What a great American.

I KNOW who SNL is hoping gets elected.

Trump would win the "hot daughters" competition.

Trump would win the "hot daughters" competition.



Good one, Mxy. Thought sure it'd be crickets up in here. But I'm sure you thought long and hard to come up with something.

The Donald amuses me. He reminds me of a former boss, actually. Both were assholes, going on about their Wharton education at every opportunity (they probably overlapped at Wharton, thinking about it), hot daughters that got their looks from their mother.

He'd be great for the country afaict.


Don't know why the left hates him so much, actually a lot of establishment Pubs do too. He says the war in Iraq was a mistake and isn't really conservative on social issues. Maybe they are worried about him winning. Not sure on the hate.

The lefties love the Donald for the most part. They're paying far more attention to him than their own party's candidates. Trump's perceived as doing more damage to the Reps than the Dems could, especially with threatening to run as an independent. I'm just amused by him, and I think Ivanka is hot.

The war inside the GOP is huge and couldn't care less. They want McConnell and Boehner and we'll see where that gets them. LMAO. Twitter loving too.

https://41.media.tumblr.com/21c8a123a2968f25ca2afe93445a3593/tumblr_nti8akPxyV1tjk8tto1_540.jpg

Fuck yeah!

http://i.imgur.com/1xSnWQ2.jpg

Truly one of the greatest trolling displays/con jobs ever. Just masterful performance art.

The great thing about him is that he can do no wrong. No matter what his next ridiculous statement is, he gets even more popular. I'm loving him.

As soon as he drops in the polls to 2nd or something, he'll self destruct somehow...my guess anyway.

I appreciate that Trump kicked out Ramos.

I am surprised that Trump spoke to anyone from Univision directly given the lawsuit.

Someone said they appreciated Trump giving examples of his immigration policy. He deported Jorge from the news conference and then brought him back in legally.

Someone said they appreciated Trump giving examples of his immigration policy. He deported Jorge from the news conference and then brought him back in legally.
Jorge the fake mexican online persona I catfished my friend with or different guy?

Different guy. Thought that was Louis btw. lol

Trump has a badass for a bodyguard. Dude looks old but he must be about 7'10" tall.

6'4 or so -- Ramos is short.

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Was surprised that he let a guy walk up behind Trump at his presser today. But he had his eye on him and eventually got between him and Trump.

Trump doesn't come off badly in that clip IMO. Looked like Ramos didn't wait to be called and then wouldn't wait for an answer.

Trump doesn't come off badly in that clip IMO. Looked like Ramos didn't wait to be called and then wouldn't wait for an answer.


I have to somewhat agree with some who say that he is, or comes off as, more of an activist then a reporter. But whatevs...


He was on Megyn Kelly last night and actually made MK defend Trump a little bit. I know she did NOT want to do that. I think she wanted George on to bash Trump and she ended up having to side and Trump...a lil bit anyway.

I'm amused that Ramos didn't actually ask a question. It was "You cannot do this" and "You cannot do that".

Trump and his "sit down" spiel and his "I have a bigger heart than you" was vintage asshole, but Ramos deserved it.

Yeah, dude was clearly emotionally invested. Not much of an "objective reporter."

Huge fan of Trump. Might as well Trump. Trump! Go ahead and Trump!

I honestly believe that he was a sandbag candidate. The way I see it, Jeb's the presumed frontrunner but he's in trouble, because Repub voters don't like his immigration ideas. So he persuades Trump to run, and to be as outspoken and ridiculous about immigration as possible. That way Jeb seems like the reasonable adult, and people always vote for the reasonable adult in the crowd, right?

Then everyone started to love him and he took the lead among Repub voters. It just goes to show that if you try to make something idiot-proof, nature will evolve a more powerful idiot. Now the rest of the field has to try to Trumpify themselves. I, uh, want a... an ELECTRIC fence! On top of a concrete wall! Manned with snipers and cannons! And a moat of hot lava! Yeah! Go ask Chris Christie about his stance on molten magma, fuckers!

Trump ... a person that calls a human appendage controlled earth excavation device, a shovel.


#kiss

My favorite is when Trump says if he doesn't know something, he will learn about it quickly, and know more than you haha

OT...but I really don't like those questions. I doubt Obama could name all the terror leaders and Generals and shit like that either. Doesn't mean they can't be effective.


