I can't tell you how much I hope Statsford has changed his schmigma. But I bet its SOS. Same old Stats.

Stafford throws 5 TD on his first drive alone

Some peeps think he can do that.


I just hope Lombardi was able to get to him.

Our secondary sucked last year and Maypew didn't bother to draft anyone to help out, so our secondary will prolly be awesome the first part of the season and our dline won't be able to stop the run or something. Or our O won't be able to move the ball.

13mins to kickoff.

8mins 5 secs

The bot is hitting mdead, so you's are gonna have the pleasure of having me post here.

Cleveland announcers

Ross is deep


hes at the 10, the 20, the 30, 35 40 he's out at 49

Bush with the carry for 3ish

Stafford making sure he knows where the camera is every play. Attention whore.

Stafford with NO TOUCH on the little dump off.

Joique bails out Stafford with an 11 yarder for the first.

Dumb play call on 1st. Linehan still here?

Dumb decision by Stafford. Didn't let the play develop.

Stafford goes to Durham again. 3rd attempt to durham already? dumb Stafford.

Nate 'Brain' Freezie with a fg.

The wife went and got me a burger from in-and-out burger. So you's are going to have to wait for a lil bit.

Browns offense better than Detroits.

Prolly spend about a quarter of the money the Lions do on salaries for the offense but still better. Stafford sux.

Harry Berry with a hold.

Now I see why Leshoure doesn't play. Not very good.

We pretty much are stinkin up the joint.

HERE'S JOHNNY!

So amped, you guys.

In-game summary:


Can't pass the ball
Can't run the ball
Can't stop the run
Can't stop the pass


Not that bad, but kinda.

Hope Jhonny throws a TD.

We might've stopped Jhonny. 3 n out.

He's better than Statsford though.

WE GET TO SEE ORLOVSKY SOME MORE! AWESOME

I like Broyles. Hope he can stay healthy.


But....Statsford will just throw to Durham. so nvm

2 minute warning.


Good thing cuz the excitement is too much. Thought I was going to have a heart attack watching Danny Endzone.

Jorge Win is winning

Ebro with his first catch.

Brain Freeze with a FG.


Exciting game brahs.

Whitehead (a black dude) just made a great tackle.

We'll see more of Jhonny 'kiss my ass' Mazeal in the 2nd half.

Thought I'd get Detroit announcers for the 2nd half. nope

Jhonny for 4.

Jhonny with the handoff for 5. 3rd and 1.

Whitehead is in PAIN! Not good.

Manziel just made a play as a rookie that Statsford will never make.

Cundiff for a FG.


EXCITING!

Danny O! MORE EXCITEMENT!

Good job Maypew, getting Danny O back here.


#howudoitbro

Nice decision there Danny Endzone!


#not

Surprise Surprise Lions are punting.


#wesuck

Jhonny rifled that throw in for a 1st down.

Jhonny football with a QB draw for 20ish.


#thingsStatfordcantdo

I love that I'm not even getting it on NFL Network right now.

Hoyer looking worried.

#igotchurbackbro

Refs just jobbed Jhonny. They should've reset the play clock.


#bullshit

Jhonny with a 16 yard pass.


#thingsstatscan'tdo

#igotchurbackbro

Thanks. You're really not as bad as Glan says you are.

You're just misunderstood, I think.

Naked bootleg for the first down.

Yo, maybe there IS something special about Manziel.

No, I'm that bad.


I'm just fuckin around most of the time.

I WILL watch the Browns this year.

But seriously, why am I not getting the game?

Browns RB turned it over.


#DetroitFootball

Prolly cuz you are in Detroit zone. So you will get a rerun, but they black you out.


#fuckers

Prolly cuz you are in Detroit zone. So you will get a rerun, but they black you out.


#fuckers

Yeah, that's fucking GAY.

Oh well, I have your PBP. Good enough for me.

Sorry for the delay


#hadtomakeavodkacran

Goodell needs to be impeached.

More NON-excitement from Danny Endzone.

Why have preseason fuckin games if you are just going to play Danny O?


So fun to watch a has been.

So fun to watch a Hasn't Been!

#Ithinkhyphenswereneeded

Jhonny Football!

:safety:

#letjhonnypassdaball

#72 is classic!

Danny is a true hasn't-been.

Maypew can't sign Suh, but he can sign an average to below average QB (Statsford) to a 50 million dollar contract.

Maypew can't sign Suh but he can sign a hasn't-been QB!


#thingsLionsGMcando

Now you see why I get banned, bro?

Jhonny is doing this with a pretty bad Oline too.


Lions dline depth > Browns oline depth


#imo

Maypew can't sign Suh, but he can sign an average to below average QB (Statsford) to a 50 million dollar contract.

There's a reason my bro COLIN COWHERD said that the HOF also stands for "Hat on Forwards."

http://profootballspot.com/uploads/a3181e864142d51830501d3c890ce4d6.jpg

I'd trade Statsford for Manziel right now.


