Wow New Orleans is bad on the road.

Brees, what a throw. #Elite

True story: I was down in one of my fantasy leagues heading into this game and had no one else playing.

Things looked bleak, but he is starting the Saints defense and now I'm up. lolz

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^
What a dick.

I like your story, Tim.

wtf were the Saints thinking?

^
What a dick.

I like your story, Tim.
CGGWU.

We stand together Timmy.

Really don't like how good Teddy Ballgame looked today YG.

UXKA'S COWBOYS

ROMO JERSEY

Really don't like how good Teddy Ballgame looked today YG.

Did MoTown ever text you back about his ankle?

If Teddy Bridgeovertroubledwater does play in 2 weeks, he's in for a big surprise. An actual defense.


My name is Suh! How do you do? Now you gonna die.

Romo has taken that next step.

If Teddy Bridgeovertroubledwater does play in 2 weeks, he's in for a big surprise. An actual defense.


My name is Suh! How do you do? Now you gonna die.

http://www.shermanreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chris-berman.jpg

Did fatso steal my line?

DYL!

Great performance out there on the football field by our football team today. Our football players came ready to play, and made several game changing football plays.

^ 'We' had a bye week, bro.

Patriots look like shit

Love it

QB CONTROVERSY IN NE!?

TNF is a big dud

I did start Lacy.

Thank God

Really lookin' forward to the NFL games, you guys.

T, what's it like out there? Do peeps miss Alex Smiff?

They're coming around.

And once again the Bengals are proven to be a fraud

Tom Brady is BACK.

Take down the hood, Belichick. You look like an angry teenager.

put in Garofalo

MY SEAHAWKS

Colts 51-21

Ryan Fitzpatdick keeps getting starting jobs, but Vince Young is out of the league now. I think y'all see what's going on here.

Romeo Crenel pretty much looks like the black Andy Reid

WATT

Guy is crazy great.

Playing against a high scoring opponent in fantasy this week you guys. Kind of worried

Kinda want to watch that Cowboys/Seahawks game, but nooo. FOX here is showing Bears/Failcons. SMFH

Pretty disastrous week for me in my one league.

Starting Roethlisberger, Eddy Lacy, Kendall Wright

Bortles might actually be a pretty damn good QB. Too bad playing in JAX is going to kill his career

https://twitter.com/stonebeauld/status/521405926616887298

75% of my team is Bears and Falcons this week. I hope this game is 50-50

Taheau can agree that Stafford is better than Geneau, right?

Chris Ivory is a badass

Not mancrushing yet, but I'm getting there.

WHO SAYS THE RUNNING GAME IS DEAD IN THE NFL?

Sorry to all the Jets fans on here, but you could give Geno Calvin and a prime Jerry Rice. He'd still suck.

Chris Ivory is a badass

Not mancrushing yet, but I'm getting there.

Mancrushing

So Chris Johnson looks like he's just about DONE.

The CJ2K more like the CJ2Old. Ha!

My Patriots.

But really though, Jets would've won if Geno had some real weapons to throw to.

They really aren't doing this young brother any favors. I ain't blind.

Eric Decker is a #2 at best, plus he's white.

Seems like Denver always has to have a white wr... Mccaffrey, decker, welker

Tons of good matchups tomorrow.

^ Lions Saints.

Indi Cinci
KC my Bolts


Hope Arizona goes in there and emfuckinbarrasses the Faders.

Indi Cinci
KC my Bolts


Hope Arizona goes in there and emfuckinbarrasses the Faders.

Matty Ice vs. Joe Cool
Packers vs. Panthers
Our Seahawks vs. Rams
DEN vs. SF

Might be the best week 7 ever.

Plus WATT vs Roethlisberger tomorrow.

Browns and Bengals both go down. #blessed

Texans winning tomorrow would be the cherry.

I'm starting to call Drew Brees's ELITE STATUS into question.

INT machine.

Is there a more boring QB to watch play than Alex Smith

he wins though, so good on him I guess

MY LIONS

My Cowboys.

My Cowboys.

That had to hurt. I just ... can't.

I hate listening to Peyton

POTENTIAL SUPER BOWL PREVIEW

Ryan fitzpatrick is so fucking shitty, what a piece of garbage this guy is

I started Kaepernick over the 'berg, of course.

Hate Gruden.

Jeez, for someone who's actually been pretty upbeat lately, I'm hating a lot today.

Looking forward to this Chargers-Broncos game tonight, you guys.

Julius Thomas, Demariyus Thomas, Welker, Sanders. Just not fair.

Basically don't see why Manning wouldn't be the first overall pick in the draft.

I love watching big receivers like Floyd.

Julius Thomas, Demariyus Thomas, Welker, Sanders. Just not fair.

Wait til they run into our Lions in the SB though. XLVIII all over again. Maybe even worse.

Rivers is dumb. Why throw that pasS?

Bears are terrible.

The North is officially a two team race.

Redskins should be winning tonight.

Would be funny if the CowGIRLS lost to DOLT McCoy

Where's Romo?

MY REDSKINS

SUCK IT LIBERALS

Loved tonights game. Now the Cardinals are the only 1 loss team in the NFC.

