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Glenn
05-29-2015, 04:09 PM
LeBrons in 6.

Glenn
05-29-2015, 04:10 PM
Tune in a month or so from now to see if I'm right.

Fool
05-29-2015, 04:20 PM
Absence makes the heart go yonder. - Kings Quest V

Timone
05-29-2015, 05:44 PM
Warriors in 6, LeBron still gets a ring and Finals MVP.

Uncle Mxy
05-31-2015, 08:29 AM
Warriors in 6, LeBron still gets a ring and Finals MVP.

Given the gentleman's agreement between LeBron and the refs that he need only win two games for the title, I predict Team LeBron in 3.

And seriously, I hope the Dubs stomp the crap out of the Cavs.

Glenn
05-31-2015, 08:55 AM
I'm surprised GSW are/is favored, especially with Klay's concussion.

Timone
06-04-2015, 04:47 PM
longest week or however long it's been ever

Timone
06-04-2015, 04:58 PM
Been too long since Mike and I got to watch our King.

Uncle Mxy
06-04-2015, 08:20 PM
Watching the best acting 50 Cent has ever done for the pre-show.

Timone
06-04-2015, 08:23 PM
All of this pre-game stuff has been absolutely horrible

Timone
06-04-2015, 10:24 PM
Hate that fucking clown Wilbon.

Glenn
06-04-2015, 11:24 PM
Entertaining game, for a change

Timone
06-04-2015, 11:54 PM
WAAAAARRIORS!!!

Timone
06-04-2015, 11:57 PM
Looking forward to hearing about how MICHAEL JORDAN WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED THAT SHOT

Timone
06-05-2015, 12:03 AM
Stephen A and Wilbon together. Gets no worse than that.

Timone
06-05-2015, 02:26 AM
https://40.media.tumblr.com/ab9e898707507dfe6b46a45abe4a8b9d/tumblr_mmm91lc3Mx1qzb7vjo1_500.jpg

Uncle Mxy
06-06-2015, 08:08 AM
A major player gets injured before the Finals, then the star PG gets injured in the first game... Lakers in 1989, right?

MikeMyers
06-06-2015, 10:29 AM
This will be a sweep unfortunately. The NBA playoffs were a big joke this year.

Glenn
06-06-2015, 12:14 PM
This will be a sweep unfortunately. The NBA playoffs were a big joke this year.

No sweep if Stern, err Silver has anything to do with it.

Timone
06-06-2015, 02:59 PM
No sweep if Stern, err Silver has anything to do with it.

Really sick of you disrespecting MY COMMISSIONER like this.

The NBA isn't FIFA.

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:32 PM
MY CAVS

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:36 PM
Really poor performance from my Warriors, but my Cavs showed a lot of heart and grit tonight.

The Q's going to be rocking on Tuesday! See ya there, Mike!

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:39 PM
Hey Mike, you bringing a sign to the game on Tuesday? I'll be the guy with the "More like the Splash SISTERS" sign. Look for me!

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:41 PM
Of course Fam. Bringing my King 3:16 sign

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:41 PM
Splash Bros play like they're being controlled by some 16 year old kid on NBA 2K15

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:43 PM
Might as well be called the GAY Bros

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:44 PM
Miss when the Pistons were good enough to be in the Finals, fam.

Glenn
06-07-2015, 10:46 PM
We never. say. die.

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:47 PM
Same here fam. Not the same anymore.

Glenn
06-07-2015, 10:48 PM
JR Smith embarrassing himself

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:48 PM
You see LeBron calmly knock down both of those FTs?

That's why he's the BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD. That's why he has his own Sprite flavor.

Glenn
06-07-2015, 10:48 PM
The Choking One.

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:49 PM
Fuck it, I'm down for some more OT.

Maybe even three OTs.

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:49 PM
What a finish you guys. Everybody knows that Lebron is going to dribble out the clock and shoot a triple.

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:49 PM
The Choking One.

WORST TROLL IN THE WORLD

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:50 PM
...But March Madness is better, right? #smh

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:51 PM
Nothing worse than the Dropkick Murphys

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:52 PM
FAM

ITS TIME FOR THE KING TO WIN IT!!!

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:52 PM
Warriors might be destined to win this 'ship, you guys

Glenn
06-07-2015, 10:52 PM
THAT'S WHY HE'S THE MVP

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:52 PM
FAM

ITS TIME FOR THE KING TO WIN IT!!!