#thingsI'ddo

I like Cowherd when I'm driving.


#notbadatall

I think Cowherd got that from my boy, Jim Rome though.

OT: TV really sucks.

I think I'm coming back in October for Duck hunting in Michigan. Hope the Tigers are still playing. But if we don't get a closer, FORFUCKINGET IT!


#OT

I think I'm coming back in October for Duck hunting in Michigan. Hope the Tigers are still playing. But if we don't get a closer, FORFUCKINGET IT!


#OT

How's the game right now?

Moore way WAY better QB than Danny O.


#thingsIknowthatmaypewdoesn't

We just fumbled


#howzthegamerightnow

Moore way WAY better QB than Danny O.


#thingsIknowthatmaypewdoesn't

But Tahoe doesn't know the game, right DrRay? #smh

DAMN IT!


Jhonny's night is over!


#FUCK

Couplin with a nice hit. He got decleated last week in practice but got one back here.

Cleveland looked quite a bit better than us tnite.


#justsayin

Couplin again. Don't think he liked all the talk of him getting decleated last week.


#playingood.

Who's Andrew PeaCOCK?

RedDICK and PeaCOCK. Ha!

Another FG attempt!


#edgeofmyseat

Another FG attempt!


#edgeofmyseat

And it's only preseason!

Imagine what it's going to be like when they play each other in the Super Bowl.

Who's Andrew PeaCOCK?

RedDICK and PeaCOCK. Ha!

And don't forget BUSH. LOL!!!

Pee Cock. lol

Moore with a nice pass.


#thingsStatscan'tdo

Another nice pass by Moore...with nice touch on the ball


#thingsStatscan'tdo

Has anyone been decleated yet?

Another catchable ball thrown by Moore.


#thingsStatscan'tdo
#totallyserious

And another catchable ball by Moore.


#thisisgettingoldbuttrue

Another catchable ball thrown by Moore.


#thingsStatscan'tdo
#totallyserious

Careful what you say, bro. Staffy gives some people here a big Stiffy. #smh

LOL...I'm thinking cleats is spelled cleets?


#seriouslydon'tknow

Bad snap. Just about to score.


#fuck

Bad snap. Just about to score.


#fuck

#SOL

Maypew just disses Moore all the time. I think he knows that he can actually throw a catchable ball.


#thingsmaypewwon'tadmittohimself

Great signing of Jim CaldPOORLY!

This game seems really boring, even for preseason.

George "Matt Stafford doesn't know how to" Winn

http://espnmediazone.com/us/files/2010/04/Berman_Chris_bio.jpg

Jhonny Football was the highlight for me.

DAMN! Miller almost broke the punt for a TD.


One more chance for Moore.

#111


Top Ten

#111


Top Ten

Something Statsford will never be, amirite?

You go Moore!

Something Statsford will never be, amirite?


uhm...we have to remember the other categories, like:


Top Ten Overpaid


Top Ten Busts


Top Ten Fan Favs who don't know Football


etc, etc, etc.

You go Moore!

I am a Mooreon!

uhm...we have to remember the other categories, like:


Top Ten Overpaid


Top Ten Busts


Top Ten Fan Favs who don't know Football


etc, etc, etc.

Top Ten Worst Mechanics

MOORE WITH A GREAT THROW FOR THE TD!

#thingsStatscan'tdo

13-12 Liedowns.

Top Ten Worst Mechanics


#thereitis
#couldn'tagreemore

I have chills right now.

#MooreRestorestheRoar

Fuckin dipshit Mayhew just says Moore isn't a good back up QB.


Maypew is such a fucktard.

I have chills right now.

#MooreRestorestheRoar


lol


It is nice to see a QB in a Lions uni though.

lol


It is nice to see a QB in a Lions uni though.

It's been a while. Culpepper was there, what, 6 years ago?

Pigpen with a bad throw.

Pigpen with a bad throw.

Matt Stafford fans: "Great throw! All on the receiver there."

Couplin with another hit.


Maybe should've been a defenseless receiver thing right there.

Intercepted by Abdul?


WTF?

BALLGAME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXkGSc6d0xQ

Johnny Football was the best QB on the field tnite by a lil bit. Moore next, than Hoyer and then Danny O and Stats tied for last.

JOHNNY BALLGAME!


#fixed

Ok, I'm going to go get my drink on.


Make a drink, drink it, make another drink and put it on the shelf in the shower while I take a shower and drink during my shower, make another drink and drink it while I get dressed, call a taxi and go downtown and play some pool.


#thatstheplananyway


#seeya

Gotta admit, Johnny looked good but then again he played against the Lions.

Ok, I'm going to go get my drink on.


Make a drink, drink it, make another drink and put it on the shelf in the shower while I take a shower and drink during my shower, make another drink and drink it while I get dressed, call a taxi and go downtown and play some pool.


#thatstheplananyway


#seeya

Think you might have a problem. I'm really concerned.

It was all good. It was sooo friggin packed, it wasn't even fun.