Tons of snow & wind expected for Patriots/Broncos.

Don't be surprised if my Cardinals make it to the NFC Championship game.

The Eagles/Vikings/Steelers/Cowboys/Bengals family is just the worst.

I love AwfulWhiteQBs.

Same ol' Peyton, shitting the bed in under 40 degree weather in New England. Pathetic!

My Patriots are making a statement.

...But Brady was done after the fluke loss to KC, right?

LOL 49ERS

This wouldn't happen at MICHIGAN, Jim!!!

Sanders is really good.

Too bad his QB sucks!

Of course Peyton's going to go back out there to pad his stats

So did anyone see Coughlin trying to take the flag out of his sock to challenge a play but was too late because he couldn't get out of his sock LOL

Coughlin should just retire.

Newton vs. Sanchez next week.

Looking forward to NOT WATCHING!

Luck is elite if you like STATS.

The CBS Orchestra doing the theme song is bad ass

The AFC Norf is going to come down to the Browns and Steelers.

Delanie Walker just got fucking killed. Jesus Christ. Poor guy.

Bears are TRASH, bruh

Pathetic.

AWFUL.

Did you hear that Soldier Field had to be resodded? Thats really sad when you cant even get your own grass to root for you!

^ will be here all week

Thank God we're getting Seahawks/Chiefs because I'll be damned if I'm going to watch the Vikings and fucking Bears.

If there's one thing I'm tired of seeing its the goddamn butt fumble.

Kansas Shitty running it down the Seahawks' throats, fam.

It's strange seeing an NFC vs. NFC game on CBS (non-Thanksgiving)

yeah I'm confused as hell too. Why isn't this on Fox

That stop by the Chiefs was impressive.

Wow good punt coverage.

That stop by the Chiefs was impressive.

My Chiefs are legit, no doubt.

My friend is 1/32 Blackfoot CHIEF.

Go KC!

What's with these motherfuckers and the word 'football'? Drives me crazy.

"He's a really great football player who makes great football plays out on the football field for his football team."

Fuck you.

To the Lions thread we go, gentlemen.

LOL @ Falcons leading the division at 4-6.

Brady v. Luck

Will Glan be watching Pats/Colts? Does he care?

Every time CollinsworthLESS comes on with that shit-eating smirk on his face I just want to smash the TV.

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You may know me as Clarissa or Sabrina or Mel from Melissa& Joey on ABC Family but my 3 boys Mason, Brady & Tucker call me Mommy! Thats my favorite role yet!

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'Jonotthan'

WTF?

Wasn't there a Jonas Gray thread on here years back? (too lazy to look)

My Patriots are KINGS of the AFC.

I don't like that smug twerp Bob Costas.

He just has one of those faces.

Looks like Brady's skills have deteriorated again.

Parks & Rec is the only show of yours I care about NBC. SO PUT A SOCK IN IT.

Will Glan be watching Pats/Colts? Does he care?

No, I don't. Listening to some 'conteurs and doing some work. MNF tomorrah.

I don't like that smug twerp Bob Costas.

Hair dye and plastic surgery.

And probably a lib.

Belichick says they can't turn the ball over.

Wow, no shit? Sideline reporters are so valuable.

I'm a BIG Jonas Gray guy.

I've been following him for years!

TIM!

Trent Richardson is so terrible.

No, I don't. Listening to some 'conteurs and doing some work. MNF tomorrah.

Need big games from Ben and Kendall Wright tomorrow to stay in the PLAYOFF HUNT in my one league.

Pagano sending Vinatieri out there. PUSSY!

#ChuckWeak

What a throw! Brady is BACK!

As a person who WATCHES THE GAME, there are few things that I hate more than that "Quarterback realizes the play clock is running down and has to call timeout" shit.

I'm not sold on the Colts. Their defense is soft and Luck is just a poor man's Stafford.

Quit advertising that Katherine Heigl show that only Dave Hogg is going to watch.

lol, fuck the Colts.

But Per Roto, (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7418/coby-fleener) Coby Fleener is "not a good football player."

But Per Roto, (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7418/coby-fleener) Coby Fleener is "not a good football player."

#smh

I've always been a huge Coby Fleener supporter.

This feels great not only for him, but me as well.

I remember when Hakeem Nicks was ELITE.

Gronk is hilarious.

Please change my name to Tim Terrific. Thanks.

Josh McDaniels is so pumped, bros.

The Andrew Suck show he not in the legend class.

Welp, time to take my Depakote and maybe hit the hay, fam.

I hope the Pats run up the score.

Get it? RUN UP the score?

The Colts' run D has been bad all night, you guys.

I feel like I watched the game, thanks!

I'm staying up to catch Costas's self-important send off.

Am I alone in thinking Michele Tafoya is kinda hot?

(probably am)

Mikey Manker ‏@MikeyManker 40s41 seconds ago

"I wonder what Bob Costas looks like naked?" - Bob Costas' wife

Got a good chuckle out of me.

Dungy is another prick.

GOD I WANT TO PUNCH COSTAS IN THE FACE.

