Loser:

Anheuser-Busch
http://gothamist.com/2015/04/28/bud_light_no_no.php

Winners:

Tampa family finds pirate treasure in grandpa's attic
http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/04/29/tampa-family-pirate-treasure-attick/26562501/

"We don't think we are done finding treasures. We think we'll find even more under Mitch's mustache."

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/bd22015dd8b112172e37fbbc4575cf3120c99cde/c=4-0-3260-2448&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/2015/04/28/WTSP/WTSP/635658407153830780-photo-2.JPG

you decide

http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2015/05/why-are-these-michigan-vandals-such-big-fans-of-d-generation-x/

Is that douche that caught Arod's 3000th hit a winner or loser?

Is that douche that hit Arod's 3000th hit a winner or loser?

Is that douche that caught Arod's 3000th hit a winner or loser?

How lucky can that guy be

Is that douche that hit Arod's 3000th hit a winner or loser?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrU8KUiBQaY

Winner: DAD

Everyone in southeast Michigan is a winner. Nickelback isn't coming here any time soon!

http://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/music/brian-mccollum/2015/06/23/nickelback-cancels-dte-show-tour-chad-kroeger-voice/29163309/

Are we also losers for living in in southeast Michigan, though?

WINNNER:
Trump

LOSERS:
The rest of us