Lets remember, Obama said "51 States" once iirc. This isn't a Trump v Obama thing but those questions mean nothing to me.

I they you Trump very great he China said me money going Mexico

vs

The state strategy government should create president American in growth of ISIS forces

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=21068

http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=d950cadf-05ce-4148-a125-35c0cdab26c6

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/frenchrevolution/2015/09/04/watch-sesame-street-ruthlessly-mock-donald-grump/

Donald Grump for president!
http://i.imgur.com/SOR3ibE.jpg

I wonder if there's Muppets for past presidents...?

Trump today "We're going to win so much if I'm elected that we'll get tired of winning"


LMAO


And the crowd goes wild, btw.

Perry OUT! Done! C YA! Don't let the door!

Out so fast his head will spin

20,000 peeps to see The Donald!

20,000 peeps to see The Donald!

Those Apprentice auditions are huge!

Trump ripping Karl Rove at Mark Cuban's house tonight was epic.

Rove and Trump have been exchanging pleasantries since the last time Trump ran.

For all you Firefox users out there:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/some-rich-asshole/?src=cb-dl-updated

Tom Brady endorses

http://mashable.com/2015/09/03/donald-trump-celebrities/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link

http://i.imgur.com/crcZx5T.gif

Liked Trumps tweets this am...I have no moral obligation to correct what someone says about Obama...or some shit like that.

Carly would've told these pussies to grow a pair. The Donald handled this with class:

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/trump-offers-life-advice-iowa-high-school-students/

The Don might've run Walker out of the race now too. I mean, if Walker does drop out today, I'm going to give the appreciation to the Donald.

Donald ahead in Iowa, NH, SC and Nevada. I believe those are the first 4. If he runs the table, it'll most likely be over. Correct Mxy or no?


Donald vs Hillary should be fun if it happens.

Trump/Rubio or Trump/Cruz?

Donald ahead in Iowa, NH, SC and Nevada. I believe those are the first 4. If he runs the table, it'll most likely be over. Correct Mxy or no?
Here's how it works officially:
http://time.com/4059030/republican-primary-calendar-2016-nomination-convention/

In practice, if Trump sweeps the first four states going into Super Tuesday, he's likely to be riding a high that no one can stop.

Trump/Rubio or Trump/Cruz?

Trump/Trump

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/trump-campaign-donor-funded


The breakdown of Trump’s spending is also notable for what’s missing: The campaign is not paying traditional pollsters or major strategists in Washington, D.C.

Trump argues that is another strength.

“I don’t want pollsters,” he told NBC News this week, saying his opponents “pay pollsters hundreds of thousands of dollars.”

MSNBC...lol

Apparently Trump and Carson are finally getting Secret Service protection. It appears more death threats heading Carson's way from what I've read.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRsX1qCUYAAYmbY.jpg:large

^ srsly thought that was photo'd

NTAGAS

He's wearing a wig under the hat, yes? Is the hair attached to the hat?

I'm sure those hats with hair will be out for Halloween.

Trump/Rubio or Trump/Cruz?

Definitely neither.

^ Ouch!

Starting to waiver (not Trump).
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/23/us-usa-election-bush-idUSKCN0SH1VZ20151023

Trump stops Ford from moving to Mexico!


Just ask him, or not, he'll tell ya. lol.


Love this guy.

Trump did ok on SNL. Read that he whacked most of the crazy stuff and went safe.


I think he knows he really has a chance to do this. Not sure he thought that at the beginning though.

SNL with best ratings in years.


Best clip was those 2 reformed hookers or whatevs...Trump wasn't in the skit but it was pretty funny.

I had every intention to watch this, but ended up rescuing my family from a delusional headcase instead.

(and no, the above statement is not meant as commentary)

Good to see someone finally standing up fior the important issues like Starbucks and what color cups they use.

Making cups great again

http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/trump-manson-resize.gif?w=780&h=440

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/11/republican-debate-foreign-policy/415614/?google_editors_picks=true


On foreign policy, the most serious Republican presidential candidates are the “unserious” ones. The first is Rand Paul, who at Tuesday’s debate noted that President Ronald Reagan, for all his bellicose talk, was extremely reluctant to send U.S. troops to war. The second—may lightning not strike me down—is Donald Trump, who said, “I read about the rebels, nobody even knows who they are. … I don’t like Assad. Who’s going to like Assad? But we have no idea who these people [are], and what they’re going to be, and what they’re going to represent. They may be far worse than Assad. Look at Libya. Look at Iraq. Look at the mess we have after spending $2 trillion, thousands of lives, wounded warriors all over the place.”

