Dusting this baby off for tonight.

Ok, I've got that much and thanks. But I can't get the last part.

It was "acquire a top notch QB," bro.

FOOTBALL

No Champ tonight. Torrey's going to be so sad.

I think DRC upsets him and does a good job.

RAVENS 28, BRONCOS 24

That's right, I'm picking the defense to show up tonight.

15 minutes. Man...

Is this really happening?

MILE HIGH BLOWN COVERAGE!!!

Smile every time I see it. FRICK the 'cos.

IT'S NIGH TIME YOU GUYS

8 minutes until we get to hear Michaels and Collinsworth talk for another 10. Smh.

Peyton is such a nice guy. Ticks me off.

Oh no! DUNCEgy picked the 'vens. Smh.

Change my pick to the 'cos. 35-17.

Who's starting the Lions OGT, dudes???

DONEgy .. ftfy

DONEgy .. ftfy

So nice. Man...

Saints vs. Falcons, Revis returning to The Big Crapple, 'kers vs 'ners, Giants vs. Cowgirls... man...

Ryan Seacrest? Smh.

"2011- 2012"

How Embarrassing!

WEATHER DLEAY ARE YOU FUDGING KIDDING ME

Got Ray Ray and Demaryius going tonight.

RAY RICE, NOT RAY LEWIS, BECAUSE LEWIS RETIRED IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!!

#ALLOFTHELIGHTS

KICK OFF AROUND 11:30, GET STOCKED!!

Man, this is bullcrap.

Really not hype about this Ravens WR situaish.

AND DON'T GIVE UP ANY BULLCRAP TOUCHDOWNS ON SPECIAL TEAMS.

I DON'T LIKE THE WORD "INDEFINITE."

"Weather delay" = advertising $

"Weather delay" = advertising $

RIGGED

OH COMONNNN

AND THE PHRASE "FLUID SITUATION."

PPD; DOUBLEHEADER TOMORROW.

BET THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF THEY PLAYED IT IN BALTIMORE!!!

HATE THE ORIOLES.

ORIOLES? MORE LIKE BOREOLS!

Tahoe isn't getting any younger here!!!

WONDER WHAT CAM CAMERON IS UP TO

DUNGY WAS GOING TO PICK THE BRONCOS, THEN HE SPENT 30 MINUTES WITH JOE FLACCO.

HIS LIFE BECAME BETTER FOR IT.

SO THERE'S A LITTLE LIGHTNING, BIG DEAL!!!

THIS HAS TURNED INTO SUCH A SISSY SPORT. HATE GOODELL!!!

THIS ISN'T THE 4TH OF JULY OR SEPTEMBER 11TH, WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR THE FUDGIN' NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!

IM GETTING HYPE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

Most all of the fans are in their seats anyway, play the fuckin game. The NFL acts like it is protecting someone. Fuck them. NFL just wants to add some more money to their cash register.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE BODIES HIT THE [WEIRD GROWLING]

This has been THE MOST PREHYPED GAME FUCKIN EVER!

I'm tempted to watch "Singin in the rain" with Gene Kelly or some shit like that. This fuckin shit is that ghey.

WE'RE THE CHAMPS, WE SHOW UP WHEN WE WANT TO

*WAVES PURPLE TOWEL*

Sumpin to listen to wile we wait.

NttlPwNKd_M

I see STOCKLEY making a few big plays in this one. When all is said and done he could win the Beauld Performance (Player of the Game) Award.

Not even listenin to this bish.

I WONDER IF "DANIELLE BRADBURY" IS RELATED TO THE DANIEL IN OUR LEAGUE.

HATE HAVING A BRONCO IN ONE OF MY LEAGUES, 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE I'M ROOTING AGAINST MY OWN TEAM IN A WAY.

INTERESTED IN SEEING IF DRC IS WORTH ALL THE HYPE DRRAY KEEPS GIVING HIM.

Football!

I HATE THIS SHAKING HANDS BEFORE THE GAME BULLCRAP.

