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Glenn
09-24-2013, 09:35 AM
Jacoby Jones in party bus fight
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9714106/jacoby-jones-baltimore-ravens-involved-incident-party-bus-john-harbaugh-confirms

Glenn
11-26-2013, 03:27 PM
Ruh Roh


http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ravens-flacco-lashes-against-wildcat-190531421--nfl.html


Asked to define his role in the wildcat, Flacco said, ''I'm not doing a single thing. I'm not blocking, I'm not doing anything.''

Timone
12-22-2013, 08:27 PM
8-8, just like I predicted!

Timone
12-22-2013, 08:30 PM
The only prediction that matters is the one you make before the season, you guys.

Timone
12-29-2013, 04:00 PM
Need o-line help and help at receiver so fucking badly.

Glenn
12-29-2013, 04:02 PM
JOHN HARBAUGH TO ANN ARBOR

Timone
12-29-2013, 04:02 PM
JOHN HARBAUGH TO ANN ARBOR

Nice. I'ma troll that.

Timone
12-29-2013, 04:06 PM
Would probably get stocked for UM football for the first time in years if that ever happened.

Glenn
02-16-2014, 08:54 PM
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=10467981

Timone
02-17-2014, 04:02 PM
This team is doomed to mediocrity for a few seasons thanks to Flacco's contract.

THANKS JOE!!! Try not to throw 20+ interceptions next season. Who are you, Matt Statsford?

Timone
02-19-2014, 07:38 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24448393/ray-rice-video-released-lawyer-asks-fans-to-reserve-judgment

Glenn
02-19-2014, 09:23 PM
Slime.

Glenn
07-23-2014, 08:10 PM
http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=11253861

Timone
07-23-2014, 08:24 PM
Probably Zekyl.

Timone
07-23-2014, 09:55 PM
@SI_PeterKing 7m
Off to the first day of Ravens camp in the morning. #TheMMQBTour. Any questions for your fave Raves?

SportsPickle ‏@sportspickle 1m
@SI_PeterKing What is jail like?

Glenn
07-23-2014, 10:38 PM
Awesome.

Timone
07-24-2014, 10:18 AM
Rice getting two games. smh

Glenn
07-30-2014, 06:52 PM
Proud of Ray Rice

Glenn
09-11-2014, 08:15 PM
Pathetic.

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=11509307

Timone
09-11-2014, 08:55 PM
Browen.

Timone
09-11-2014, 08:56 PM
Pathetic.

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=11509307


No surprise.

most football players/fans are complete scumbags

Timone
09-11-2014, 09:01 PM
Love getting to catch the game on the idiot box. #blessed

Timone
09-11-2014, 09:08 PM
Why does this feel more like a preseason game>

Timone
09-11-2014, 09:11 PM
Like Forsett.

Hope he doesn't hit his girl.

Timone
09-11-2014, 09:25 PM
Joy, another "funny" Peyton commercial

Timone
09-11-2014, 09:28 PM
Nice gimmick there, TODD.

Timone
09-11-2014, 09:44 PM
Fucking tackle, you dickheads.

Timone
09-11-2014, 09:47 PM
Yep, feels like a Steelers/Ravens game.

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:04 PM
Start off hot and then turn into a total shit show. Yup, SOR.

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:05 PM
I read "Baltimore, MD" as "Baltimore, Mark Dantonio."

#OBSESSED

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:42 PM
Go fuck yourself Ike. Scoreboard, bitch.

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:50 PM
I still like Glan though.

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:52 PM
No quit in the Steelers D. #respect

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:53 PM
We just need this one more.

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:53 PM
John Harbaugh was the kid who used to tell on all the other kids in grade school. What a baby. Shut up.

Glenn
09-11-2014, 10:54 PM
Steelers are bad.

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:56 PM
Steelers are bad.

Do you like Le'veon Bell?

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:56 PM
Is that his name? Or is it Le'sbian Bell?

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:56 PM
Le'sbian Bell. Ha!

Timone
09-11-2014, 10:59 PM
This team could possibly win another Super Bowl.

