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Timone
09-30-2013, 10:14 PM
Chargers/Raiders moved to 11 EST, so after SNF is over flip to NFL Network if you get it.

Timone
09-30-2013, 10:15 PM
Or don't.

Tahoe
09-30-2013, 10:21 PM
Nice. I like a game coming on that late.

Timone
10-02-2013, 07:04 PM
CBS early: NE/CIN
CBS late: DEN/DAL
FOX single: DET/GB
SNF: HOU/SF
NFLN: Chargers/Raiders
MNF: Jets/Falcons

Tahoe
10-02-2013, 07:49 PM
^ not a bad lineup.

Timone
10-03-2013, 06:43 PM
Tahoe, who you got in tonight's showdown?

Tahoe
10-03-2013, 06:49 PM
I don't have a pick yet, but I think its going to be a good game. I'll really want to watch when Browns D and Bills O is on the field. Whomever wins that battle will prolly win the game.

DrRay11
10-03-2013, 07:46 PM
Can't believe the stupid fuck'n sports package with NFLN cost $10/month. So steamed

Tahoe
10-03-2013, 07:50 PM
^ Which provider is that, D?

Tahoe
10-03-2013, 07:57 PM
Tahoe, who you got in tonight's showdown?

When its a toss-up, I guess I should go with the home team.

Browns.

DrRay11
10-03-2013, 08:02 PM
RCN

Timone
10-03-2013, 08:45 PM
HOYER'S HURT.

Timone
10-03-2013, 08:54 PM
Man, that was an awesome hit by Mingo.

Timone
10-03-2013, 08:58 PM
Keko Alonzo (sp?) is a nice young player.

Timone
10-03-2013, 09:09 PM
Unlike Sproles, Weeden IS a scrub.

Timone
10-03-2013, 09:18 PM
Like the Browns D.

Timone
10-03-2013, 09:24 PM
Jordan Cameron = not a scrub.

Timone
10-03-2013, 09:52 PM
Stevie Johnson out. Great, just fucking great!

Timone
10-03-2013, 10:29 PM
THE BILLS HAVE A MIDGET AS A TRAINER!!!

Timone
10-03-2013, 10:43 PM
Man, like that Josh Gordon dude's talent.

Timone
10-03-2013, 11:41 PM
I BELIEVE!

Tahoe
10-03-2013, 11:56 PM
Kiko Alonso?

Tahoe
10-03-2013, 11:57 PM
Browns look one of the tougher opponents for my Lions this year. Thought it'd be Stillers or Giants or some shit like that.

Timone
10-06-2013, 09:07 AM
You talking about Walter? Not playing - dead./@ReggieEvans30 My running back need a big day to win. We have to keep Payton on the sideline.


No idea why this cracked me up.

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:12 PM
Miami has a 3-1 ball team and it seems like at least half the fans are Ravens fans.

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:17 PM
Ihedigbro!!

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:20 PM
Left Blackmon on the bench in one of my leagues. Christ...

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:21 PM
5 games in and the Dolphins have given up 19 sacks. Horrible.

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:37 PM
Now Rice has got fumblitis. Smh.

We need to suck for Sefarian-Jenkins. If they replaced Dickson with him... man....

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:39 PM
This game is an eye sore. Two bad teams.

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:42 PM
You're being overpaid to catch balls, not drop them, Mike Dubya.

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:42 PM
Would still take him on THIS garbage offense in a heartbeat. Man...

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:51 PM
s'up with A.J. being shutout right now?

Timone
10-06-2013, 01:52 PM
TY, T.Y.!!!!

Timone
10-06-2013, 02:03 PM
Jags trade away Eugene Monroe and now they've lost Joeckel. 0-16.

Timone
10-06-2013, 02:31 PM
VICK, SHIT

Glenn
10-06-2013, 02:38 PM
VICK, SHIT

Wha happen?

Timone
10-06-2013, 02:43 PM
Hammy.

Timone
10-06-2013, 03:58 PM
BRADY'S STREAK ENDS

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:06 PM
Man, I was wrong about Torrey not having some #1 in him. He does.

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:17 PM
YOU CAN'T BUY HEART, MIAMI!!!

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:18 PM
The Russell Wilson the Russell Realson? We'll see.

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:30 PM
Rooting for the Cowboys in the game, but need Romo to not have a big game.

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:32 PM
Man, Candy Reid. 5-0.

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:33 PM
Denver secondary = fkn trash.

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:38 PM
The Mamba!

Wait, different Bryant.

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:41 PM
@MVFive
It's clear to safe Dez Bryant is a true professional at his work. "Oh and look at his shoes" #SWAG #HeWasTheUnderDog

^ Can I get a translation?

