Felt it strong here, fam. Apparently a 4.0

That's what that was? I thought a particularly rumbly truck drove by.

Epicenter about 10 miles from me

When was this? You sure you just hadn't eaten chilli earlier?

Do you live in a tent somewhere? Actually, I think even people who live in tents heard about this.

I don't watch the local news. I don't need to know who won the local dog show.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/02/us/michigan-earthquake/

Here you go. Largest in Michigan in almost 70 years. Felt from Toledo to Chicago.

Neither of those places are in Michigan.

Also, I didn't feel it.

Neither of those places are in Michigan.

Also, I didn't feel it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1116635962/657px-ChessSet-782181.jpg

Also

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JGvh1HL7VSM/TUyKypKCIbI/AAAAAAAAABY/yc4mmcH8sUc/s400/bad-fashion-hipster-glasses.jpg

Noone in Chicago actually felt it, that's made up stuff.

If I still had admin rights I'd ban the whole lot of you.

Except Oobir.

Banmazing.

You're being intellectually dishonest right now, Glan.

Also

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JGvh1HL7VSM/TUyKypKCIbI/AAAAAAAAABY/yc4mmcH8sUc/s400/bad-fashion-hipster-glasses.jpg

Austin Powers is a hipster now?

You're being intellectually dishonest right now, Glan.

I felt nothing. A family member of mine in A^2 felt it while in the hospital holding a newborn baby, though.

Frack you guys
http://www.crainsdetroit.com/article/20150507/NEWS01/150509896/small-earthquake-over-weekend-caused-by-fault-in-kalamazoo-county

Also

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JGvh1HL7VSM/TUyKypKCIbI/AAAAAAAAABY/yc4mmcH8sUc/s400/bad-fashion-hipster-glasses.jpg


Cow has a son?

Also

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JGvh1HL7VSM/TUyKypKCIbI/AAAAAAAAABY/yc4mmcH8sUc/s400/bad-fashion-hipster-glasses.jpg
WHARPOZTFAR

AGAIN


CONFIRMED: #Earthquake near Union City Michigan. 3.3 Magnitude. http://t.co/g8lRtia61z
Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/ellenbacca/status/615913456227733504

3.3 isn't the biggest in 70 years is it?

Also, had there been any in the last 70 years?

3.3 isn't the biggest in 70 years is it?

Also, had there been any in the last 70 years?


You're being intellectually dishonest right now

I'm just not clicking your links. Do you not know the answers to those questions?

Here's the epicenter: http://turtle-lake.net/

http://news.yahoo.com/magnitude-4-0-earthquake-hits-san-francisco-area-143320006.html

Gla claims to have felt this one too.

Boo!

Can you try harder to be funny? I know you have it in you.

People who can't experience mirth are not allowed to judge such things.

People who can't experience mirth are not allowed to judge such things.

Look dad, we got Bill Shakespeare over here.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/rHTkQJdwpXjlC/200_s.gif

You can never be too safe Glan:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexmagdaleno/how-to-make-an-earthquake-kit#.nw8bdqNNe