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MikeMyers
11-27-2014, 12:07 PM
http://www.picgifs.com/clip-art/cartoons/care-bears/clip-art-care-bears-334841.jpg

I'm home until 3 pm FAM and then off to the Family dinner.

MikeMyers
11-27-2014, 12:48 PM
3 and out offense is in full effect.

Fuck you Stafford

Timone
11-27-2014, 02:08 PM
Always been a BIG STAFFORD GUY.

Always.

Timone
11-27-2014, 02:08 PM
To prove it, I'll even let the mods change my name to Big Stafford Guy.

Timone
11-27-2014, 02:14 PM
WHERE ARE THE MEGATRON HATERS NOW??

MikeMyers
11-27-2014, 02:27 PM
MY LIONS

Timone
11-27-2014, 02:30 PM
Bears think they can just throw the ball 100 times like they're the Pats.

You ain't the Pats.

MikeMyers
11-27-2014, 02:56 PM
THIS GAME IS DEDICATED TO SCOTT STAPP WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

Timone
11-27-2014, 02:59 PM
Phil Simms is so terrible.

Timone
11-27-2014, 03:03 PM
Lions are unstoppable on Thanksgiving.

Timone
11-27-2014, 03:06 PM
Anyone else think these players get that Phil Simms Award thing and just junk it as soon as they get home?

Vinny
11-27-2014, 03:25 PM
Anyone else think these players get that Phil Simms Award thing and just junk it as soon as they get home?
Why would they take it home? Some janitor in Dallas has like 10 of them in his garage...

Tahoe
11-28-2014, 09:53 PM
Cracks me up how peeps, reporters, etc, whatever the fuck you call them are now saying how the offense is clicking and how Lombardi's offensive play calling was better and how the offense is starting to get the new offense WHEN WE PLAY THE BEARS! Its like, no shit dickheads. Bears suck. Of course we're going to look good against the Bears or a High School team. Does it sink in that Lombardi's play calling was bad when we played AZ and Pats? Maybe it wasn't the play calling? Maybe we have gotten better but not beat the the best teams in the NFC and AFC better?


We still suck at so many levels. Even during winning yesterday there were so many places where we sucked.


oh well, on to next week.

MikeMyers
12-21-2014, 12:14 PM
If we don't get 30 pts today, STATford should be cut.

Timone
12-21-2014, 01:42 PM
If we don't get 30 pts today, STATford should be cut.

It'll probably be the defense that scores the 30

STATS is worthless!

Fool
12-21-2014, 01:48 PM
Does Calvin every break a leg tackle?

Timone
12-21-2014, 03:56 PM
http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/jimmyclausen2.jpg

Timone
12-21-2014, 03:57 PM
Now Jimmy is PISSED. Way to go Detriot.

#SOL

Timone
12-21-2014, 04:00 PM
Now Jimmy is PISSED. Way to go Detriot.

#SOL

PSYCH!!!!

Fool
12-21-2014, 04:01 PM
When did the Bears become pussies?

Timone
12-21-2014, 04:01 PM
When did the Bears become pussies?

That's like asking when Goodshill became black, fam.

Fool
12-21-2014, 04:04 PM
They've been shitty before but whining about getting stepped on. Acting like they shouldn't get hit just because they suck?

Timone
12-21-2014, 04:04 PM
I will put alpacas on Harbaugh going to the Bears.

Timone
12-21-2014, 04:05 PM
Did you hear the "Detroit sucks!" chant?

That's an old favorite of Chicago crowds.

Vinny
12-21-2014, 10:20 PM
I knew Tahoe wouldn't show his face around here any more.

Tahoe
12-22-2014, 07:49 PM
I went to Tigers game about 5, 6, 7 years ago or so v ChiSox. In the stands were ChiSox fans chanting Detroit sucks, Detroit Sucks. And none of you puss in boots did anything. I thought fuck it. If y'all are a bunch of pussies, why should I come back from CA and stick up for Detroit if y'all ain't.

Tahoe
12-22-2014, 07:51 PM
But Stafford sucks so bad.


He's slow, inaccurate, can't read defenses, locks on to one receiver, had no pocket presence, has no touch, etc, etc, etc.


Don't care if we win it all, I still say it.

Timone
12-22-2014, 08:09 PM
I went to Tigers game about 5, 6, 7 years ago or so v ChiSox. In the stands were ChiSox fans chanting Detroit sucks, Detroit Sucks. And none of you puss in boots did anything. I thought fuck it. If y'all are a bunch of pussies, why should I come back from CA and stick up for Detroit if y'all ain't.

You seem to forget that I shoved each and every one of those 9-year-old boys.

Timone
12-22-2014, 08:14 PM
I couldn't care less about what they chant about Detroit in all honesty. As long as they don't insult Goodshill.

Tahoe
12-22-2014, 11:41 PM
You seem to forget that I shoved each and every one of those 9-year-old boys.


I appreciate that.


Oddly, the only peeps were standing up to them was some Junior High girls, iirc.

Timone
12-22-2014, 11:43 PM
But Stafford sucks so bad.


He's slow, inaccurate, can't read defenses, locks on to one receiver, had no pocket presence, has no touch, etc, etc, etc.


Don't care if we win it all, I still say it.

Bright side: at least he's not Lindley.

Tahoe
12-22-2014, 11:49 PM
Wish we had a QB from QB U. DanPhonyO develops QBs.