Would you guys give it to Michele Tafoya?

GO BRONCOS!

ED WHO?

GO BRONCOS!

HOW CAN YOU ROOT FOR ERIC DICKER?

That should've been a flag.

RAHIM "THE DREAM" MOORE

BET HE WAS HAVING NIGHTMARES AFTER THAT PLAYOFF GAME, LOL!!

Vinny's Torrey Smiff.

OH GOD CHRIS HARRIS

Real pumped about not watching, you guys.

Would be nice to have PITTA in this situaish.

Ahhahahah.

STATEMENT DRIVE.

LOVE Leach.

"7-0, WORLD CHAMPS"

Goosebumps.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJos0ifG7T0

No one uses NBCSports.com.

Clady is so good.

Graham getting killed by Welker.

"7-0, WORLD CHAMPS"

Goosebumps.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJos0ifG7T0


Goddamn you.

Turning it on now.

These refs are rusty.

mmm... nachos.

Twas a nicely thrown ball by Flacco. Dude's looking sharp for the most part tonight.

Thanks, o-line.

NGATA

That was clearly a flag. Love ya, Harbs, but you're just whining for the sake of it. Smh.

What a gosh darn idiot. Cut him right now.

LOLker!!!

FANTASY!!

Michael Huff? More like Michael WHIFF.

Nice arm tackle, douchebag.

Millions of peeps trying to pick up Julius Thomas off the waiver wire.

WE NEED WR HALP

Come on dudes, clean this stuff up.

I liked watching Holliday get blasted to be honest, as crappy as it was to do.

I WAS SINGING MARLON BROWN'S PRAISES IN PRESEASON. I LIKE THIS CAT.

WAY TO GO JOHN.

Harbaugh effin' blew that. SMH.

Can't keep m'eyes open, cashing out.

Go Broncs and go Ravens kicker.

I dislike Dickson even more than I do Pettigrew.

Quickly starting to unravel. Wanna throw up.

THE 7 MILLION DOLLAR MAN CAN FUCKING SUCK IT

Let's go you fucking bums.

About ready to turn this off. Need to get some sleep for once.

Ray Lewis would murder these fucking dudes if he had to play with them .

Looking like a lottery team. Suck for Wiggins!

Play like champions ya fucktards.

Embarrassed.

Torrey is not a #1.

This team is a buncha fucking punks. I'm ashamed.

It's nice of Peyton to take his foot off their throat. What a guy.

15 more minutes of torture... I can do it....

DUNCEg.

HA!

BOREOLS.

Ha!

I WONDER IF "DANIELLE BRADBURY" IS RELATED TO THE DANIEL IN OUR LEAGUE.
Which one.

ha!

Small sample size, but based on said sample size, I've concluded that THIS TEAM FUCKING SUCKS.

And they get to play the BROWNS next week. smh

Real embarassed by the language I've been using in here. I realize that I'm sending the wrong message to kids, and I take full responsibility for my actions.

Mods, please lock the thread.

HATE Dickson. Makes Pettigrew look like Ditka.

DickHEADson.

It's only week 1, you guys. I'll be ok.

Still the WORLD CHAMPS.

WOW.

Just...stop throwing.

What a dumbfudge.

If they get a TD and 2-pt conversion, another TD and 2-pt conversion and either a TD or FG...

I'm down with Brown.

Milk.

Ha!

Vinny's Torrey Smith.

Hmm...

Fantasy....

Oh fudge, Manning Bowl next week.

Man, I'm really not into the whole "momentum" thing, but things really did go downhill after that Welker play...

I like both the Manning bros so theres that, but my Ravens should've never opened up with an Away game. WTF?

Fuck an Oriole.

STILL THE CHAMPS.

LET ZEKYL'S BODY HIT THE FLOOR.

BET IF THEY PLAYED IN THE PLAYOFFS PEYTON WOULD THROW 7 PICKS

Getting Bungles/Bears in the CBS game today. Got a few dogs in that fight.

