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Timone
09-16-2013, 11:51 PM
IS IT THURSDAY YET?

Timone
09-16-2013, 11:56 PM
UPSET PICKS:

Ravens over Texans
Panthers over Giants
Bucs over Patriots
Rams over Cowboys
'phins over Failcons
Bills over Jets

I'm pretty sure all of those would be considered upsets, anyway.

Timone
09-18-2013, 03:01 PM
HOYER STARTING AT MINNESOTA

Glenn
09-18-2013, 03:06 PM
MANY MOCKED HIM

Timone
09-18-2013, 03:16 PM
Anyone stocked for Jaguars @ Seahawks?

lol!

Glenn
09-18-2013, 03:29 PM
They should move kickoff to 3:16.

Timone
09-18-2013, 08:38 PM
or just not kick off at all.

Their QB(s) might not even complete 5 total passes all game.

Tahoe
09-18-2013, 10:05 PM
UPSET PICKS:

Ravens over Texans Not an upset
Panthers over Giants
Bucs over Patriots
Rams over Cowboys ???
'phins over Failcons
Bills over Jets Not an upset.

I'm pretty sure all of those would be considered upsets, anyway.

mitusents

Timone
09-18-2013, 10:07 PM
Thanks.

Timone
09-19-2013, 08:29 PM
ENGLISH GODDAMMIT

No offense.

Timone
09-19-2013, 08:40 PM
Vick Six. smh

#shouldastartedKaep

Timone
09-19-2013, 08:41 PM
Wait, I did start Kaep. Ha.

DE
09-19-2013, 08:41 PM
Jeez, already 10-0. There has to be at least a small bone to pick for Reid, right?

Timone
09-19-2013, 08:42 PM
NFL Network is crap.

Timone
09-19-2013, 08:53 PM
The Red Wings, however, are NOT crap.

Timone
09-19-2013, 08:55 PM
Dat Vick run.

DE
09-19-2013, 08:56 PM
The Red Wings, however, are NOT crap.

Hell no! The red kool-aid starts spilling to all threads!

DE
09-19-2013, 08:57 PM
That was a fast response.

Timone
09-19-2013, 08:57 PM
#SHOULDASTARTEDVICK

Timone
09-19-2013, 08:57 PM
lol, Chip just went for 2.

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:02 PM
I don't mean to sound like the typical xenophobic 'murrican, you guys, but I just want ENGLISH to come out of my broadcasters' mouths!

DE
09-19-2013, 09:05 PM
I love that he did that. Fuck that stupid card (for the most part). Now I'm taking this a lot from TMQ but I think teams should absolutely stop punting so much and go for two more often. How much more exciting would that be?

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:07 PM
Alex Smith has turned into a pretty decent QB. Not top notch, but still decent. Good for him.

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:07 PM
^ I'd take Stafford over him though, for sure.

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:09 PM
McCoy is so good. Can't sing his praises enough. So patient.

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:09 PM
lol Eagles

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:19 PM
^ I'd take Stafford over him though, for sure.

At least Matty has the BALLS to throw downfield. Stafford might be the ballsiest QB in the NFL, actually.

DE
09-19-2013, 09:29 PM
Well that's why Reid is perfect for Smith IMO. Even with the stupid check down system, the boring pass offense Reid runs allows Smith to not have to look bad with lots of complex reads and limiting risks.

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:35 PM
You can't turn the ball over, you guys.

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:37 PM
That "Together We Make Football" tagline is so lame.

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:40 PM
Eagles D is horrible.

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:47 PM
SHADY'S DOWN. SHADY'S DOWN. OH NO.

DE
09-19-2013, 09:51 PM
Lots of sacks and interceptions, are the Eagles that bad or the Chiefs that good?

Timone
09-19-2013, 09:58 PM
There should probably be a separate thread for the DONOVAN MCNABB JERSEY RETIREMENT.

Glenn
09-19-2013, 09:59 PM
Chiefs look really good on D

Timone
09-19-2013, 10:00 PM
Lots of sacks and interceptions, are the Eagles that bad or the Chiefs that good?

lil' bit of both?

Their offense drives me nuts, but they don't have to do too much if their D is really that good tho.

Timone
09-19-2013, 10:03 PM
McNabb doesn't deserve it, but I'd lol hard if they booed him out of the building.

Timone
09-19-2013, 10:09 PM
That TNF theme song makes me like the Faith Hill Sunday night one.

Timone
09-19-2013, 10:25 PM
SHADY!!

DE
09-19-2013, 10:27 PM
You know I've been to Philly, just visiting, twice and the people there were great. But they can be such dicks as fans.

Timone
09-19-2013, 10:42 PM
Boring game.

