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Vinny
03-29-2018, 01:53 PM
Postponed due to lack of interest.

Timone
03-29-2018, 02:27 PM
I completely forgot about this, lol

Timone
03-29-2018, 02:30 PM
Is a 72-90 prediction a little too generous?

Vinny
03-29-2018, 03:21 PM
Is a 72-90 prediction a little too generous?
Yeah, I think Vegas had 68 wins....I see 60.

Glenn
03-29-2018, 05:02 PM
:emo kid:

Vinny
03-30-2018, 05:34 PM
Please update my prediction to 162-0.

Vinny
03-30-2018, 05:36 PM
Please update my prediction to 162-0.
Back to 60 wins.

Vinny
03-30-2018, 05:37 PM
What a fucking crock.

Mr. Oobir
03-30-2018, 05:38 PM
That's some bullshit.

Timone
04-02-2018, 02:21 PM
2006 Liriano is BACK!

Timone
04-02-2018, 02:27 PM
*Camera shows two little black kids in the crowd*

Impemba: "Plenty of hot chocolate being consumed today."

Timone
04-02-2018, 02:34 PM
So everyone agrees that Candelario's nickname is Candy, right?

Timone
04-02-2018, 02:39 PM
We STILL have Victor? I thought the dude retired.

Timone
04-02-2018, 02:40 PM
So glad we STILL have Victor, you guys!

Vinny
04-02-2018, 03:53 PM
LOVE The Cisco Kid.

Timone
04-02-2018, 04:04 PM
Just 1 win out of MANY this season.

Vinny
04-02-2018, 05:03 PM
Just 1 win out of MANY this season.
Yup. Hopefully at least 10 or even 20 wins to come! Going to be special!

Glenn
04-02-2018, 08:11 PM
Hurry and get the boat out!

Timone
04-04-2018, 03:50 PM
Postponed again, lol

Timone
04-09-2018, 04:36 AM
.500, boys!

MANY MORE WINS TO COME

Glenn
04-09-2018, 08:45 AM
40 really is "many" if you think about it

Vinny
04-09-2018, 07:11 PM
Cisco Kid is doing it again!

Vinny
04-09-2018, 07:25 PM
Cisco Kid is doing it again!
Mods please delete.

Glenn
04-11-2018, 08:04 PM
Hate these goons from Cleveland. So unfair.

Timone
04-12-2018, 05:33 PM
BUT AT LEAST ZIMMERMANN WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE HIS NEXT START!!

Vinny
04-18-2018, 03:57 PM
Another HUGE dramatic W for MY Tigers! Starting to come together boys!

Glenn
04-18-2018, 04:20 PM
6 & 9!!!

Timone
04-18-2018, 05:22 PM
Another HUGE dramatic W for MY Tigers! Starting to come together boys!

Watching this team grow together has been a real treat, Vinny!

Vinny
04-18-2018, 06:15 PM
Congrats on the new job as Tigers social media intern Z! How come you didn't tell us???

https://s9.postimg.cc/3w9os06an/Mashado.jpg

Timone
04-18-2018, 11:16 PM
Ha! I was so proud of that one.

Vinny
04-19-2018, 04:34 PM
http://www.wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

Timone
04-19-2018, 04:58 PM
HOW SWEEP IT IS!

Timone
04-20-2018, 02:35 PM
The Tigers don't deserve to win anything until they take Gibby out of the booth

Vinny
04-20-2018, 03:11 PM
The Tigers don't deserve to win anything until they take Gibby out of the booth
Uncle Gibby has grown on me but he is by no means good. Rod has grown on me too.

Glenn
04-20-2018, 03:59 PM
LOVE THIS TEAM

Vinny
04-20-2018, 09:31 PM
Clown show in the ninth.

Timone
04-21-2018, 05:49 PM
At least 40 more Ws to look forward to, fam!

Timone
04-22-2018, 04:49 AM
How's Gardy been doing so far this year btw?

Timone
04-22-2018, 01:04 PM
cisco kid on the mound today!

Timone
04-22-2018, 01:18 PM
Typical classless Royals pitcher. No one hits Leonys and gets away with it.

Timone
04-22-2018, 01:22 PM
Candy!!

Vinny
04-22-2018, 01:24 PM
LOVE Cisco Kid.

LOVE Jeimer.

