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Let's go Red Wings, you guys.

Still can't get a bump over "Other/All Sports" huh?

When the road is hot and sticky, it's no time for dunkin' dicky.

When the dew is on the pumpkin, it's time for dicky dunkin'.

LET'S GO RED WINGS YOU GUYS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBb_rD0RQPY

HGYROYG

HGYESGUSOYG

Still can't get a bump over "Other/All Sports" huh?

This fucking pisses me off so much. This should even be above the fucking NCAA. It's Glan's fault too, right?

I'm so psyched for tonight. I hope they sell out the Joe for this one. Can't wait to see what they really do now that the season's here.

Oh well, DE. We'll just do our talking on the ice!

Let's go Red Wings, you guys. #GetYourRedOn #Hockeytown

It's like the Gin Blossoms said, you guys: "The past is gone but something might be found to take its place." The past is game 7 against Chicago, you guys.

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This fucking pisses me off so much. This should even be above the fucking NCAA. It's Glan's fault too, right?

I'm so psyched for tonight. I hope they sell out the Joe for this one. Can't wait to see what they really do now that the season's here.

It's Vinny's sandbox these days. I was overthrown.

IT'S TIME BITCHES

Man, Detroit and Boston in the same division. Eat shit, Dennis Leary!

Detriot is a $cUM town, we don't give a fuck about Ryan Miller being an MSU guy.

Who scores the first goal of the season, you guys?

I'm going to think outside the box. Dats.

Bruins have a Stafford. YUK!

Well that sucked.

First goal: My wild guess is Abdelkader

Bruins have a Stafford. YUK!

Do they have a Howard??

From grinding pressure to being down 2 men. Crazy.

Saved by Howard! What else is new?

Man, Weiss almost had one.

OMG was that close. How'd he miss that?

Yeah, that got me stocked. Too bad we didn't capitalize.

"I'm going to go read Jeff Moss's tweets about the game and see what he thinks." - Jeff Moss

I like how they killed those penalties.

BETWEEN THE GLASS~!!!!~!!

It's no "From the Bleachers."

I like that third line. I mean it's amazing that we can see Cleary and Bert as steady 3rd liners. That's cool.

Man, Leif Ericson just broke Zetty's stick.

Weiss = MY WING.

Damn. Weiss with another "almost"

Who is Weiss? Was he on the team last year?

Yeah, he must've been. I kind of remember him.

Yeah, he must've been. I kind of remember him.

He's been with the Wings forever, man!

Oh yeah, "we" got Dekeyser back too.

HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES

SAMUELSON!!!

Nice hand-eye coordination

Wouldn't have happened without Emmerton. SUCK IT, MOSS.

I think he was really focused in trying to win.

Yeah that was our fourth line that scored. Awesome.

No fucking way.

I didn't even see the puck there. Apparently neither did Ryan Miller.

1 GOAL AWAY FROM FREE CURLY FRIES!!!

DAMN, went to get the clothes out of the dryer and we score twice. So now I feel like I shouldn't watch and we score again.

Could watch baseball.

My man Pav. On a side note check out his Facebook page. My favorite post is him hanging out with Big Sean.

No fucking way.

I didn't even see the puck there. Apparently neither did Ryan Miller.

Ha!

Who is Weiss? Was he on the team last year?

We got him through FA. He was a top player for the Panthers. The hockey press knocked him because the Panters never made it to the playoff. Of course they're being incredibly shitty might have been more of a factor. Most hockey writers are just plain morons.

Power play coming for my #RedWingsYouGuys

DAMN, went to get the clothes out of the dryer and we score twice. So now I feel like I shouldn't watch and we score again.

Could watch baseball.

If you watch baseball the Indians will score.

Love Daniel Albertson. Been a big fan of his for many years!

We got him through FA. He was a top player for the Panthers. The hockey press knocked him because the Panters never made it to the playoff. Of course they're being incredibly shitty might have been more of a factor. Most hockey writers are just plain morons.

What line is he on?

Man, that was a bad decish by Stafford.

(Where have you heard that before? Ha!!!)

LOL thought we were playing Boston. Not even payin attention, I guess.

That was a fun period. Hockey is back!

What line is he on?

Our now incredibly powerful second line. Those two big FA pickups give the Wings the chance to keep 40 and 13 (channeling my inner Doc) on the first line and still have a strong second line.

Our now incredibly powerful second line. Those two big FA pickups give the Wings the chance to keep 40 and 13 (channeling my inner Doc) on the first line and still have a strong second line.

Man, reading that pumped me up. Stocked.

THIS TEAM would've finished Chicago off!

2nd period time.

That Z is such a fucking goon.

Man, I gotta take a dump. Maybe "we" will score another one while I'm on the 'let.

Man, reading that pumped me up. Stocked.

THIS TEAM would've finished Chicago off!

You heard the announcers wondering if just Helm would have been the difference. I think if the Wings had had DeKeyser they close out that series too. This team they have now up 3-1....

Man, this team is fun to watch.

One too many passes there.

But who am I to criticize?

WAIVED OFF? BULLSHIT!

Why do they hate us?

That's a bad call.

So they wave off the legit goal and put the wings down a man. Bad.

Wish we didn't dick up that penalty shot

2-0 lead ain't shit in today's NHl, you guys. Let's score a couple more!

Wish we didn't dick up that penalty shot

I'm at the point now where I would much rather have the two minute advantage in pretty much every case.

^ Yeah, that.

Nice kill there.

The PK has looked good. Though maybe the Sabers have helped.

The passing was pretty but pressure slacked and it showed. Of course the third goal counting might have helped.

I'd like to see them be better on the PP too. The movement and all that was great. It'll be the conversion % that matters though.

Bad decision by Howard.

Can't turn the puck over!!! :(

That goal was a fuckup on Howard but the Wings have been weak for over a period now. Too little pressure, too little down low and the second and third lines have disappeared.

LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!!

Couple good drives on the PP but no dice.

Empty net.

Phew! Closer than maybe it should've been but I'll take the W.

Good game. Not great but it's just the first game.

Good game. Not great but it's just the first game.

First game, first WIN!!!

Couple good drives on the PP but no dice.

A lot of getting it back to the point and little else at times. Yes, Alfredson's got a canon but it doesn't help when everyone knows what's coming.

Can't wait for Friday! Wings, game 1...man...

1-0 VS THE BIG BAD EASTERN CONFERENCE

Can you believe Howard on his giveaway? What was he thinking? I mean how in the hell....







NVM just goofin.

The fuckup is Howard's but watching that again now, he also had at least one other Wing right by him. Someone needed to yell at him where to go with that puck. That was bad communication too.

Whatever happened, and I think it was all Howard other than as you say, the other player could've yelled, it CAN'T happen if the Cup is our goal.