No doubt that was a jinx. Page right out of Glan's book. Pathetic.

Foolmer is the truth, y'all.

Tigers will probably lose the game because of STUPID IDIOT Impemba.

Why does Trout always have to play so hard? Does he think he's better than all of us? Dick.

What's with the shot of Foolmer at the bottom of the screen? They trying to get his reaction when they lose on another walk off? Smh.

TIGERS WIN @ GLANAHEIM!!!

Double play. Fucking Mario.

Hope you're happy, Mario. Idiot.

Our 3rd base coach is fucking awful.

We OWN the Sux.

6-18 in their last 24 games. LOL!

Seems as though you boys owe Mario an apology.

Oh, did they turn it into a no-hitter after all?

Idiot Glan.

Mario owes us an apology for being born.

McCann! Suck it, Mario!

Who the fuck is Aaron Sanchez?

MIGGY. SO GOOD.

Who the fuck is Aaron Sanchez?
A great big LOSER, that's who.

A great big LOSER, that's who.

It's getting pretty ugly around here lately. Just vicious.

R.A. Dickhead and his bush league knuckleball BULLCRAP can go to hell. Fucking piece of shit.

He can take Mario with him.

R.A. Dickhead and his bush league knuckleball BULLCRAP can go to hell. Fucking piece of shit.
It's basically cheating.

Meanwhile, KC has lost seven in a row. The credit clearly belongs to Mario.

We'll probably take Impemba's nephew with our first draft pick

Nice .328 opponent avg for Pelfrey.

Idiot.

Can't believe MLB made Detroit play on the day Gordie died. :insensitive:

http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

Go drink some Starbucks, Marinerds! Ha!

Feels like Uribe's been playing for like 40 years.

Yup, this team is still hot garbage. Blow it up.

Kristen Keith is not hot garbage. Just hot. Ha!

Tigers making a comeback and I'm apathetic. Smh.

Man, that park is EMPTY. Even by Rays standards.

Double play ball coming up here.

LOL

^ miss u, 'hoe

I think C-Mo would agree the Tigers stole it.

^
fire

MY Tigers.

Bases loaded w/ 0 out and Archer strikes out the side. lol

MOYA!

RALLY!!

This team's going to get swept again by the fucking Indians. Pathetic.

Really wish Tyler C did his Home Run trot there with the double bird salute.

Can't wait for game 1 of the World Series at Comerica.

LOL @ Moya's defense

LOL @ Moya's defense
It's horribly bad. I love Mario and Rod talking about how much better he keeps looking out there. We need JD back stat.

:we:really need a starter and a reliever but this really is the most likeable Tigers team in a few years. Play hard and have some fight.

I say fuck it, give up whatever we can for one more run at this. Maybe even trade JD? Might have to to get something useful done.

It's horribly bad. I love Mario and Rod talking about how much better he keeps looking out there. We need JD back stat.

Fucking Mario (AND ROD)

but this really is the most likeable Tigers team in a few years. Play hard and have some fight.




@DisgustedNYer 2m2 minutes ago United States

I wouldn't hesitate trading anyone on the Tigers. No one is untouchable. Not when the team has been unwatchable for the last 2 years.

LOVE Leslie.

I gotta disagree.

Verlander seems completely re-engaged and is at least passably likable again.

Miggy, Kinsler, Victor, Maybin, JD, Castellanos, Fulmer, Wilson, Wilson and K-Rod are all extremely likable.

Iglesias still just comes across as a punk but he plays hard.

We need a solid #3 starter and a solid setup man to really be a borderline contender but that's not unthinkable.

If we can get ANYTHING out of Upton, Pelfrey, Boyd, Sanchez, Norris we could fluke into a run.

Big series win, you guys.

EAT SHIT LESLIE

Still love ya though.

They say Ventura didn't come to a complete stop on that balk? If that's not a stop, what is?

Really can't stand how up and down this team is.

THE WORST

Are we BUYERS or SELLERS, Vinny?

Buyers just because I still have doubts about long-term spending. Buy now, if the old man dies we might be done for 15 years...

Need a new FROM THE BLEACHERS.

Need a new FROM THE BLEACHERS.

Dat boy Miggy is good.

Miggy is so fucking good.

Lawl.

I want to sweep these bitches.

Sale scratched because of a "clubhouse incident."

SLIME IS BUBBLING

https://67.media.tumblr.com/0f4787ee83355326778109758ab9f9e2/tumblr_oaslk4W5br1qzeo2zo1_540.jpg
https://66.media.tumblr.com/05f53c0a6f9d45364f5e5c37b63463cb/tumblr_inline_oaslr3iccD1qzc68q_540.jpg

NICKY

Does it ever not rain in Chicago? Stupid city. No offense, Vinny.

Team is sooo average.

Probably going to get whooped by the Red Sux.

Sorry, just TELLING IT HOW IT IS.

Probably going to get whooped by the Red Sux.

Sorry, just TELLING IT HOW IT IS.

Forgot to put this in green!

2-0 Tigers heading to the bottom of the 1st

Top of the 2nd now, still 2-0 Tigers

Holy shit, Aviles with a hit! The Tigers are on a mission tonight, folks.

