21 days of insanity. I don't even own a bike and I watch this stuff.

Have you been to France?

No, but I'd like to go.

Have you even ever gone on TOUR???

Fucking posers.

None of you are invited to join me under the yellow steroid tent.

This was the best Tour in a long, long time. Even though everyone knew Nibali was going to win for most of it. Broken leg, sooo many crashes. Fabian out, Contador out, Froome, Tallansky out and Cavendish crashed the very first stage and broke a collar bone or some shit like that. Really an amazing year.

The weather was pretty bad though. I don't remember it raining that much last year.

There was .122 cm more rain than last year. The wind barometer was really bad too.