UPSET PICKS FOR WEEK 2!!!!

Jets over Patriots
Browns over Ravens
Chiefs over Cowboys

Go beauld or go home!

HOW DID YOUR PICKS GO YESTERDAY?

#TeamBeauldie

Real pumped for this 49ers/Seahawks game.

Niners by 14.

Go Cawks!

Cawks by at least 1.

What's the line for this POSSIBLE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME PREVIEW?

I'm not buying my Seahawks over my 49ers just yet.

Whinners gettin 3.

Lock and load.

No MANNING BOWL because the FUCKING LIONS/CARDINALS game is on late. Sick of this.

Getting Chargers/Eagles in the early CBS game, tho, and that might be good.

No MANNING BOWL because the FUCKING LIONS/CARDINALS game is on late. Sick of this.

Getting Chargers/Eagles in the early CBS game, tho, and that might be good.

Nevermind. I guess I owe the Lions and Cards an apology

no 'gers tonight so I'm going to have to stream the Jets/Pats game tonight.

Let's go Jets, you guys.

10 more mins. 10!

Happy week 2 to ya, you guys.

Pats by 22.

I heard 20 mins you guy. they just said it

FUCKING STUPIT.

Will just listen to the tunes until then, I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1QCBF3h_tM

Tonight the Geno Smith prove he the real or the dog shit.

Our Lions would clown both of these teams.

Ready for football, you guys.

TAHOE, WHAT'S THE LINE?

Who's the chick doing this TNF intro? Nothing gets me pumped for football like cookie cutter pop music.

She's hot tho.

Man, Nessler is looking OLD. Not quite Tahoe old, but...

Don't like Brady, hate the Pats, but 75-13 at home? Man...

Can't stand this Edelman fucker.

Brady throwing with Stafford-esque precision,7-0 Pats.

That was some ugly D. Man.

We're just getting settled in, bro. We'll be fine.

thisisgonnabeablowout

HERE COMES GENO.

Should've been an easy completion. Geno's not ready yet, brother.

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Staffort makes that fucking throw in his sleep.

good stand by the Jets D after the turnover.

Geno? GenYES. LOL!!

MY Chris Ivory.

No TD, imo.

BRADY QUINN.

Looks like it's either a fumble and Jets ball or not a fumble and Jets ball, you guys.

This would be soooo fuggin cool if the Jets could win this.

Kinda boring. Geno's had his moments tho.

Didn't even run the ball once on that friggin' possession. Come on Rex.

Sooner or later Jets D is going to break.

No idea what Glan's seeing in this Patriots team.

Cool, he missed it. Now go to the back and fix your offense, Rex!

Geno holds onto it way too long sometimes. Too many sacks.

We have ball game, folks.

IT'S GENO'S TIME

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4th quarter. Geno's time to shine!

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Let's try this again, Geno...

SAME OLD JETS.

Worst 2-0 team in football: #Patriots or #MSU #Spartans?

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Smith

30 points from Pats D.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x2RX8UOZXDc
Don't miss the miss teen long island contestants at the end.

I JUST CHANGED THE GAME

RT

@WTFDetroit_com
Everyone's loving the #Seahawks over the #Niners, but I say no. Niners by 14. #NFL #boldprediction #beauldprediction

GIANTS OVER BRONCOS IN THE MANNING BOWL. #UPSET

^^ So Skip Bayless-esque.

GIANTS OVER BRONCOS IN THE MANNING BOWL. #UPSET

Gawd, that whole family pisses me off.

I WILL NOT BE USING THE "SAP" BUTTON ON MY TELEVISION BECAUSE IT'S UNAMERICAN.

What a runback. #Vikings

Shady McCoy is such a badass.

:our: offense is really bad. #Ravens

Defense looks solid, but it's the #Browns, the MSU of pro football.

Horrible division.

RIP Malcolm Floyd.

Horrible division.

Tell me 'bout it. The 'gals might have this shit wrapped up by November. Smh.

"PIZZA HUT: MAKE IT GREAT"

cc: MARK GLANTONIO

Stockley!

HERE COME THE CHAMPS.

TD PIERCE.

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LOVE DESEAN!!!!

Classic Aaron Godgers. Ha!

This Chargers/Eagles game is perty good.

That measurement was so Cleveland.

PHILIP RIVERS IS BACK!

EJ Manuel looks perty good.

Ed Dickson is just trash. I guess you can say I'm no longer a DICKHEAD.

Down goes Weeden!

OH GOD NOT LIL RAY

Nice block by Shady. THIS GUY CAN DO IT ALL!

RAMS ON THE COMEBACK TRAIL, IN HOTLANTA.

Shit, nevermind.

Man, Zekyl is going to go out and buy a Jordan Cameron jersey.

UPSET ALERT: 'TANS OVER 'XANS IN 'STON!!!!