Timone
09-19-2013, 10:42 PM
Eagles D is horrible.

Not so much tonight, but KC's offense.

DE
09-19-2013, 10:47 PM
Boring game.

This. Hopefully it's curing any insomnia problem I might have.

Timone
09-19-2013, 11:01 PM
That felt like it was the 1st TD of the game.

Timone
09-19-2013, 11:07 PM
GOD BLESS SHADY MCCOY.

Timone
09-19-2013, 11:19 PM
Eagles D is horrible.

Timone
09-19-2013, 11:21 PM
1 catch for 4 yards for Bowe, as if he's being covered by Sherman or Revis Island. Joke.

Timone
09-19-2013, 11:22 PM
Eagles just got... dink and dunk'd. :cool:

Timone
09-19-2013, 11:33 PM
Hope they go for it on 4th & goal!

Timone
09-19-2013, 11:37 PM
Just put in Foles before Vick dies.

Timone
09-19-2013, 11:50 PM
Andy Reid: first NFL coach to start 3-0 with a new team after missing the playoffs the previous year.

#espn

Vinny
09-20-2013, 07:08 AM
Such a special moment.

Timone
09-20-2013, 04:12 PM
Going to have to stream the 'xans/'vens game on Sunday, because they're putting the fucking BROWNS/VIKINGS game on in the early slot.

Which reminds me, do have a MoTown and Zekyl have a bet going for that game?

Timone
09-22-2013, 01:31 PM
That's it, I'm never starting Newton over Rivers again.

Timone
09-22-2013, 01:45 PM
Should've gotten Sunday Ticket. These streams are a pain in the ass.

Timone
09-22-2013, 01:49 PM
HOYER

Timone
09-22-2013, 01:49 PM
Flagging a dude for "taunting" is so lame.

"Oh no, the millionaire might hurt the other millionaire's feelings!" Ha!

Timone
09-22-2013, 02:18 PM
Classic Ravens d!!!!1

Timone
09-22-2013, 02:21 PM
Scam Newton fucking sucks!

Timone
09-22-2013, 02:22 PM
Thanks for the 3 points so far, Scam, you COCKSUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 02:25 PM
THE HOUSTON TEXANS WILL NEVER GO TO A SUPER BOWL AS LONG AS STATT SCHAUB'S THEIR QUARTERACK, MARK MY WORDS.

Timone
09-22-2013, 02:27 PM
Tandon "LIKE A" DOSS!!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 02:28 PM
THE BIG DOSSMAN.

WHO'S THE DOSS, HOUSTON?!?!?!

Timone
09-22-2013, 02:36 PM
AJ Green being shut out at the half. Bullcrap.

Glenn
09-22-2013, 02:52 PM
Agree!

Timone
09-22-2013, 03:04 PM
Cam Newton rules!!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 03:12 PM
THEY SHOULD NAME THIS GAME THE PENALTY BOWL.

Timone
09-22-2013, 03:13 PM
Bungles getting whooped, love it!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 03:21 PM
AJ GREEN TOUCHDOWN!!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 03:27 PM
Man, Glan's two favorite teams on SNF tonight. Man.

Timone
09-22-2013, 03:31 PM
Kinda hate seeing Reeeeeed in another uni.

Timone
09-22-2013, 03:37 PM
LOVE CAM NEWTON!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 04:02 PM
Fucking Bungles. God dammit.

Timone
09-22-2013, 04:10 PM
49ers will butt fuck the Colts, SF style.

Timone
09-22-2013, 04:18 PM
Cleveland beats Monnesota! Now MoTown has to change his name to "Grady Sizemore Fan." Oh man!

Timone
09-22-2013, 04:48 PM
49ers will butt fuck the Colts, SF style.

Might be a good game, actually.

The true winner will be us, THE FANS!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 05:11 PM
@si_nfl 33s

Russell Wilson's second TD pass puts Seattle up 14-0. Seahawks have 138 yards. Jaguars have -9.

Timone
09-22-2013, 05:17 PM
What's up with my Niners D?

Timone
09-22-2013, 05:27 PM
Left Stephen Hill on the bench in one of my other leagues. Sigh.

Timone
09-22-2013, 05:41 PM
Man, what's up with Colon Crapernick?

Timone
09-22-2013, 06:03 PM
Pat Willis, got damn!

Glenn
09-22-2013, 06:16 PM
Man, what's up with Colon Crapernick?

LOL

POTY candidate

Glenn
09-22-2013, 06:16 PM
Only Colon Crapperdick would have been better

Timone
09-22-2013, 06:17 PM
Turns out Kaepernick isn't the guy to replace Montana and Young, you guys.

