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Big Swami
08-13-2015, 11:38 AM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25268121/flashback-jim-harbaugh-once-broke-his-hand-punching-jim-kelly


"Well, [Kelly] was doing a game in San Diego, and I wanted to ask him where he was coming from with those comments," Harbaugh explained. "We went into a room and started talking about it. He said, 'I call it the way I see it.' One thing led to another. I hit him. I threw a couple of punches. Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in."

After the punch, Harbaugh knew right away that something didn't feel right.

"I broke the bone while hitting him," Harbaugh said in 1997.

Big Swami
08-13-2015, 11:39 AM
OBRUWrl5a6Y


DRINK AS MUCH MILK AS YOUR LITTLE BELLY WILL HOLD

Big Swami
08-13-2015, 11:43 AM
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I COULD TELL SHE WAS A WINNER ALL THE WAY

Big Swami
08-13-2015, 11:47 AM
http://www.michigandaily.com/sports/harbaugh-eyes-former-players


It was 2007, his first year as Stanford’s football coach, and during what was meant to be a motivational speech, Harbaugh told his players that he wanted to play in the game alongside them. He wanted this so badly that he informed his players that he wanted their blood on him if they bled during that week’s game.

Offensive lineman Chase Beeler and many of his teammates thought nothing of it. There was no way Harbaugh could’ve been serious. It was a maniacal request, at best. More likely, it was insane.

But in the game, right tackle Chris Marinelli ran off the field with the rest of his offense after a touchdown drive, his arm bloodied. He went straight to Harbaugh to show him.

Harbaugh looked at the blood and did exactly what he said he would. He took his hand and wiped it on Marinelli’s arm. The player’s blood was on the coach’s hands.

Then, Harbaugh took it a step further. He smeared Marinelli’s blood all over his own face like war paint.

Timone
08-13-2015, 11:59 AM
Can't imagine how his players would ever get tired of him.

Glenn
08-13-2015, 12:48 PM
More great Trumpesque theater, love it!

Timone
08-14-2015, 03:32 PM
DOES HE HAVE AN AXE TO GRIND?

Glenn
08-14-2015, 04:03 PM
DOES HE HAVE AN AXE TO GRIND?

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1116635962/657px-ChessSet-782181_400x400.jpg

Glenn
10-06-2015, 02:32 PM
http://m.metrotimes.com/Blogs/archives/2015/10/06/jim-harbaugh-thinks-cracker-barrel-is-a-stuff

I'd actually like him to go up a few more notches.

Tahoe
10-07-2015, 12:20 AM
I did not know Cracker Barrel still existed.


iirc, its a veritable plethora of so-called meat put under 6000lbs of pressure to form phallus type packages to sell to hungry consumers shopping at the mall.

Glenn
12-17-2015, 04:13 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWdNGYOVAAAIcMk.png:large

Timone
12-17-2015, 04:30 PM
My eyes!!!

Glenn
12-17-2015, 04:33 PM
"I'm Jim Harbaugh and I have cable"

^

as seen on twitter

Glenn
01-03-2016, 08:47 PM
So many amazing things happening here

https://twitter.com/coachjim4um/status/683688772060475394

Glenn
01-10-2016, 06:19 PM
SOTU

Fool
01-10-2016, 06:42 PM
Shout out to u?

Glenn
01-10-2016, 06:49 PM
http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-WB-60211

Amash lol

Fool
01-10-2016, 07:26 PM
Was trying to tie it to the spring practice in Florida thing.

Fool
01-11-2016, 10:06 AM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/jim-harbaugh-eats-a-hot-dog-at-the-sharks-game-in-least-shocking-news-is-a-big-time-open-mouth-chewer

Tahoe
01-11-2016, 08:45 PM
Trump/Harbaugh 2016!

Fool
01-12-2016, 08:47 PM
http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-WB-60211

Amash lol

https://twitter.com/RepJohnConyers/status/687087382802337792/photo/1

Fool
01-12-2016, 08:53 PM
Maybe the greatest thing I've ever read.

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/2016/01/12/harbaugh-plans-sleepover-top-ranked-kicker/78700112/


Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh will attend the president’s final State of the Union on Tuesday night with his wife and at 12:01 a.m. on Thursday, he will be sleeping over at the home of a recruit.

The dead period in recruiting ends on Wednesday with contact reopening Thursday between college coaches and recruits. Hence the reason why Harbaugh intends an early — or late, depending on how you look at it — push for Rockford’s Quinn Nordin, the nation’s top-ranked kicker who happens to be a Penn State commit.

Allen Trieu, Scout’s Midwest football recruiting manager and a Detroit News contributor, first broke the story Tuesday.

“Under the exact rules, he’s going to be at my house at 12:01 he said,” Nordin told Trieu. “That’s when it’s legal for him to be at my house. He said we can watch a movie, see how well we gel and he said he would sleep over after that.”

In a phone interview with the News on Tuesday, Nordin confirmed that Harbaugh will be staying the night at his house.

