https://41.media.tumblr.com/5779c27fb13240f176510c22d0ea728c/tumblr_o5l42k1uYX1qa8rqdo1_540.png

Unless there's a terrorist attack (HATE terrorists) or something, this will probably be it.

"You guys ever look up shit on the internet?"

https://www.facebook.com/NBCBetterLateThanNever/

Wish I could find something to post here. Must mean everything is gravy!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4189436/Alyssa-Milano-shows-cornrows-Eli-Manning.html

Yeah, I wish I hadn't clicked on that.

SHE'S NO DIO HOLOGRAM

This great wall movie has got to be terrible right?

SO terrible.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-spoof-works-scary-movie-creators-973182

So awful, and I don't even care about Star Wars.

That's rough

That trailer, LOL!!

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/03/16/kevin-sorbos-film-about-the-worlds-greatest-atheist-converting-to-christianity-looks-awful/

That trailer, LOL!!

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/03/16/kevin-sorbos-film-about-the-worlds-greatest-atheist-converting-to-christianity-looks-awful/

"Don't you even believe in good deeds??"

So, like, do these movies play in the theaters and stuff down in the South?

(produced by Sean Hannity, who also appears in it)

Of course

One more thing. On the Facebook page for the movie, where they posted the trailer, a self-described Christian named Glenn chimed in criticizing the message and professionalism. He said it was “low quality evangelical propaganda” and that “the production quality is shit.”

Nice troll job, DADZIG!

I was hoping you'd see that

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ted-nugent-announces-make-america-rock-again-summer-tour/

Nugent would be a #1 seed in the Tournament of Lame

Looks like he's playing all the hot spots:

Jun. 23 - Wendover, NV - Peppermill Concert Hall
Jun. 24 - Sparks, NV - Nugget Casino Resort
Jun. 27 - Phoenix, AZ - Celebrity Theatre
Jun. 28 - Agoura Hills, CA - The Canyon
Jun. 29 - San Juan Capistrano, CA - The Coach House
Jun. 30 - San Juan Capistrano, CA - The Coach House
Jul. 02 - Pasadena, CA - The Rose
Jul. 03 - Big Bear Lake, CA - The Cave Big Bear
Jul. 13 - Jacksonville, FL - Florida Theatre
Jul. 20 - Merrillville, IN - Star Plaza Theatre
Jul. 21 - Hillsboro, MO - Jefferson County Fair
Jul. 22 - Fond du Lac, WI - Fond du Lac County Fair
Jul. 23 - Lexington, MI - Lexington Village Theatre
Jul. 24 - Lexington, MI - Lexington Village Theatre
Jul. 27 - Effingham, IL - Effingham Performance Center
Jul. 29 - Camdenton, MO - Ozarks Amphitheater
Jul. 30 - St. Charles, IL - Arcada Theatre
Jul. 31 - St. Charles, IL - Arcada Theatre
Aug. 25 - Sterling Heights, MI - Michigan Lottery Amphitheatre at Freedom Hill

Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ted-nugent-announces-make-america-rock-again-summer-tour/#Y40aEkGd1VEBEyOf.99

I KNOW WHERE I'LL BE ON JULY 23rd, JULY 24tH, AND AUGUST 25TH

Aug. 25 - Sterling Heights, MI - Michigan Lottery Amphitheatre at Freedom Hill

!!!

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-cleveland-murder-idUSKBN17I0UP?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FtopNews+%28News+%2F +US+%2F+Top+News%29

People are the worst

The service I got at the restaurant I was at with family.
Every single order was screwed up somehow, as was the bill.
Waiter was a total fuckhead.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-cleveland-murder-idUSKBN17I0UP?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FtopNews+%28News+%2F +US+%2F+Top+News%29

People are the worst

Read that he "could be" in Michigan now.

if I see this evil cunt I'm going to shove the shit out of him!

People are freaking out over Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino
http://www.wzzm13.com/ext/news/nation-now/people-are-freaking-out-over-starbucks-unicorn-frappuccino/69/nationnow/65dipt5XfG4eCSMg0UCqU2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo

Might also be the best thing.

Fyre Festival, a Luxury Music Weekend, Crumbles in the Bahamas
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/28/arts/music/fyre-festival-ja-rule-bahamas.html

Mods please move posts #24, #25 and #26 to the Best Thing I've Seen This Week thread, thanks!

baby bunny guts on a lawnmower blade

Damn

Second worst thing was mama bunny sitting in the lawn where the baby bunnies were run over, waiting.
Happy mother's day!