Trump is right.

He looks good here.

(obeying thread rules)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUg5SylUsAQx4vb.jpg:large

Looks like those urinals may have bitten off more than they can chew.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/fact-check-did-donald-trump-predict-the-911-attacks/

If past is prologue, Trump's likely to win the primary at this point: http://time.com/4136867/donald-trump-december-polls/

He is the absolute leader of the presidential race, as we see it today. He says that he wants to move to another level of relations, to a deeper level of relations with Russia. How can we not welcome that? Of course we welcome it,
https://www.rt.com/news/326378-trump-putin-comment-honor/

You're Putin me on, here?

Trump's approval rating is up there with the Pope. These are Fantasyland-level ratings!

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/gallup-most-admired-poll-2015-217152

Donald Trump makes a man laugh at his own inadequacies:

http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/21508476

What happened to 'Hoe

What happened to 'Hoe

Haven't been checkin' his Twitter lately, but he told me about a month ago he was going to stick to only that for a while

He hasn't been on twitter either. Really worried

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPulyVWqp4
Nothing to do with Trump.

When I think of Trump, I think of Tahoe and his power washer

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXhNGpPWsAAIIMM.jpg

When I think of Trump, I think of Tahoe and his power washer


Think Jackhammers like Coach Harbaugh.


Trump should ask Coach Harbs to run with him. Two bad asses.

Why not SVG? He knows a thing or two about telling people to form a fucking wall.

Either one. Come out here and live and see what you think about a wall. Until then STFU Mxy. :)

I really like how Trump is taking it to Cruz about his Canadian citizenship while neutering Slick Willie.

Go. Trump. Go.

https://56.media.tumblr.com/eee24697480b2a39f2d7af0d9c415b98/tumblr_nyv6qqHpVW1uj4nsco1_540.jpg

Go. Howie. Go.

Trump kicked Cruz's butt in the debate, AFAICT.

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That is amazing. I love Tahoe and the rest of the crowd in the background.

http://dailycaller.com/2016/01/17/trump-sees-more-twitter-growth-during-democrat-debate-than-hillary/


He wasn’t in Sunday night’s Democratic debate, but Donald Trump still outclassed most of those who were — at least according to one social media metric.

Trump’s Twitter account experienced more follower growth during the Democratic debate than two of the three Democrats who competed on stage, according to statistics compiled by Twitter.

Trump is making a mockery of the Republicans and the Republicans can't even see it. He's a big gift to the democrats.

Trump’s candidacy, it has exposed not just that tragic ramifications of that betrayal of the transformation of our country, but too, he has exposed the complicity on both sides of the aisle that has enabled it, okay?

No non-incumbent has won both the GOP's Iowa caucus and the New Hampshire primary since the dawn of the modern primary system. Trump has a real shot to be the first. And no recent candidate has overcome the kind of deficit most of the other candidates face in both national and state-by-state numbers at this late date, against a candidate with as strong and stable numbers as Trump has, and gone on to win.

If Trump wins both Iowa and New Hampshire, and then goes on to win South Carolina and Nevada — as he is favored to do — he could very conceivably win every contest, or at worst lose a favored son state or two like Cruz's Texas. Nobody has run the table like that — not Nixon in 1968, nor Reagan in 1980, nor Bush in 2000.
http://theweek.com/articles/600335/donald-trump-poised-strongest-primary-performance-modern-history

538 has Cruz winning Iowa.

Trump is so awesome. I'm literally laughing out loud at this. I hate Repubs almost as much as I hate Dems. This is all just too much fun.

Thank god for Trump. This would be the worst election ever. I will vote for him just for the entertainment value alone.

Please don't actually do that.

I may vote for Trump... in the primary

I am seriously digging his campaign.

I wanna see Fox News implode if he's the candidate.

I like his campaign too and would love to see Fox break apart in tiny pieces. Seriously, there's a couple of peeps on there that are ok, but the majority of them can go eff themselves as far as I'm concerned.


Hope Trump can destroy GOPe too.


