The Bulls have 17 assists already, 2nd qtr just started

Just turned it on, saw that it was 65-32.

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These Pistons are shitting all over themselves... no Bulls-hit needed.

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/18316178/detroit-pistons-coach-stan-van-gundy-rips-team-third-straight-loss

So my guess would be either Morris or Harris head to the bench, Luerererer to start? Don't think SVG has the guts to bench Reggie for Ish, given Reggie's contract and history of causing trouble. Might be too late on that front, though, from the sound of things.

I'm sure they are considering trying to find a taker for Reggie, but not going to get "fair" value for him now.

We haven't reached Mo Cheeks and Joe Dumars yet but it gave me some bad nightmares.

They need to do something to overcome the lazinessbut I also think anything drastic is a silly overreaction. We're still 2.5 games out of the 3 seed.

Leur was going to start but got in a car accident. Same starting 5.

Team is fucking trash. My heart hurts.

They were playing hard at least. When did Gasol turn into a Hall Of Famer??

Looer is NOT fucking trash.

We can't shoot.

Don't look now!

Gasol is just shitting all over us.

We can't shoot.

Gotta start putting the ball in the basket and stop them from putting it in the basket.

So bad

WE'RE TRYING

Call Gasol daddy, Andre.

Gasol is Dirk now.

Gasol is Dirk now.
He really is, wtf??

:(

Held them under 100!!!

It was better than the previous game. That's progress!

How is GSW only favored by 6.5?

They might win by 40

Have some faith Dadzig.

Pistons will win tonight.

Let's go Pistons, you guys.

Me and Tim will be in the front row cheering hard

While streaming Hulu, of course!

Heard my guy Draymond might not play, so let's say GSW by 22.

How is GSW only favored by 6.5?

Up to 9 now

Like watching the globetrotters v generals

Loooooooer is the man.

Looks like it's going to be a fun game at least.

Fucking trash ass McGee.

GREAT, BAYNES IS IN

Wow. Love Ish.

That first quarter was really FUN TO WATCH.

Went to take a shit, came back expecting the Warriors to be up double digits but we're up 2. LOVE THIS TEAM!

Did... did Andre just D up Steph Curry?

Lots of chucking out there, but if enough of them fall ...

Pachulia = Netflix

Drummond = HULU

So this is where the Warriors start to run away with it right?

McGee needs to go back to whatever hole the Warriors found him in.

It was fun while it lasted.

It'd be cool if they pulled this out

Heard my guy Draymond might not play, so let's say GSW by 22.
Win or lose, it's gonna be a looooooong time before Cool Guy Glan shows his face around here. LONG time.

Great effort tonight, but we're just better. Good game, Detriot fans!

Jesus fucking christ

MAN. It's just not fair. MAN.

When did Klay Thompson turn into an all time great shooter??

Wait...

MAN. It's just not fair. MAN.

Why do the Warriors get to have Durant, Curry, Thompson and Green and we don't? Very unfair!

Fucking cheating pothead Steve Kerr.

GAME NIGHT IN AMERICA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAfFfqiYLp0

Probably going to the hospital, HOPE I DON'T MISS ANY OF THE GAME.

Wouldn't be surprised if they lost to the Bucks. JUST KEEPING IT REAL.

HATE the fucks.

Five years from now, we're still going to be wondering how the fuck Jason Kidd is a head coach.

HOW THE FUCK IS JASON TERRY STILL PLAYING?!?!?!?!? HOW FUCKING OLD IS HE!!!!!

This team is sooo bad.

There's a coach over in East Lansing that is paying VERY close attention to this.

Interesting, I'd love to see how Dantonio would do in the NBA.

This is quickly turning into the end of the Joe Dumars era again. What a mess!

Can't shoot, can't win.

Lately they can't play defense either. They should have tanked hard during the last few Dumars years to get a couple top 3 picks. Shame we didn't do that.

Can't shoot, can't win.

Not saying this isn't true, but when the Bucks get 36 assists and have only 7 turnovers, I think it's more of a defense/effort problem.

Lately they can't play defense either. They should have tanked hard during the last few Dumars years to get a couple top 3 picks. Shame we didn't do that.

We really needed to go all out for that #8 seed, though.

Was interesting to see Kelser call out Delavadova for being dirty when he tried to knee Leueueuer in the balls last night. Blaha just sidestepped it, as usual.

I'm starting to develop a weird, irrational hatred of Antekuntpo.

4-9 since Reggie started... I wonder what the problem could be... hmmmm.........

Good EYES, Mxy.

Probably not watching this one.

Detroit...basketball...

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The only game the Pistons have won so far since the beginning of the shitstorm has been the one with the gamethread I started. Just sayin'.

4-10 since Reggie started... I wonder what the problem could be... hmmmm.........

Weird, feels like they've won like once since he's come back.

People generally don't trade good players for Kyle Singler. Just saying'

There's a game this evening IYGAS. 6:00, @Miami

Feeling lossy

Heat starting a bunch of scrubs, they have like 5 rotation guys out. If we lose this, might be full on revolt.

