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Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 09:20 PM
Klay, Steph and...Devin Booker are the 3-point finalists

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 09:22 PM
Does anyone else groan a little when "The Hoopers" commercials come on? They seem a lil lame.

Timone
02-13-2016, 09:29 PM
Hopefully Dre won't embarrass himself in the dunk contest.

Timone
02-13-2016, 09:33 PM
The singer for Walk the Moon is so Zekyl.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 09:42 PM
Gotta admit, I left the room before the music act came on

Zach Lavine is gonna win the dunk contest

Man, Jon Stewart is looking like Gregg Popovich's dorky little brother

Timone
02-13-2016, 09:47 PM
There's only one Will "The Thrill" and it ain't Barton.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 09:50 PM
That is the goddamn truth, get this fraud outta here and he can take his zombie entourage with him

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 09:53 PM
YEAH, ITS DRUM, CRUSH EM

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 09:55 PM
Well, he got a dunk off, at least

Timone
02-13-2016, 09:59 PM
Kevin Hart is trolling the fuck out of Kenny.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 10:01 PM
That was a niiiice dunk, very serpentine.

Timone
02-13-2016, 10:09 PM
Nash sabotaged Andre. Smh.

Timone
02-13-2016, 10:09 PM
Kenny and Reggie are the worst.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 10:10 PM
Ah, well.

Timone
02-13-2016, 10:14 PM
Wow. Gordon.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 10:23 PM
Wow. Gordon.

Timone
02-13-2016, 10:23 PM
Wow. Gordon.

Timone
02-13-2016, 10:26 PM
Wow. Gordon.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 10:26 PM
Not gonna emptyquote again, but man.

Timone
02-13-2016, 10:27 PM
Jeeeesus.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 10:30 PM
I wish I could do something as cool as go into a tiebreaker match in a dunk contest.

Timone
02-13-2016, 10:31 PM
Since they won't be able to decide between LaVine and Gordon, they should give it to Andre.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 10:35 PM
Gordon got robbed.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 10:37 PM
Gotta say though, I like how much quicker things move when you don't have to wait for fan voting to be tallied.

Mr. Oobir
02-13-2016, 10:39 PM
Does anyone else groan a little when "The Hoopers" commercials come on? They seem a lil lame.
Not an emptyquote

Timone
02-13-2016, 10:41 PM
Poor Oobir. Thought of you when that came on.

Timone
02-14-2016, 08:20 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Oobir
02-14-2016, 08:33 PM
Yeah, this fawning is getting out of hand. I hope Drummond dunks on him hard.

Mr. Oobir
02-14-2016, 08:38 PM
I will say that he seems very comfortable having praise heaped upon him. Comparing this to, say, Ben Wallace at his jersey retirement, who looked nervous about the whole thing, Kobe is so happy to hear his eulogy.

Mr. Oobir
02-14-2016, 08:58 PM
No, wait, that Mountain Dew commercial is much more painfully unfunny than any of the "Hoopers" ads.

Timone
02-14-2016, 09:38 PM
NBA really does have the best ASG.

Mr. Oobir
02-14-2016, 09:50 PM
Yeah. I like how fans care about it (unlike the Pro Bowl) and the league doesn't have to bribe them to care by making the results matter (unlike the MLB All-Star Game). Watching cool dunks is its own reward.

Timone
02-14-2016, 09:59 PM
No, wait, that Mountain Dew commercial is much more painfully unfunny than any of the "Hoopers" ads.

Lol, I bet you just loved the Dropping Dimes one...

Timone
02-14-2016, 10:00 PM
Yeah. I like how fans care about it (unlike the Pro Bowl) and the league doesn't have to bribe them to care by making the results matter (unlike the MLB All-Star Game). Watching cool dunks is its own reward.

Yeah, homefield for the World Series being decided by the ASG is just insane. Glad they don't do that shit in the NBA.

Tahoe
02-14-2016, 10:06 PM
Chris fuckin Webber? r u kiddin me? He's a complete douche bag.

Tahoe
02-14-2016, 10:09 PM
Ok, I need to be more of a positive poster instead of complaining about Jersey retirements, Jimmy Howard, Mathew Stafford, Fuckin Libs, etc. etc etc.

Timone
02-14-2016, 10:11 PM
West might get 200.

Timone
02-14-2016, 10:26 PM
Don't look now, but we're within 4!

Timone
02-14-2016, 10:26 PM
One point game!

Timone
02-14-2016, 10:53 PM
If they give Kobe the MVP I will lose all faith in the voters!!!

Tahoe
02-14-2016, 11:03 PM
Kind of seems weird that not many of Kobe era players are there to congratulate him. When Magic retired, Zeke, Malone, etc were there, iirc, but Kobe doesn't have any of those old guys there. Just a bunch of youngsters.