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Timone
10-24-2013, 10:04 PM
TNF is the drizzling shits.

Like Carolina's D, though.

Timone
10-24-2013, 10:07 PM
Having a hard time differentiating between Glannon and Freeman.

Dude has the same problem with overthrows.

Glenn
10-24-2013, 10:08 PM
Glannon.

Timone
10-24-2013, 10:15 PM
Think it's kinda weird that Tahoe trashes Statsford but praises Cam Newton even though Statsford is IMO the better QB.

Timone
10-24-2013, 10:16 PM
And it's not that I'm a Newton hater either - I have him in #fantasy.

Timone
10-24-2013, 10:19 PM
Love the rushing TD!

Timone
10-24-2013, 10:38 PM
Always liked Tolbert.

Timone
10-24-2013, 10:39 PM
Would be shocked if Schiano's coaching this team after tonight.

Timone
10-24-2013, 10:54 PM
Umm, it's 28-6, Brad. "Do or die time" was a long time ago.

Timone
10-24-2013, 11:04 PM
Watch out for the 'thers.

Timone
10-24-2013, 11:04 PM
Death song title that best describes TNF...

PULL THE PLUG!

Timone
10-24-2013, 11:25 PM
Laugh it up, Lions fans. The Bucs still have more Super Bowl wins than your team!!!

Tahoe
10-24-2013, 11:48 PM
You wouldn't take Cam over Stats?

Pocket passers (if you can call Stats that) are a thing of the past. He runs away at the first sign of pressure. If you can call what he does 'running'...maybe 'lumbers away'? More accurate, imo.

Dline peeps are more and more athletic and pockets close quickly. We need a mobile QB. Keep the drive alive with the legs, bishes.

Timone
10-25-2013, 01:35 AM
A pocket passer won the Super Bowl just last year.

Call me when SCAM stops caring so much about stats and actually leads his team to the playoffs, bro.

Tahoe
10-25-2013, 01:39 AM
There are enuf good oline peeps in the world for about 4 teams in the NFL. We don't have an oline that can create a pocket. So we don't need a QB that needs a pocket.

Timone
10-25-2013, 01:40 AM
Good discush, bro, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut it short. Don't want to have to go HAM on you.

Tahoe
10-25-2013, 01:41 AM
I was just going to say, you better not go there with me.....don't do it. You need to go to bed, bro. You need a good night sleep before we get into this discush.

j/k of course.

Timone
10-25-2013, 01:45 AM
There are enuf good oline peeps in the world for about 4 teams in the NFL. We don't have an oline that can create a pocket. So we don't need a QB that needs a pocket.

I'm going to address this later. I'll give you some time to get ready.

I'm going to unleash something fierce.

Tahoe
10-25-2013, 01:47 AM
If Linehan would ever pound the rock for a lil bit, the oline would jell a lil bit more. But that fuckstik is such an asshat...I swear if he were in front of me, I'd prolly kick him in the nutz.

Tahoe
10-25-2013, 01:48 AM
letting them jell/gel ???? who the fuck knows, letting the get their collective shit together on the run would help them create a pocket too, imo.

Meant to finish my thought above with that ^.

Timone
10-25-2013, 01:49 AM
Can't wait to post it. No way you're going to be able to argue against this.

Tahoe
10-25-2013, 01:50 AM
Don't post fuckin stats, bro.

Timone
10-25-2013, 01:50 AM
We can call this whole discush off if you'd like. I'd hate to do you like this, bro - I like you.

Tahoe
10-25-2013, 01:50 AM
Post an actual argument.

Tahoe
10-25-2013, 01:51 AM
I'd love to be convinced that Stats has a chance to win it all.

Timone
10-25-2013, 01:51 AM
Post an actual argument.

Oh, it's going to be an argument, and it's going to be unlike any other argument you've ever seen.

It's coming. Get ready.

Tahoe
10-25-2013, 01:53 AM
Coo. Was just hoping you weren't going to post some fuckin Oline stats shit fuck shit or something.

Timone
10-27-2013, 12:31 PM
Nicks needs to get out of MY DOGHOUSE today.

Timone
10-27-2013, 01:18 PM
Gore has to be 30 or over 30, right? Still getting it done.

Timone
10-27-2013, 01:40 PM
Is Tom Brady NOT elite anymore?

Timone
10-27-2013, 02:40 PM
Kaepernick is BACK!!

Timone
10-27-2013, 06:21 PM
BRONCOS ON UPSET ALERT.

Timone
10-27-2013, 06:23 PM
Bengals about to move to 6-2. Puke.

That division's a wrap.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 06:32 PM
^ yeah, thanks to Statsford fuckin up last week. :) Had2dewit

Timone
10-27-2013, 06:35 PM
I'd rather "we" not make the playoffs to be honest. I don't care if that makes me sound like a bad fan.