I ain't counting on this team showing up consistently enough though.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:00 PM
#realist

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:04 PM
29 runs/29 passes

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/When+I+m+coming+home.+from+work+or+school_21de40_4 203689.gif

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:07 PM
29 runs/29 passes

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/When+I+m+coming+home.+from+work+or+school_21de40_4 203689.gif

Looks like he's jerking off.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:09 PM
I go to pick up Forsett in my league and some jerk already has him.

He probably stole my boat, too.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:09 PM
So sick of never being able to have nice things.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:14 PM
Sizzle is one goofy looking motherfucker.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:17 PM
Looks like this game won't be decided by THREE POINTS OR LESS. #Steelers #Ravens #PITvsBAL

Proud of that one.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:18 PM
Statslisberger is out there to pad his stats.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:19 PM
NGATA

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:25 PM
We won that one for Ray Rice.

#RallyRoundRay

Glenn
09-11-2014, 11:25 PM
Terrible game.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:30 PM
TNF is a joke.

That felt like preseason for the most part.

Glenn
09-11-2014, 11:36 PM
My wife just said, "That was a real game?"

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:37 PM
BYU vs. Houston. Riveting.

I'm probably going to go to bed. Still sick.

Timone
09-11-2014, 11:37 PM
Hang in there, Glan. Social D tomorrow.

Glenn
09-12-2014, 12:10 AM
^

+1

DE
09-12-2014, 01:59 AM
TNF is a joke.

That felt like preseason for the most part.

I'm not saying anything original but I agree with those who say that there are quite a few things that could lead to the end of NFL's reign: concussions, Goodell's horrible management and Thursday night football among those.

Timone
09-12-2014, 02:16 AM
I'm not saying anything original but I agree with those who say that there are quite a few things that could lead to the end of NFL's reign: concussions, Goodell's horrible management and Thursday night football among those.

It's cool, I never do.

Timone
09-12-2014, 02:16 AM
Love watching the game, just can't stand how ostentatious the league is these days.

I would love to see it knocked off its high horse.

Timone
09-12-2014, 02:28 AM
Love watching the game, just can't stand how ostentatious the league is these days.

I would love to see it knocked off its high horse.

bukdow, how did that sound? Did it make any sense?

Vinny
09-12-2014, 09:37 PM
Le'sbian.

Ha!

MikeMyers
09-12-2014, 10:23 PM
I'm footballed out you guys. Its only 1 week and I'm sick of hearing about the NFL, all the NFL shows, all the bullshit. It is becoming the most saturated league ever and I agree, Thursday night football is stupid. I'm at the point where I just watch the Lions and then will watch the playoffs. Too much greed and hyping up.

Timone
09-13-2014, 03:21 AM
I'm footballed out you guys. Its only 1 week and I'm sick of hearing about the NFL, all the NFL shows, all the bullshit. It is becoming the most saturated league ever and I agree, Thursday night football is stupid. I'm at the point where I just watch the Lions and then will watch the playoffs. Too much greed and hyping up.

all of this

but especially the beaulded.

MikeMyers
09-13-2014, 09:33 AM
On Sunday morning you have a pre game show on the following channels:
NFL Network
CBS
CBS Sports Network
FOX
Espn
Fox Sports 1
and who knows where else. When is it enough.

Timone
11-04-2014, 10:03 PM
See ya, DONEminique Franks.

Timone
11-04-2014, 10:04 PM
You too, Chykie.

Timone
11-04-2014, 10:04 PM
CUT EVERYONE, fuck it.

Glenn
12-04-2014, 01:54 PM
Slime.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/ravens--haloti-ngata-suspended-for-rest-of-regular-season-153146430.html

Timone
12-07-2014, 09:00 AM
May not watch the game today, and I've tried to watch every game whether it has been on TV or I've had to use other means.

Timone
12-15-2014, 06:03 PM
I was wrong on this, no way did I see 9 wins total, let alone with two weeks left.

I was actually thinking Harbaugh might be on the outs.

Timone
01-03-2015, 11:41 PM
Ravens exorcise their demons and finally get a playoff victory over the Steelers. This is huge for them going forward. Story coming.

