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Tahoe
10-14-2013, 02:20 PM
So we are 4-2 with all of our away games done for the first half, so we have our 2 games at home. We actually could win these next 2 and finish 6-2 for the first half. We are playing slightly better, but have not played our best ball yet. We will put it together for a stretch sometime this season. Winning ugly in the first half and hopefully playing like a real NFL team in the second half.

Up first is Bungholes. Their D numbers are good, but we'll see about that. Not great on the road.

Our D is kind of like the reverse of our offense in that, when the offense NEEDs a first down, we can't get it. Our D gives up stupit yards early in games, but when its crunch time, they actually buckle down. Look at AP with his 78yd run or whatever and didn't get excrement after that. We gave up a games worth of rushing in the first half yesterday, but then shut them down when we needed to. That was on our LB, btw, not our D line. We are 2-0 at home. It would be so fuckin cool to make Ford Field OUR HOUSE. I dont care if Suh gets a unsportsmanlike or not. We need the Bengals to be pissin themselves. We need to intimidate a team that comes in to Suh's house.

Offensively it boils down to Linehan. What a dipshit, but he isn't going anywhere till the end of the season if at all. If we finish 9-7 or better he isn't going anyfuckinwhere. So Browns played zone all fuckin year and yesterday they played man. It took that fuckin dipshit til halftime to make that adjustment. Unbelievable. He put us in a 10pt hole. Stupit.

So anyway at this point the season is still alive, but limping even though we are 4-2. I'm not happy the way we've played, but that will soon change. We will get hot and blow motha fuckin teams out. Speshally at home.

LGL,YG.

Timone
10-14-2013, 06:56 PM
At first I thought this was going to be the OGT for games 7-16.

4-2 teams deserve individual game threads.

Tahoe
10-14-2013, 11:13 PM
^ agree.

Tahoe
10-17-2013, 03:39 AM
We gonna need our dline to downright fuck with Dalton all god damn day. I want Suh to snort at that mother fucker. If he can be rattled, Suh, Fairley, Ziggy and WY will do it. They need to get in that head of his. Help out our DBs and safeties who are banged up. Smack that redheaded mother fucker around a lil bit. Help Levy get another couple of picks. Our offense will score(those overpaid fucks better score) some points, so all we need is our defense to show up.

Tahoe
10-18-2013, 01:50 AM
I'm really starting to feel sorry for the Bungholes already. I mean they are going to get their fuckin asses KICKED! I bet they have 3 mother fuckers go to the lockeroom during the game. Lions are in the hurtin bidness. And its time to put a hurtin on they asses. Suh is going to be in a foul motha fuckin mood. Fairley's shoulder should be getting better. Ziggy needs to put up a couple of numbers for something. Hopefully a pick or some shit like that. Levy will get at least one pick. Delmas is going to put a lick on someone and get fined this weekend.

On the offense, shits just gonna click all god damn day. All god damn day. Everything is going to be working. Run the ball. Pass the ball. It won't matter. Shits just gonna click. Bush will go 100 and 50 receiving. Leshoure won't fumble but will have the longest run of the day. Bell will be limited cuz we won't need him. Dickerson, Fauria and Ogletree all get a td a piece.

5-2 bishes, mark it down.

Lions -3 btw.

DrRay11
10-18-2013, 09:25 AM
I'm really starting to feel sorry for the Bungholes already. I mean they are going to get their fuckin asses KICKED! I bet they have 3 mother fuckers go to the lockeroom during the game. Lions are in the hurtin bidness. And its time to put a hurtin on they asses. Suh is going to be in a foul motha fuckin mood. Fairley's shoulder should be getting better. Ziggy needs to put up a couple of numbers for something. Hopefully a pick or some shit like that. Levy will get at least one pick. Delmas is going to put a lick on someone and get fined this weekend.

On the offense, shits just gonna click all god damn day. All god damn day. Everything is going to be working. Run the ball. Pass the ball. It won't matter. Shits just gonna click. Bush will go 100 and 50 receiving. Leshoure won't fumble but will have the longest run of the day. Bell will be limited cuz we won't need him. Dickerson, Fauria and Ogletree all get a td a piece.

5-2 bishes, mark it down.

