games.

Glenn
10-14-2018, 03:17 PM
Burfict is such a FUGAZI. Dude pops back and forth between looking like he's about to die and looking totally fine.

Timone
10-14-2018, 04:08 PM
Thank you, Steelers. Not that it matters though, because the 'vens will just shit the bed again today against the Titans.

Timone
10-21-2018, 10:19 AM
MORE Cowboys bullshit.. God, fuck off.

Timone
10-21-2018, 07:10 PM
Tucker picked a hell of a time to miss his first XP.

Should've gone for 2 anyway.

Timone
10-28-2018, 12:59 PM
Get to listen to Bruce Arians. FML. Maybe I'll just mute that game and watch it while listening to the Lions.

Timone
11-04-2018, 02:56 PM
God damn I hope John Harbaugh gets fired during the bye week.

Timone
11-05-2018, 10:18 AM
Current SB pick: Saints over Pats

READ IT HERE FIRST!

Timone
12-09-2018, 04:03 PM
I fucking hate the Chiefs

Timone
12-09-2018, 04:05 PM
HE MISSED IT!!!

Timone
12-09-2018, 04:14 PM
Fucking Tyreek SHILL

Glenn
12-09-2018, 04:58 PM
Most delicious Pats loss ever

Timone
12-14-2018, 04:08 PM
Current SB pick: Saints over Pats

READ IT HERE FIRST!

You just don't bet against TOM TERRIFIC and BILL BRILLIANT, but really liking the Chargers right now, you guys.

DrRay11
12-18-2018, 03:31 PM
Yeah that philip rivers has been going angry dad mode fo sho

Timone
12-23-2018, 07:47 AM
GEAUX SAINTS!

Glenn
12-23-2018, 09:05 AM
Let me guess, “YOUR” Saints? smh

Vinny
12-23-2018, 11:05 AM
Let me guess, “YOUR” Saints? smh
OUR Saints.

Timone
12-23-2018, 04:56 PM
What the fuck was that call?


GEAUX SAINTS!

Timone
12-23-2018, 07:47 PM
Thanks Saints and refs!

Too bad the 'vens will probably lose to the Browns next week.

Timone
12-30-2018, 07:31 PM
Thanks Saints and refs!

Too bad the 'vens will probably lose to the Browns next week.

Gotta love that John Harbaugh contract extension, though.

Timone
12-30-2018, 07:37 PM
4th and 10

Baker will probably throw a TD here.

Timone
12-30-2018, 07:38 PM
WELL, SHIT!

MAYBE THIS DEFENSE IS GOOD!

Timone
12-30-2018, 07:40 PM
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING IN MY EYES

Timone
12-30-2018, 07:41 PM
Baker's a special player, though. Kid's going to be a nightmare for years to come.

HE'S AN EVEN MORE SPECIAL PERSON

Timone
01-05-2019, 05:51 PM
This performance by the Texans...

George H.W. Bush is somewhere sitting back... and not smiling.

Timone
01-06-2019, 12:22 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if the Chargers win, BUT I'VE GOT MY LAMAR JACKSON JERSEY ON AND I'M READY TO ROCK!

Timone
01-06-2019, 01:18 PM
Kid needs to stop fucking fumbling

Timone
01-06-2019, 02:08 PM
Jesus, try throwing it on 1st down for a change.

Timone
01-06-2019, 02:49 PM
Welp, this is the 15-6 Colts playoffs game all over again.

Timone
01-06-2019, 02:57 PM
My fucking god this play calling is so shitty

Timone
01-06-2019, 03:04 PM
NOW PUT FLACCO IN

Vinny
01-06-2019, 03:06 PM
NOW PUT FLACCO IN

Timone
01-06-2019, 03:31 PM
Harbaugh and Morninwhig should be fired immediately after the game.

HIRE ADAM GASE

Timone
01-06-2019, 03:33 PM
Saints-Chargers SB prediction looking good

Timone
01-06-2019, 03:42 PM
Man, this defense deserved so much better.

Glenn
01-06-2019, 03:48 PM
Think it was pretty obvious Ravens didn't belong in the playoffs. They can thank Mike Tomlin.

Timone
01-06-2019, 03:49 PM
Lol, Jimmy Smith going around talking shit to fans. STFU, you fucking blew all season.

Timone
01-06-2019, 03:49 PM
Think it was pretty obvious Ravens didn't belong in the playoffs. They can thank Mike Tomlin.


TROLL

Timone
01-06-2019, 03:58 PM
Blocked punt there would've been sweet.

But alas

Timone
01-06-2019, 04:03 PM
Huh....

Timone
01-06-2019, 04:06 PM
That's a TD

Timone
01-06-2019, 04:10 PM
They say there are no moral victories, but fuck it, this is a moral victory.