Vinny
01-04-2015, 12:14 AM
MY Ravens.

Glenn
01-24-2015, 08:14 AM
Slime

Glenn
03-18-2015, 06:40 PM
Again?

Glenn
03-19-2015, 07:09 PM
Need Muhme to help me find "The slime is bubbling in Jacksonville" thread

Fool
03-19-2015, 08:05 PM
Wow, haven't thought of The Muhme Show in forever.

Glenn
09-27-2015, 07:14 PM
Harbaugh to Lions?

Glenn
10-20-2015, 11:15 PM
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/what-does-ray-lewis-s-book-say-about-that-night-in-atla-1737593747

Vinny
10-21-2015, 12:53 AM
Good enough for me.

Glenn
11-22-2015, 05:07 PM
TORN ACLS ARE BUBBLING

Timone
11-22-2015, 05:15 PM
TORN ACLS ARE BUBBLING

So are top 5 picks!!!

Glenn
11-22-2015, 05:18 PM
So are top 5 picks!!!


Connor Cook?

:GUTSY:

Timone
11-22-2015, 05:29 PM
Probably Bosa or something.

Glenn
12-13-2015, 10:53 AM
Jimmy Clausen?

Timone
12-13-2015, 11:42 AM
Just glad they didn't sign MALLETT.

Timone
12-13-2015, 11:43 AM
also, this will be a massacre. Might not even bother streaming it.

Timone
12-14-2015, 03:52 PM
Just glad they didn't sign MALLETT.

oh my god

Glenn
12-14-2015, 03:59 PM
LOL.

Timone
12-14-2015, 04:06 PM
http://thepolife.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/frank-the-tank-drowning.jpg

Vinny
12-14-2015, 06:14 PM
You see Blue?

Timone
12-20-2015, 01:05 PM
Those yellow pants. Wow.

Timone
03-15-2016, 02:33 PM
We got Mike Wallace.

Glenn
04-29-2016, 05:39 PM
http://deadspin.com/ray-lewiss-son-arrested-charged-with-criminal-sexual-c-1773863226

Fool
04-29-2016, 05:51 PM
#FloridaMan

Glenn
02-26-2017, 04:46 PM
Because it's hard - BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE - to spell 'Slime' without ELAM

Timone
08-01-2017, 01:28 PM
Pretty sure the whole team's going to miss the season due to injury.

Glenn
09-24-2017, 12:01 PM
Umm. 44-0? Bro.

Vinny
09-24-2017, 12:02 PM
It's not over yet, here comes MALLET.

Timone
09-24-2017, 12:32 PM
Can't believe I woke up early for that shit. Team sucks.

Timone
12-31-2017, 07:53 PM
LOL @ being one down away from going to the playoffs and blowing it to Andy Dalton.

Trash. Fire everyone.

Timone
12-31-2017, 07:59 PM
Both Harbaughs are such clowns.

Timone
01-26-2018, 07:57 PM
A charger? Really, dude? #smh

Glenn
11-18-2018, 01:57 PM
Flacco era over in Baltimore?

Timone
11-19-2018, 07:13 PM
Hope so!

Timone
11-19-2018, 07:14 PM
There was a play in the Steelers game a few weeks back where Flacco had Lamar Jackson wide open for a TD and completely ignored him. That should've sealed his fate.

Glenn
07-27-2019, 10:24 PM
Donald Trump says the slime is real. Wonder why?

Glenn
11-26-2020, 09:17 AM
SLIME

Glenn
11-30-2020, 07:30 PM
Wednesday afternoon football?

DrRay11
12-03-2020, 12:35 PM
I kind of liked it. Would like for more afternoon games

Glenn
01-11-2025, 07:19 PM
Slime.

Glenn
01-30-2025, 06:41 PM
MOAR SLIME

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43628611/ravens-justin-tucker-says-massage-therapists-allegations-false

Glenn
02-25-2025, 09:21 PM
I guess this guy really puts it all out on the table

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44011013/justin-tucker-allegations-serious-concerning-ravens-gm-says