Tonight, two of my favorite teams kick off week 1 in a potential AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PREVIEW. Can't wait!

Boo! Throwing virtual rotten fruit at you

Noodle arm Smith is so boring to watch.

Love Eric Berry.

This Kareem Hunt looks pretty good. Does his brother, Mike, play football?

The GOAT looks a little iffy.

And it's not like he hasn't had a clean pocket most of the night. Is father time catching up to TOM TERRIFIC?

Holy busted coverage, Batman!

My Chiefs are for real.

Sucks we lost Berry, but #nextmanup!

Great recap! Glad you watched so I didn't have to.

Alex Anzalone aka Alex Danzig

Is that fucking Pam Ward and Rex Ryan on commentary?

These MNF double headers suck.

Why is she doing play by play? I could see a second color-"guy" but pbp is too far.

Why is she doing play by play? I could see a second color-"guy" but pbp is too far.
IMO

LOL @ Denver

This would be an epic choke.

The LA Chargers are pathetic losers who are afraid of success. Sad!

Koo is poo.

I swear Bill O'Brien has to be the worst QB manager in history.

Boring ass game.

Boring ass game.

Why am I still watching? I should hang myself.

Jim Harbaugh will turn this Bengals team around next season.

Thank god that's over.

TJ Watt's brother murdered that poor fat guy.

Jim Harbaugh will turn this Bengals team around next season.
Seriously, how long has Marvin Lewis been a terrible coach for them?? 15 years?

Something like that, yep. He's the second longest tenured head coach in the NFL currently, even with that playoff record, IIRC.

I'm getting shitty Bears/Bucs instead of Steelers/Vikings. Fuck Chicago and the Bears fans!

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I'm getting Vikings vs. Steelers, not that I'll be watching it much.

Steelers are SO lucky that they get to avoid Bradford today.

Nevermind. Vikings are going to open up a CASE on 'em. Ha!

Oh shit, $cUM alum Jabrill Pepper$ back to receive the opening kick for the Browns.

LOL@Cowboys

Julio. So elite.

Fucking boring.

Yeah, this has been a pretty terrible week 2.

OBJ needs to get suspended at this point, guy's fucking crazy, going to cost someone a career.

Lions are for real, you guys.

Lions are for real, you guys.
QFT

Seriously, the Shitsburgh Feelers have their own thread but our Lions don't. Sounds like corruption.

Rams vs. 49ers

God help us all.

Great start by my Rams defense!! #fantasy

Man, Hoyer sucks.

Goof might turn out to be halfway decent QB.

Surprisingly fun game.

Thanks for watching!

Goof.

Ha!

"It's not like Fournette has a totally clean hole." - James Lofton

Romo is so much better than Simms.

A rivalry renewed.

What is up with this "weather delay" crap. None of this happened when I was a kid.

Adams is dead.

Jeremy Fowler
ESPN Staff Writer


A CBS replay shows Antonio Brown flipping a sideline Gatorade bucket out of frustration after Ben Roethlisberger missed a wide-open Brown downfield. Brown told OC Todd Haley to leave him alone after the coach tried to calm him down.

Slime?

Ravens are trash.

4 games in and I'm already ready for the season to be over.

I've never seen a team so decimated by injuries before, but Flacco needs to go. Guy is a bad QB at this point.

PATS LOSE!!!

Unequivocally!!!

Unequivocally!!!

Unequivocally the lossiest!

Khalil Mack is special.

What a boring day of football. thank god for the Pistons, fam.

College football yesterday was awesome though.

Holy shit, Mike Wallace.

lol, the LA Coliseum looks like such a shithole.

But Jared Goof doesn't know how to play the game, right? SMH

LOVE Kamara. #fantasy

LOVE Kamara. #fantasy

I have him in two leagues, and actually started him in both of them.

Don't scoff at Goff!

I have him in two leagues, and actually started him in both of them.

bukdow?

bukdow?

Yes!

After watching both Case Keenum and Jared Goff this season, former Los Angeles Rams head coach Jeff Fisher should never be allowed to coach NFL football again.

That's one of my favorite things ever.

Clowney is such a monster, jesus.

Lol, Koch throws a better ball than Flacco at this point.

Hopkins is like the most QB proof WR I've ever seen. You could put O'Kornkob in there and Hopkins would still find a way to get 100.

My Ravens. Probably the best I've seen FLUKEo look in a few years.

Bet the Bills are thrilled Taylor got hurt because they can play Peterman now.

Wonder why? SMH

Who gives a fuck about Eli's consecutive start streak?

NOT THIS GUY

Mike Wells
ESPN Staff Writer


Colts owner Jim Irsay, as he rode off in a golf cart, said he has no comment other than "obviously disappointing" when asked about how the season has gone

Bet he's gonna go drink a thousand beers, you guys

LOVE Kamara. #fantasy

A show with Colin Cowturd and Jason Whitlock sounds like a total nightmare. And i thought Skip/Stephen A. were bad.

I feel so fucking attacked by Ben MacAdoo's slicked back hair.

I feel so fucking attacked by Ben MacAdoo's slicked back hair.
Snowflake.

