The drive for five begins Friday. Let's go Tigers, you guys.

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We're the boyz from Detroit City.

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Alla kazoo, kazoo kazam
son of bitch, god damn,
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We're the boyz from Detroit City.

Hate the A's.

And it's dumb that they are called the A's.

Are we the T's?

TIGERS SWEEP.

Yeah, I said it.

And it's dumb that they are called the A's.

Are we the T's?

T's and A's. Ha!

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We're the boyz from Detroit City.

This is so fucking brilliant.

This is so fucking brilliant.Get your rally sig on biatch.

I was thinking about getting some bros and signing up on a couple A's boards acting like A's fans and then just start bitching about how bad the A's/we suck.

Kinda like what you do here re: the Lions?

jk

I love the Lions. I wish I didn't, but I can't stop being a fan of the team. Wish I could. Saw the Tigers win it twice, Wings several times, Pistons 3 times, but never the Lions. They have to do it before I check out.

It could be perceived as the same, but its not. I hate the Athledicks.

I love the Lions. I wish I didn't, but I can't stop being a fan of the team. Wish I could. Saw the Tigers win it twice, Wings several times, Pistons 3 times, but never the Lions. They have to do it before I check out.

I don't want them to if it means you're going to check out, bro.

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Son of a bitch, God damn,
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We're the boyz from Detroit City!

That said, Leyland will undoubtedly piss me off to no end during the playoffs.

I have a bad feeling about these playoffs. I have no scientific evidence to come to that conclusion. I just have a bad feeling.

That said, I'll get on this unity sig bandwagon.

Good to have Motown and WTFChris on board.

TAHOE???!!!?!

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Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

ONE MORE DAY

Good to have Motown and WTFChris on board.

TAHOE???!!!?!

I'm down.

I think it's been maybe 20 years since a Mitch Albom column actually got me energized and pumped up for game or series.

http://www.freep.com/article/20131004/COL01/310040025/Mitch-Albom-couch-last-year-s-playoffs-Tigers-Martinez-Hunter-bring-hunger-hope

I am fucking ready! Bring on the fucking A's!

Shit, still got 8 and half more hours.

@tigers #Tigers lineup: Jackson 8, Hunter 9, Cabrera 5, Fielder 3, Martinez DH, Avila 2, Infante 4, Dirks 7, Iglesias 6.

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We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Perfect bunt from Torii. Man.

Sit the fuck down, Reddick!

Where ARE you guys?!

LGTYG!

They actually liked Fartolo Colon going up against OUR lineup? Ha!!

Why are they talking about the Indians? LAST I CHECKED WE'RE THE TEAM THAT'S PLAYING!!!

#30 What were they thinking?

V-Mart had no chance. FUCKING BROOKENS!

Yeah, I thought there was no way he'd send him.

So you didn't catch any of the Wings? lil bit?

So you didn't catch any of the Wings? lil bit?

No, and tomorrow the game's on NHL Network. BULLSHIT!

I'm catching the replay at 1:30.

Wish they'd TBS or whatever, would do pitch count.

Oh, fuck, there it is.

No, and tomorrow the game's on NHL Network. BULLSHIT!

I'm catching the replay at 1:30.

And posting in the OGT, pretending I don't know what happened. Ha!

^ There ya go. Who are we playing?

Carlolina.

Great hustle by Dirks... gotta make that catch!!!

Fuckin Dirks...I fuckin hate his defense and offense.

We are good in every position cept left, imo.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OTHER GUYS, YOU GUY?!

I know not.

A's fans think they can rattle Scherzer. Ha.

Their guy called time out and they bitch and scream at Sherzy. lol

Not feeling it tonight, be back in a few. Hold down the fort!

No worries. I'm here off and on too.

Glad this lil bit of trouble is with Sherzer on the bump and not our pen.

Cespedes with a 2 run shot. Damn.

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Oh fuck off, Cespederastes.

Still feel good about tnites game as long as Leyland doesn't start overmanaging.

Who knows what the situaish might be had Martinez not been sent home?

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Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

This!

1-run game, you guys. Feels like a playoff baseball game now.

Get out of this inning, please, Sherzer.

Oh, I should've known! CesPEDes.

LOLLERS

LMAO, REDDICK!

I think he's my most hated player other than Clemens. Hate is a strong word. But you get my drift.

Nice job weathering the storm. That's why he's our #1b.

What, you mean they didn't try sending Victor to 3rd?

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Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

This would be a big run. C'mon Alex!

C'mon Smyly! You can Drew it! Ha!

Alex has struck out a fuckin TON. His strike ratio really sucks, iirc.

I'ma rage if Coco Puffs does ANYTHING.

LGTYG!

DON'T FUCKING WALK HIM!

HE FUCKING WALKED HIM!

HATE Coco Crisp.

Man, we aren't going to get fucked by a guy named "Jed" are we?

Sit down, JED.

Loseland going to Benoit.

Wish he'd've stayed with :) but I'm sure the old man has numbers that tell him to make the change.

C'mon Benoit, you guy.

