It's time to go to work, you guys.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz8B2VMfS8

I think we're going to suck till BJ plays. Then we might just kinda suck sometimes.

I think we're going to suck till BJ plays. Then we might just kinda suck sometimes.

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I'll try to watch all of the free (legal!) streams I can.

Starting:

BYNUM & BILLUPS

THE KILLER BEES

WILLUPS

Over/Under: 400 people in attendance.

Lots of free tix, I bet

WILLUPS

Didn't feel this one, MG?

I paid money for tickets to this game they best to win.

Chauncey in a Pistons uni just feels so right.

I'm ready to watch some blossoming.

Know who we also need back?

http://img6.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/j/y/jy29ng7wn7fssfw.jpg?djet1p5k

This is fuckin embarrassing. We were 12 in the East last year, you fuckin dipshits.

Shitz outta control on these fuckin intro's.

Mason can go fuck himself too.

Please tell me they aren't going to do this every fuckin game.

This is fuckin embarrassing. We were 12 in the East last year, you fuckin dipshits.

Shitz outta control on these fuckin intro's.

THAT WAS LAST YEAR!

Let's play some basketball.

I hear fans!!!

^ Cuz 'we're going to be 'FUN TO WATCH' lol What a fucked up consolation prize. Fun is winning.

2-0 and Blaha has to remind everyone that it's a 48 minute game. "Please don't change the channel!!!"

ROTWGT?

Willie Threeie

Who the fuck is covering Nene?

Hyy6yyyyyyyyypppppppeerrr

Who's coaching the Wizards these days? Randy Shittman?

Wow...we be suckin...so far.

Please keep watching, folks. The Heat also started off slow!!!

Cbillie

BILLUPS

Agree. And this Pistons team reminds me a lot of the Heat.

DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT THE PISTONS ARE UP 1

WTF was Wall doing? Not playing D, thats for sure.

DRUMMOND

Looks like Ariza can hit the 3 fellas. Might want to get on him.

Nice 2nd chance by Dre.

J-Smoove trying to get cute with the pass.

Smiff looks like he's needs a breather. lol

J-Smoove trying to get cute.

They may have tolerated that in Atlanta, BUT WE IN THE D WON'T.

My McDonald's Player of the Game pick = GIGI.

Hope he plays. Ass Cheeks was saying he might not break the rotation for the first game. I think he was bullshitin though. You can't stop Gigi,you can only hope to slow him down.

Dem passing bigs.

My McDonald's Player of the Game pick = GIGI.

Minez Dre or Monroe.

^ Really going out on a limb there.

Kentavious Caldwell-Stafford in.

dRE MOHTA E ASD FUCKAAHAS

Kentavious Caldwell-Stafford in.

lollers

^ seriously

You can't pull the chair on Da Moose, son.

Smiff ain't much on Defense, I'm seeing. He doesn't stay with his fuckin man at all.

Need to wake up on D.

Defense wins championships.

This commersh cracks me up. Me and my buddy say 'the only time we say that is at the end of the night when we know we should stop drinking' But... "One more"

Need to wake up on D.

Defense wins championships.

Someone tell Johnny Wall.

Another wide open three.

Put that fuck on his fuckin wallet and see if he can make those 3s.

Now Smiff thinks he can shoot the 3.

Put gigi on that fuckin dude.

Surprised Smoove passed up on that three.

Ariza.

oh man that'd been sweet. willie to kcp

More of that, please!

coast to coast with smiff

Offensive foul.

DEEEEEETROIT BASKETBALL!!!!

Smiff landed on his ass bone.

WHERE THE FUCK IS BUBS AT? He knows his shit about basketball.

Smiff landed on his ass bone.

I remember playing hockey and going down on my ass bone and mother fucker that fuck hurt. Fuck that hurt. I can still fuckin remember that shit.

All this bullshit about Gortat and all he's done is fuck up so far tnite. Glad the Wiz go him.

KCP with a nice play defensively and a good god damn pass too.

KCP with a nice play defensively and a good god damn pass too.

Now if we could get Stats to do that once a game.

Our D actually looks acceptable.

Al Harrington is playing like Joey right now.

JErebko off the dribble. Sheeeit.

20 PIP. #stats

That is bullcrap!

FUCKIN BULLSHIT!

WALL RAN INTO DRE

Howard-Stafford with his first career bucket.

C'mon KCP... Get er done.

Shit, this guy might be pretty good.

I think the East goes.

Heat
Pistons
Pacers
Nets.

Hey, just my opinion.

I think the East goes.

Heat
Pistons
Pacers
Nets.

Hey, just my opinion.

Where are the Magic and Bobpups??

Oh baby. This team is going to be 'FUN TO WATCH'

Wiz are going to stay in this as long as they keep getting those looks.

Oh baby. This team is going to be 'FUN TO WATCH'

IT'S LIKE NBA 2K14 OUT THERE!

That was some Billups to Rip shit there.

Fucking owning the paint.

I keep tellin u guys to be payshent with KCP. He WILL be a playah.

KCP fucked up there a lil bit. He shoulda slowed it down.

Blaha... "This guy is a basketball player"

Sure as fuck hope so.

u fuck'n a right u fuckin fouled him nene.

BJ and Stuck all glassed up...lookin all studios and shit like that.

I forgot that we had Jennings. I'd like to forget that we have Stuckey.

Lookin forward to BJ playin. Hope Bynum and Cbill both sit down.

I know BJ will start but if KCP could start, then we got sumpin goin on this year.

I like Cheeks so far. He doesn't pull that fukin Leland bullshit overmanaging and shit like that.