Snowflake.

I'm such a triggered cuck. I need a safe space!!!

I hate Tony Dungy. I wish a college team would be desperate enough to hire him.

I feel so fucking attacked by Ben MacAdoo's slicked back hair.

Fired

I like Brees/the Saints' strategy of just giving it to Kamura on every play. My fantasy teams are better for it.

Of course Kamura goes to the back to get checked for a concussion. I can never have nice things.

I hate Matt "28-3" Ryan.

LOVE Drew Brees!

How hasn't Hue Jackson been fired yet?

How hasn't Hue Jackson been fired yet?

1-28

GOFF VS. WENTZ

A RIVALRY RENEWED

GOFF VS. WENTZ

A RIVALRY RENEWED

Good game here, folks.

Don't think watching the Ravens offense is going to help me not feel any less sick #smh

Surprised dude didn't get flagged for pointing to the 50 on his jersey.

#NOFRIENDSLEAGUE

Love Danny Dickhead

I'm not watching Fallon, stop it NBC.

Maclin is trash, can see why the Chiefs got rid of him.

Lol, this defense is so mediocre when they aren't forcing turnovers. Can't wait to wake up and find out the Steelers won 41-7.

Brown is too good

What a garbage call. This defense is bad enough as it is.

How do you give up a TD to a Flacco deep ball? Is it 2011? Smh

Martavis Bryant will be out of the league entirely in a couple years.

About time they bring some fucking pressure

Boswell can burn in boshell

Cantady... is not having a good game.

Flacco looked like garbage then he threw a great TD. That’s all I have to say about that.

Holy shit, Collins. that was nice.

I can't believe how well they're running it tonight.

Damn, dude. Does Shazier make THIS much of a difference?

And of course I didn't start Collins.

Honestly man, there just isn't a QB who's more satisfying to watch get sacked than Big Ben. Brady is second, but he's a distant second.

Stating the obvious here, this “Killer B’s” stuff is fucking stupid. Especially since that’s grammatically incorrect, it’s “Killer Bs” or “Killer Bees”.

Vance is such a stupid name

Either Bryant just doesn't give a shit because he hates Pittsburgh so much or he's not a good player

They didn’t move the clock during the kick, duh

Well, it’s sudafed time

Here's a fun fact about Tony Dungy: He sucks.

Tony Dungy and Rodney Harrison think Nick Foles can lead the Eagles to the SB.

Serious Malice at the Palace vibes from the end of that Jags vs. Seahawks game.

They have no answers for VANCE MCDONALD

You can't stop Vance McDonald, you can only hope he drops it.

Joe Flacco's out there throwing downfield like it's 2011.

Wonder if JJ and TJ Watt's brothers are named DJ, PJ and CJ.

Should've gone for it you COWARDS.

Lol, Martavis Bryant is fucking awful. I don't know how that wasn't a safety. Fucking Ravens.

Calling it now: 90 yard TD pass to Vance McDonald.

Does this mean Bryant is no longer a KILLER B?

They got a good thing going right now. Can't wait for Flacco to throw a pick in Steelers territory and completely kill the momentum.

They got a good thing going right now. Can't wait for Flacco to throw a pick in Steelers territory and completely kill the momentum.

lmao, it almost happened

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT I DIDN'T START ALEX COLLINS IN ANY OF THE LEAGUES I HAVE HIM IN

Damn, these last like 20 minutes of football have been really beautiful.

Good no call on Brandon Carr. The refs are finally being fair and balanced!

Mike Wallace just made the best defensive play of anybody tonight

Not that it matters, since they called it on PIT

Yeah, I watched this team blow a 10 point lead in the 4th against Pittsburgh with the division on the line last year. I ain't getting hype.

The last two weeks is the best Flukeo has looked in a long time, though.

LOL

If I weren't a Ravens fan, I'd say CUT BRYANT ALREADY

It's never over against the KILLER B's. It's JUST GETTING STARTED.

Worst unsportsmanlike penalty I've ever seen, lol

Some shitty officiating tonight. Walt Coleman should retire.

Steelers are still gonna win this though.

"The escort service right there"

Should've thought about that one, Al.

Don't worry Steelers fans, Ravens will play some bullshit vanilla defense trying not to lose and they will

And they still have all three timeouts

GREAT JOB DEFENSE

lol, fucking garbage.

Boswell gonna hit that game winner.

Brandon Carr is the fucking worst. Worthless cunt.

This defense can eat shit.

Lol, did I fucking call it or what? Seen it so many times.

Eat shit, Maclin.

I can't wait until Harbaugh and his boys are all fired. Maybe John can go lose big games with his brother at UM. Dude sure was a great coach when he had Ray Lewis and Ed Reed, though!!!

I picked a bad night to be sick and drugged up, it seems.

Yesterday was my finest performance on here in ages.

THE GOAT TOM TERRIFIC LIVES FOR THESE MOMENTS

Great game, but as a Ravens fan I lose either way no matter who wins. #smh

LOL

LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j25oE299lnE

So good.

Nice. Too bad the Ravens couldn't block any of Vinatieri's field goals in the playoffs 11 years ago.