HE LIVES FOR THIS MOMENT, FAM

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:53 PM
There a way for the KING to hit the game winner here AND the game to go to OT anyway?

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:53 PM
HE GOT FOULED

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:54 PM
REFEREES SUCK! REFEREES SUCK! REFEREES SUCK!

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:54 PM
HE WAS FOULED

HE WAS FOULED

HE WAS FOULED

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:55 PM
I JUST BROKE THE TV OUT OF ANGER, MIKE

MIGHT MISS SILICON VALLEY

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 10:56 PM
You can come over my house fam

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:56 PM
Caitlyn Jenner can go to Hell, LeBron is a real hero. His performance tonight has been so :gutsy:

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:58 PM
Mark Jackson: "The Cavs have got to be better on offense"

but this guy doesn't know the game, right

Glenn
06-07-2015, 10:59 PM
11-for-32

Timone
06-07-2015, 10:59 PM
11-for-32

LIKE MICHAEL JORDAN NEVER SHOT THAT BEFORE

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:00 PM
Mark Jackson got fired because he didn't want fags on his team

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:03 PM
This is looking like DOUBLE OT

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:04 PM
Kato Kaelin ‏@Kato_Kaelin 3m3 minutes ago
LeBron James is so Over rated @cavs - he makes points but consistently chokes. He is an apple turnover. Greats close games. GO CAVS

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:06 PM
The KING GOT HACKED

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:06 PM
OH MY GOD

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:06 PM
Kato Kaelin ‏@Kato_Kaelin 3m3 minutes ago
LeBron James is so Over rated @cavs - he makes points but consistently chokes. He is an apple turnover. Greats close games. GO CAVS

Hate that guy. I can't believe we traded Darko for him.

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:07 PM
OH MY GOD

So done with the NBA after this, Mike. This is some FIFA shit.

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:08 PM
Might as well call it the World Cup

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:10 PM
Seriously. This is some horrible officiating.

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:11 PM
DRRAYMOND GREEN WAS PROBABLY SMOKING WEED BEFORE THE GAME, FUCKING CHEATING ASS SPARTY

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:12 PM
We shouldn't even show up for game 3. That'll show the league. Get Silver out and make LeBron commissioner.

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:13 PM
CONGRATS RILEY CURRY, YOU'RE THE DAUGHTER OF A THIEF

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:15 PM
as a Cavs fan I'm happy to finally get some FTs, but is there a reason Dellavedova gets the call and LeBron can't get one? OH WAIT

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:15 PM
The league is racist

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:16 PM
This has to be the best 11-33 performance of all time from the King.

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:19 PM
SHUMP

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:21 PM
KING IS PROBABLY THE GREATEST ATHLETE OF ALL TIME.

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:21 PM
"This is just one step in the process to be great"

got goosebumps when I heard LeBron say that

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:21 PM
KING>>>>PELE

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:21 PM
Is it Tuesday yet?

Vinny
06-07-2015, 11:23 PM
#EVERYTHING

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:23 PM
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HYPE IT WILL BE AT QUICKEN LOANS ARENA.

BELIEVE 23

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:24 PM
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HYPE IT WILL BE AT QUICKEN LOANS ARENA.

BELIEVE 23

I got a front row seat, but I'm going to see if my boy D-gil will hook me up with something better

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:25 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/kaczalas/Rzn3Ai8CLnI/AAAAAAAAbjw/CmukWwhRSf8/s400/news_poster-witness-3.jpg

Fool
06-07-2015, 11:25 PM
I only got back in time to see the Cavs lose the 13 point lead and OT. I'm not sure Lebron made a shot that wasn't a free throw the entire time. I think he hit 1 3.

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:26 PM
I only got back in time to see the Cavs lose the 13 point lead and OT. I'm not sure Lebron made a shot that wasn't a free throw the entire time. I think he hit 1 3.

Its called leadership.

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:26 PM
Nothing on ESPN yet because of Sunday Night Baseball. Baseball still exists? Unbelievable. The King just can't get any respect.

Fool
06-07-2015, 11:27 PM
Jane Park. I'd hit it.

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:29 PM
ESPN 2 fam. And seriously BIllups. Get out of here. He couldn't even make it on Fox Sports Detroit Plus

Uncle Mxy
06-07-2015, 11:30 PM
JR Smith embarrassing himself

"I regret that I have but six fouls to give to my Warriors." -JR Smith

I knew when he fouled out that the Cavs would win.