Aviles advances to 2nd on a wild pitch.

Thanks Hogg.

I've always hated Roidtiz, I can't wait until that fucker is retired.

Tigers have reclaimed the lead, it's now an 8-6 game in the bottom of the 6th.

Tigers have reclaimed the lead, it's now an 8-6 game in the bottom of the 6th.
Tanks, keep us posted Dave.

Bases loaded, 1 out for the Sux.

Still 8-6 I assume Zave?

Still 8-6 I assume Zave?

8-8, top of the 7th now.

Starting to think the Tigers don't really want to win this. Sad!

9-8 Tigers, we're in the bottom of the 7th now.

This game is BANANAS!

Fucking Cocksmoker Papelbon....HATE Washington.

Tigers win.

Not a good night to be red, IYKWIM. LOL!!

Do I ever!

HATE Indians!

Fuck Papsmearbon.

"We apologize for the offensive language you may have heard in the background."

fucking libs

HUGE WIN!!!!

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

Dat boy Miggy is good.

AEROSMITH SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!

How do you like DEM APPLES?

GOD BLESS YOU, MARIO IMPEMBA

GOD BLESS YOU, MARIO IMPEMBA


Too far.

HATE Glanzig.

HATE Glanzig.

http://i.imgur.com/x1gvv.gif

Altuve means SHORT

Altuve puts the SHORT in THE BIG SHORT

This pleases me.

Boyd's going to find a way to give this lead up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGXgwHE_YA

Still get chills, yg.

Nate Robertson is a soccer dad now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGXgwHE_YA

Still get chills, yg.


Best part of that video? NO MARIO

So sick of them celebrating the 10 year anniversary of us LOSING the World Series. Wtf.

lol, yep

Try telling that to these homers I follow, though. They'd probably tell you you're "spoiled" or whatever. SMH

When are they going to stop forcing Gibson on us?

When are they going to stop forcing Gibson on us?

Guy looked like he was reading off cue cards.

FUCK YEAH IGGY!!!!!

LOVE THIS TEAM!

PELFREY

I thought Kuechel was supposed to be good.

YES, HE MCCANN!!!

YEAH JIMMY MAC!

When are they going to stop forcing Gibson on us?
What the hell is he talking about?? Are you following this? Something about barking>?

Blocking him out

I don't know why they don't have Altuve play SHORTstop. lol!!!

I don't know why they don't have Altuve play SHORTstop. lol!!!

Tweetit.

What the hell is he talking about?? Are you following this? Something about barking>?

https://twitter.com/stonebeauld/status/759811931792220160

Maybe we'll get some help

Tweetit.

I might

Mets next week on my b-day? Might go.

https://twitter.com/stonebeauld/status/759811931792220160

Maybe we'll get some help
BAUBAN's a keeper.

No homophobia, but Preston Tucker is the gayest name I've ever heard.

Why is Kuechel even allowed to fly with a beard like that? It's obvious he loves ISIS.

BAUBAN's a keeper.
*BEAUBAN

JIMMY Mac going all Benito Santiago and shit.

MIGGY, SO GOOD!

JIMMY Mac going all Benito Santiago and shit.

Great comp, Vinny! You know your stuff!

Great comp, Vinny! You know your stuff!
Thanks, I used to write a column you know.

They're just teeing off at this point...

Starting to buy in, you guys.

Ladies getting a workout this week!
http://wtfdetroit.com/miscpics/tigerssweep.jpg

I'm not really upset about them doing nothing today. Folks who know the game better than I do say the price for a 4/5 starter is too much.

Thoughts, Vinny? Maybe we can get a trade deadline edition of From The Bleachers?

John Keating is lame. So dad guy. Not as bad as Mickey Yorke, but still.

TIGERS LEAD ! 2-1! BOTTOM 5TH!

Who was it that hated the Maybin signing? Glan?

Who was it that hated the Maybin signing? Glan?
Yup. Typical Glan.

3-1!

AND A White Suck got hurt. Glorious!

Jk, hope he's okay.

Dude fucked up his ankle in his ML debut.

6-1!

6-1!

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! GOOD SHIT

Miggy is on fire.

So fucking good.

The Twins have been doing the lord's work the last couple nights. LOVE the Twins.

10-3 Tigers, bottom 7th

Loved the Maybin signing as long as it works out.

Heading to the 9th now, Tigers with a comfortable 11-4 lead.

Hate that stupid idiot home wrecking Miggy wannabe Garcia

Come on Twins!

How many in a row now Z?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Kelsey_Grammer_May_2010_(cropped).jpg

http://cas.msu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Impemba-mario.jpeg

MY EYES!

MY EYES!

http://i63.tinypic.com/28mfwgz.png

lol

J FUCKING D!!!!

That was fucking awesome!

That was fucking awesome!

Bro, FIRST fucking pitch.

And the Twins are winning again! Might need their own appreciation thread.

And the Twins are winning again! Might need their own appreciation thread.
The Lord's work.

Did you hear Rod say "That's how you Eaton out" last inning?

C'mon K-Rod

Come on Frankie, you got this.

Never a fucking doubt.