Heat starting a bunch of scrubs, they have like 5 rotation guys out. If we lose this, might be full on revolt.

Definitely would result in another PLAYERS ONLY MEETING.

BEAT THE NUMBER!!!

Who you got, Glan?

THE GUYS took all the good choices

Maybe we should do a WTF BEAT THE NUMBER for the rest of the season. Shouldn't be hard to keep our 5 picks straight.

Love that idea!

DOWN 11? REALLY?

Never in doubt.

I fucking hate Boban. So worthless.

LOVE Tobias.

HATE Tahoe's boy George.

HORSESHIT Call.

Fucking CHEATERS. Call it both ways!

I hate the Pacers so, so much. Feels like 2004 again. Except we don't have a good team.

HATE Tahoe's boy George.

Stupid idiot George needs to go chat with gay dudes he thinks are women online.

DLN!

Love the hustle, KCP!

Pistons 116 - Pacers 105 - 'Troopers 16

Team is garbage, fellas.

Let's bring Joe D and LB back, it would be more fun at least.

Pistons 116 - Pacers 105 - 'Troopers 16

It's 2017 and we still have refs in sports. It's such bullcrap, Vinny.

KCP, SJ, Harris and a couple of 1sts...nvm.

Giving up 43 pts in the fourth quarter is not good.

Giving up 43 pts in the fourth quarter is not good.

Only thing worse would be 46

Close call there. SVG looks like he's about to drop dead.

Close call there. SVG looks like he's about to drop dead.

Master of panic

That was a strange game.

Tonight's loss in Portland postponed because of weather.

The only way to win was not to play, judging by what happened to Michigan's other teams yesterday.

Game will be played tonight at 9. Something to watch after the playoff games at least.

Can't find on DTV, yet.

We're underway here in Portlandia. Loving my seats. Just tried texting Vinny to come find me and Mike, but he isn't responding. Dead?

Remember when the Pistons played at least some defense?

Marcus giving Lillard that work.

Ohhh!!! THE EYES!!!

Blazers will win on a 4 point play.

heh

That was cold blooded, KCP.

So proud!

We're underway here in Portlandia. Loving my seats. Just tried texting Vinny to come find me and Mike, but he isn't responding. Dead?
Man, sorry, was getting high with Shill.

Oh no. Might be time to consider rehab again.

What happened to Grant Long

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I'm sure you guys knew this but it looks like he got chased out of OKC because of gambling problems. I wonder if Mr. Long has been hitting the casinos up here too.

http://thunderousintentions.com/2014/08/07/grant-long-resigns-amid-financial-issues-6-year-run/

SHOCK THE WORLD!

I don't know why the Pistons match up so well with the Warriors, but I hope it continues through this game.

Damnit KCP.

We're gonna lose this game obviously but the Warriors just play terrible defense.

Reggie with those flips off the glass!

Barkley is just the worst. Stopped being amusing years ago.

I don't know why the Pistons match up so well with the Warriors, but I hope it continues through this game.

It was a nice thought, at least.

They totally pissed on us in the second half, you guys. They were more like the Golden Shower Warriors.

Imagine how empty it will be in the new arena next year. I haven't watched a game in a couple weeks.

The Pistons are 2 pt favorites tonite. Unbelievable.

Man, if (when?) they lose this one...

Pistons @ Fakers 6:30. Can't wait. So amped!

I see no way the Pistons win tonight. I'll be checking in after the football game.

Just a 6 point game!!

WHAT A SHOT!

DLN, it's a 4 point Pistons lead!

Stanley's jumper is so fucking bad.

line drive.

line drive.

Wrong sport, man.

True, but Avila might want to look at Marcus for his line drive capability.

^NVM Nice rainbow 3 .

WE WIN!

Never in doubt!

That win felt just as good as if I had watched it!

Was asleep by 10:30 last night. Those oddsmakers are something else with that prediction.

So ESPN dumped this game, eh?

So ESPN dumped this game, eh?

Wonder why?

LOL @ Kris Humphries still being in the league.

Another 6 games like tonight's and we may have to retire this thread.

Gonna be a looooong time before the Hawks show their faces again.

Lookin' forward to the game. Tipping off in about 10 minutes.


*realizes they're playing the Wizards*
https://media.tenor.co/images/68130b4ee46fd9041b64a3c55f4765aa/raw

WE'RE GETTING LOOOOOOER BACK!!!!!

Seeing my girl Kristen Keith always brightens my day.

http://pistonpowered.com/2017/01/20/detroit-pistons-truth-defensive-issues/

See guys, this has all been a fluke, we're fine!

I'm not watching, but have been peeking in on the score. Did we just blow like an 18 point lead?

Tuned in for the finish, WOW!!!!!!!!

Never

in

doubt!

Who cares about the game? Let's get those BEAT THE NUMBER results!!!

I missed the Beat the Number results. Who won?!

Thanks Oobir, I was predisposed.

*Oobs

BEAT THE NUMBER'S COMING UP!!!