Timone
04-22-2018, 01:28 PM
LOVE Cisco Kid.

LOVE Jeimer.

LOVE this whole team, Vinny.

Vinny
04-22-2018, 01:55 PM
LOVE this whole team, Vinny.
We're SO CLOSE mibuzzboard! If we could just pick up a few pieces we'd be legit World Series favorites. Maybe a couple power bats for the outfield, a frontline starter, and an All star 2nd baseman....maybe a power lefty for the bullpen and a veteran backup catcher who gets on base too....

Timone
04-22-2018, 02:07 PM
We're SO CLOSE mibuzzboard! If we could just pick up a few pieces we'd be legit World Series favorites. Maybe a couple power bats for the outfield, a frontline starter, and an All star 2nd baseman....maybe a power lefty for the bullpen and a veteran backup catcher who gets on base too....

Man, so close!!!

Glenn
04-22-2018, 02:56 PM
That’s what the trade deadline is for.

TRUST IN AL AVILA

Glenn
04-22-2018, 02:57 PM
GONNA DO IT FOR MISTER I

Timone
04-22-2018, 03:12 PM
GUM TIME, BOYS!!

Timone
04-22-2018, 03:24 PM
HATE "Whitt Merrifield"

Timone
04-22-2018, 03:33 PM
And Fuck Barmer. Idiot.

Timone
04-27-2018, 10:14 PM
Starting to think this team may not be very good.

Glenn
04-28-2018, 08:36 AM
“This Tigers team”

Timone
05-02-2018, 05:38 PM
Back to our winning ways, boys!!

Timone
05-13-2018, 05:01 PM
Another walk off, boys!! Going to be a magical summer.

Vinny
05-14-2018, 08:26 PM
NI-KO! NI-KO! NI-KO!

Vinny
05-14-2018, 09:59 PM
NI-KO! NI-KO! NI-KO!
DEJA VU!

Timone
05-14-2018, 10:59 PM
Another one in the W column, boys!

Reminding me of 2006!

Timone
05-15-2018, 10:48 PM
THEY DID IT AGAIN, BOYS!

Vinny
05-16-2018, 12:57 AM
THEY DID IT AGAIN, BOYS!
This ragtag bunch of never-will-be's is pretty likable. I'm angry to think about what we could have done with a real manager like Gardenhire instead of Ausmus the last few years.

Timone
05-16-2018, 08:11 AM
LOVE Gardy.

And man, this division sucks. Only 1 game out of 1st.

Timone
05-16-2018, 03:29 PM
Not our day today, boys.

Vinny
05-16-2018, 05:33 PM
Not our day today, boys.
HATE those no-good cheating Injuns.

Timone
05-16-2018, 09:06 PM
Racist ass team. Such bullcrap.

Timone
05-18-2018, 02:16 AM
Boys!!!!

Vinny
05-18-2018, 10:46 AM
Boys!!!!
SO PROUD

Timone
05-18-2018, 01:28 PM
https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2017/10/20/images/mlbf_1864686583_th_45.jpg

I would run through a wall for this man, Vinny.

Vinny
05-18-2018, 10:23 PM
https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2017/10/20/images/mlbf_1864686583_th_45.jpg

I would run through a wall for this man, Vinny.
How could you not?

Was that Victor Martinez or Rickey Henderson flying around the bases right there??

Vinny
05-18-2018, 11:25 PM
I can't even imagine...if we hadn't given Miggy and Victor those silly extensions...we'd still have JV and JD and Justin on the team. With Gardy managing we'd be legit contenders.

Vinny
05-18-2018, 11:47 PM
I can't even imagine...if we hadn't given Miggy and Victor those silly extensions...we'd still have JV and JD and Justin on the team. With Gardy managing we'd be legit contenders.
That's not even acknowledging the 3 World Series titles we would have won with him.

Vinny
05-18-2018, 11:54 PM
Leony Martin is clearly juicing. I love it.

Vinny
05-18-2018, 11:57 PM
Let's go Mike. Finish these bitches off.

Vinny
05-19-2018, 12:09 AM
I fucking hate Gamel.

Vinny
05-19-2018, 12:29 AM
Unbelievable. The umps just hate Detroit, that's the only explanation here.

Timone
05-19-2018, 05:32 AM
Unbelievable. The umps just hate Detroit, that's the only explanation here.