I know, Mxy, that you are probably just voting for him to screw things up and then vote for the criminal in the general. The thinking that Trump can't win the general is not right, imo. If that's what you are thinking. Not sure.

If the GOP explodes, the Dems might as well. I'm a firm believer in the theory that the current GOP extremism is a primary result of gerrymandering making republican seats so safe that it started cannibalizing itself (extremes dominating house seat voting). Without a GOP counterbalance and if the vacuum of power is occupied by multiple new factions/parties that split power among them, Dems will face a similar situation of safe seats allowing left-extremes to take advantage.

If there is any extremism on the right, its due to the extremism by Obama, imo.

The shit he says is too funny. Its straight out of a sitcom. Today he called Cruz an "Anchor Baby" HAHA! Plus that bad ass red hat he wears. I want someone that will shake up the establishment. Even if that means no more Chicken Shwarma sandwiches so be it.

I know, Mxy, that you are probably just voting for him to screw things up and then vote for the criminal in the general. The thinking that Trump can't win the general is not right, imo. If that's what you are thinking. Not sure.
I doubt I'll be voting for Hillary. The only reason I voted for Billy in 1996 was because of the Republican landslide of 1994. Otherwise, I'd have voted Perot again as a protest.

I doubt my vote will matter in the great state of Meeechigan.

I doubt I'll be voting for Hillary. The only reason I voted for Billy in 1996 was because of the Republican landslide of 1994. Otherwise, I'd have voted Perot again as a protest.

I doubt my vote will matter in the great state of Meeechigan.


Who will win it? Primaries.

Trump wins the primary in Michigan at this point. Hillary probably wins on the Democratic side. I haven't scoped out the delegate math to quantify how big a "win" it'd be. There's a lot that's gonna happen in the next month to change things, I'm sure. I always vote absentee, but this time, I don't have enough info to pick a Dem or Rep ballot. If I pick a Rep ballot, it means I want to vote for Trump and he's in danger of not winning here. If I pick a Dem ballot, it's because I see that Bernie has a chance here, and I'd rather vote for him than Hillary because he shoots straight.

For the record, I don't think the email thing makes Hillary a criminal. It does, however, show poor judgement in an area where a lot of people "get it". You don't use your personal email for work. Is that kind of judgement what I want at the top? Not really.

Got it. Thx.


I'd feel better if Bernie or Biden were the nominee. My buddy's wife is a lib. Union school teacher. She says, she might just have to plug her nose and vote for Hillary. understood.


How can it not be criminal? They can't even release the emails because they are so sensitive. She had the on a private server. That's a crime.

Jimmy Carter endorses Trump!

http://www.christianpost.com/news/jimmy-carter-donald-trump-ted-cruz-156794/

^ didn't click link but not really endorse, iirc. Just said Trump over Cruz or something didn't he?

LOL@Rubio the Robot tonight.

E-Rubio

Trump's schlong > candidate pussies

https://vine.co/v/ewvH5eOtW1i

Trump just keeps on truckin along. Weirdest election ever for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upC8pX3RY0A

Not only is Trump richer and more important than you, he's also a better film critic than you!

He is all of those things better than you.

http://trumplings.com/

You're welcome.

That's a lil creepy.

During a campaign rally in Sparks, Nev. on Tuesday, Trump called the Texas senator "the single biggest liar I have ever dealt with" and a baby.

"I've met much tougher people than Ted Cruz," the GOP frontrunner told his supporters. "He is like a baby compared to some of the people I have to deal with. He is like a little baby: soft, weak, little baby by comparison."
Vladimir Putin would be proud.

Are there any Super Tuesday states where Trump isn't comfortably ahead?

Texas is one. Not sure about any others.

David and his fellow members appreciate Trump
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/david-duke-trump-219777

^ Excellent. The more votes the better. They've been deballed, but hope their numbers are still big if they are endorsing Trump.

Trump supporters are uneducated?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_JJLLfTR8I

Wow....next up on youtube had to post it. LMAO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woBC5b3Ti0M

Trump's strategy to win Idaho...while speaking to a crowd in Mississippi, he said "Idaho potatoes. Who doesn't like Idaho potatoes." That's about it. lol

@realDonaldTrump
Wow, you are all correct about @FoxNews - totally biased and disgusting reporting.

Foxnews has become a joke.


Go. Trump. Go.