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:49 PM
lol, fuck Decker.

Timone
10-06-2013, 04:56 PM
Still feeling good about your prediction, Mork?

Timone
10-06-2013, 05:10 PM
Man, dat 1st quarter.

Timone
10-06-2013, 05:56 PM
Broncos. Jesus.

Glenn
10-06-2013, 05:58 PM
Still feeling good about your prediction, Mork?

Would be up more if hadn't fumbled.

Is that what you mean?

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 05:58 PM
Not counting the Boyz out.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:11 PM
Would be up more if hadn't fumbled.

Is that what you mean?

Was actually asking you about your Broncos/Cowboys prediction, but hey, solid effort from your team today.

Glenn
10-06-2013, 06:14 PM
Was actually asking you about your Broncos/Cowboys prediction, but hey, solid effort from your team today.

That's what I was referring too, too.

My team stinks.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:15 PM
That's what I was referring too, too.

My team stinks.

Oh, right. Sorry.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:15 PM
Might take a nap and try to wake up for SNF. This one looks to be under control.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:21 PM
Hate Peyton and the 'cos, but this is just insane.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:23 PM
Fuck Anchorman.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:26 PM
This Williams cat is a baller.

UNLIKE THAT OTHER WR NAMED WILLIAMS THAT THEY TRADED FOR A FEW YEARS AGO.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:27 PM
ONLY UP 31 NOW.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:45 PM
Dez is a BEAST, but I'm not liking these points from Romo.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:49 PM
PEYTON JUST THREW AN INTERCEPTION

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:53 PM
STOP IT, ROMO

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 06:54 PM
JJust tuning in now.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 06:54 PM
Wow, refs just missed an interference call righ there.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 06:55 PM
Looks like they scored anyway???? Penalty?

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 06:55 PM
Was Homo over the line?

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:55 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 06:55 PM
Oh, just going for 2.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:56 PM
Denver's D is almost as awful as their offense is incredible.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 06:56 PM
Boyz'z are upz 3.

Timone
10-06-2013, 06:59 PM
Going to need Romo to not do anything the rest of the game and Andre to have a quiet game tonight.

I still have Phil Dawson going.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:01 PM
Peyton looks rattled.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:01 PM
Going to need Romo to play like Stafford the rest of the game and for Andre to have a quiet game tonight.

I still have Phil Dawson going.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:05 PM
Go get another neck surgery, Peyton, you WASHED UP HICK BASTARD.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:10 PM
Love Dez. Glad he's got his head screwed on straight.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:12 PM
Romo to Dezzie.

NICE

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:12 PM
sigh

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:13 PM
Horrible secondary.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:13 PM
Bronco's need Miller back.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:14 PM
Dez is a big boy. Didn't realize that or forgot about how big he is. Looks bigger than a TE.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:15 PM
Vinny Marlins earned it.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:18 PM
Sometimes you just gotta forget about fantasy, sit back... and smile.

Fun game.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:21 PM
Thats part of the reason I quit. I enjoy the game. I think my last league was 99 or something. I started thinking about fantasy all the time and never 'sat back and smiled'

Glenn
10-06-2013, 07:22 PM
This is like a video game.

#cliches

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:23 PM
Man...

This 4 down territory for Denver?

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:29 PM
Ouch. Same old Romo.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:34 PM
What'd he do, throw a pick?

Don't really care, but wondering.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:34 PM
I don't think Moreno even tried to score there.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:36 PM
What'd he do, throw a pick?

Don't really care, but wondering.

Yeap.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:37 PM
That was a lil dramatic there Peyton. Talking about his slide.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:39 PM
Watch HOU/SF end up being like a 3-0 game.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 07:41 PM
U gonna watch SNF?

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:42 PM
Yep.

Let's go Niners, you guys.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:45 PM
Rodney Harrison calling out Sherman.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:50 PM
Too bad I won't get to see my bro Pat Willis play tonight.

Timone
10-06-2013, 07:51 PM
Man, Packers/Ravens next week. H ope I get that on the TV.

Glenn
10-06-2013, 08:04 PM
Romo-era Cowboys always seem so Lions-ish to me.

It's just so obvious that the guy is always going to lose.

Timone
10-06-2013, 08:11 PM
Already over the "Discount Daaaa-ble Check" commercial.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 08:13 PM
Romo-era Cowboys always seem so Lions-ish to me.

It's just so obvious that the guy is always going to lose.

POTM!

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 08:13 PM
And your post will automatically be entered in our Post of the Year competition.

Timone
10-06-2013, 08:24 PM
SNF intro is way too long. And embarrassing. The kind of shit that makes me ashamed.

