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Timone
10-02-2013, 06:08 PM
Today I learned that MoTown is 1/4 Norwegian!

Always thought he was full blooded Minnesotan.

Timone
10-03-2013, 07:04 PM
While reading an article on Gary Numan, I learned that there is "negative Atheism" and "positive Atheism."

Timone
10-08-2013, 06:48 PM
That Tahoe's real name is "John John."

Uncle Mxy
10-09-2013, 09:12 AM
That the Israeli national anthem sounds like a dirge.

Tahoe
10-09-2013, 02:14 PM
That the Haifa's are prolly a better match for UofM.

Uncle Mxy
10-11-2013, 09:50 AM
Mixing and matching too many different kinds of wines does not agree with me.

Uncle Mxy
12-15-2013, 08:49 AM
Mort Crim was the inspiration for Ron Burgundy?
I always throught it was Bill Bonds.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520941/Meet-Mort-Crim--Will-Ferrells-inspiration-Anchormans-Ron-Burgundy.html

Glenn
12-27-2013, 04:36 PM
Nicko McBrain has been a born again Christian since 1999

MikeMyers
12-29-2013, 12:54 AM
http://spotlight.duke.edu/50years/files/2012/11/50th_logo.png

Timone
12-29-2013, 01:45 AM
https://24.media.tumblr.com/2791db30dea964a464ce37ac86c716e7/tumblr_my2tr0RzSA1qewacoo9_500.jpg

Vinny
12-29-2013, 01:49 AM
http://076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.c om/images/files/000/006/087/original/original.0

Timone
02-01-2014, 07:33 PM
that Tubby's now delivers

Tahoe
02-02-2014, 01:09 AM
That beer and Vodka, splash of cran and diet 7up is good. Really good.

Timone
02-12-2014, 07:35 PM
Execution by elephant was a common method of capital punishment in South and Southeast Asia, and particularly in India. The animals were trained to execute two ways: Slowly, in a prolonged manner, dismembering and torturing or by Crushing, which killed the victim nearly instantly.

DrRay11
02-15-2014, 12:43 AM
Ellen Page is gay. Good for her for the courage and example etc but damn. Another one off the market

Timone
02-15-2014, 12:45 AM
I knew it the moment I saw "Juno."

Hate that movie. Man.

Uncle Mxy
02-17-2014, 11:38 AM
I knew it the moment I saw "Juno."

Hate that movie. Man.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I6z63evyGGg/Tk2wG9x9BNI/AAAAAAAAATE/i3Ux20MJMTI/s1600/Ellen+Page+-+Boltie+-+Ellen+Page+-+Superhero+-+Ellen+Page+Sidekick+-+Ellen+Page+Adorable+-+Juno.jpg

Timone
02-19-2014, 05:32 PM
That Cossacks are still around. http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/olympics/whip-wielding-russian-cossacks-attack-pussy-riot-members-near-sochi-olympics/2014/02/19/5ae278a2-9979-11e3-b931-0204122c514b_story.html

MikeMyers
02-19-2014, 06:36 PM
That co-workers are even dumber than I thought

Uncle Mxy
02-22-2014, 07:36 AM
That co-workers are even dumber than I thought
Think of it as a challenge to the imagination.

MikeMyers
02-28-2014, 10:23 PM
I learned Tahoe is missing

Vinny
03-01-2014, 02:38 AM
Likely dead.

Timone
03-01-2014, 02:53 AM
I want the old Tahoe back. If he's just going to pull that shit from 3 weeks ago he can stay dehd.

MikeMyers
03-01-2014, 03:47 PM
I must have missed it. Is their a link

Vinny
03-01-2014, 10:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQFYqNeaQMk
I must have missed it. Is their a link

Timone
04-26-2014, 06:58 AM
That one of my great (x4) grandfathers was a beloved shoemaker in his village and the youngsters used to visit and listen to him tell made up stories.

In other words, my gr-gr-gr-gr grandfather is Tahoe.

Vinny
04-26-2014, 10:44 AM
That one of my great (x4) grandfathers was a beloved shoemaker in his village and the youngsters used to visit and listen to him tell made up stories.

In other words, my gr-gr-gr-gr grandfather is Tahoe.

So does that make your Dad 'The Boy'?

Timone
05-08-2014, 09:03 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/ac2460fd98cd6f60276b31e04f6713fc/tumblr_n0fy4hKMHJ1rhavdko2_500.png

DrRay11
05-09-2014, 12:02 AM
Probably 'hoe. Dude's weird

Timone
08-08-2014, 04:40 PM
I am an INFP.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INFP#Characteristics_of_INFPs

Uncle Mxy
08-11-2014, 11:10 AM
I oscillate between INTJ and INTP.
Really strong INT and a really weak J or P.

Timone
08-18-2014, 02:04 PM
I'M BIPOLAR

SHAKING MY GODDAMN HEAD

Glenn
08-18-2014, 02:15 PM
It happens, dude. Don't let the stigma get you down.

#StayStrong

Timone
08-18-2014, 03:45 PM
It happens, dude. Don't let the stigma get you down.

#StayStrong

You're full of it today. Thanks.

(by it I mean wisdom)

Glenn
08-18-2014, 05:21 PM
Your friends here support you and love you.

MikeMyers
08-18-2014, 09:49 PM
I'm here for you Tim

Timone
08-21-2014, 09:03 PM
My grandfather is dating a 21-year-old chick. So awesome.

Tahoe
08-21-2014, 10:15 PM
^ nuttin wrong wit dat.

Uncle Mxy
08-23-2014, 05:54 AM
My grandfather is dating a 21-year-old chick. So awesome.

Hate to ask, but have you checked your grandpa's will lately?

An older uncle of mine married someone nearly 30 years his junior, and his kid (my cousin) will likely suffer for it.

Glenn
04-28-2015, 12:12 PM
Nick Saban's daughter

Uncle Mxy
05-07-2015, 12:09 PM
I learned Tahoe is missing

I learned Tahoe is still alive. Apparently he got married:

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21405437


Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

Timone
05-07-2015, 10:20 PM
Check MLive, Mxy.

Vinny
05-17-2015, 01:33 AM
The plural of Octopuss is Octopusses not Octopi.

Timone
09-17-2016, 01:00 AM
AOL still exists and the public chats are still amusing

Timone
09-17-2016, 01:04 AM
AOL still exists and the public chats are still amusing

"Sixties plus love 1"
"Sixties plus love 2"