Lions -3 btw.

http://www.diehardsport.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/FauriaFace.gif

Timone
10-18-2013, 10:27 AM
How can someone who hates the Lions so much be so pumped?

DrRay11
10-18-2013, 10:51 AM
give the Lions' offnese a prime center and one more receiver... LOOKOUT

Tahoe
10-18-2013, 11:04 PM
How can someone who hates the Lions so much be so pumped?

Hate's a strong word.

Timone
10-19-2013, 07:40 AM
I'd like for Dalton to have a big game. Sorry, nothing personal.

Timone
10-19-2013, 03:19 PM
Hate's a strong word.

Very strong. Wish DrRay would stop telling me how much he "hates" you.

DrRay11
10-19-2013, 03:19 PM
?

Timone
10-19-2013, 03:22 PM
Sorry, back to the Lions regular season discussion...

Tahoe
10-20-2013, 12:17 AM
NFL NETWORK is NOT covering the embarrassment that is the Tigers, you guys.

Tahoe
10-20-2013, 12:18 AM
Its a good station to watch right now.

Timone
10-20-2013, 12:21 AM
What's on, a stupid fucking list show?

Timone
10-20-2013, 12:22 AM
Why don't they air some FOOTBALL GAMES? Past or present, doesn't matter to me.

Tahoe
10-20-2013, 12:24 AM
God I hope we win tomorrow. It might bring me out of this depression. Otherwise, it could be beer. Nah, vicodin. I'm feeling that bad about the Tigers. Its so fuckin hard to get there and we just fuck shit up so bad. Its like last year in the World Series.

Timone
10-20-2013, 12:28 AM
We are ass. FUCKING ASS.

Tahoe
10-31-2013, 03:26 PM
Bye came at the right time this year, imo.

Tahoe
10-31-2013, 03:31 PM
Hope Burleson is back after the break(pun intended). CJ should be healthier. Bush needs a lil break. Bell's ribs can heal. Hopefully Linehan realizes he's an idiot and resigns. etc etc etc.

Vinny
10-31-2013, 04:11 PM
Bye came at the right time this year, imo.
Yeah, can't hope for much better than exactly at the halfway point....getting a division rival right after is gravy...

Tahoe
11-02-2013, 02:14 AM
Hate to look ahead, but I'm gonna look ahead.

The Packer game on Turkey Day is more than likely going to be HUGE. If we have any chance of winning the division, we'll need to win that game. Pack has the Vikes at their place and we have the Bucs at our place the week prior.

Advantage Packers. They play the Vikes twice (obviously) so they won't need to prepare for them as much the 2nd time as they will the first time. They play them I think 3 weeks prior too. Fuckin bullshit. We have to prepare for a team that we see once. So the week prior to Thursdays game the Pack will prolly get some work in on us. bitches.

The game is at Ford Field. Advantage Lions. nuff said.

We'll have to see where injuries are at that time, but we are relatively healthy. Pack is still hurting a lil bit.

I could see the Pack being 8-3 going into that game. We should be 7-4 or 8-3 if we beat the Steelers. I'm just not sure if this team is ready to handle success. The more you win the more pressure there is. It could make us better or we could start beating ourselves....see Martin's punt v Bungholes.

Regardless, that it a game that is a measuring stick for us, or should be. The fuckin coaches NEED TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND HAVE US PREPARED for starters. I think the players will take it from there. But I hope Linehan can make adjustments a little quicker if need be. You know GB will hold something back for that game.

We need to stomp those fuckheads.

DrRay11
11-02-2013, 11:36 AM
that would be so nice to fuck those fuckers up

Tahoe
11-04-2013, 11:55 PM
Didn't have consistent viewing time. Estabo ocupado, iykwim.

So the Bears??? Are they for real? Or did they just beat a team without a QB?

Serious question. Hope someone answers.

I realize 'on any given week, any team in the NFL can beat any .... NFL', but is this Bears team sumpin we need to worry about next week. Or are they like the Steelers, no need to worry.

Tahoe
11-05-2013, 01:17 PM
5-3, 5-3, 5-3. So who wins. At least one talking head picked the Lions. Bill Pollian (Polian?). He said NFL games are generally won by 7pts or less so the 2 minute drills are important. He said with Stats and CJ on offense and our D line that can stop the opposing QBs in the 2 minute that the Lions are his choice to win the division.