Timone
10-06-2013, 08:25 PM
And your post will automatically be entered in our Post of the Year competition.

"Our" being MLive's, right?

Timone
10-06-2013, 08:26 PM
Just a little guy humor there, man.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 08:27 PM
MDEAD

Timone
10-06-2013, 08:27 PM
Call me insensitive, but I'm leaving for a few seconds while she sings the anthem.

Timone
10-06-2013, 08:28 PM
God bless those women, though!

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 08:32 PM
If the fuckin telecast starts at 5 fuckin 20 then the fuckin game should start at 5 fuckin 20. This pregame bullshit should cover all of the bullshit talking head phegz. Instead, after we have to listen to them phegs for a couple of hours, we get to listen to them again when the game is supposed to be on.

Then they fuckin introduce all the players on offense for this team, defense for that team, offense for that team and defense for this team and then go to Michelle again and a couple of updates and shazam, its fuckin halftime.

Ok, on to the game.

Timone
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
LOL

Timone
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
If the fuckin telecast starts at 5 fuckin 20 then the fuckin game should start at 5 fuckin 20. This pregame bullshit should cover all of the bullshit talking head phegz. Instead, after we have to listen to them phegs for a couple of hours, we get to listen to them again when the game is supposed to be on.

Then they fuckin introduce all the players on offense for this team, defense for that team, offense for that team and defense for this team and then go to Michelle again and a couple of updates and shazam, its fuckin halftime.

Ok, on to the game.

POTY candidate

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
I need the over on this one and I'll be 3-1 today.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
Will I be automatically... NVM.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 08:57 PM
D took one to the hizzy and now the O. I think SF might be back on track. If they just run the ball decently, they'll be fine. They will NOT get by Seattle though.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 09:20 PM
Don't forget about the Charger Raider game tnite.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 09:22 PM
Almost to the hizzie again.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 09:22 PM
Is it hizzy or hizzie?

Timone
10-06-2013, 09:23 PM
Is it hizzy or hizzie?

"House," bro.

Like I said, this team will never win a 'ship with Schaub.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 09:25 PM
"House," bro.

Like I said, this team will never win a 'ship with Schaub.

Schlob is whatchacall 'not good'.

Timone
10-06-2013, 09:25 PM
Looking like "OUR" 49ers tonight.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 09:26 PM
Maybe I'm going through, another, mid-life crisis, but saying 'hizzy' instead of 'house' makes me feel young again.

Ok, thats just weird.

Timone
10-06-2013, 09:29 PM
Dumb Sparty!

Timone
10-06-2013, 09:29 PM
CJ Spilner? I thought he played for the Bills?

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 09:42 PM
A few more points this half would be great.

Timone
10-06-2013, 09:47 PM
Quit fucking throwing to Johnson!

Timone
10-06-2013, 09:59 PM
Don't forget about the Charger Raider game tnite.

I might be able to make it.

Timone
10-06-2013, 10:03 PM
That would've been ruled a catch a few years ago.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 10:14 PM
There ya go. Down 18, but made a play so dance ur ass off, foo. SMH

Timone
10-06-2013, 10:26 PM
Jesus, it's only 21-3, change up the fucking play calling a little bit, SF.

Timone
10-06-2013, 10:27 PM
Yes, bring on Dawson!

Timone
10-06-2013, 10:30 PM
Dawsome!

Timone
10-06-2013, 10:52 PM
The slime = bubbling.

Timone
10-06-2013, 10:55 PM
More points from Dawsome!

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 10:57 PM
Give me 9 more points someone.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 10:58 PM
ah...make that 6 more.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:04 PM
You like Deshaun Foster, bro? I like Deshaun Foster. Great player for the Texans.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:11 PM
He kind of has a shitty attitude, iirc. He doesn't look like he's in to this game much. Can't blame him on that, I guess.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:13 PM
Colt Brennan in for the 49ers. It's officially garbage time!

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:13 PM
He kind of has a shitty attitude, iirc. He doesn't look like he's in to this game much. Can't blame him on that, I guess.

Looks like he's running hard to me. The jawing when you're being whooped is stupid though.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:14 PM
Staley yelling like a bitch, lol.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:16 PM
I bet 9ers don't score a TD here and I lose the over.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:17 PM
You ready for MORE FOOTBALL?

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:20 PM
I'm up, or to be cool, I'm down with some more ball.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:23 PM
I'm up, or to be cool, I'm down with some more ball.

So what you're saying is you're GAME.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:39 PM
Fantastic throw by Pryor. Raiders might have something here.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:39 PM
No friggin' idea where that was in college.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:39 PM
You ready for MORE FOOTBALL?

I'm game.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:40 PM
You see that throw?

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:44 PM
Sure did. Pryor went to UofM.