The day a player does a "twerking" TD celebration is the day I stop watching football.

#BEARDOWN

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23541655/photo-bills-fans-wear-aaron-hernandez-orange-jumpsuits

Let's go Bears, you guys.

Bears D!

Eifert is pretty good... for a Notre Damer.

Feels so good having the second best WR in football on one of my fantasy teams.

Taheo's Seahawks are on UPSET ALERT.

Down 7-3 at the half to the 'thers.

Amendola's hurt. Shocker.

Green is unstoppable.

Give it to GIO.

I said GIO, not Green-Ellis. Smh.

TOM TURNOVER

Benglols

Green is unstoppable.

Only a woman.

So it looks like the AFC Norf's going 0-4 in week 1.

GO BILLS!

I haven't even checked on my SeaCawks.

I haven't even checked on my SeaCawks.

We won.

^ Sexcellent.

Same ol' Bills.

THERE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS GENO SMITH KID.

Packers vs. Niners.

^ Me deuce. Sooo hard to root for any of these fuckin teams.

I'm watching Rams Cards too.

I just want a good game, you guy.

You pkshhing?

Not yet, cuz I'm supposed to do something with this bish. I keep putting her off. I'm trying to piss her off so she goes and does something with her girlfriends.

She fuckin hates it when I don't answer her texts right away, so I'm trying that. I answer one and she texts right back and then I wait a half hour and then she texts right back, etc.

What are you up to today? Is today about football?

It hurts seeing Boldin in another uniform.

Colin's arm is insane.

Tyrone Mathiew Sugar Bear or something...just made a great fuckin play for the Cards.

What are you up to today? Is today about football?

PRetty much, bro. Not sure if I'm going to watch SNF though. Kinda over the Giants/Cowboys "rivalry" thing.

Tyrone Mathiew Sugar Bear or something...just made a great fuckin play for the Cards.

Dood! Deets? I'm starting the ARZ D.

Harbaugh is going to be the first (probably only) coach to ever die during a game.

Wow. You see that throw by Aaron STATSgers, T?

I did. But its so hard to watch 2 teams I hate. I guess I dont' hate the Pack as much as I just want them to lose. I'm drinking the Koolaid thinking we might win the division. LMAO!

How's the Rams/Cards game going?

My buddy golfed with Kap over the summer and said he's fuckin huge.

Man. Got the Rams/Cards on my computer and the Pack/9ers on the TV in the bedroom. So great

My buddy golfed with Kap over the summer and said he's fuckin huge.

Kap's the fuckin' man, man.

Stockton just said that "Bruce Arians D stiffened when it needed to."

I see Beavis and Butthead humor right there.

WE'VE GOT A FIGHT!

That takedown of Kap out of bounds was uncalled for.

TD Boldin. :emo kid:

Things starting to get real chippy out there.

Real tired. Might have to hit the hay after this game.

CARSON PALMER IS BACK!

THANKS FOR THE INTERCEPTION, FINLEY. HATE THIS GUY.

CAN'T TAKE WATCHING ANQUAN BALL HIS ASS OFF.

Yeah, Kaep to Boldin looks good.

GB D doing a decent job.

Man, Carson just made a shit throw. The fuck?

Man, Carson just made a shit throw. The fuck?

Carson Palmer is NOT back.

Fucking Dawson. Go back to your creek.

How about my guy, Russell Wilson? 25/33 for 320 and the GW touchdown. Talk about a BEAULD Performance!

Yeah, cmon Dawson. Have him in my big money league.

49ers forgetting how to tackle, but I'm not complaining!

Man's return by Dixon.

Finley on the TD!

I bet Kap could reach the endzone from there easily.

Kap thrwoing up a Mary. Should be fun.

This Cards/Rams game actually seems pretty interesting. Migth have to check it out.

Aren't the Zach Brown Band one of those bro bands/

This Cards/Rams game actually seems pretty interesting. Migth have to check it out.