Trump > #NeverTrump and Mitt Romney, that's for damn sure

Apparently Ben Carson appreciates whatever he's been promised in exchange for endorsing The Donald, that he's willing to overlook that Don compared him to a child molester and repeatedly called him a psychopath. Just pathetic and embarrassing.

What's pathetic and embarrassing to me is our former Secretarty of State exposing highly classified material that put peeps lives in danger. But hey, that name calling in a presidential campaign...THATS BAD! lol

Like when Bush and Cheney outed CIA agent Valarie Plame to get back at people they thought were mean to them?

Like when Bush and Cheney outed CIA agent Valarie Plame to get back at people they thought were mean to them?


LOL. Are you ignorant or dumb?

I am neither, thanks.

I am neither, thanks.


LMAO. That's like your opinion, man.

Actually. there are many things I am ignorant of. What stray pieces of nonsense you've strung together today in your perpetual rage for you continually let yourself be duped by politicians, for instance, is something I am happily ignorant of.

Actually. there are many things I am ignorant of. What stray pieces of nonsense you've strung together today in your perpetual rage for you continually let yourself be duped by politicians, for instance, is something I am happily ignorant of.


LOL

@joshrogin
Trump on falling for a hoax that a protester was connected to ISIS: "All I know is what's on the internet."

https://vine.co/v/iwZKYqDP0hg

North Carolina officials apparently did not appreciate The Donald inciting a riot. Possible charges coming, per the great Sean Hannity.

^ LOL!

Ciavyc6bE7A

Was my Anonymous video attacking trump was pulled. The big deal in tha video is apparently an April 1st attack on trumpchicago.com. We'll see... thus far, it's looking like Anonymous hasn't laid a glove on the Donald.

VHtKx2jk40U

Hmmm... just posted another video and it's not showing up for me. The youtube tags aren't working?

Good tweet I saw was "Trump got the Mexicans to build the wall. It was on a freeway to his rally."

Trump managed to deliver a rehearsed boring set of remarks to AIPAC.

He'd have scored more points if he dragged a Palestinian's severed head in.

Several GOPe guys were suggesting he try a teleprompter. He did a great job if you go by standing ovations and cheering.

He did a great job if you go by standing ovations and cheering.

And then there's this

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/aipac-trump-slams-obama-221081?cmpid=sf#ixzz43dskih50

It was his biggest applause line of the night. Leadership can apologize for members clapping, but they clapped...loudly.

https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/MjsEXeMx04hAHkHPj37Ue2ilzqU=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6224169/enhanced-mid-8139-1458581517-18.png

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZmUReeQ0lHSX70BUxw3bBz8p-qVU6M3jo4Wr1HG76GxVy8OONBQ

http://tundratabloids.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hillary_clinton_picking_nose.jpg

Donald definitely wins.

Chachi Loves Trumpie!

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/analysis-donald-trump-upping-ante-gop-establishment-paul/story?id=38010881


Yet on Tuesday, Trump is using Ryan’s hometown of Janesville to kick off his Wisconsin campaign. Even on a day roiled by controversy, with his campaign manager facing criminal charges and Trump himself accused of peddling dirt on a rival candidate, it’s a move filled with political symbolism.

It’s also a sign that Trump intends to mow right through the Republican establishment, or what’s left of it after Trump’s early romps through the voting calendar. Hours before Trump arrived in the state, Gov. Scott Walker – a long-ago presidential front-runner – placed his support behind Trump’s main rival, Ted Cruz.

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21542442

http://www.buffettworld.com/images/news_trumptweets.jpg

COOPER: So if you said, Japan, yes, it's fine, you get nuclear weapons, South Korea, you as well, and Saudi Arabia says we want them, too?

TRUMP: Can I be honest with you? It's going to happen, anyway. It's going to happen anyway. It's only a question of time. They're going to start having them or we have to get rid of them entirely.

https://i.imgur.com/fRE4MqE.jpg

Trump's learning how the game is played:


ROME, N.Y. - Texas Sen. Ted Cruz blasted rival Donald Trump in a radio interview Tuesday, accusing the Republican front-runner of being a bully, inciting violence and using dirty tricks to intimidate voters and delegates, as Trump continued to rail against a nominating system he says is crooked and rigged.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/ted-cruz-accuses-donald-trump-of-threatening-republican-delegates-1.2856943

As Jim Harbaugh sits at the center of the satellite camp controversy, the Michigan football coach has become a target.

