It's here, you guys.

Really excited about my Cardinals, Falcons, Ravens, Bills, Panthers, Bears, Bengals, Browns, Cowboys, Broncos, Lions, Packers, Texans, Colts, Jags, Chiefs, Dolphins, Vikings, Patriots, Saints, Giants, Jets, Raiders, Eagles, Steelers, Chargers, 49ers, Seahawks, Rams, Buccs, Titans, and Redskins' chances this year.

I better not catch any of these motherfuckers kneeling during THE ANTHEM!!!!

DEPORT BRANDON MARSHALL!!!

Sure hope I started Benjamin.

Left him on the bench. SMH

Kuechly is so good, love that guy.

Love these reports! Better than watching!

My Panthers are making a statement tonight.

Costas is such a smug prick.

I thought Berman was leaving. After this season?

Giuliani is an honorary captain for the Jets? That's enough reason for me to root for the Bengals today

Mike Wallace = not DONE!

Rex Ryan is such a disaster. Bills were an up and coming team and they'll probably have another mediocre season. Sad!

Don't think I've ever seen a dude get penalized for "grabbing the opening of the helmet" before.

AJ Green is so fucking good. Wow.

Jets have sacked Dalton 7 times.

Love seeing the 'vens get to the QB again

TNF is still so fucking stupid.

Can't believe the Jets lost on 9/11. Why do they hate the troops?

HATE the Jets and the Bills

Sick of this.

Fitzgerald still getting it done.

But we can't win without Brady, right? SMH

Arians is kind of a prick.

Rams are still garbage. Shocker.

"Counter Trey Wingo"

Fucking retire already, Berman.

Jeff Fisher hasn't done shit in 8 years, he and his mustache need to beat it

Jeff Fisher hasn't done shit in 8 years, he and his mustache need to beat it

BUT HE'S ON THE RULES COMMITTEE

More like the DROOLS committee! LOL

The FOOLS committee.

Deion Sanders is about as bad at analysis as he was great at playing.

Revis just got burned again, lol

Jay Feely

TNF KICKING EXPERT

ESPN really ruined their football coverage by dropping Key, TJ, and CC. They had the best show going. Maybe they were too "black" for corporate america.

Can't tell if you're serious or not, fam. Hated all three of those guys.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/Greene000/football_record_percentage_playoff_chart_zps4kkrlw ji.jpg

Peyton needs to come out of retirement, I can't take these Peyton on Sunday morning commercials.

Hello, Jenny Dell

Hello, Jenny Dell

Think she just said "quarterblack"

:thatsracist:

Down 14-0 to the fucking Browns. SMGDH.

Webb is absolute trash, dude needs to be cut. Hasn't been good in like 5 years.

JIM Harbaugh wouldn't get killed by JOSH MCCLOWN like this

Down 14-0 to the fucking Browns. SMGDH.

21-0

Shameful

Nevermind, 20-2. Blocked the extra point and returned it, lol.

JIM Harbaugh wouldn't get killed by JOSH MCCOWN like this

Might've knocked him out of the game.

Reminds me of the UM game.

Fam, Jimmy G is the real deal. Poor Brady is going to get traded.

Flacco will play like a top 5 QB one week then the following week have a game that makes me go, "How the fuck did :we: win a SB with him?"

The man is an enigma.

Thank God Pitta is back

Fam, Jimmy G is the real deal. Poor Brady is going to get traded.

Uh oh... got a shoulder. Some guy named Jacoby Brisket is in.

I appreciate trying to stretch the defense, but Flacco needs to stop chucking deep so much. Especially when he's throwing at whoever Haden's covering.

JIM Harbaugh wouldn't get killed by JOSH MCCOWN like this
*McCLOWN

Thx Vinny, I fixed it!

McClown is getting destroyed out there. Hard to watch.

Cleveland's receiving core is going to be scary when they get Gordon back. Coleman looks like a legit #1 guy.

Broken collarbone for Jimmy G. Still can't feel bad for the Pats.

Jimmy Smith is an overrated tool and a total dipshit.

Nevermind, that was on Cleveland. Jimmy Smith is not a total dipshit.

Folks, I just can't fuck with Crockett Gillmore.

I'm sorry, I'm happy my Ravens won, but taunting penalties in the NFL are the dumbest thing. Pryor wasn't even taunting anyway.

Lose to the 49ers, beat the Seahawks.

RAMS FOOTBALL

Denver D is ridiculous

AP doesn't look so hot so far this season

They keep bringing up Rudolph winning Pro Bowl MVP like it fucking matters.

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=pro%20bowl%20MVP%20&src=typd

AP doesn't look so hot so far this season

Been on the phone with my sources. They're telling me he's DONE.

HEY GUYS, NEW TRAILER FOR DESIGNATED SURVIVOR AT HALFTIME TONIGHT

Just got off the phone with a source really close with Gronk. He might play tonight.

Stupid idiots picking against the NE. Bill made Matt Cassel look like a decent QB.

Brissett > Statsford, you guys.

Folks, Hopkins is too good.

Texans are frauds, folks. That was pathetic.

TNF as a whole sucks, though.

The Harbaugh boys love handing it off to their WRs.

MOSLEY, WOW

What the hell is with this dude saying "thigh board" all the time?

They played Dave Matthews before going to commersh.

Miss you, Zek.

Hahaha, Bortles is TRASH.

Probably shouldn't have won, BUT I AIN'T COMPLAINING.