Great job, Jimmy!

I love you Prince.

Looks like Coco might have pulled a groin.

Not a fan of the 9:07 start tomorrow, you guys. Something like 6 EST would've been cool imo.

Great job, Jimmy!

I guess I have to say good job. But now he has to come out in the 9th. He does have Veras in his hip pocket too.

Not a fan of the 9:07 start tomorrow, you guys. Something like 6 EST would've been cool imo.

Ouch.

UofM plays at 12:30 out here. Prolly go to the jim in my schwartz and ride the bike between games.

Just want to apologize for not bringing my A game tonight, you guys.

It's a heavy lift with me here. I'm out of it.

"Interesting move by Leyland" translates to "Terrible move by Leyland. FIRE LEYLAND!"

So Miggy is out. Dirks is out. If he runs Kelly out in left Peralta is out. All out in a 1 run game.

Here we go.Man...

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We're the boyz from Detroit City.

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We're the boyz from Detroit City

My heart rate actually went up right there.

Eat shit, Jeff's brother!

Looks like they're staying up in the strike zone with Ces too.

NICE PITCH!

Make him chase damn it.

SWEET!

Benoit, just killing it!!

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Son of a bitch, God damn
Horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City

C'mon Benoit!

The A's are leaving it up to REDDICK. lol

Fuck'n Avilla gets popped again.

Jon Gruden probably doesn't even like this guy, Josh Reddick. He's that terrible.

Announcers... Please don't give me that last strike bull shit.

SWING AND A MISS! Now I can relax and get ready for some 'key.

GAME 1 IN THE BOOKS!

TIGERSTRUCK

Me and you brought him home, bro.

Benoit just owned that shit.

Gotta get another tomorrow.

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Son of a bitch, God damn
Horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Me and you brought him home, bro.

It wasn't pretty, T, but you and I got the job done.

"Now let's send it over to Keith Olber" CLICK!

"Now let's send it over to Keith Olber" CLICK!

I almost threw my back out going for the remote.

And DE was wid us a lil bit.

We beat their best starter and got into their pen too.

So far, so good.

Benoit gets the big fucking brass balls award. Those weren't 4 outs. That was him laughing in their fucking face.

We beat their best starter and got into their pen too.

So far, so good.

Fartolo is their best starter?? LOL @ A's!

Concerned that we scored our 3 runs in the first and then NOTHING!

Concerned about Miggy.

I didn't have the sound up and didn't notice he pulled him. Did something happen or was it just between innings and he went to Santi for defense?

There could have been some strategy involved but really Miggy's just barely able to do much with that injury.

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Glad Scherzer's on our side!

But Cabrera.. man. Wish they would've healed him up down the stretch..

Let's not shit the bed tonight, JV.

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Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!
Can't wait for glan to try to jinx us by taking off his unity av at some point Fucking troll doesn't get it!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

I'm going to BRING THE HEAT tonight.

Who's this Sonny Gray dipshit? Kid, you're way in over your head tonight. This is the DETROIT FUCKING TIGERS, the boyz from Detroit City, you fkn fgt.

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We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Time to own these fucking dipshits YET AGAIN.

I see you, DONNIE BASEBALL

Going to be a long night for Sonny Gay, or Gray or whatever the fuck this tool's name is.

Top o' the fifth.

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Fucking Christ, Austin.

lolol Reddick can't do ANYTHING right.

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horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

JV loves toying with this team.

Ugh, Reddick, really?

Shouldn't a drank beer, falling asleep !!

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horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

hat's off to this dude. putting up a helluva fight.

Boom.

Ballsy

Jackson, absolutely terrible.

Probably should've been out two pitches ago.

NEED THIS, TORII.

Wanna puke, you guys.

You can Drew this, Smyly!!!

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We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Let's go Al Al, you fucking cocksuckahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

1 more!!!

0-2!!!!

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We're the boyz from Detroit City!!!!!!!!!

Alla Kazoo , Kazoo Kazam
Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Al Al = BRASS BALLS, even though he got away with a couple pitches.

Hate this offense. Never going to win the World Series. SICK OF THIS.

Red Sox are probably watching this and licking their chops.

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Son of a bitch, God damn,
horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Getting one ain't good enough. WE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING TWO.

FUCK THIS TEAM.

I like the move by Leyland. Load the bases and go to a guy that has been solid most of the year and for sure the second half of the season in Porcello.

I thought he'd wind up though, not from the stretch.

A's play no holes barred in Detroit. We have to be ready for them.

Go A's.

YOU CAN'T BUY HEART.

We can't fuckin score runs for fuckin shit. Fuckin, Miggy, Prince and Martinez and fuckin nothin.

Start Jhonny P.

Iggy isn't hitting shit either.

This whole team sucks. I'm a real Tigers fan, but I hope we lose this series.

We aren't scoring shit. I think thats 7 runs in the last 6 games? Fuck that. Not going anywhere if you can't score runs.

Yeah, we're supposed to wait until the World Series for that shit.

lol.