Time to begin the Colt McCoy era!

Timone
09-22-2013, 06:29 PM
Is Reggie Wayne a hall of famer, you guys?

Timone
09-22-2013, 06:45 PM
Man, Jets D...

Timone
09-22-2013, 06:49 PM
Man, can't believe the Colts are about to go into Candledick and get a win. Man...

#AnyGivenSunday #ThatsWhyTheyPlaytheGame

Timone
09-22-2013, 06:52 PM
Didn't this game kick off a little more than 2 hours ago? Man.

Timone
09-22-2013, 07:04 PM
Man, the Dolphins just beat the Falcons.

Timone
09-22-2013, 07:25 PM
I kinda like EJ Manuel.

Vinny
09-22-2013, 07:35 PM
Crapernick.

Ha!

Timone
09-22-2013, 08:01 PM
BEARS BY 3, BOOK IT.

DrRay11
09-22-2013, 08:01 PM
BOOK IT? BUT THAT'S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 08:15 PM
Just hopin' for a good game either way. #footballfan

Timone
09-22-2013, 08:19 PM
Actually I'm down 11 in one league and in need of a big performance by the Bears D.

Timone
09-22-2013, 08:20 PM
THAT'S NOT FAITH HILL

Timone
09-22-2013, 08:21 PM
Cringeworthy every time, no matter who it is.

Timone
09-22-2013, 08:22 PM
@JustWinDetroit 9s

Dear Pittsburgh, For one night this season please don't flat out suck. Sincerely, ALL Lions fans

Timone
09-22-2013, 08:22 PM
57 degrees? More like PittsBRRRRRgh!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 08:27 PM
Nice moment for the kid, but I DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

Timone
09-22-2013, 09:03 PM
Blitzkrieg'd.

DrRay11
09-22-2013, 09:10 PM
Cringeworthy every time, no matter who it is.

The new song is annoying as hell. I didn't mind Faith.

Timone
09-22-2013, 09:15 PM
Lovin' the sacks. Some turnovers would be niiiice.

Timone
09-22-2013, 09:30 PM
<3 Bears D

DrRay11
09-22-2013, 09:32 PM
Man. Bears look tough. Are the Steelers really that bad? Lions have bears at home next week :/

Timone
09-22-2013, 09:37 PM
Smh @ the "Fire Haley Now" sign!!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 09:37 PM
Hate to toot my own horn, but...



Smh @ the "Fire Haley Now" sign. The man's just trying to put McDonald's on the table, folks!!!! #SNF

Timone
09-22-2013, 09:37 PM
By hate I mean love.

Timone
09-22-2013, 09:45 PM
Man, Brown is a stud.

Timone
09-22-2013, 10:46 PM
Brown is amazing.

Timone
09-22-2013, 10:55 PM
We have a football game, folks!!!

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:00 PM
Can't believe Glan wanted the Steelers to trade Antonio Brown.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:11 PM
Chifago are playing so soft.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:24 PM
Damn, that was cold blooded of Cutler.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:26 PM
THANK YOU, JULIUS!!!

Glenn
09-22-2013, 11:26 PM
Ballgame

Glenn
09-22-2013, 11:26 PM
That Cutler run was huge. Don't know why people hate on this guy so much.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:28 PM
That Cutler run was huge. Don't know why people hate on this guy so much.

cuz he looks like a douche.

KID'S GOT MOXIE, THOUGH.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:32 PM
So glad I didn't have to go up against Brown.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:37 PM
Raiders/Broncs tomorrow.

What's on the line for WTFChris and Codename V?

Glenn
09-22-2013, 11:38 PM
An armchair?

Glenn
09-22-2013, 11:40 PM
Want to like Trestman, but it just seems like he's pandering wearing those George Halas glasses.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:41 PM
Poor London's going to have to sit through Vikings/Steelers.

I'll save my thoughts on that showdown for the week 4 thread.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:42 PM
Punk move, 'tonio.

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:42 PM
Surprised they didn't eject him.

Glenn
09-22-2013, 11:43 PM
Punk move, 'tonio.

FRUSTRATION FOUL

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:48 PM
@RealSkipBayless Jay Clutchler.



http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130405210155/degrassi/images/7/75/Eyeroll.gif

Timone
09-22-2013, 11:59 PM
Man, I wonder what'd happen if I tweeted out a breaking news update about Haley being fired. Probably nothing.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 03:07 PM
ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE COLT GAME YESTERDAY, YGs.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 03:15 PM
Also loved the Browns winning after their fans were crying like a buncha bishes cuz they traded TR away.