Timone
01-06-2019, 04:21 PM
Lol of course he fucking fumbled.

Work on that shit, dude.

Timone
01-06-2019, 04:28 PM
Can't wait to watch two BIG BOY head coaches in this Eagles-Bears game.

Timone
01-06-2019, 07:37 PM
My man Golden Tate!

Timone
01-13-2019, 01:53 PM
If they could just stop showing Bob Kraft's bitch ass, that'd be great.

Timone
01-13-2019, 02:31 PM
No longer feeling good about my Chargers-Saints SB pick.

My original Patriots-Saints pick is looking good though!!

Glenn
01-13-2019, 03:46 PM
No longer feeling good about my Chargers-Saints SB pick.

My original Patriots-Saints pick is looking good though!!

I remember agreeing with you!

Timone
01-20-2019, 02:38 PM
Terry Bradshaw's mic hand keeps shaking. Kinda concerning.

Vinny
01-20-2019, 02:53 PM
Terry Bradshaw's mic hand keeps shaking. Kinda concerning.
He's basically a caricature of a homeless drunk man at this point.

Timone
01-20-2019, 02:59 PM
He's basically a caricature of a homeless drunk man at this point.


“All great empires die from within. We can't talk about Jesus. We can't mention that anymore. So we say ‘I'm religious’ - because if we say Jesus, you automatically are pigeon holed and kicked off the desk.”

“You can't talk about it,” Bradshaw continued. “The two vice presidential guys are going at it and they are both saying what? ‘We're religious’. What does that mean – you’re religious? Everybody is religious.”

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/304/old.jpg

Timone
01-20-2019, 03:01 PM
Love the guy's mic drop at the end of the anthum !! Makes me want to go build the wall myself ,, wow !!

Vinny
01-20-2019, 03:04 PM
Love the guy's mic drop at the end of the anthum !! Makes me want to go build the wall myself ,, wow !!
I wasn't paying attention, was it Buffet that dropped it?

Timone
01-20-2019, 03:06 PM
I wasn't paying attention, was it Buffet that dropped it?

Sure was!

Timone
01-20-2019, 03:07 PM
https://twitter.com/CGProgram/status/1087078910490099713

Timone
01-20-2019, 03:22 PM
Jared Goff vs. Drew Brees

It's like playing Checkers against a team that's playing Chess.

Timone
01-20-2019, 03:37 PM
Still the greatest thing Troy Aikman's ever done:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GbSxNyWbdc

Timone
01-20-2019, 05:13 PM
TD Rams ,, wow!! We got ourselfs a game here folk's

Timone
01-20-2019, 05:19 PM
Not a fan of Taysom SHILL

Timone
01-20-2019, 05:24 PM
Should of been a flag on the Rams!! These refs must be Los Angeles liberals ,, wow!!

Timone
01-20-2019, 05:59 PM
Should of been a flag on the Rams!! These refs must be Los Angeles liberals ,, wow!!

Timone
01-20-2019, 05:59 PM
I hope this goes to OT

Timone
01-20-2019, 06:33 PM
The beginning of this AFC Championship montage made it seem like it was going to be one of those "right to life" ads.

Timone
01-20-2019, 06:34 PM
I wonder if Uxka ever got a Tony Romo CBS jersey?

Timone
01-20-2019, 07:51 PM
A SB without the Pats would've been so sweet.

Timone
01-20-2019, 07:52 PM
A SB without the Pats would've been so sweet.

Unequivocally the sweetest, even.

Timone
01-20-2019, 09:58 PM
Fully expecting KC's kicker to Cundiff this.

Timone
01-20-2019, 10:14 PM
Sigh

No chance the Rams beat the Pats.

Glenn
01-21-2019, 07:15 AM
Unequivocally the sweetest, even.

puke emoji

Timone
02-03-2019, 06:32 PM
Pats in a blowout.

The Saints would've beaten them. smh

Timone
02-03-2019, 07:16 PM
Pats are playing the Chess Bowl and the Rams are playing the Checkers Bowl, man. It ain't even close.

Timone
02-03-2019, 07:42 PM
This game is terrible

Timone
02-03-2019, 09:15 PM
Rams punter is the MVP right now, that's how shitty this game is

Timone
02-03-2019, 09:25 PM
Throw the ball away Goff, you dumbass.

Timone
02-03-2019, 09:49 PM
Pats are playing the Chess Bowl and the Rams are playing the Checkers Bowl, man. It ain't even close.

Not even close, man. Bill B was playing Chess and McVay was playing Checkers all game.

Vinny
02-04-2019, 12:59 PM
Rams punter is the MVP right now, that's how shitty this game is
I had $20 on Edelman at 25-1.

Timone
02-06-2019, 12:52 AM
Unequivocally the sixthest