I think the only way the SNF team could get any worse is if Chris Berman joined them.

Watching Grantland Basktetball Hour

Jalen has come a long way. Dude was horrible on TV a few years ago. I'm still #blocked though.

How do the pats keep winning with a snowboarder from colorado as the defensive coordinator???

Am I supposed to feel sorry for Peyton Manning or something?

NOTHING BEATS THAT NEW CAR SMELL

I will not be watching MNF, but go Big Ben, Kendall Wright, Antonio Brown and Le'veon Bell!

I think this is the first meeting in NFL history between two teams with starting QBs whose last names end in "berger."

HISTORY

^

WAS JUST THINKING SAME

Hate Big Ben.

lolz

Ya know what? I like this Mettenberger guy.

Shitsburgh vs Trashville

So I guess the key to beating the Chiefs is to make them play from behind. #analysis

Chiefs are the most boring team ever.

TD

We have a game.

That no one here is watching except for me, probably.

Charles is a #BEAST.

Chiefs are the most boring team ever.

But they're finding a way to win. And that's what's important.

Has Derek Carr taken the next step?

I love that person with the sign that wants the Raiders to win. When the Lions were 0-11 or whatever their record is everyone was wanting them to lose out.

Al Davis, wherever he is, just sat back ... and smiled.

Raider Nation is so hype, fam. lol

lol @ Alex Smith's arm

How about these Dolphins?

Vinny's favorite player, McMANUS

Lol, saw CUNTiff hit a game-winner today, too. How'd that taste?

Feeling pretty proud of my 'phins. Go fish!

Hate that Vikings/Eagles/Steelers/Bengals/Cowboys family.

Lol, saw CUNTiff hit a game-winner today, too. How'd that taste?

Still stings a lil', but "we" got our ring

Sanders

HOW DOES IT TASTE, GLAN?

Let's see if Tannehill can take THE NEXT STEP.

Sound down, listening to Glan Danzig (NOT), but that was a hecka catch.

actuallylisteningtoTransitofVenus

Chalk outline

Hate that Vikings/Eagles/Steelers/Bengals/Cowboys family.
HATE.

I guess I'll watch the last three minutes of this NFC LEAST game.

Not sure about MNF tomorrow. Think the 'vens are going to get their asses kicked.

Coughlin needs to retire. I don't see them ever getting hot and winning another SB

They keep talking about this amazing catch. I didn't see it. Where is it?

What's the point of Costas?

Or any of these people.

Coughlin needs to retire. I don't see them ever getting hot and winning another SB
Yeah, senile.

No more, "But he's really good in that http://NoMore.org PSA."
This one felt so good.

If there's one dude I don't want to piss off it's Steve Smiff.

dilfer re: Forsett

"Great player, even better person"

Also, that was one of the best games I've seen Flacco play.

No coincidence he was backed up by A RUNNING GAME!

Forsett: "I spent my whole career being in the shadows"

I wonder if he knows DrTre?

I hope the Bucs win the NFC South. That'd be Glanmazing.

Is Ray Lewis wearing a fucking fedora? WTF?

Love Steve Smith, but that dude has mental problems.

The Sanchize.

49ers offense may be worse than the Lions

Sorry DrRay, Kaep sucks.

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/538172967667396608

Jim wishes he had Shane Morris.

Kapernick is so so bad.

Kaep's biological mom is white right? So he counts as an awful white QB.

Did my Seahawks just become the first team in NFL history to win back to back games by the score of 19-3?

They have Mike Ditka doing the show outside today. They are going to kill him.

My Patriots are going to do my Lions a service today by defeating the Packers handily.

42-28, MARK IT DOWN.

Flacco's deep ball is amazing

Never heard of Tre Mason in my life and he has 33 fantasy points so far smh

So many penalties.

Hate Rivers. So elite.

Time for JOE COOL to ice it.

Gotta get this. Browns and Steelers have lost and the Bengals are on UPSET ALERT.

Hate the Bengals.

Fuck.

Too many fucking penalties.

What a shitty team.

Time for the main event

Godgers.

HATE the Packers.

Rodgers is just on a whole different level right now, and that's saying something when you consider what Brady has been doing...

Only 1 TD, 3 FG

Rodgers is a fraud.

I ain't watching SNF. Football'd out.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Costas.

"Fox: We have to execute better on offense"

Thank god for sideline reporters.

Justin Houston is so good.

Alex Smith is the anti-Rodgers and Wilson.

NOT FUN TO WATCH.

Luck is a turnover machine.

I love when the Bengals get their asses kicked

It's fun when the Ravens/Steelers and Seahawks/49ers play. This is just boring.

To be fair, I also haven't really been watching.

Fucking piece of shit Twitter. Had a great tweet going. Goddammit.

I HATE TWITTER

lol @ Titans vs. Jags on TNF

My Bills, you guys. Great defense.

Worst roughing the passer call I've ever seen on SF

Holy fucking shit, I'm tired of seeing Jerry Jones in the press box every time the Cowboys do something. Fuck this, I should go to bed. I see the 'pist tomorrow anyway.

Did the Eagles BLOCK the kickoff? Wow.