Playing the Kings, btw.

WE'RE GETTING LOOOOOOER BACK!!!!!

And now KCP! Things are looking up for the Pistons!




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Aaron Afflalo revenge game.

HATE Kosta DUFUS.

Aaron Afflalo revenge game.

Man, forgot we drafted him.

Matt Barnes and Cousins on the same team is just an awful idea.

Looer!

Also, Matt Barnes is still in the league. How fucking old is he?

Leur owns.

Leur owns.

Man. My favorite signing since Dice.

Is that smoke? Wtf?

How was the halftime show, Vin?

Man. We might lose.

Who the fuck is Richardson?

How was the halftime show, Vin?
Little white kids playing at halftime again. So disappointing.

We are the worst.

THE WORST

Bring back Joe!

It was nice of the league to cut the Pistons' schedule down to 1 game a week.

Pistons are going to have no season ticket holders at the new arena. Who in their right mind is going to buy tickets for this garbage? I kind of miss defense in basketball... Didn't realize the Pistons had the 5th best defense in the NBA.

Sigh.

Glad I went to the movies instead.

Sigh.

Glad I went to the movies instead.
La La land?

Not at the dollar theater yet!

This second quarter is suffocating me. Please just hit a shot.

I'm losing interest, yg.

This is the most painfully unfun Pistons game I've watched all season.

I completely forgot until just now that the game was on TNT because TNT Monday games are a thing now.

Just saw KCP THROW DOWN!

Down only six.

Down only six.
DLN

THINKING ABOUT LOOKING NOW? DON'T!

T THAT FAKE ISIAH UP!

Making Isaiah Thomas look like Isiah Thomas. SMH!

Detroit vs. everybody. Everybody wins. We can never have nice things.

How many will the Brow drop on us, assuming he's playing tonight?

LOVE KCP.

KCP had a chance to get 40, but missed two free throws like the loser choker that he is. Pathetic!

SAD!

Jesus, Marcus just hit a fucking long step back 2 with Dieng and I think Wiggins all over him...

Maybe we should trade for that sharpshooter Ricky Rubio...

And after all this, we are in the playoffs as of this morning.

And after all this, we are in the playoffs as of this morning.

Sad!

Larry Bird is so old and fat. He looks awful.

Can't believe we're taking a three point lead into the half. We were down six last I checked, which was a few minutes ago.

Marcus flirting with a triple double. EAT SHIT, WESTCROOK!

Marcus Morris had a nifty buzzer beater to take the lead. It was cool.

Pacers have some sort of Mom cheerleader group out there for halftime.

Figures. Bet they're all teenagers, too. Fucking hicks!

Turns out it was a 90s cheerleader reunion.

Here come the stormtroopers.

Fuck off, George.

HATE Myles.

I just noticed in this Wendy's commercial that one of their small-text disclaimers says "That's all the percents!" and uuuugggh.

Fuck off, George.

Paul, not Blaha. Just wanted to clear that up.

HATE losing to the Pacers and their '90s cheerleader moms.

BASKET INTERFERENCE! WAIVE THAT SUCKER OFF!

HATE al.

Fucking cheaters. Now I remember why I haven't been to Indiana in almost 24 years.

Just terrible Ish.

FUCK EVERYTHING!

So steamed. If only the Rick Springfield/Dick Marx show was tonight.

I am dissatisfied with the manner in which this second half of the game has transpired!

I am dissatisfied with the manner in which this second half of the game has transpired!
Quoted for TRUTH.

Click.

I am dissatisfied with the manner in which this second half of the game has transpired!

I know it's early, but this has to be the POTY right here.

I know it's early, but this has to be the POTY right here.
It'll win the popular vote at least.

It'll win the popular vote at least.

Irrelevant.

TONIGHT

SIXERS

7:40

Is Embiid playing? We might have a shot if we can avoid THE PROCESS.

He's out.

Reggie getting nasty.

MY Pistons.

DRE Getting nasty.

MY Pistons.

That was cool.

I was at the game and they still won! Sixers without Embiid are pretty rotten. Jackson breaking that one guy's ankles was nice.

During one of the timeouts, a woman on the screen talking about some upcoming promotion was standing in the crowd and asked a little kid what was his favorite part of watching the Pistons play in person. His reply was, "Karate!" That was a good "I like turtles" moment.

What time's the game start?

Wonder who's going to be there for the ceremony? Joe make his return? Laim?

Actually, what is this ceremony even for?? his number's long retired....Is it really just a ceremony that he's coming to the game?

He's launching a new line of champagne. No lie.

Yeah, they just had an interview with him, hilarious!

"Farewell to the Palace" tour, excuse to sell champagne
Surprised no other Bad Boys were there.

Guys, beating the Lakers always feels great.

Blaha night!

I love that there are 20 times more people there for George than for Isiah.

Flip Murray will have his night soon.

I love that there are 20 times more people there for George than for Isiah.

:Blaha:

Flip Murray will have his night soon.

Hopefully before Stuckey.