TUCK YOU IN, WARM WITHIN
KEEP YOU FREE FROM SIN
'TIL THE GLANDMAN HE COOOOOMES

Yup, Glandman the infamous child-molestor.

Better sleep with one eye open, VINNY.

We all know the eye that you like.

I ain't no child son.

And be a simple kind of Glan.
Be something you love and understand.
Baby, be a simple kind of Glan.
Oh won't you do this for me son,
If you can?

Love that! Might have to put it on the next album.

I decided to take Throatfuck in a more "minimal wave" direction.

Suicide blonde was the color of her hair
Like a cheap distraction
For a new affair
She knew it would finish
Before it began
Something tells me you lost the Glan

I like the Gin Blossoms better than that shit.

Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois Lane you don't need no super Glan
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of Kryptonite
I got a pocket full of Kryptonite
I got a pocket full of Kryptonite

Spin Doctors/Gin Blossoms sounds like a halftime Pistons show waiting to happen.

I want to make this happen. Who do I tweet to make this happen?