It'd be nice to be able to watch the playoffs without any stress for a change. "We" got a ring.

Timone
10-27-2013, 06:36 PM
Not like the Bengals are going to do shit anyway.

Timone
10-27-2013, 06:46 PM
Broncos tie it.

Vinny
10-27-2013, 06:50 PM
Had2dewit
Dude, you know Z's been off the dew right??? Just because you fell off the wagon doesn't give you any right to drag him down with you.

Timone
10-27-2013, 06:58 PM
No class.

Timone
10-27-2013, 07:18 PM
THROW TO HEATH, PLEASE!!!!

Timone
10-27-2013, 07:20 PM
Really? When you have HEEEEEEEEEEEATH?

Hate the Steelers.

Timone
10-27-2013, 07:53 PM
Packers 38
Vikings 17

DE
10-27-2013, 08:44 PM
Is it even worth trying to root for the Vikings? Oh hey, look they're already up. No wait, the Packers just march and score.

Timone
10-27-2013, 08:46 PM
They're wearing the all purps tonight. That doesn't bode well for the Pack.

Timone
10-27-2013, 08:47 PM
I'm going to lose my fantasy matchup because of a fuckin' kicker.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:18 PM
If the Rams need a QB, they might want to try for either Cassel or Ponder...

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:32 PM
This might actually turn out to be a decent game.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 09:34 PM
Hope Solo.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 09:35 PM
isn't jordy the cat the glanzie has a man crush on?

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:38 PM
isn't jordy the cat the glanzie has a man crush on?

He said he'd wash his car for him... sounds like something deeper...

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 09:41 PM
wowsers

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 09:41 PM
I wonder if Glanzie would take Jordy out in his boat?

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:43 PM
I wasn't really buying the Pack a couple weeks ago - thought they were too inconsistent. I'm buying at the moment. They look good.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:43 PM
^ Vikings though, so grain of salt.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:44 PM
At least they have the Lynx...

DE
10-27-2013, 09:45 PM
I feel like this game is already over.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 09:45 PM
Just wait til we get the Fudge Packers at our hizouse.

DE
10-27-2013, 09:45 PM
I wasn't really buying the Pack a couple weeks ago - thought they were too up and down. I'm buying at the moment. They look good.

Doesn't it seem like they do this a lot? Start a season weak and then just build up to devastating.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:46 PM
Something to think about, you guys. Will AP be in a different uniform soon?

DE
10-27-2013, 09:48 PM
Just wait til we get the Fudge Packers at our hizouse.

I know!

I'm trying not to think about it too much. It seems like now's not a bad time for that bye, especially if it gets Calvin 100%. After that is a HUGE hump. It many not be Washington or GB but the Lions have not been great in Chicago. And there's no doubt the Bears will be ready. That's a big game IMO.

After that they've got the Steelers and then Bucs at home. They beat Chicago and that TG game gets even better.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:50 PM
Vikings playing with some heart tonight. That's unusual for a Minnesota team.

DE
10-27-2013, 09:51 PM
Yeah, I'm glad to be wrong about that. Go Vikes!

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:51 PM
Vikings playing with some heart tonight. That's unusual for a Minnesota team.

Not named the Lynx, the reigning WNBA Champions.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:52 PM
What happened to the gif in my sig? Shit.

DE
10-27-2013, 09:53 PM
Something to think about, you guys. Will AP be in a different uniform soon?

Maybe Minny can get some karma style revenge and trade him to Dallas for a ridiculous haul of multi-year high draft picks.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:55 PM
Unity Detriot avatars, you guys?

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 09:56 PM
Bears should be without Cuntler and Briggs. We will/should win that one. If we can't beat the Bears in their current state, then we don't have much of a chance, imo.

For our next four, we need to beat the Bears and Bucs cuz the Steelers are playing better and the Pack will be tough. So to stay 2 games ahead of .500 we need the Bucs and Chicago. Would love to either beat the Steeler or the Pack too.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:57 PM
Seattle @ STL on MNF tomorrow.

Is this the worst two week stretch in MNF history?

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:57 PM
What the fuck happened to Dez's voice?

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 09:58 PM
Estrogen levels a lil high.

Timone
10-27-2013, 09:59 PM
I like Dez a lot. Could you imagine a Lions team with Calvin on one side and Dez the other? Man.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 09:59 PM
^ NO!

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 10:01 PM
Just when i tought he got over his stubbed vagina, he stubbed it again.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:01 PM
Just when i tought he got over his stubbed vagina, he stubbed it again.

At least he didn't hit his moms again.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:03 PM
^ He might later, who knows.

I like his talent.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:12 PM
I don't think anyone, even Tahoe, would argue that Rodgers ISN'T top notch. That guy makes chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:13 PM
Not saying James Jones, Randall Cobb and Nelson aren't good, because they clearly are.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 10:17 PM
I think he's a lil more fleet of foot than Stats too, even at Rodgers age.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:20 PM
What's the old cliche - "makes players around him better"? Rodgers does that.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 10:24 PM
Rodgers is a football player that makes football plays too.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:26 PM
Rodgers is a football player that makes football plays too.