I was still wondering who the fuck Rivers was throwing to on the pick.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:45 PM
Holy shit, someone has the motta lite going tnite. Could be one of my tenants since l live close to a couple of them.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:46 PM
OT...windows open tnite. Great night. Weather was epic all weekend.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:54 PM
Raiders have a nice gameplan on offense so far.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:56 PM
Holy shit, someone has the motta lite going tnite. Could be one of my tenants since l live close to a couple of them.

Fuck, I think I'm starting to get stoned. Someone got it goin on.

Timone
10-06-2013, 11:56 PM
Pryor looks good, but I won't get ahead of myself. SD D sucks.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:57 PM
Raiders have a nice gameplan on offense so far.

I guess, if you believe some of these fans out here, they have turned a corner a lil bit. Still getting rid of Al's leftovers but they think they're getting it going. I dont' watch them, so I don't know.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:58 PM
Pryor looks good, but I won't get ahead of myself. SD D sucks.

AFC West is KC and Denver, iirc. So Oakland better beat up on the rest of the division if they want to do something.

Tahoe
10-06-2013, 11:59 PM
Well, since there is only one other team, SD, I guess that was a stupit post. Just plain stupit.

Timone
10-07-2013, 12:02 AM
Well, since there is only one other team, SD, I guess that was a stupit post. Just plain stupit.

Retarted, even.

14-0 OAK.

Timone
10-07-2013, 12:10 AM
Motown's own, Tony Gates. Getting it done again.

Tahoe
10-07-2013, 12:59 AM
Halftime at 10pm PST. Love it.

Timone
10-07-2013, 07:35 PM
Dilfer sure likes saying "football."

Timone
10-07-2013, 07:58 PM
ICE isn't going to lose a second straight home game is he?

Timone
10-07-2013, 08:00 PM
Fucking Tahoe didn't even keep me updated on the Raiders game last night, so I had to go on ESPN and see what the final/box score looked like when I woke up this morning.

Timone
10-07-2013, 09:35 PM
Jets up 10 in Hotlanta. Wow.

Glenn
10-07-2013, 09:54 PM
Mike Smith may have just gotten himself fired.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:03 PM
Cowher would be a nice fit.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:18 PM
Went 4-0 in all of my leagues this week. Think that's like the 3rd time that's happened now.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:22 PM
REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE WERE HYPE ABOUT STEVEN JACKSON GOING TO THE FALCONS?

Glenn
10-07-2013, 10:26 PM
Want to break something when Berman comes on.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:28 PM
Seems like a good game, I'll tune in.

What else am I going to watch? BASEBALL? LOL

Glenn
10-07-2013, 10:29 PM
LET'S GO SPACE TRUCKIN

Glenn
10-07-2013, 10:30 PM
You guy getting those commercials ad nauseum or is it just a #WestMI thing?

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:30 PM
Giants/Bears on Thursday

First to 4 picks loses. It'll probably be Eli.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:33 PM
What's Matty Ice's record when he's trailing with 19 minutes left in the game?!?!?

Glenn
10-07-2013, 10:36 PM
He looks like a turd tonight. That o-line is turrible, though.

Glenn
10-07-2013, 10:37 PM
Honestly, if I was building a team from scratch, QB-WR-OL is the way to go.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:37 PM
Dude, MNF is so much more watchable when you're drowning out the commentary with music. Incredible.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:41 PM
Turrible o-line.


^ Sick of the excuses.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:44 PM
Jets d-line is pretty "dope" though.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:46 PM
Looked like a horse collar to me.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:51 PM
So, this is really happening.

Timone
10-07-2013, 10:58 PM
Guy Fieri commercial.

Timone
10-07-2013, 11:05 PM
JACQUI ICE

Timone
10-07-2013, 11:07 PM
some dude in one of my other leagues put up 180 points.

Vinny
10-07-2013, 11:20 PM
Need one more yard from Julio to win my game in my money league. Down 4.9 and we get a 5 point bonus at 100.

Timone
10-07-2013, 11:20 PM
Need one more yard from Julio to win my game in my money league. Down 4.9 and we get a 5 point bonus at 100.

Going to need Taheo to explain the math here.

Vinny
10-07-2013, 11:22 PM
Going to need Taheo to explain the math here.
He was a math major after all/.

Timone
10-07-2013, 11:26 PM
That is, unless MLive guy killed him.

Timone
10-07-2013, 11:30 PM
Ice's fault for leaving Geno that much time. Overrated, overpaid idiot.

Tahoe
10-07-2013, 11:34 PM
Geno acts like an old pro.

Timone
10-07-2013, 11:45 PM
9.5 POINT UNDERDOGS