Timone
09-23-2013, 03:55 PM
Tahncos 41
Raiders 10

Timone
09-23-2013, 07:22 PM
52 isn't bad on TV.

Cris Carter is still fucking dreadful.

Timone
09-23-2013, 08:23 PM
U ready for some FOOTBALL?

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 08:23 PM
Watching the Tigers till the game starts.

Timone
09-23-2013, 08:41 PM
Lets go Jokeland, you guys.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 08:43 PM
Fuck a pryor.

Timone
09-23-2013, 08:44 PM
Probably just going to be another day at the office for Statsning.

350+ and 4 TDs. Smh.

Timone
09-23-2013, 08:50 PM
Fuck it, I know I'm losing now. Just going to try to watch the game and not give a shit.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 08:51 PM
The Broncos are only going to get better. They get Miller back and some other dude too.

Timone
09-23-2013, 08:54 PM
The Broncos are only going to get better. They get Miller back and some other dude too.

We'll see how they look in January!

Timone
09-23-2013, 08:56 PM
Gutz is rolling in his grave.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 08:57 PM
Great play by Pryor...I must admit.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 08:58 PM
Offensive?

Timone
09-23-2013, 08:58 PM
Penalties can be real drive killers, you guys.

Timone
09-23-2013, 08:59 PM
Good throw, that dude has to catch that. Soft.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 08:59 PM
Be right back...

DrRay11
09-23-2013, 09:02 PM
Wrong thread, bruh.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 09:04 PM
Wrong thread, bruh.

Thought I'd use this one, cuz there's too many forums.

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:08 PM
Need 10, throw a 5 - 6 yard slant. Nice.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 09:09 PM
^ Thats the Lions right there.

Glenn
09-23-2013, 09:16 PM
Let's go Orange Julius, you guys.

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:16 PM
1st hasn't been as bad as I thought it'd be. "We" have weathered the storm a lil' bit.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 09:16 PM
I could see how Manning jumping around and all that extra audible bullshit could drive some peeps nutz. But I like the dude.

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:17 PM
I could see how Manning jumping around and all that extra audible bullshit could drive some peeps nutz. But I like the dude.

I don't like him, but he's definitely a FOOTBALL PLAYER.

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:18 PM
TERRELLE "RICHARD" PRYOR

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:23 PM
What you think about Pryor so far, T?

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:35 PM
God fucking dammit. Fuck off Oakland, you cocksuckahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs!!!!!!!!!

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:36 PM
THE BOOK OF MANNING, OH GOD.

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:43 PM
and I waived Moore in another league. lol

http://gifs.gifbin.com/3934yu85yu4.gif

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 09:49 PM
Yeah buddy.

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:49 PM
Tebow'd.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 09:49 PM
I had to take off for a lil bit, but looks like Pryor will be a NFL QB.

Timone
09-23-2013, 09:52 PM
Jim Bob Cooter? lollers. definitely sounds like a friend of Peyton's.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 10:22 PM
Its still friggin 80 degrees outside. Fuck hot.

Timone
09-23-2013, 10:24 PM
Just keep Peyton out of the endzone for fuck's sakes. I'm still up like 11!

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 10:32 PM
OT...Martinez with a nice single to drive in Miggy.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 10:35 PM
looks like 'we' kicked a fg.

Timone
09-23-2013, 10:35 PM
See RG3, that's what we call a "slide."

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 10:35 PM
^ was watching 'my' Tigers.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 10:35 PM
See RG3, that's what we call a "slide."

Sucky rule.

Timone
09-23-2013, 10:44 PM
How many fucking running backs do the Broncos have???

Timone
09-23-2013, 10:53 PM
I actually like Pryor.

I'm going to go take a shower now.

Timone
09-23-2013, 10:55 PM
MCFADDEN, REALLY??? FUCK!

Timone
09-23-2013, 10:56 PM
Up 9. Real nervous.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 11:02 PM
Would really like to cover this 14.5, YGs.

Timone
09-23-2013, 11:05 PM
Loathe Welker.

Timone
09-23-2013, 11:09 PM
Beats another Peyton TD.

Tahoe
09-23-2013, 11:13 PM
Fuck...lmao @ me. Thought the end of the 3rd was halftime. lol I switched.

Was wondering wtf u were talking bout in 176 and 177.

Timone
09-23-2013, 11:15 PM
When's AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH???

Timone
09-23-2013, 11:15 PM
Man, Pryor...

Timone
09-23-2013, 11:35 PM
I think I'm going to hold on.

Timone
09-23-2013, 11:38 PM
FUCKING MCFADDEN GODDAMMIT

Timone
09-23-2013, 11:39 PM
71.38 - 70.80

SWOLE DOCS SURVIVE.