MikeMyers
06-07-2015, 11:31 PM
Uggh. 11:30. Ok fam. I have to sleep. Work is calling.

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:32 PM
ESPN 2 fam. And seriously BIllups. Get out of here. He couldn't even make it on Fox Sports Detroit Plus

Chauncey Billups, AKA the guy who wouldn't even have a ring if the league didn't keep LeBron out of the playoffs in his rookie year

Fool
06-07-2015, 11:35 PM
"I regret that I have but six fouls to give to my Warriors." -JR Smith

I knew when he fouled out that the Cavs would win.

Rafs saved the Cavs season fouling him out.

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:39 PM
Wilbon and Stephen A, ugh

Where's Windhorst?

Timone
06-07-2015, 11:47 PM
Dellavedova should do a presser with Curry sitting on his lap, because he SONNED him tonight. Ha!

Glenn
06-08-2015, 08:42 AM
NO SWEEP

Silver made damn sure of that.

Fool
06-08-2015, 08:59 AM
Dellavedova should do a presser with Curry sitting on his lap

That's quality.

MikeMyers
06-08-2015, 04:35 PM
That was an emotional night. Ready for Tuesday

Glenn
06-08-2015, 05:02 PM
Was thinking of making my regular trip to The Q, but decided to donate my tix to someone less fortunate.

#blessed

Fool
06-09-2015, 08:38 AM
Dellavedova should do a presser with Curry sitting on his lap, because he SONNED him tonight. Ha!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHDuXViXEAE-U5R.jpg:large

Glenn
06-09-2015, 09:07 AM
Tim's a visionary.

Timone
06-09-2015, 01:29 PM
Tim's a visionary.

:HOGG:

Timone
06-09-2015, 03:38 PM
Here at the Q, fam. I'm a little early, but I'm trying to see if I can meet the King.

Timone
06-09-2015, 04:35 PM
Roughly 4 1/2 hours away from tip off and that POSER Zekyl is nowhere to be found. Typical.

Fool
06-09-2015, 05:32 PM
Did you seriously go to Cleveland for the game?

MikeMyers
06-09-2015, 06:37 PM
Roughly 4 1/2 hours away from tip off and that POSER Zekyl is nowhere to be found. Typical.

Hey Fam. Lets meet up at the Burger King down the street and get 10 pc nuggets for 1.49 and a King crown.

Fool
06-09-2015, 07:29 PM
I've been duped. I blame Zekyl.

Timone
06-09-2015, 07:36 PM
Just got my "SPLASH SISTERS" sign confiscated because it's "offensive." Such bullcrap. I have nothing against black women.

Timone
06-09-2015, 08:29 PM
About 45 minutes to go.

Timone
06-09-2015, 09:09 PM
Predatory Loans Arena is rocking! Can't even hear myself think!

Timone
06-09-2015, 09:12 PM
Jim Brown wishes he could've been half as great as LeBron is.

Timone
06-09-2015, 09:17 PM
Booing every time the fake MVP touches the ball.

Timone
06-09-2015, 09:18 PM
I'm going to go see Trainwreck just for LeBron

He doesn't just carry teams on his back, but movies as well.

MikeMyers
06-09-2015, 09:58 PM
LOL@Predatory Loans Arena

MikeMyers
06-09-2015, 10:04 PM
Coldplay music for the break. GTFO

MikeMyers
06-09-2015, 10:36 PM
LOL@Splash Sisters

MikeMyers
06-09-2015, 10:43 PM
This reminds me of 2004 you guys

Timone
06-09-2015, 10:50 PM
This is about as over as a 2-1 series can get, you guys.

So happy for our city.

Timone
06-09-2015, 11:02 PM
You going to Windy's after the game, Mike?

MikeMyers
06-09-2015, 11:05 PM
I'll be there fam. You coming too?

Timone
06-09-2015, 11:11 PM
I'll be there fam. You coming too?

Wouldn't miss it for the world, fam. Going to be off the hook.

Timone
06-09-2015, 11:14 PM
in all seriousness, "Predatory Loans Arena" might be one of my best. And you know someone's probably stolen it.

Timone
06-09-2015, 11:27 PM
DELLY

Timone
06-09-2015, 11:28 PM
Said "Game" as soon as LeBron launched that three, fam

Timone
06-09-2015, 11:31 PM
DrRaymond for Finals LVP

Fool
06-10-2015, 10:03 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHHLhn7UwAAKGy4.jpg

Fool
06-10-2015, 10:04 AM
My absolute favorite.

https://twitter.com/GeorgeFoster72/status/608470360179286016


In case you aren't familiar with it.

https://vine.co/v/MFWZahKIQAj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFtf_OzXBYA

Timone
06-10-2015, 07:44 PM
No ball tonight. Bummer.