Grass hadn't been mowed in a week and a half, no idea that bunnies would pick the middle of a lawn to hole up.
It's thick grass, but not THAT tall.

Most of the baby bunnies survived, I think. Some jumped away then were so petrified that they wouldn't move.
*deep sigh*

the sadness

Second worst thing was mama bunny sitting in the lawn where the baby bunnies were run over, waiting.
Happy mother's day!

Grass hadn't been mowed in a week and a half, no idea that bunnies would pick the middle of a lawn to hole up.
It's thick grass, but not THAT tall.

Most of the baby bunnies survived, I think. Some jumped away then were so petrified that they wouldn't move.
*deep sigh*

https://i.redd.it/srcje6dp57ry.jpg

Some new 'back, you guys.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/listen-to-new-nickelback-song-must-be-nice/

GENE SIMMONS Seeks To Register Trademark On 'Devil's Horns' Hand Gesture
Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/gene-simmons-seeks-to-register-trademark-on-devils-horns-rock-hand-gesture.html#5cY6tLZVDAwrPQxE.99

What seed do you think Gene would get in the WTFDetroit Tournament of Uncool?

Luther probably gets him #12 in the East


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9zzHnRYxtc

WTF
http://deadspin.com/brazilian-soccer-club-rocked-by-locker-room-double-hand-1796682838?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Not that there's anything wron... well, nevermind.

Going to be hard to top R. Kelly. Fuck that guy.

"Flesh-eating sea fleas"

Uh, okay bro.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/system-of-a-down-guitarist-was-very-sad-to-learn-of-charles-mansons-death/

Nevermind, this is much worse.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=262&v=sEfYaGQYWi4

Uh, okay bro.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/system-of-a-down-guitarist-was-very-sad-to-learn-of-charles-mansons-death/




OJ Simpson killed his wife, which is horrible. But you can't deny the fact that he was one of the best football players in history.

JANI LANE's Daughter MADISON Releases Cover Version Of WARRANT's 'Heaven'
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/jani-lanes-daughter-madison-releases-cover-version-of-warrants-heaven/

Neil Diamond retires from touring due to Parkinson's diagnosis http://on.mash.to/2E1dKEp

No good.

https://imgur.com/yt1kA8G

Poem by the author of Ready Player One about pornography. Don't read at work, or you might get in trouble for reading something written by the Ready Player One guy.

"My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PHD to go to the gym"

Just saw that the "make it a great day" guy left me a voice mail.

Make the day great again!

People who leave voice mails are just the worst.

The "make it a great day" guy just sent me an email and closed it by saying "make everyday your masterpeice"

(yes, misspelled)

How many years has this guy been tormenting you with triteness?

Guy has to just be trolling Glan at this point.

https://i.imgur.com/s3ZnTcy.jpg

Also belongs in the theoretical "Worst political images" and "Fuck Duke" threads.

A little warning next time

https://78.media.tumblr.com/e5e1dea7a21461e5aa56ca764e31cd9f/tumblr_ohb6gfHc0v1qzeo2zo1_640.jpg

Wish I hadn't looked

Demi Lovato rushed to hospital for heroin overdose - bad. Related to the G brothers or Ledezma or someone here?

https://www.polygon.com/2018/8/23/17772810/logan-paul-ksi-fight-time-youtube-stream-deji-jake-explained

I'm so glad I'm getting old and don't have to care about that nonsense.

Hahaha, I hear you.

@CIA
Let’s debunk some misconceptions people have about CIA & the women & men working here. We’re not gun-toting, globetrotting, martini-drinking spies so frequently portrayed on the silver screen. Instead, we're ordinary Americans, doing extraordinary things.

CIA officers work as scientists, support staff, engineers, economists, linguists, mathematicians, secretaries, accountants, inventors, cartographers, architects, psychologists, police officers, editors, graphic designers, auto mechanics, historians, museum curators, & more!

Would like to see ‘more’!!!

The CIA is like

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/683/526/4b2.gif

Re: #63 and #64

Nevermind. This takes it.

https://twitter.com/ThePlaylist/status/1035972078116073472

https://www.amazon.com/Shatner-Claus-Christmas-Album-William/dp/B07GK1Q2LK

victoriahearts.com -- scam site that gets pathetic guys thinking they'll make it with Ukrainian hotties

Here's some Sunday morning cheer:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Wagon_(musician)

victoriahearts.com -- scam site that gets pathetic guys thinking they'll make it with Ukrainian hotties

But she said I'm funny!

Lord, no.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeLuQQH1OHA