MAN!

I'm so wrong, this team is good. Probably not World Series bound, but FUN TO WATCH.

Got my Twins hat on now, you guys. Let's go Twins!

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/08/04/1005872483/1470274088239/asset_1200K.mp4

So good.

https://twitter.com/stonebeauld/status/761023961987551232

And the Twins are winning again! Might need their own appreciation thread.

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?16533-The-MoTown-Memorial-Thread&highlight=motown

Let's go boys! One run at a time!

Lets' go boys! Just a couple runs at a time!

IT was a nice run. Start another streak tomorrow! Let's go Tigers!

Girls needed a break anyways.

Tigers take the lead back on the Victor homer! It's 3-2 in the bottom of the 4th!

Tigers take the lead back on the Victor homer! It's 3-2 in the bottom of the 4th!
Thanks Bro.

I APPRECIATE YOU.

2 GB again. Indians were CLOBBERED by the Yankees last night. Sad!

K-Rod should wash Salty and J.D.'s cars after that

Sucks about Nick.

Shepard just mentioned A-ROD

Sucks about Nick.
Yeah, that's a blow. Why the fuck did :we:leave him on the basepaths??

LOVE Casey McGeheehehehe.

Shepard just mentioned A-ROD

Not happening, but would be hilarious.

1-2-3 first for Sanchez, we're heading to the bottom of the 1st here at Comerica! It's a beautiful day for baseball, great to have you here with me.

Miggy GIDP to end the inning, heading to the 2nd in a scoreless game. Again, great to have you with me!

Sanchez looking GOOD!

Runners on the corners with 2 out for Miggy. Just a single would give the Tigers a lead.

Yeah, that's a blow. Why the fuck did :we:leave him on the basepaths??

LOVE Casey McGeheehehehe.


@Stareagle 16h16 hours ago

Dave Hogg Retweeted Ken Rosenthal

That would be a huge break (no pun intended) for the Tigers. Still has to heal that quickly, though.

Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal
Source: #Tigers’ expect that Castellanos will miss 3 to 4 weeks with a non-displaced fracture of the fifth metacarpal of his left hand.
0 retweets 2 likes


LOL!

Is Sanchez BACK?

Been a nice pitching duel if you're into those.

Bases loaded for the Tigers here in the bottom of the 7th with 2 outs. They trail the New York Metrosexuals 1-0.

Infield hit from Kinsler ties it!

Fucking Granderson.

Bummer. really blew it in the 8th.

Rootin' for the Yanks.

Still 2 GB, thank you Yankees

K-Rod's been iffy lately

Gotta wake those bats up!

Eat 'em up tomorrow, Tigs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wicAfGQa0-E

Bounce back game tonight! Let's get it, boys.

Kristen Keith is such a delight.

Toby Keith is such a delight.

Tigers out to a quick 2-0 lead here in the top of the 1st.

You know Norris is loving this early run support!

Maybe one of you 2nd amendment people can take care of GLANZIG for me.

SO GOOD.

(Miggy just hit a homer)

FUCK K-Rod

Serious question: are the Cardinals celebrating their 2006 team this year? I mean they did kinda beat us in the World Series.

LOVE Kristen Keith. HATE Toby Keith.

"Must See J.V." is so forced and shitty

Man. Fulmer.

Foolmer.

Might win ROY, Cy Young, MVP and go into the Hall of Fame this year.

This treatment of Rod Allen is shameful. The man's a Detroit sports icon.

Not making excuses, but these injuries are the only reason we suck right now!

My guess is that somewhere along the way, b-diddy jinxed this team, probably while wearing white jeans.

b-diddy made the best off topic threads

Alex PRESLEY!!!

"The Fulminator" is a shitty nickname, which means they're going to start calling him that.

Well... that was ugly.

And the fucking Indians won on walk off inside the park HR. SMH!

Tigers win, Indians and Royals both lose. That was a good night.

J-Up killed that ball.

Here's my number, so call me MAYBIN. Ha!

:HOGG:

Here's my number, so call me MAYBIN. Ha!

:HOGG:

SALTY DID IT AGAIN

LOVE Salty.

JaCoby has arrived, fam.

And he was going to bunt at first. SMH!

Just heard "we" are 71-50 against teams that aren't the Indians

HATE Zekyl.

I hate K-FRAUD.

Wow, Wade Davis blew the save

WE'RE UP AGAIN!

I knew K-Rod would get the job done.

JAAAAAAAY UPPPPPPPPPPPP

LOVE Jupton.

Goddammit I hate the Indians.

JUSTIN UPTON HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Beck of the White Sox is a loser, baby.

LOVE Jupton.

JUSTIN UPTON HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Fucking Morneau.

Ugh, Garcia. Dude kills us.

Greene needs to throw himself into traffic.

HATE MoreNO.

Sick of this.

"Let's check in with Kristen Keith"

Let's always check in with Kristen Keith.

J.D.! Big!

A 3-0 lead is better than a 1-0 lead IMO.

Gibson adds nothing.

MY Victor Martinez.

MY Victor Martinez.
Baltimore baby.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-fc5os23mI

Atta boy, K-GOD!!!