MikeMyers
06-10-2015, 09:46 PM
Can't wait to eat a pregame meal with Tim tomorrow night at Burger King in Cleveland.

Timone
06-10-2015, 10:02 PM
Can't wait to eat a pregame meal with Tim tomorrow night at Burger King in Cleveland.

Remember that Warriors bandwagoner who came in yesterday and asked for a SALAD?

Vinny
06-10-2015, 10:22 PM
Can't wait to eat a pregame meal with Tim tomorrow night at Burger King in Cleveland.

Y'all buying?

Fool
06-11-2015, 08:08 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHKLxWNU0AAwuRg.jpg:large

Glenn
06-11-2015, 09:16 AM
oh no

MikeMyers
06-11-2015, 07:09 PM
Remember that Warriors bandwagoner who came in yesterday and asked for a SALAD?

How can I forget fam. Got a buy one get one free whopper coupon for tonight. Cya there at 7:30

Timone
06-11-2015, 07:48 PM
Wish it was an 8:00 start tonight.

Timone
06-11-2015, 08:58 PM
"Severe storm warning"

Yeah, a severe SHITSTORM warning for Golden State. LOL!!

Timone
06-11-2015, 08:59 PM
My prediction for tonight, fam:

GS 102
CLE 106

Timone
06-11-2015, 09:04 PM
Also predicting that Mike and I get trashed at Windy's yet again

Glenn
06-11-2015, 09:49 PM
This is more like it.

#GoDubs

Vinny
06-11-2015, 10:11 PM
Golden HATE Warriors.

Fool
06-11-2015, 10:30 PM
Golden Shower Lovers.

MikeMyers
06-11-2015, 10:31 PM
NBATV tried to kill Lebron tonight

Glenn
06-11-2015, 10:45 PM
I'm the only gsw fan here?

Us against the world I guess.

MikeMyers
06-11-2015, 10:53 PM
MY CAVS

MikeMyers
06-11-2015, 10:56 PM
Tim just gave me a high 5 at Predatory Loans Arena you guys. Thanks Tim

Vinny
06-11-2015, 10:58 PM
How's the popcorn there?

MikeMyers
06-11-2015, 11:09 PM
It aint the palace fam

Vinny
06-11-2015, 11:14 PM
LOL @:

Barnes trying to cover Lebron.
Lebron using like half his wrist strength to almost throw Iguodala to the ground.
Blatt.

Timone
06-11-2015, 11:38 PM
FUCK YOU KLAY THOMPSON YOU HAVEN'T DONE SHIT ALL GAME, FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER

Timone
06-11-2015, 11:39 PM
I think LeBron suffered like three concussions on that Bogut foul, fam. Being the type of person he is, he just isn't telling anyone.

Timone
06-11-2015, 11:45 PM
Those Warriors fans are so lucky I left the game, otherwise I'd go up and shove all of them

Vinny
06-11-2015, 11:54 PM
MY Warriors.

Uncle Mxy
06-12-2015, 08:54 AM
LeBron showed the world what his team is riding on.
A fam friendly moment, indeed.

Glenn
06-12-2015, 09:13 AM
It's going 7, fellas. Always was.

Fool
06-12-2015, 09:54 AM
LeBron showed the world what his team is riding on.
A fam friendly moment, indeed.

You can never un-see it.

Glenn
06-12-2015, 10:23 AM
You talking about when mom tongued his ear?

Fool
06-12-2015, 12:15 PM
Going Game of Thrones on his way to the locker room.

MikeMyers
06-13-2015, 09:49 AM
It's going 7, fellas. Always was.

Yup. Next Thursday will be like 50 million viewers.

Timone
06-14-2015, 03:35 PM
Here in the Bay Area for game 5, fam. Going to be wearing my Cavs jersey tonight, but I also have my Jason Richardson Warriors jersey just in case.

Uncle Mxy
06-14-2015, 06:26 PM
Have fun at Whoracle. :)

Vinny
06-14-2015, 07:55 PM
Here in the Bay Area for game 5, fam. Going to be wearing my Cavs jersey tonight, but I also have my Jason Richardson Warriors jersey just in case.
You think Windy will let us watch Silicon Valley in his hotel room after the game???