I actually really like the Browns D.

WHAT HAPPEN TO VICK

lol, what happened in the 'kings/Bears game?

Vikes already 0-2 in the 'vision. LOL!

THE ANDREW LUCK THE ANDREW SUCK.

Love these Giants WRs.

Really lookin' forward to SNF, you guys.

PREDICTION: 49ers 23, Seahawks 20

34-20, Niners.

'ners. 34-21.

2 defensive TDs for SF.

You're both nuts. KEEP DOUBTING MY SEAHAWKS.

Really lookin' forward to SNF, you guys.

PREDICTION: 49ers 23, Seahawks 20

A RIVALRY RENEWED

Same ol' Eli.

DEFENSIVE SLUGFEST SO FAR, JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT

NATIONAL DELAY LEAGUE, LOL

WHERE'S MARK "49ERS 34-20" GLANTONIO?

Would love to punch CostASS.

This game's a #wrap.

Bengals by 14 tonight.

NEITHER TEAM IS GOING TO WANT TO START 0-2, BECAUSE I'VE HEARD THAT 0-2 TEAMS USUALLY DON'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.

Bungholes 28
SHITTSBURGH 13

This might be the worst Steelers team I've seen in years.

Three straight runs. COWHER POWER!!

ARMCHAIR QBS WHO HAVE NEVER PLAYED THE GAME: "Dalton's gotta make that throw."

Damn, nice run even if he didn't pick up the frist.

Not a Dalton fan.

<--wondering if he should've hedged.

Love Green though. If he was a Raven, man...

STATSdy

Same old Big Ben! Ha!

HAte the Steelers, but part of me would kinda be happy if they won tonight. Still not buying the Bungles.

Hate overturned calls like that, when the whistle blows before a recovery takes place. You're always taught that you play until the whistle, but that's not true anymore. You can recover a loose ball afterwards.

I'll have to give Eifert some love tho. Dude's going to be a star.

Holy shit here fellas.

Imagine if the Lions had Eifert instead of Pettigrew. Man.

I appreciate Bernard making my loss a lil' less embarrassing.

Imagine if the Lions had Dalton instead of STATS. Man.

I won't go that far, bro.

I will. srs

Bungholes better enjoy their 15 mins.

I will. srs

Is that #realtalk?

I was just about to do a "LOL @ Bunghole fans" when I realized that I am a Lions fan. SMGDH!

I was just about to do a "LOL @ Bunghole fans" when I realized that I am a Lions fan. SMGDH!

Yeah, but how many NFL Championships have the Bungles won?

Is that #realtalk?

Yes. I think we should make sure we can resign Suh. If that means letting Pretty Boi go, then let him go. I can only imagine the cap hit we'd take. But MM drafted him and will stick by him.

We need a RG3, Wilson, Kap, dude from B Bills, type mobile QB. STATS is a big fuckin lug nut. He runs out of the pocket but is not mobile enough, or fleet of foot enough, to stop and make a good throw. I literally hate that the mother fucker is on my team.

Gresham is also better than Pettigrew.

Yes. I think we should make sure we can resign Suh. If that means letting Pretty Boi go, then let him go. I can only imagine the cap hit we'd take. But MM drafted him and will stick by him.

We need a RG3, Wilson, Kap, dude from B Bills, type mobile QB. STATS is a big fuckin lug nut. He runs out of the pocket but is not mobile enough, or fleet of foot enough, to stop and make a good throw. I literally hate that the mother fucker is on my team.

Before I read "stop and make a good throw" I was going to suggest TEBOW.

Before I read "stop and make a good throw" I was going to suggest TEBOW.

Lets not even go there, bro.

Johnny Football would make Lions fans forget the last 50 years.

Trade STATS for a first rounder and draft a fuckin QB that isn't a dying breed. Hes so fuck slow. I bet I could out run him.

What's up with your boy Andy/

I just checked out the STATS. 8/14 isn't too bad actually.

What's up with your boy Andy/

Dean?

Dean?

Forgot all about that chump - have you heard from him at all? Been a few years, right?

Oh shit, you were talking bout Andy Dalton.

Sad thing is Steelers' WR situaish is still better than the 'vens'.

If we gon lose, at least let it be AJ Green that whups us.

The WR situaish in Detroit is better than Brady's in NE and HE WON. Fuck a STAT.

The WR situaish in Detroit is better than Brady's in NE and HE WON. Fuck a STAT.

Only cuz the D stepped up so that Brady would stop crying, or something.

That Brady dude needs to check himself.

Before he wrecks himself?

Steelers D... still good.

Boring ass game.

Good catch.

Hey Ben, 2 minute warning you doofus.

Omg shut up Gruden.

If Titus Young ever plays a down of football again I could see him as a Bungle one day

"They're the BEST, with a capital B!!"

Hate anyone named NUGENT.