Weird seeing this o-line play so well.

This first half just won't end.

AdUMB Vinaterrible

Ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kAgm7ijBaM

AdUMB Vinaterrible

Ha!
B
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M
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Tyrod Taylor was determined to take the Bills to the playoffs and there wasn't a goddamn thing the Bills could do to stop him.

Mariota just threw a TD pass to himself

Mariota just threw a TD pass to himself

Masterbatouchdown

THE WORLD = SHOCKED

Going with the FAMS over the Failcons

This is like the bizarro playoffs.

Jaguars? Bills? Titans?

So I'm guessing this means Patriots will play the Titans and have a cake walk to the AFC title game. It just has to mean that, right?

So I'm guessing this means Patriots will play the Titans and have a cake walk to the AFC title game. It just has to mean that, right?

BUT TENSION BETWEEN BRADY, BELICHICK AND KRAFT!!!

Failcons.

Ha!

A Jags vs. Titans AFC Championship would be incredible.

Pretty sold on the Saints. Think they're gonna win the NFC.

Prob gonna be New England/New Orleans in SB

Prob gonna be New England/New Orleans in SB

HOPE I'M WRONG, THOUGH

Prob gonna be New England/New Orleans in SB

What I got, too

I like the Jags' D.

This is starting to remind me of that Ravens-Pats playoff game from 2010, where the Pats just got steamrolled.

Jaguar Nation is going nuts fam.

So proud of MY Vikings yg.

So proud of MY Vikings yg.
So proud of MY Saints yg.

So proud of MY Saints yg.

So proud of MY Vikings yg.

Never in doubt.

Almost seems impossible that Patriots don’t win it all now.

Argh.

Case Keenum vs. Nick Foles for a berth in the Super Bowl

Crazy

How do you top ‘Unequivocally the Sweetest'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJzpoj_NxqQ

How the hell?

MoTown sat back... and smiled.

People acting like a cut on Brady's hand is going to stop the Pats from winning 31-17 today.

People acting like a cut on Brady's hand is going to stop the Pats from winning 31-17 today.
Idiots.

I like the SWAGuars' style. Kind of a throwback. They like to hit hard.

Beginning to think the Pats may be in trouble here.

Know what really sucks about the Jags turning into a respectable franchise? No more jokes about them.

Woah, this Cole guy is good. He's like the Buycks of the NFL!

Guess Bortles doesn't want Eli Manning taking his job next season.

This game might be over at 5:30 at the pace its going.

"Shatley"

Khan looks like Stalin. Creepy.

Like this if you're old enough to remember when James Harrison played for the Steelers.

Play of the game right there

The GOAT is about to do it again!!!

#UnequivocallytheSixthest

Never in doubt.

Terry Bradshaw is awful

Can we start this goddamn game now?

Terry Bradshaw is awful


Can we start this goddamn game now?

Hate football

Hate football

Sorry to hear that.

Vinny and I love football. Our Pats are back in the big game!

Sorry to hear that.

Vinny and I love football. Our Pats are back in the big game!
Yup! Exciting times!

Have you no shame?

LOVE Hershel "Woody" Williams

Do not LOVE the Eagles or the Patriots.

Jefferey is a stud.

Belichick is getting outcoached badly right now.

Essentially a punt right there.

I love Doug Pederson's aggressiveness.

:gutsy:

That was a very enjoyable first half.

Stop showing Bradley Cooper. Holy shit.

That's like the fourth time Collinsworth has said "RPO"

In all my years watching football, I don't think I've ever heard it once before tonight.

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LOVE Phil Basser.

This feels just like the typical game that the Pats have no right winning but prob will.

Quintessentially, the sweetest.

Eagles D is gassed.

The GOAT is about to win #6

Schwartz needs to get out the iPod and play some Seger or Trixter to pump his guys up.

They're going to overturn this shit.

Fuck off NFL.

So Pats win by 2, great.

Sooo what made Jesse James' catch not a TD and that one a TD?

Fuck off NFL.

Eagles D picked a good time to get a stop.

Not going to say it’s over until tomorrow.

Watch Ajayi get it and fumble.

HOW IS BRADLEY COOPER FEELING?

Second best SB I've ever watched though, behind 47 of course.

AARON RODGERS WOULD'VE COMPLETED THAT HAIL MARY

Tony Dungy said the Eagles could get to the SB even with Nick Foles. Many mocked him.

#KEEPTHEFAITH

The game winning play essentially was made by A WOLVERINE on another WOLVERINE!

Goosebumps!

MY Eagles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SosmpnWET4

Peep my neck tat, guys! Just got it!

HEY, THEY SHOULD BRING BRADLEY COOPER OUT TO PRESENT THE TROPHY

Foles is about to get that MVP and go back to backing up at QB.

LeGarrette Blount now has 3 rings

SUCK IT, BARRY SANDERS

Isn't Berman supposed to be retired? Man fuck off already Boomer.

Torrey Smith: 2 rings

Randy Moss: 0

BOOM!

Brady legit looks like he just got done crying.

Pretty sure he's about to cry during this press conference, too.