Absolutely. I don't hold this one against the boys.

Timone
05-20-2018, 06:52 AM
The ELITES were at it again I see.

Timone
05-20-2018, 06:40 PM
*bows down to the Cisco kid*

Timone
05-21-2018, 11:02 AM
Damn these elites. We need to drain the swamp.

Vinny
05-21-2018, 03:00 PM
Damn these elites. We need to drain the swamp.
Such bullcrap.

Vinny
05-28-2018, 02:17 PM
Atta way Jimmy Mac!

Timone
05-28-2018, 02:29 PM
What'd we do to deserve Matt Shepard?

Timone
05-28-2018, 02:47 PM
Matt Shepard always sounds like he'd rather be anywhere else when he's calling these games.

Vinny
05-28-2018, 03:02 PM
What'd we do to deserve Matt Shepard?
I blame Glan.

Timone
05-28-2018, 03:13 PM
Shep needs to go do golf or some other sport I won't watch and LEAVE ME ALONE.

Timone
05-28-2018, 03:15 PM
I wonder how Glan feels about Mario naming one of his sons Brett

Timone
05-28-2018, 03:29 PM
What the hell kind of a name is "Stumpf"?

Timone
05-28-2018, 03:31 PM
Matt Shepard should apologize for his broadcasting and not someone's "salty language"

Timone
05-28-2018, 03:31 PM
LOVE the name Buck Farmer, though. Reminds me of an old school wrestling jobber.

Vinny
05-28-2018, 04:12 PM
Matt Shepard should apologize for his broadcasting and not someone's "salty language"
Right there's like the 3rd time he's announced a ball as gone that ends up 20 feet short.

Vinny
05-28-2018, 04:15 PM
MY Tigers.

Timone
05-28-2018, 04:45 PM
Gardy has such a soothing voice

Timone
05-28-2018, 04:48 PM
MOST MEMORIAL DAY WINS IN AL HISTORY!!

No team in the AL loves THE TROOPS more than the Detroit Tigers.

Glenn
05-29-2018, 06:13 AM
BLESS YOU BOYS

Vinny
05-31-2018, 12:10 AM
The Rally Goose video is great, watch it 'till almost the end....

Timone
05-31-2018, 04:26 PM
Love RALLY GOOSE.

Love RONNY.

Timone
05-31-2018, 04:29 PM
Have not watched much baseball, but this team seems likable.

Timone
05-31-2018, 04:41 PM
We have an Australian guy?

Vinny
05-31-2018, 05:32 PM
We have an Australian guy?
Of course we do Mate!


So nice being in a REAL pennant race again.



HATE that clown Ausmus, cost us at least 3 World Series titles. Man.

Timone
05-31-2018, 06:24 PM
3? Would've won it every year if it weren't for him. Fucking clown Ausmus.

Glenn
05-31-2018, 09:38 PM
Thinking maybe Ausmus owes us something.

Vinny
06-01-2018, 09:22 PM
Nick was fucking posing there. Someone might get beaned.

Vinny
06-01-2018, 09:44 PM
Who dafuck is Artie Lewicki?

Timone
06-01-2018, 10:07 PM
Gotta love this team!

Vinny
06-02-2018, 04:19 PM
The Candyman can!

Vinny
06-02-2018, 06:14 PM
HATE ASSford.

Vinny
06-02-2018, 06:30 PM
Gosh dangit is right Gibby.

Vinny
06-02-2018, 06:35 PM
Gibby is fucking cracking me up today. Making goose-honks now when they show the rally goose.

Timone
06-02-2018, 07:19 PM
BLESS THESE BOYS!

Vinny
06-04-2018, 06:05 PM
The slimy umps have been at it again the last 2 days. So not fair.

Vinny
06-09-2018, 11:44 PM
I'm loving Jeimer man. Maaaannnnn.

Timone
06-10-2018, 03:04 AM
You've gotta love these boys, Vinny.

Timone
06-17-2018, 04:58 PM
Is it too soon to give Gardy Manager of the Year?

Vinny
06-17-2018, 05:27 PM
Is it too soon to give Gardy Manager of the Year?
Never too soon when it's a lock.

Vinny
06-17-2018, 05:28 PM
http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

Timone
06-17-2018, 07:19 PM
Sweeping the SUX never gets old.