I'm just taking everything chill for some reason. Fuck, I went off when Valverde gave up that homer to the Yankees. Almost blew a gasket.

lol.

I'm just taking everything chill for some reason. Fuck, I went off when Valverde gave up that homer to the Yankees. Almost blew a gasket.

I'm calm irl. My online persona is livid!

Who pissed me fuckin off during the game was Jackson. That fuckin turd is hitting like shit. He isn't even fuckin hitting anyfuckinthing. Fuck, he's fuckin bad. Hurt us tonight, big time.

I hate when I say 'big time'.

He was small time.

This is October, fucko. You go big or go home.

I should take the time to see if he has ever done anything in the playoffs. But I'm not gonna.

I'll take our 3rd & 4th pitcher over theirs... gonna go down to the wire.

Holy shit, glad I just checked...Tigers come on at 10am manana.

Is this game only on mlbtv?

And....

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horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

This is stupid.

Gum time.
http://media.mlive.com/tigers_impact/photo/8391839-large.jpg

Sick of this.

DONE.

http://content.sportslogos.net/logos/53/69/full/6xk2lpc36146pbg2kydf13e50.gif

3 RUNS LOOK BETTER IN THE BOX SCORE THAN NO RUNS AT LEAST, AM I RIGHT?

AT LEAST "WE" GOT A SPLIT IN OAKLAND, RIGHT?

"WE" ALSO OWN THE CENTRAL.

Guys, even if "we" lose today "we" will at least have a chance for a split tomorrow.

new sig test

"It's time for the Tigers offense to make some noise."

2 SO and a fly out.

"we" also have 1 win in the World Series since 1990 - HOW MANY DO THE A'S HAVE??

Bunch of nutless jokes

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Doodoolittle in for the A's.

0-2 on Jackoffson. I wonder how this AB's going to end.

Let's go Pistons, you guys.

Torii draws the walk.

And Piggy pops it up on the first pitch.

Up to Fielder now. He's single now, ya know.

Nothing in the Detroit half of the 8th.

Nothing in the last 29 years either.

Swat this thread and swat me. Sick of this bullcrap.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCY6pAMnPLY

Now we gotta watch that douche Balfour close "Us" out in the 9th. Fuck this.

Guys, I know you're frustrated, but please, watch the language.

Balfour trolling hard on twitter.

I don't care if we get our asses kicked in the ALCS, winning this series would be good enough for me. Fuck that guy.

IT'S PERSONAL NOW.

I actually feel a rivalry coming on now, and I'm digging it.

A RIVALRY NEWED.

Balfour trolling hard on twitter.
Can't really be him can it?

Good point, actually hadn't considered that it might be fake, shame on me.

Follower count seems low, not verified.

The real Balfour's going to rage so hard on this guy when he finds him.

A's fan ...


@WTFDetroit_com @GrantBalfour the A's have reported it as a FAKE. He does not have a Twitter accoun
10:52pm - 7 Oct 13

We know our own.

I missed the 9th so I'm going to have to watch that. Actually missed the 6th, 7th, 8th too. Wasn't really watching for some reason. Don't like baseball at 10am.

Plus the A's seem like they play us better in Detroit than they do in Oakland. Not looking good, imo.

BACKS AGAINST THE WALL, CHIPS ON OUR FUCKING SHOULDERS

WIN OR GO HOME

LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD

Hate Anchorman!!!

Hate Leyland. Hate Balfour. Hate the A's. HATE LIFE.

Fucking die, Crisp.

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CROOKENS would've sent Crisp there.

Wonderful.

Strike someone out, Doug!!! How hard can that be?!?!?!?!11

Hate. the. A's.

JUST STRIKE OUT

Or groundout, whatever. That works too. ABOUT GODDDAMN TIME.

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horse's cock, witch's titty
We're the boyz from Detroit City!

Getting ready to be sick of this.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Hate AWFUL Jackson. #NOTALEADOFFGUY

At least someone put the ball in the air.

I would like to put Austin Jerkson in the air... AND LAUNCH HIM INTO THE SUN!!!!

WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE BUMS HITTING SO WELL IN OUR PARK!!!

LET'S JUST GIVE THEM EASY ADVANCES.

TRADE THIS WHOLE FUCKING TEAM!!!!11

1-2, FINISH HIM OFF

Fister's going to be lucky to make it through 5 at this rate.

Looked gone for a second. Would've been game.

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The V-Mart the Kmart.

Lead off man on AGAIN.

We can haz double play

Looks like Doug's starting to settle into a groove. Doesn't matter if we don't hit.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWFhnr-CAAEx6h8.jpg

Let's go 'stons.

Right, "DAN" Straily. More like Jose.

Let's go Tigers, you guys.

Get pissed, Torii.

SF all over again.

Built for the playoffs, lol.

To the peeps who complain about other peeps booing: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

LOLO, SERIES OVER.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mods, please close the thread.

SEASON SAVED!!!!! For now.

Fucking Avila. Goddddddddd.

JHONNY!

My middle name is John and if we win this series, I'm going to change my middle name to Jhon.