So am I the only one who can't stand Cris Carter?!?!?

^ No.

I haven't listened to the commentary (music's on). How many times have they talked about Jon being brothers with Jay Gruden?

I haven't listened either. But didn't even know there was a Jay Gruden. srs

A few nauseating times.

I haven't listened either. But didn't even know there was a Jay Gruden. srs

Peep this, he's Jon's brother!

No disrespect to 49er fans but last nights game was borderline orgasmic for me.

No disrespect to 49er fans but last nights game was borderline orgasmic for me.


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Big Ben prolly only has a couple more good years left imo. No way he can hold up much longer.

Hope he comes to Detroit.

WTF.... Leave Andy alone!

Srsly, they should've blown the whistle for Ben on the previous series if they want to protect the QB. Then they do the same shit for Andy.

STATS would be crying right now. He would have pissed his pants.

LOVE Bernard. Should've fucking started Rivers in that league. SMFH.

^ Not even sure if it would've really made that much of a difference actually.

STATS would be crying right now. He would have pissed his pants.

Peeing your pants is cool.

Clearly, Green is nowhere near Tron's level. Disgraceful.

Doing a Jay Gruden thing right now.

Plenty of time left, you guys.

Lets have this game be the longest game in NFL history or something.

Or a bench clearing brawl.

Or have the 2 coaches fight.

Lets have this game be the longest game in NFL history or something.

Bro, we're going to have to go TWO DAYS without football after this. Ugh!

Have the cheerleaders strip on the sidelines.

Bro, we're going to have to go TWO DAYS without football after this. Ugh!

LOL.

Not sure why they want to torture peeps.

Chiefs/Eagles will be pretty good imo.

I'll save my predictions for that one for the week 3 thread.

Where is it at?

My first thought is Chiefs. Its the NEW Chiefs.

This game is really boring for only being a 7 pt lead.

^ Agree.

I'm fuckin fading and its 8pm. This fuckin game is putting me to sleep.

The steelers are AMERICA'S team. How they going to give up anything to a guy named MOHAMED?

When I think of middle of the road, nondescript, going nowhere QBs, I think of Andy Dalton.

This Bungles offense is scary on paper. Games aren't played on paper.

When I think of middle of the road, nondescript, going nowhere QBs, I think of Tony Homo.

When I think of middle of the road, nondescript, going nowhere QBs, I think of Matthew Statsford.

Wait...does Tony fit all that descriptive shit you said? Not sure.

Wait...does Tony fit all that descriptive shit you said? Not sure.

Positive Romo is descript. I could be wrong

185 Best post of the board since forever ago.

C'mon Ben Stillers!

Dalton has happy feet.

^ Not sending you pics, Rex.

I'm actually getting MLive posters to compare Joey Happy Feet Harrinton to Statsford. I felt soooooo good about my posting over the last week.

Megatron makes that catch 10 times out of 10.

Just plant the seed and let it grow, baby.

I'm actually getting MLive posters to compare Joey Happy Feet Harrinton to Statsford. I felt soooooo good about my posting over the last week.

Harrington's arm doesn't even compare. HIS STATS DON'T EITHER.

This game is a #wrap.

Harrington's arm doesn't even compare. HIS STATS DON'T EITHER.

They compare greatly with the NOT WINNING stat.

Steelers gotta play the Bears this week, too. smh. Have the Steelers EVER started 0-3?

I'm gonna be real steamed if the Steelers lose AND my #fantasy team loses.

Real steamed.

That's a nice catch by Sanders. Wouldn't that have been a catch if the old rule was still in place? Force out?

Ben STAYS IN THE POCKET

Ben STAYS IN THE POCKET!

Ok, I'll stop.

This is about the Ben Stillers and the Bungholes.

Ben doesn't care about stats, just winning GAMES!

SHIT!

God Damn it!

Take your black and yellow off.

Nice pick.

This is a perfect opportunity for Cincy to air it out.

RUN UP THE SCORE

How steamed are you right now, Glan?

Real.

Not ashamed to admit that I hope the Steelers score, recover the onside kick and make things interesting. #footballfan

^ hells 2 da yeah.

AJ Green has NOT has his moments tonight, JON.

Lame.

WE NEED NBA BISHES!

2 DAYS TIL FOOBALL! FUCK THAT!

NOT INVESTING TOO MUCH INTO TIGS CUZ I DON"T WANT TO SLIT MY WRISTS WHEN WE LOSE. LOL

WE NEED NBA BISHES!

2 DAYS TIL FOOBALL! FUCK THAT!

NOT INVESTING TOO MUCH INTO TIGS CUZ I DON"T WANT TO SLIT MY WRISTS WHEN WE LOSE. LOL

Tell me 'bout it. This is going to be agonizing.

Maybe NFL Network will replay some games tomorrow and Wednesday.

Not a Dalton fan.
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