Can confirm, worth watching

Unlike T, I like Jeff Fisher and would llike to see him do good things in STL.

LOVE Boldin. Toughest WR in the game.

Man, this is a real special connection.

Hell yeah, Cards!

Boldin is insane right now.

SF is scary good.

Kaepernick is wowing even me. He's definitely gotten better.

Shields with a nice breakup. Kaep needed a few more yards on that one.

Boldin! My goodness

These teams are kind of rivals, aren't they?

Aren't the Zach Brown Band one of those bro bands/
Can confirm, not worth watching

(I actually can't confirm at all but based on their name I'm saying yes.)

"Zach" is prob Zekyl's real name.

That was a horrible 1st half for the Giants. If I owned the team, I might have fired Coughlin at the half.

Victor is going off, tho.

Stealing all of the TDs from Nicks.

#fml

I have both, thankfully.

lol if cowboys lose this.

Which you know they will.

PEYTON MANNING HAD MORE TOUCHDOWNS THAN THE JAGUARS HAD POINTS

Which you know they will.

I don't think so, but I would lol, too.

Ol' Tom Coughlin is always so steamed!

Real steamed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jofNR_WkoCE#t=59

"KNOCK, KNOCK"

"WHO'S THERE?"

"QUEEN"

"QUEEN WHO?"

"QUEEN MY DISHES PLEASE"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rav9ijyyZk

moar like Dez CRYANT

ELI LOOKING TO CAP OFF THE COMEBACK AND CEMENT HIS LEGACY AS AN ELITE QUARTERBACK.

Done.

#FireCoughlin

IS ELI MANNING STILL ELITE?

My guess is that his receivers couldn't understand him on the account of the speech impediment.

SOME NICKS STAT PADDING would be cool. I'm up 16 points in one of my leagues and the dude has has Alfred Morris going tomorrow. Eagles D is hot garbage.

MARINELLI

TOO EARLY TO CALL WILSON A BUST?

Damn, 49ers/Seahawks is going to be OFF THE CHAIN.

Niners by 14.

I bet the Giants wish that they had a 13-POINT PLAY in their repertoire. Ha!

I think LITTLE GIANTS should be worth at least 13.

QUIT THROWING TO THE RUNNING BACK AND TIGHT END!!!

QUIT THROWING TO THE RUNNING BACK AND TIGHT END!!!

aka the 'Perles offense'

god dammit

THAT WAS DUMB

I wonder if Josh Brown is related to ZACH BROWN?

YES, A MANNING BROS WEEK 1 STAT COMPARISON, WE ALL WANTED THAT

Chain.

Ha!

YES, A MANNING BROS WEEK 1 STAT COMPARISON, WE ALL WANTED THAT

I bet they're going to have a special hour long pregame show for the game.

IF THE EAGLES DEFENSE SHOWS UP TOMORROW...

QUIT LOOKING SO SMUG ALL THE TIME, TONY ROMO.

HOPE YOU GUYS STUCK AROUND FOR THE WENDY'S POST GAME REPORT.

http://i95rocks.com/files/2013/05/Morgan1.jpg

Niners by 14.

#BULLETINBOARDMATERIAL

Can't decide if I love her or hate her.

She sure can cook, though.

7.5ish/10, WOULD DEFINITELY GIVE HER SOME OF MY BACONATOR IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LOL.

Seems like she could be a bit frosty at times.

DAVID WILSON IS IN COUGHLIN'S DOGHOUSE, ADJUST YOUR TEAM(S) ACCORDINGLY.

Seems like she could be a bit frosty at times.

^ first post of the day

MY SECOND POST OF THE DAY.

I find it easier to read and imagine that you are whispering.

STILL DON'T THINK LEIF GARRETT IS A GOOD HEAD COACH.

MIGHT BE A DECENT FIT IN THE COLLEGE GAME. MSU COULD USE A GUY WHO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT QUARTERBACKING.

OR OFFENSE IN GENERAL. LOL.

https://twitter.com/msmorgansmith

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