“(Harbaugh) had one of the recruiting coordinators give me a call and said, ‘What do you think of this?’ It was the craziest thing I heard in my life, I was laughing so hard. It's absurd if you think about it,” Nordin said. “But it's recruiting and that's the only way you can put it. I said, “Coach, this is awesome. Let’s have a sleepover.’

“I've never heard of any coach doing anything like this at all.”

Nordin added he never thought that Harbaugh was joking, either.

“Coach Harbaugh’s word is his bond and he won’t lie to a soul,” Nordin said. “I said, ‘That’s hilarious, coach.’ He said, ‘No, we're actually sleeping over.'”

Needless to say, Nordin wasn't the only one to get a kick out of Harbaugh’s plan.

“My parents think it’s funny,” Nordin said. “You gotta have fun with it, you can't take everything for granted. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

“Some of this stuff, you never think it's going to happen in a million years, but I'm rolling with it. I'll be able to tell my friends and kids that I had a sleepover with Coach Harbaugh.”

The 6-foot-2, 200-pound Nordin committed to Penn State last July and made the announcement via a snazzy music video produced by a high school friend. Harbaugh is trying to flip Nordin’s commitment. The national signing period begins Feb. 3.

“He told me if I had a 6-foot-3-inch piece of carpet for him to sleep on, that would be enough,” Nordin told Scout. “I said we have guest rooms, and he said, ‘Tell you what, I’ll just sleep on the floor in your room.’ I said, ‘Coach, I have Penn State stuff all over my walls.’ “he said, ‘Tell you what, I can help you take it down.’”

Prior to his commitment, Nordin said he was “really thinking about” going to Michigan when he was being recruited by former UM special teams coordinator John Baxter, who left for USC on Jan. 7.

“When (Baxter) left, I was kind of like I don’t need to look at any other schools. But Harbaugh said he’s the only one recruiting me now and will do everything that is necessary to get me,” Nordin said. “We’ve been talking off and on all the time and meshing on Twitter. I don’t know him very well, but I know he cares about his players and gets best out of them. I respect him 100 percent.

“But I'm committed to Penn State. It’s a great school, and I love the coaches. They have my back ... It’ll be extremely hard to swing me away.”

Nonetheless, Nordin said he's going to take Harbaugh's visit seriously.

“I think my parents are OK with me missing school since I'm carrying a 3.7 GPA,” Nordin said. “We’ll eat breakfast, stop by my high school to introduce him to a couple teachers and then drive down to Ann Arbor for the day.”

Nordin will be taking his official visit to Michigan this weekend and will visit Baylor and Penn State the following weekends.

Timone
01-12-2016, 08:57 PM
"Tell you what, I can help you take it down.’”

Fool
01-12-2016, 08:58 PM
Almost put that line in bold. It's incredible.

Fool
01-18-2016, 01:17 PM
Man mops up spilled milk with wife’s head (http://bit.ly/1ZvUPUq)

Timone
01-18-2016, 03:50 PM
Man mops up spilled milk with wife’s head (http://bit.ly/1ZvUPUq)

Such an NFL player thing to do.

Timone
02-10-2016, 04:59 PM
@CoachJim4UM 3h3 hours ago

Question of the day: Does anyone find whining to be attractive? Just curious.

Tahoe
02-10-2016, 05:06 PM
^ to the SEC.

Timone
07-29-2016, 08:13 PM
Boy or girl, I hope he names his seventh kid Kelsey

Timone
08-17-2016, 06:58 PM
@CoachJim4UM
Do you remember the provocateur who went personal with another Big 10 QB and had the tables turned on him? #déjÃfudgevu https://youtu.be/nlksqIm3xvI

@jimrome
Roasted! Damn, you got me good. Like 42-13 good. https://twitter.com/CoachJim4UM/status/765874872916570112 …


http://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/wolverines/2016/08/17/michigan-jim-harbaugh-jim-rome/88887488/

Timone
08-17-2016, 07:01 PM
You preside over an alleged national power.

Ha!

Timone
09-30-2016, 07:04 PM
ANN ARBOR, MI—Saying that he had hardly noticed the time go by while receiving the series of electrically induced seizures, University of Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh was reportedly disappointed Friday upon learning that his electroshock therapy session was over so soon. “Oh, is our time up already?” Harbaugh was overheard saying as doctors carefully removed electrodes from his forehead that were used to deliver dozens of 450-volt shocks over the course of his 45-minute session. “These sessions are my favorite part of the week, but they always seem to go by so quickly. Well, I’m looking forward to picking this up where we left off when I come back next time.” Harbaugh added that he considered the moment during the session when he began uncontrollably vomiting to be a “real breakthrough” in his treatment.

Glenn
10-05-2017, 04:07 PM
http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/10/james_harbaugh_jr_talks_dads_h.html

Vinny
10-05-2017, 04:15 PM
I'm so conflicted right now.