I wonder where the king is going to watch?

Glenn
06-14-2015, 08:04 PM
GSW by dub digits tonight, fellas

Glenn
06-14-2015, 08:05 PM
GSW 106
CLE 88

Vinny
06-14-2015, 08:06 PM
GSW 106
CLE 88
ISWYDT

MikeMyers
06-14-2015, 08:54 PM
Tim just got into a shoving match with someone wearing a Chris Mullin jersey.

MikeMyers
06-14-2015, 08:58 PM
HA! Straight Outta Compton

I want to see this

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:04 PM
After being thrown out of the game for kicking Chris Mullin Guy's ass, a couple Warriors "fans" started harassing me while I was on my way to Burger King. I kept telling them to let me go get some grub so that I could get back to my hotel room and watch Silicon Valley, but they wouldn't listen. Now they're both in the morgue. Idiots.

Really shitty night.

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:21 PM
These interviews are so fucking bad.

"What do you expect from ___ in game 6?"

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:25 PM
Is Steph Curry in a Judd Apatow movie? No. So shut up about him!

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:28 PM
Wilbon and Stephen A. are standing awfully close to one another

Glenn
06-14-2015, 11:29 PM
But I don't know the game, right?

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:31 PM
Now that I think about it, those two guys I murdered tonight might've just wanted me to do some gay sex thing with them. This is the Bay Area and all.

Now I feel kinda bad.

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:33 PM
Man. Hope the season finale of Silicon is good. So bummed.

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:52 PM
What I'd give to hang with LeBron and get some fashion tips

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:55 PM
"LeBron, over here..."

Hey, how about a little respect for the King? If he doesn't want to look over there he doesn't have to. You're from the Bleacher Report, dude. Check yourself.

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:56 PM
"I feel confident 'cause I'm the best player in the world."

Should've dropped the mic and walked off.

Vinny
06-14-2015, 11:58 PM
"I feel confident 'cause I'm the best player in the world."

Should've dropped the mic and walked off.
Lol, did he really say that? That's fucking awesome.

Timone
06-14-2015, 11:59 PM
Lol, did he really say that? That's fucking awesome.

https://vine.co/v/ee6mnngLdeq

Timone
06-15-2015, 12:00 AM
https://vine.co/v/ee6mnngLdeq

This link working for you?

Timone
06-15-2015, 12:02 AM
https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/9D2FEB11431222079559676162048_38f1afdd657.4.1.1235 1739612039225641.mp4?versionId=6QEo16q_w8hCCr1.ZtN mvLIT6YluRuzM ?

Vinny
06-15-2015, 12:49 AM
This link working for you?
Absolutely not!

MikeMyers
06-15-2015, 06:47 PM
He's finally speaking the truth

Timone
06-15-2015, 06:48 PM
Only 1 or 2 more games left in the NBA season, fam.

Depressing.

Timone
06-15-2015, 06:48 PM
Going to be nothing but baseball until September (preseason football doesn't count)

MikeMyers
06-15-2015, 09:38 PM
It is the dead period. I mean people expect me to go outside and do stuff but who wants to go outside

Timone
06-15-2015, 09:43 PM
And who the hell wants to do stuff?

MikeMyers
06-15-2015, 09:44 PM
Exactly. Going to work is enough for me.

Uncle Mxy
06-16-2015, 09:08 PM
After the NBA Finals... fertility warning!

Uncle Mxy
06-17-2015, 01:54 AM
Adam Silver's post-podium press conference is pretty stunning:


"After careful consideration, in consultation with sponsors from Nike and Zach Lowe of Disney, we hereby award the LeBron James MVP award to LeBron James. This permanent award reflects the totality of LeBron's contributions to this league and to humankind, and suprecedes any awards given to Andre iguodala or the Golden State Organization. As a courtesy, the Finals have been extended to best-of-9, with a Filipino team substituting for the clearly-injured Golden State Warriors.

At this time, I will not be accepting further questions. Thank you, and thank LeBron James for the honor of being in the presence of LeBron James."

Seriously, it was sad to see Bill Russell clearly needing help to stand.

Uncle Mxy
06-17-2015, 09:13 AM
Glad to see that AI finally won a title...

Uncle Mxy
06-17-2015, 09:45 AM
...and that LeBron got his LeButt kicked.

Glenn
06-17-2015, 04:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmjjvcYD2eM