The Indiancrapolis DOLTS are the gift that keep on giving

Terrelle Pryor is just a poor man's Jabril Peppers.

Sean Payton is an awesome coach because he called an onside kick in the Super Bowl 7 years ago!!!

Y'all ready for Sunday Morning Football?

Too bad it's the Jags and Dolts.

National anthem playing, still sitting AND I just muted it. LOL #traitor

Throw it to A-ROB

YEAAAAAAAAH!!!

Bortles is still ass, though.

Cardinals vs. 49ers on Thursday. TNF is trash.

Julio Jones 300 yards receiving

oh mah goodnezz

Did Cam die?

Aikman and Buck calling Cowboys game is the goddamn worst

LOVE Theismann. He replied to one of my tweets before, had a good sense of humor about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcwcjt6qcYs

Wait, Randy Moss has a son in college?

Odell Beckham is going to have a stand off with police at some point in his life.

HA! I agree. He has some serious issues.

Predicting tonight's game will be trash, yet I'm still watching.

Folks, TNF is butt cheeks.

I despise John Harbaugh and Marc Trestman

Have always loved Ryan Glannehill.

HATE Harbaugh and Flacco.

Gettin' real sick of Troy Aikman.

Good move by Elway not paying Osweiler. Dude is booty juice.

Is Rodgers no longer ELITE?

he's not top notch.

There's a conspiracy theory that Deflategate is why Rodgers' play has dropped off. Think I read it on Wikileaks.

Barkley was gonna be a top 5 pick once upon a time.

Lions season win/loss prediction this year, Timmy.

Lions season win/loss prediction this year, Timmy.

I have no idea .7-9?

Has there been a good MNF/TNF game all season?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME? LOL

Gonna end in a tie.

amazing

NFL is kind of hard to watch these days.


Commercials
Cameras taking shots of fans in the stands. Who gives a shit. Show the damn game.
Protestors.

Lions fans should feel lucky to have Stafford and not a guy like Bortles.

Gotta love that Leftwich-esque throwing motion.

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/017/183/hi-res-b674b8074ba233749366ba682c1aff04_crop_north.jpg?w= 630&h=420&q=75

Roethlisberger starting today. Would be a real shame if he got hurt again.

Why would Harvin come out of retirement to play for the Bills again?

This seems like a pretty fun game.

This has to be the best ending to a first half ever.

Typical Bills hosing. Second to the Lions with this shit, they always get the shaft.

This has to be the best ending to a first half ever.
They got it on the 'tron at Staples?

They got it on the 'tron at Staples?

Got it on my phone, which I WORKED HARD for unlike GLAN.

Who da fuck is this sunglasses guy?

Typical Bills hosing. Second to the Lions with this shit, they always get the shaft.

yeah dude, after seeing it again that was total bullshit. Loved Rex going at Sherman too.

I will be the only person watching tonight.

Love how Jackson took Kessler out and put in McCown. Must've thought Kessler was giving the team too much of a chance to win.

lol, Steve Smith calling Rodney Harrison's bitch ass out. Love dude.

Good day to have DeMarco Murray on my fantasy teams, you guys.

Genuinely looking forward to SNF tonight.

Thank you Boys, from Rat Bird fans everywhere.

Great game. 7 lead changes so far.

This is great.

THE DUNK CONTEST IS BACK!

Berman is just unwatchable

Hope y'all are as excited about a Patriots vs. Cowboys Super Bowl as I am.

Looking more and more like the Lions can win this division.

This is a big week for fantasy football fam. One league I can clinch a bye week and the other league I need this bad to make the playoffs.

Get rid of ties already.

These DIOT KICKERS make me appreciate Justin Tucker more and more.

I hate the way Rich Gannon says offensively

"owffensively"

Beckham is good.

Flacco and Harbaugh both need to go. Clowns.

Awesome camera work there, ESPN.

They're paying this QB billions of dollars to throw check down passes and off his back foot if he gets just a little pressure.

Brady is GOAT, making stars out of scrubs like Hogan.

They're paying this QB billions of dollars to throw check down passes and off his back foot if he gets just a little pressure.
It's bullcrap mibuzzboard!

Jesus Christ, those Seahawks color rush unis...

Beckham is good.

So good.

LET'S GO EAGLE D!!!

LET'S GO EAGLE D!!!

And go, Eagles D did.

Go Vikings you guys

Fucking Packers with the dirty trick on the runway. CHEATERS.

Thanks for nothing Vikings

Idiots.

BUT THEY HAVE A GREAT DEFENSE, GUYS!

Disgraces.

Motown can eat a bag of shit.

^ Agreed

Merry Christmas though, Mo!

Still love you Mo! Not your fault your team's a bunch of shit-eaters!

Can't even hate on Flacco, this defense completely blew this game/season.

Watch Bell get popped for a DUI tonight

Garbage ass "play not to lose" prevent defense BULLCRAP.

IT'S BULLCRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M SO FREAKIN' ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike, is it true Undisputed is the fastest growing sports show?

That block by Michael Floyd ...

Just saw. Nice.

Even more impressive that he made it while drunk.

So did the Steelers really lose to Browns?

^ No! Dipshit.

^ No! Dipshit.

Well, they did lose to the Ravens in week 9. Close enough.

lol. Ravens aren't that bad. I think Steelers were down and then thought I saw they lost. Oops!

These first three games have sucked.