SEC Network analyst Paul Finebaum has been one of his harshest critics in the past week, derisively calling him "the Donald Trump of college football" in reference to his ubiquitous presence.

When asked about that attribution today before his speech at the U-M coaching clinic at Detroit's Horatio Williams Foundation, he tried to spin it positive.

"The one thing I like about Donald Trump is he's not afraid to fight the establishment," Harbaugh said. "In that regard, I will take that as a compliment."
http://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/wolverines/2016/04/14/michigan-football-jim-harbaugh-donald-trump/83048688/

NY♥DT

Donald J. Trump Elementary!

http://www.pantagraph.com/news/weird-news/trump-top-suggestion-to-replace-robert-e-lee-school-name/article_0a167cf2-0313-5823-8ea3-61352b6f1867.html

Bob Knight to join Trump at rally in Indianapolis


Perfect.

That really is a boss move. I can't see Trump losing Indiana now.

Hopefully, it pisses Larry Bird off:

http://www.hotel-online.com/News/PR2004_3rd/Jul04_TrumpBird.html

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I am in Indiana where we just had a great rally. Fantastic people! Staying at a Holiday Inn Express - new and clean, not bad!

Not sad!

“The main reason I’m endorsing [Trump]: I’ve played his golf course, I’ve stayed in his hotel – he does nothing but go first class in everything. He wants this country to be first class as well.”
- Lou Holtz, former Notre Dame football coach

Anyone who attacks Trump's schlong gets destroyed. First it was little Rubio's cracks about little hands, now it's Cruz's venereal disease clapcrap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

My favorite part of Trump's quadrennial presidential bid is the news channels/sites straining to pretend he's not a joke candidate.
Hahaha, I'm a goddamned idiot!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChzOc1ZWMAA4i2d.jpg

Don't be surprised if the GOP starts attacking Trump to knock him off at the convention.

Failed assassination attempts would only make the Donald stronger.

Or did you mean "knock him off" in a "Republican pussy" non-smashmouth sense??

Trump 41%, Hillary 39%

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/trump_41_clinton_39

I wonder who a third-party would take more votes from...

Rasmussen isn't even a valid poll, but yeah.

Shows you how pathetic Hillary is. Everyone hates her and she's lost 20 states.

Here's some more-credible pollsters on traditional "battleground states":

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/trump-clinton-florida-ohio-pennsylvania-222994


When it comes to being honest and trustworthy, neither Trump nor Clinton performed particularly well, though the Manhattan real-estate mogul outperformed the former secretary of state by 9, 8 and 9 points in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania, respectively.

http://boredbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/airplane-1.jpg

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-tells-kimmel-hed-be-willing-to-debate-sanders-for-charity/

Trump tells Kimmel he'd be willing to debate Sanders for charity

North Korean Newspaper Endorses 'Wise' Donald Trump Over 'Dull' Hillary Clinton
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/north-korean-newspaper-endorses-wise-donald-trump-dull/story?id=39500755

Is Drumpf for real?? Apparently not:

http://blog.erratasec.com/2016/06/drumpf-this-is-not-how-german-works.html

Where is TAHOE!!

http://deadspin.com/donald-trump-plans-tom-brady-ben-roethlisberger-dana-1781817030

Trump might have won the election today. The "religion of pieces" has struck again.

http://deadspin.com/donald-trump-plans-tom-brady-ben-roethlisberger-dana-1781817030

I can excuse rape, but a guy who HAS FOOTBALLS DEFLATED?

Am I the only one who thinks it's smart for The Donald to not do much campaigning until the RNC??
I really don't think elections are won in June.

Am I the only one who thinks it's smart for The Donald to not do much campaigning until the RNC??
I really don't think elections are won in June.
No, I'm terrified by it. I'm also terrified by the dems not realizing that the funding advantage doesn't mean what it used to. The key is that never-voters need to not vote. Hilary will dominate people that vote every election but if the don figures out how to get an exceptional number of (ok, I'll just say it) redneck morons to vote he stands a chance.