Chauncey: "Bitch, who the fuck are you?"

Shannon Hogan needs to CUT HER QUESTIONS SHORT. She fuckin talks and talks and finally asks a question.

Hey shanny...not to self...we want to hear the players before we hear you.

STFU MATEEN!

BRING BACK ANGIE MENTINK AND CAMERON WANG THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

BRING BACK ANGIE MENTINK AND CAMERON WANG THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

File those guys under the same thing I filed Murray from Dallas.

Never heard of em.

Ok, u knew they were going to make a push. Now lets SHOVE them back.

Add Ariza to my list of NBA players who I want to fight. This fucking guy.

^ +1

Andre is such a beast. Didn't count but that 1-handed stuff there was unreal.

This team could be pretty good here boys. Gonna be a fun season at least. I'm saying 44 wins.

FUN TO WATCH

Did 50-year-old Chauncey just blow by Wall? Jesus.

lol @ the refs. how the hell did they miss Josh Smith's over and back? shit was obvious as hell. normally i don't even care about missed calls in the piston's favor, but when it's so obvious that the offense stagnates is it really a perk? nope.

lol @ the refs. how the hell did they miss Josh Smith's over and back? shit was obvious as hell. normally i don't even care about missed calls in the piston's favor, but when it's so obvious that the offense stagnates is it really a perk? nope.

Ball was touched by the Wiz.

Did 50-year-old Chauncey just blow by Wall? Jesus.

Maybe that was Beal.

Ball was touched by the Wiz.
Not last.

Andre is such a beast. Didn't count but that 1-handed stuff there was unreal.

This team could be pretty good here boys. Gonna be a fun season at least. I'm saying 44 wins.

Let's just try to get this one, bro. Not over yet.

smiff wiff da 3

Not last.

oh

Special K thought his story was pretty funny....Blaha, not so much.

KCP is a fast man!

Quick

EAT SHIT GORTWAT

CBill trying to dagger them mothas.

Special K thought his story was pretty funny....Blaha, not so much.
Haha, he was pretty concerned about those Polish Dignitaries. "It included the minister of sports George!"

FUCK MAKE THOSE FREE THROWS BISHES!

Smoove humiliated Glan's boy.

These fuckin refs suck cock.

Smoove humiliated Glan's boy.

sure did. what do u have to say for urself glan?

More pip.

I LOVE THIS FRONT COURT!!

This quarter should've been over a while ago.

When Pope finds his shot, watch out.

^ if?

I'll go with 'when'

Think positive.

KCP hits a nice floater

Fuck, this game is hard to watch.

Hope the Pistons aren't like the Tigers.

We're trying to keep them in it. Not to win it though.

CBill up to that same old bullshit that made me hate the fuck when he left. dribble, point, dribble, point, dribble, yell and point, then throw up some fucked up shot cuz the clock is running out.

He got bailed out with a call...this time.

Can't wait to see BJ.

im missing south park now. pistons are kinda spoiling my fun tv Wednesday by not winning this game already.

Its ovah now.

MVP chants for Chauncey? LOL

I wish I knew how to get the home announcers : /

UN-DE-FEATED BITCHES!!!!!
+ scored 110 points+

i like bynum and billups together, well, for this game at least. they are so fucking opposite. whoever passes the ball in is basically choosing whether or not they are playing a drive and dish uptempo game or a slower controlled post up game. I dunno if it'll work wen the SG isn't 6'4" though.
also whoever was chanting MVP for billups free throws is fucking awesome.

Your winners and STILL 2004 NBA Champions!!

1 down, 81 to go.

97

Gores didn't storm the court? Poo.

Monroe wins McDonald's Player of the Game Award.

Way to go, Tahoe!

82-0 is still possible.

Tony Mitchell is averaging over 113 rebounds per 36 minutes (one rebound every 19 seconds right?). MVP!!!

What's our magic number?

What's our magic number?

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Looks like Chauncey was yackin em like the days of old, huh?

Watched most of this in a bar with the TV muted because of the fucking World Series.

http://www.freep.com/article/20131031/COL08/310310058/1051/rss16

I want to get hype, but unless KCP hits the outside jumper(he can definitely go inside and play D) and BJ fits this team, I can't too much hype.

But if those 2 things happen, then we really could be in the high 40s with wins.

A lil worried about Smiff's shot selection, but if BJ, KCP and Monroe are scoring, then he will only get so many shots. He can score, no doubt, but want him to take shots at the right time, duh.

Really like Ass Cheeks last night. I know its only 1 game, but like his style. Called TO's at exactly the right time. I like it when you hardly notice the coach. Thats the way it should be.

Last though...My biggest hope or question mark or thing that could make us really fuckin good is Gigi. If he can hit the outside shot...damn, this could get fun.

Was nice last night that our front court always had a shot blocker or always had good D presence. Cheeks rotated the guys through and we still didn't lack paint defense, imo. Thats huge.

Really want CBill to have minutes cut to 15 or so. He might too.

And then you can't talk about the game without talking about Bynum. He's just gets er done. He's going to be GREAT coming off the bench when BJ starts. Like someone else said, him and CBill off the bench would be way cool. Gotta love bynum.

Singler had a good game last night. Production with not a ton of minutes. Nice drive and then the fake drive that pulled CBills guy off CBill and then Sing dished to CBill for the wide open 3.

All of the sudden we have 3 sf's. Smiff, Gigi and Singler.

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If any of you's had to guess what the fouls were for each team, what would you guess. Pistons had more? Wiz had more? About even?

Really fuckin surprised me.

don't look the shit up and then act all smart and shit like that, you fucktards. Guess.