SOMEBODY NAMED "CARL EDWARDS" IS GOING TO RETIRE TODAY.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW, WHEN NASCAR NEWS BREAKS, WE'LL BREAK IN HERE

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Dale Jr. is retiring, you guys.

Heard his Dad was on the radio

And the dash

https://twitter.com/TwitterMoments/status/1104175778290266112

Wake me up when they start making rights.