I really don't think elections are won in June.
But... are they won in July? Trump is ascendant in the wake of Brexit!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3667913/Trump-Republican-pulls-ahead-Hillary-Clinton-4-points-shock-poll-trailing-5-week-ago.html

Donald Trump has accepted Jesus Christ... as his next apprentice!

http://www.charismanews.com/politics/elections/58042-dr-james-dobson-donald-trump-has-accepted-christ

I didn't even know you could rap, Tim!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jARtuOq-WRc

I didn't even know you could rap, Tim!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jARtuOq-WRc

Did you not read any of my raps in the Battle Rap thread?

Did you not read any of my raps in the Battle Rap thread?

Think I honestly skipped that thread for the most part.

But SHAME ON ME.

https://i.imgur.com/isWtDL5.jpg

^ from a billboard that is allegedly placed near Quicken Loans arena for GOP fuckfest

The good borrow. The best steal. Melania's the best!

http://fusion.net/story/327037/melania-trump-apology/

https://i.imgur.com/b7shB2s.jpg

OBAMA ENDORSES TRUMP!

http://nypost.com/2016/07/24/why-obamas-half-brother-says-hell-be-voting-for-donald-trump/

TRUMP ON TOP IN POLLS!

http://nypost.com/2016/07/27/trump-leading-hillary-by-largest-margin-yet-in-latest-poll/


A new poll out Wednesday showed Donald Trump leading Hillary Clinton 47 to 40.4 percent — his largest margin yet in the presidential race.

Eric Trump parties like a rock star:

http://icelandreview.com/news/2016/07/27/icelander-says-donald-trumps-son-trashed-his-apartment


Icelander Says Donald Trump’s Son Trashed his Apartment

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/17181605/donald-trump-says-presidential-debates-hillary-clinton-compete-nfl


NFL denies contacting Donald Trump about schedule clash with debates

I bet Trump was contacted by the NFL, at least one of the team owners.

Why didn't Chuck Norris speak at the convention??

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/26/chuck-norris-clinton-presidency-would-destroy-what/

Guys, we will never have another election like this in our lifetime. Enjoy it.

No enjoyment. Painful to think its possible. So sad.

No enjoyment. Painful to think its possible. So sad.

This. Anxiety.

Today's the primary for the rest of the Michigan races. You can't vote for Donald Trump today (except as a write-in in a local race). No need for anxiety.

Hates babies, too.

I passed up voting on that side of the ballot. No competition w/in parties for any of the positions I had any knowledge on. Re-upped the millage for parks in my county and the Detroit Zoo. My city had a proposal to re-write it's charter. I turned that down (originally created in the 60's).

I passed up voting on that side of the ballot. No competition w/in parties for any of the positions I had any knowledge on. Re-upped the millage for parks in my county and the Detroit Zoo. My city had a proposal to re-write it's charter. I turned that down (originally created in the 60's).

Nothing stops you from writing in Donald Trump on the Democratic side of the ballot. :)

Trump is over the top and a complete moron but I'd still take him over Cruz. Cruz is such a slimeball.

Trump will be in town!!!!!

http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/08/03/donald-trump-headed-detroit-economic-club-speech/88035754/?hootPostID=63ea5bf6e042769e9baf705d715f15d8

Say YES to Michigan!

New WDIV poll has Hillary up 9 in Michigan. Small sample size, though.

New WDIV poll has Hillary up 9 in Michigan. Small sample size, though.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2016/08/03/poll-clinton-leads-trump-michigan/88048440/

Actually, that poll looks good for Trump. Assume all the Greenies vote for Hillary and 80% of the undecideds/Libertarians break for Trump, because Hillary's the virtual incumbent. Assume there's an equal amount of "I'm not gonna vote for either of these assholes". You're looking at a tie race.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2016/08/03/poll-clinton-leads-trump-michigan/88048440/

Actually, that poll looks good for Trump. Assume all the Greenies vote for Hillary and 80% of the undecideds/Libertarians break for Trump, because Hillary's the virtual incumbent. Assume there's an equal amount of "I'm not gonna vote for either of these assholes". You're looking at a tie race.

Trust me, I AM NOT FUCKING WITH YOU, but I'm not sure how you read that and see it as "good for Trump". I don't see a lot of undecideds going for Trump. If they haven't decided by now that they can tolerate him, I don't know how that changes. I think more likely the undecideds will go anti-Trump.

Perhaps I need green text for some of what I'm posting here. :)

Ahh.