He has a high football IQ. He's also deceptively athletic.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:26 PM
HE PUTS UP VIDEO GAME NUMBERS.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:35 PM
The Vikings played hard.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 10:35 PM
When Rodgers and other top notch QB's scramble, they look downfield. You Now Who doesn't generally do that.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:36 PM
When Rodgers and other top notch QB's scramble, they look downfield. You Now Who doesn't generally do that.

Brady? I agree - one of the chinks in his armor.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:37 PM
Can I play with Aaron Rodgers?

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 10:42 PM
Suh is gonna knock his ass out.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:45 PM
Suh is gonna knock his ass out.

How badly do you want to knock Vinny out?

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:46 PM
TEDDY!

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 10:51 PM
How badly do you want to knock Vinny out?

Don't want to knock Vinny out, cuz he's coming around. Just the other day he said that President Bush was awesome and that Odumba kind of sucks. He said Stats was all about numbers and not results in the win/loss column. So he is learning.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:51 PM
Don't want to knock Vinny out, cuz he's coming around. Just the other day he said that President Bush was awesome and that Odumba kind of sucks. He said Stats was all about numbers and not results in the win/loss column. So he is learning.


Poor guy must've fallen off the wagon again...

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:52 PM
I was thinking about starting Boykin today. Had I done that I would've won.

#FireTim #Lesswithmore

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:54 PM
Lacy's a beast.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:57 PM
Broncos/Chiefs in two weeks. The football fan in me is stocked about that football game between those two football teams.

Timone
10-27-2013, 10:59 PM
Even though I think the Chiefs are a boring ass team.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 11:01 PM
Early predick...Bronc's win. Chiefs are good but aren't 16-0 good. Bronc's need to keep pace and are already down 1 game to them. Need to get that one back.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:05 PM
Early predick...Bronc's win. Chiefs are good but aren't 16-0 good. Bronc's need to keep pace and are already down 1 game to them. Need to get that one back.

I don't even think they're 8-0 good, bro. Solid team, but overachievers IMO.

IT'S A PASSING LEAGUE, and I think when the Chiefs are put in situaishes where they HAVE to throw the ball they're going to get in trouble.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 11:08 PM
Me no likey the Rodges State Farm commershes or whatever they are. There wasn't one good commercial..ever.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:16 PM
I don't even think they're 8-0 good, bro. Solid team, but overachievers IMO.

IT'S A PASSING LEAGUE, and I think when the Chiefs are put in situaishes where they HAVE to throw the ball they're going to get in trouble.


TRANSLATION: Alex Smith = not elite; Alex Smith = not top notch.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:21 PM
Crucify me (no Jesus) if you must, but I don't think Ponder is as terrible as MoTown would have you believe.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 11:24 PM
He doesn't seem that bad. And they have Cassel too. I thought Cassel did ok for the Pats? Never got going with the Chiefs.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:29 PM
^ Cassel took the Chiefs to the playoffs one year and, unlike Stapherd, HOSTED a playoff game!

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:30 PM
He doesn't seem that bad. And they have Cassel too. I thought Cassel did ok for the Pats? Never got going with the Chiefs.

I know you like Freeman, but once he's taken over the role of starting QB Vikings fans are going to scream for Ponder IMO.

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 11:31 PM
I liked Freeman, but not sure after seeing him last week.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:32 PM
Not being familiar with the system doesn't excuse the overthrows.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:33 PM
I'm watching this postgame show, fuck it.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:33 PM
T, do you remember Flipper Anderson?

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 11:34 PM
Not being familiar with the system doesn't excuse the overthrows.

Agree

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 11:35 PM
T, do you remember Flipper Anderson?

I thought about it when I heard the name mentioned. I remember the name, but can't place him.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:36 PM
Do you remember Flip Saunders?

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 11:40 PM
No, but I remember Flip Murray.

Timone
10-27-2013, 11:43 PM
But you don't remember Murray from the Cowboys?

Tahoe
10-27-2013, 11:53 PM
Nope

Timone
10-28-2013, 09:35 PM
Shit, we're getting Harvin back soon, aren't we? Man, we're loaded.

Timone
10-28-2013, 11:24 PM
Terrible game, and it doesn't get much better next week - Bears without Cuntler @ Packers.

Timone
10-28-2013, 11:28 PM
Zac stacy is impressive.

Timone
10-28-2013, 11:35 PM
I have faith in our D.

Timone
10-28-2013, 11:36 PM
I wish we'd do something about our uniform situaish. Hideous.

Timone
10-28-2013, 11:40 PM
OUR D!!!

Tahoe
10-29-2013, 12:22 AM
Did I miss anything good?