"Just get over it."

https://amp.theguardian.com/film/2016/aug/03/clint-eastwood-donald-trump-racism-esquire-interview

What makes Trump appealing to his supporters:


Donald Trump lives, works, eats and employs people of all races and religions.
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/dear-america-300309347.html

Voting for Trump is the moral thing to do... BWAHAHA!

http://townhall.com/columnists/waynegrudem/2016/07/28/why-voting-for-donald-trump-is-a-morally-good-choice-n2199564

Trump will be in town!!!!!

http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/08/03/donald-trump-headed-detroit-economic-club-speech/88035754/?hootPostID=63ea5bf6e042769e9baf705d715f15d8

Say YES to Michigan!
My post above attracted too much attention! They had to relocate the Trump-fest away from the RenCen to an unnamed former Pistons arena.

I heard that Trump was sucking on Detroit's titties today -- he hit 8 Mile?

I predict "The Second Amendment Solution" will be a great movie when filming wraps up.

Jesus Christ, this guy.

http://images.christianpost.com/full/94671/donald-trump-easter.jpg

allegedly disparaging remarks by Donald Trump debunked by Snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/trump-twitter-tweet.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-utah-tweet-fake/

I like how he says Obama is the founder of Isis haha. There is a bit of truth to that though.

I like how he says Obama is the founder of Isis haha. There is a bit of truth to that though.
ISIS started out life as Al Qaeda in Iraq, which didn't exist until Bush invaded Iraq.
Their current incarnation is largely the result of prison camps run under Bush.
One could make an argument that Bush is more responsible for ISIS than Obama.
It'd be interesting if Trump made the argument that both of them fucked up.

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https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/766308042124234752/pu/img/99P9qRlEQ34Cw-w1.jpg

Haha! I can see this bother him sooooo much.

Handing out toys in Louisiana... but "climate change is fake"

And the children shall lead them...

http://kdvr.com/2016/08/19/12-year-old-helps-open-trumps-colorado-campaign-office/

https://i.imgur.com/wqLXpP9.jpg

God Sent Donald Trump to Wage War Against Destructive Spirits

http://www.charismanews.com/opinion/59276-prophecy-god-sent-donald-trump-to-wage-war-against-destructive-spirits

Dr. Bornstein confirms that The Donald's schlong is 13" long and he tests positive for everything.

http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-health-doctor-490836

Donald Trump will speak in Michigan on Labor Day to combat the threat of an emerging Jill Stein:

http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/08/26/trump-shakes-up-tradition-detroit-visit-during-labor-day-weekend/89403138/

Where is Tahoe

Trump is outsourcing immigration policy to Mexico... brilliant!

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I wonder what happens when you shove fake contact information their way....

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/trump-campaign-apps-data-grab-expose-contact-list/story?id=41642049

The Donald Trump dance moves were incredible at the black church today

This "Latinos for Trump" guy who came out and said the US will have Taco Trucks on every corner HAHA. This Trump campaign is the greatest thing ever. The comedy and one liners I now use on other people. "I work with great people, very amazing, hard working". "What the hell do you have to lose". Just epic stuff.

http://media2.wxyz.com/photo/2016/09/01/16x9/Donald_Trump_sign_stolen_0_45632300_ver1.0_640_480 .jpg
http://www.wxyz.com/news/region/wayne-county/giant-donald-trump-lawn-sign-stolen-candidate-depicted-as-captain-america-on-wwii-vets-lawn

https://i.imgur.com/pTZ6CtB.png

Clearly, they're jealous:

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/09/donald-trump-scandals/474726/

Doonesbury appreciated Trump back in 1999:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CstsFJ6XgAEeYv7.jpg

I appreciate Trump's taste in housekeeping piggies.

Donald Trump Appeared In A 2000 Playboy Softcore Porn
https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/donald-trump-appeared-in-a-2000-playboy-softcore-porn?utm_term=.ad64Gm6bD#.xkER05mNl

With only the greatest appreciation ...

Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two Decades
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html?_r=1

With only the greatest appreciation ...

Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two Decades
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html?_r=1

http://blog.erratasec.com/2016/10/no-trumps-losses-doesnt-allow-tax.html

(but honestly, I'm surprised someone hasn't just done suggestive fill-in-the-blanks on Trump's tax situation by now, forced the matter)

I wish I didn't have to pay federal taxes for the next 20 years. Unbelievable.